#the batkids are crazy

[mikami1992]

Ok… Lately I've finished reading several Fics and Drables where the main idea is that a Batkid discovers that he ended up sleeping with/marrying someone after a hangover or something like that..

But I've noticed that I haven't found any where it's Bruce who wakes up in these circumstances….

So….

Send in the recommendations… write some crazy stuff…

[disastertwins9000]

not the bad vibes 😓

tim is so done

[yogurtnept]

superman is flirting with batman, jason and dick are not happy about it

jason: i got a plan. we hack into superman's phone, download all his nudes and then blackmail him.

dick: no. what are you ta- no!

jason: you should listen to me. i came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're on Gothamtwt

just gothamite things

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[frownyalfred]

okay I know we’re all still discussing the ripple effects of Damian’s choice to be a doctor instead of a hero but where is my 35k one shot hurt/comfort identity porn/ identity reveal batfamily fic where he has to treat one of his own siblings in the costume? years later after he’s left this all behind, with some hand wavey time nonsense, there’s a half-dead still-on-fire vigilante in bay 6 and he’s midway through an ER shift from hell and he knows that profile. he knows those boots. he knows that costume —

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Jason both loves and dreads seeing Wonder Woman. Loves bc it’s Wonder Woman, enough said. Dreads bc he’s incapable of acting normal around her, he stutters and blushes and it’s really ruining his reputation

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

“But [Insert Character] didn’t do that, that was a writer making him do that.” Buddy I have something to explain to you about fictional characters in comic books

[violent138]

There's definitely times the Batkids do something dumb but funny on patrol and have to come up with an appropriate explanation for the subsequent injury and try to keep Bruce's attention moving. But the man fixates on odd details, and gets all do we have footage of this, Oracle?

Which is usually followed by a dead silence before Bruce says something like, "So. Piggy back rides because one of you forgot the grapple gun. That's how you dislocated--okay." and a deep sigh of unfathomable disappointment.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

🦇🐮✨️

Animal study with Bat-Cow. She was the perfect subject to practice on, and I am extremely happy with how this study came out.

(for better quality, click on the image )

[crazyw3irdo]

Well, I think that I've gotta go, and I don't know why / But I need you to promise me you won't cry / 'Cause you'll be fine, and so will I / So just let the thought of me die - Flight of the Crows by Jhariah

@allthebooksandcrannies

send me a number + a character & i'll draw them insp by that song in my spotify wrapped (requests open until the new year)

[shyjusticewarrior]

[canthandlethishit]

Jason’s Room, 3:30am

Dick: *creaks door* pssh toilet

Jason: *half asleep* agrrh

Dick: *walks into bathroom quietly to do his business*

Jason: *falling back to sleep*

Dick: *walks out to flip on the lights* *shakes the sleep outta Jason* Jay, look! My hair looks so good rn 👁️🫦👁️💇🏻‍♂️

[puppetmaster13u]

Would anyone be interested in a pokemon cryptid batfam Au?

Like, Pokemon just being a Gotham thing thanks to all the magic curses, the many, many, chemicals everywhere, the canonical reality warping and all of that. Like the local plants and fauna just started mutating and evolving like that.

And Batman was originally seen as some sort of cryptid or living shadow sort of creature. So with the rapidly changing flora and fauna going around in Gotham, someone is eventually going to put forth the idea of some sort of mutated person or creature.

And I am just saying, Bruce has a weird sense of humor. He would probably find such rumors hilarious. He might even say, lean into them. He might say, commit to the bit.

And then forget to mention it to anyone else once the League is formed. It might completely slip his mind that they're not in the know like the batfamily members

[milowing]

i'm going to start a petition to make it illegal for batfam fans to talk about other dc characters, especially the justice league

[sodamnbored]

I can’t help thinking that this is so Dick and Jason when they’re older.

Possibly Dick and Bruce when he quits being Robin.

Or Jason and Bruce after the whole murder thing.

Really, it’s a diverse song for the Batfam. But so funny to me to imagine them power ballading each other.