#they make me sooooooo...........................

[sydwritess]

Group Chats With Y/n Pt. 2

F1 grid x fem!reader

Summary: texts in the F1 group chat with y/n

Notes: requests are open!

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Lanlikesfish

Are you all going to the premier tonight?

Georgie

Yeah

Roscoe's dad

Yeah

Carlos 🌶

Si

Alexandria

Yeah

Bearman #1

Yes.

Charlie

Yeah

Roscoe's dad

Y/n, what about you?

Y/n

No, I'm good.

Lanlikesfish

Hehe

Pastry 🥐

The fuck?

Lanlikesfish

We ALL should know why

Georgie

Because she doesn't feel like it?

Kimi Kardashian

Because she's not feeling good?

Maxine✨️

Because it's stupid?

Y/n

......................................................................................................

Charlie

What- what is that supposed to mean?

Maxine✨️

She thinks it's to much drama and excitement for it, so she's staying home and playing COD all night, eating junk food and rotting on the couch.

Georgie

How do you know all of this?

Y/n

Damn... he's right.

Maxine✨️

Because she's just that type. And even so, she has told us many of times (annoyingly) that she doesn't like half of the people there. So rather than starting a fight with someone, she'd rather rot at home for the night

Y/n

First, don't call me annoying. Second, I hope you crash in the next race. ✨️LiTtLe BiTcH✨️

Lanlikesfish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kimi Kardashian

Wow, what the hell lmao

Y/n

Kimi?

Kimi Kardashian

Yeah?

Y/n

So now that you are a Kardashian... do you own your own business to? Let's hopefully say you don't do playboy, cause that's weird.

Kimi Kardashian

I'm only 18...

Georgie

Don't worry, she's just playing around. Cause that's y/n

Y/n

George, fucking say shit to me again, and I'll have you seated next to Max at the next group dinner.

Georgie

God don't he's so absurd

Y/n

I SERIOUSLY want to know how y'all got into F1. Y'all are so immature some days it blows my mind.

Bearman #1

So do I

Alexandria

Same.

Lanlikesfish

Y/n are you on your period?

Pastry 🥐

Oh he's fucked

Charlie

Bye Lando, I'll start looking for Oscar's new teammate

Roscoe's dad

Mate you NEVER say that to a girl

Lanlikesfish

Yeah... she's not answering. #scared

Y/n

No. I'm not. But I can make you have one if you'd like.

Lanlikesfish

I- okay

Y/n

Lando, if only you could see what girls go through. Oh, and also, YES never say that to a girl, or you'd be thrown off a cliff... IN SECONDS

Kimi Kardashian

haha.

Bearman #1

Wow

Red Bull #1

Wow, uhm okay. I guess... at least she was telling us and not... showing us.

Y/n

My three rookie babies. Scarred because some papaya dumbass has to butt in all the time.

Maxine✨️

Hey, Yuki and Kimi are already mine.

Y/n

Fight me for custody bitch. Take me court ⚖️

Charlie

Uh oh, divorced parents going at it.

Maxine✨️

Sorry that your in pain.

Y/n

Oh I'm sorry that you, four time world champion, that you lost ONE race and now it's the end of the world for everyone.

Georgie

Yeah, didn't your dad leave you at a gas station or something? He's bitchy.

Y/n

You definitely don't need to leave your child at a gas station to teach him that he lost but go off I guess.

Roscoe's dad

Guys let's not, that must have been hard for Max alright?

Y/n

Okay dad. Sorry Maxine. See you in court?

Kimi Kardashian

Y/n's actually pretty cool

Y/n

Thx Kimi. Hey, I've been looking for the right person to cook me some pasta, and Olive Garden is just getting to expensive, you up for it?

Kimi Kardashian

Olive Garden is a disgrace to this society.

Carlos 🌶

Chico OG is sooooooo good!

Kimi Kardashian

And Taco Bell is the best!

Carlos 🌶

¡No puedo creer que acabas de decir eso! ¡Taco Bell es una maldita amenaza! ¡Es como si el diablo hubiera venido a servir tacos del infierno! Taco Bell... ¡malditos tacos del infierno!

Kimi Kardashian

........ translate?

