#thinking of shit and typing things out

[plasticsandwich]

alive................

[ruporas]

trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

[adamsrcnan]

the trojans thinking blue is jean's favourite colour because of how many clothes he has in blue and so they all team together to buy him a bunch of stuff in blue (bc he still doesn't have enough clothes) and laila or cat are like "why all the blue?" so derek chimes in and is like "figured lil bro's favourite colour is blue" while gesturing to jean's very blue and very low cut blue shirt (have i mentioned it's blue???). jeremy is already sticking his head around jean's shoulder to get a look at the blue hoodie jean's holding in his hands and he's like "hey mine too" at the SAME time cat says "jean's favourite colour is brown" & then it's just an awkward pause where jean is burning a hole into the soft blue hoodie he just unwrapped and jeremy is burning a hole into the side of jean's face and everyone is looking around putting two and two together....

[letyhide]

I might be too devotion pilled for this world. But I can't be normal about about how Flames whole server existence has revolved around Zam for MONTHS (Dont even talk to me about that book). And in a way, i could see a similar thing being said about Mapicc (not entirely. Or to that extent. But close to it).

The main reason Mapicc has logged on the server recently has been TO KILL Zam, or to work on some plan that will. The world is ending, there are crazy exploits all around, but the thing Mapicc is most concered about is Zam and her team.

When Zam took a break that is when Mapicc also lost all hope. And felt directionless. Even the times where he would log on prior to getting the mace, he would frequently lament about Zam not being there. Because at least she is "an enemy to fight" while other players (like Pangi, Derap, Squiddo) are "targets to destroy". And he would say how that makes things less fun for him. (He got some fire in him when he got the mace. But that was immediatly taken away when Flame void trapped him).

While she is by his side Mapiccs purpose becomes fighting alongside her. When shes against her, its to make her life hell.

When Zam said "you make everything so hard for no reason" to Mapicc, during their duel, mapicc replied "yeah.. thats the entire point". I think that Mapicc replacing himself to Flame in Zams eyes was his goal. That was a deliberate choice, as it makes playing on the server more fun for Mapicc too. Zam is everyone's purpuse. The heart of the server.

And it's so intresting to look at Flame, Mapicc and Zam, as players, and how they have interacted throughout the entire season, and then look at the point they are now. A few months ago we had a Mapicc that looked close to giving up on the rest of the season: only promising to help with fighting Flame alongside Zam. And now we have: Flame giving his entire inventory, enderchest and hearts to Zam, to go and fight Mapicc. These situations feel so similair but couldn't be more diffrent.

Flame didn't really care about fighting Mapicc, because to him, their teamup was never THAT real. It didnt matter that much. Mapicc had this whole talk about "Zam using him". But the one person who definitely used Mapicc was, in fact, Flame. Flame's whole purpose on the server was to mess with Zam, and that is the only reason he teamed up with Mapicc, he had ulterior goals, and USED Mapicc to get to them. And discared him once Zam was out of the picture + i think he realized hurting Mapicc would hurt Zam even more. (Mapicc says that he couldn’t really stop Flame from supporting him, as he was alone, and for stronger players than him Mapicc often has the mindset of "better with me, than against me" so yeah. Makes sense. Still not a good look from Zams pov)

But Zam saw things as they were. Flame was using Mapicc to get to HER. And that's also why he placed a lot of the blame of the Zaun warden attack on Flame... and forgave Mapicc (even tho he had a big involvement in that).

but later Zam killed Flame in the void to get revenge for Mapicc... and Mapicc didn't even acknowledge it much. She fought along side Mapicc again, for the creeking stuff. Just for Mapicc to be the one using her during it. And STILL she was the one trying to mend the relationship. Urghhhg.....

Again i also do see Mapicc pov in all of this. And I think being used by Flame hurt so bad, and made him feel so worthless that,, it kinda led to all the devotions mess we are in now (feeling used but not knowing where to place the blame). But all that matters to Mapicc is having fun, and if that purpose he was looking for is figting the most reliable teammate he has ever had, then so be it. They've both done this dance before. And neither of them are unprepared to do it again now.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[skrs-cats]

thinking about it it's kinda crazy how little scourge actually even was in the series. When I first got into warriors I always assumed he was the big bad/ a major character from start to finish and I didn't even know that tigerstar or the clans were a thing then. Dude surged to popularity through pure aura. People loved him cuz he was edgy and cool and I was one of them LOL

[byfulcrums]

padmé, who most likely grew up with other people doing the cooking for her, probably knows how to make more simple stuff. she can make a nice plate of spaghetti or even ravioli: however, she once managed to find a way to burn ice in a pan, melting the plastic handle, so she's not allowed in the kitchen anymore. she's really good at dessert, though; which is funny, because she likes to eat savory stuff more

meanwhile anakin is a Master Chef. loves to cook, loves to eat, and most importantly loves his wife. what i'm saying is that he's always making 5 star meals for padmé. he wasn't very good at cooking at first, not for a lack of experience but rather because as a slave, he always had to ration his food, and for the longest time he just wasn't sure what amount of everything he should use. he LOVES to eat dessert, but is physically unable to make it. he's perfected the salt and spices and other condiments but sugar? sugar? well just don't ever ask