Y/n

He said 'I can't believe you just said that! Taco Bell is a fucking menace! It's like the devil came to serve tacos from hell! Taco Bell… fucking taco hell!'

Kimi Kardashian

Well that is how I feel about Olive Garden.

Y/n

Y'all are weird.

Georgie

Alright 'Y'all'

Y/n changed Georgie to Max's best friend

Max's best friend

Oi! No, you change that back!

Y/n

Oi, no. Mate

Max's best friend

Your using it wrong. Mate

Y/n

Alright. Mate.

Max's best friend

Ugh

Y/n

#f1 driver George russell being problematic as always.... put that on a headline bitch

Lanlikesfish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR FUCKING HAILARIOUS.

Pastry 🥐

It's true. I can hear him laughing through the wall of our hotel rooms.

Y/n

Glad I can help 😌

Carlos 🌶

Who calling my shit?

Lanlikesfish

What?

Carlos 🌶

Who's calling that shit? Who who?

Y/n

Oh yeah I know this shit!!!

Carlos 🌶

Who who?

Y/n

Babygurlll let me see you do your dance, let me see you twirllll

Lanlikesfish

What the actual fuc-

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[slaaverin]

JIMIIIINNN IS SOOOOOOO—🤣🤭 WHAT A BADDIE HAHAHAHAHAHA haters not getting enough sleep, getting depressed, not eating but Jimin is having the time of his life lmaooooo

It makes me truly think they know what's happening online there's no way bcs the timing 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Jimin is petty like this, I love it 🤣

[peachhcs]

will and Sammy discovering hockey gossip on Tumblr together and reading all the gossip and roumars about there relationship that people claim are true and as they are reading they are both laughing at what is being said

au masterlist

HAHAH wait this kind of feels like a 4th wall break but i think it would be super funny. samy def knows what tumblr is because of grace and will kind of knows but not really so when the two end up doing a deep dive together they’re in for a real treat

they go on together and search themselves up just to see and boyyy do they see what's on there. i can imagine them finding a bunch of pictures/rares of themselves and are like ? how did these get here??? oh and the fanfiction i think they would find it really funny and also like 🤨🤨

and then they would get to the blogs that are like gossip/rumor blogs that just talk about random gossip going on in the hockey world and they find one specifically talking about their relationship and there's crazy stuff on it

user1 bro i am soooooo jealous of samy bc like wdym she's quinn jack luke's little sister, goes to umich and is captain of the soccer team, has a SUPER hot boyfriend and has sooo many connections to the hockey world

| user2 ikrrrrr i'm so jealous of her life actually

| user3 it's so cute her and will have known each other since they were kids tho

| user4 she is LIVINGG that childhood best friends to lovers trope

user5 lowk tho....i heard will cheated on her so that's why they broke up for sometime..

| user6 BRUHHHH WHAT??? will cheating on HER?!?!?!?!

| user5 that's just what i heard thooo idk if it's true i just thought someone said they saw him with a girl last summer

| user6 not surprised tbh hockey boys are known for cheating

| user7 one of my really good friends goes to umich and has a mutual friend with hannah duke, and she's heard that they broke up bc of long distance i don't think he cheated on her

user8 tbh i don't think they should've gotten back together will could do sooooooo much better

| user6 bruh wtf?! how could he do better than her it's SAMY hughes

| user8 so? just bc she's quinn jack and luke's little sister doesn't mean she's as great as them

| user9 bruh don't hate just bc ur jealous of her she's so much more than just being little sister to her brothers

| user8 i'm not jealous i'm just saying. i'm entitled to my own opinion

user10 wait someone said that samy was will's first time

| user11 WOAHHHHHHHHHHHH that kind of surprises me??

| user12 i know for a fact he wasn't her first time tho bc she's had 2 boyfriends before will

| user13 that doesn't mean she's like had sex w them tho??

| user12 someone i know is also a mutual friend of hers and they've confirmed it she's talked about it before

| user9 i feel like will's been w people before tho??

| user14 nahhhh he's catholic so i don't think he would get w anyone like that

| user15 how do y'all find this stuff out like 😭

user16 i know for a FACT all of will's friends for sure had a crush on samy like ryan and gabe???? how could they not???

| user17 that would be such tea like imagine one of them did and then had to back off

| user18 well ryan's been dating his gf for awhile so i feel like gabe def did...

| user19 that would be such tea tbh

and they just keep scrolling and scrolling through the posts and everyone talking just laughing at how much people don't know about them and how only they know the truth behind things.

and i like to imagine samy showing will all of the edits on tiktok she's seen about them and he gets all blushy because there's a lot of thirst edits and will's just like "wow yeah. that's my girl." i also think they'd consider submitting something to the gossip blog just to stir the pot and make people freak even more.

either way this would be super funny and they would def enjoy doing this together

[hylfystt]

in your arms i have found my home

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I will never not love Lizzie and Joel’s dynamic in the Life Series she has tried to kill him so many times it’s not even a surprise anymore and he forgives her every single time. Joel refuses to even agree to let someone else kill Lizzie because he knows she’ll watch his video and find out and then he’ll be kicked to the couch with the dog. The biggest argument between the family was about how Joel kept giving Lizzie diamonds for no reason and Gem wanted him to stop being hopelessly in love for two seconds so he’d stop giving resources to his #1 attacker. Joel wasted half an episode because he wanted to run at Lizzie in slow motion like a rom com.

One time Lizzie THOUGHT Joel killed her in MCC and she yelled at him through the wall that she wanted a divorce. Joel realized he had multiple men obsessed with him on Hermitcraft so he built a statue dedicated to his beautiful fish goddess wife. They were a part of a roleplay server where their characters didn’t know each other and immediately had a wedding so their characters would be canonically married as well. Lizzie made the wedding an entire arc of the musical.

No one is doing it like them and they shouldn’t even try

[pangur-and-grim]

Hope you don’t mind unsolicited kitty cat pictures of my new worm-beast! Forcibly reminding myself that randombred cats can look like anything and that this elongated fella I found living at the local zoo is not in fact an oriental-type/lemur hybrid.

I'll be honest, this is the first cat I've seen that could actually be a Balinese cross.

if you'd only shown me the first photo, I would have 100% believed that was a Balinese. the fur and body type are so specific. and then the last photo couldn't be a Balinese (because of the white spotting), but I'd still believe it was an Oriental Longhair.

it's only the second photo that made me go oh......that's not quite right.....that's not how that should look.........

so I'd say the possibilities are:

you found a cat that has coincidental similarities to a Balinese/Oriental (cool!! awesome cat! the breed had to get the traits from somewhere, makes sense!)

you found a badly bred Oriental Longhair with a wonky face (not likely, OLHs are rare and tend to have a more standardized show-type appearance)

you found a Balinese cross (cool!! awesome cat!)

in any case, they are very beautiful and I'm an admirer of their special white stripe.

[teaboot]

Don't get me wrong I love romantic ships, but it'd be nice to see a few more folks get up on that queerplatonic soulmates thang

[skyblueartt]

William Afton becomes a youtuber

[dreamdripdistance]

i know there's lots of different nuances to you and to me

[quicklings]

I would posit that when—First off, it's fun to laugh and second off, sometimes when someone else laughs, it's very funny and then that makes you laugh. So I think that there might have been much more laughing at each other trying not to laugh. Yeah. Is this you explaining why you were crying laughing? Yeah.

Emily Axford on Dimension 20 (as of December 2024) for @figueroths for the @pscentral holiday gif(t) exchange

[fraternum-momentum]

did you see the new sabrina carpenter album cover. Its SO your art coded to me PLEASE

HOLY SHIT THATS INSANE BC WHEN I WAS REWORKING MY SONA THAT WAS LITERALLY ONE OF MY INSPOS OH MY GOD ?!?!?!?!?!?!

[crazymecjc]

always the pawn in someone else’s game. ♟️

[achingly-shy]

your eyes are like heaven, your voice is like rain / 11:11s, they all hear your name

CONAN GRAY — This Song (2025)

[solar-eclipsed]

The Birth of a Star

(The Birth of a Ghost)

[lacebird]

This is the hottest thing I have ever seen FUCK-

[tonycries]

Megumi flipping through Gojo’s dusty ol’ yearbooks out of pure boredom then getting a heart attack that nearly causes him to summon Mahoraga because is that not a white haired Itadori with his…emo…friend??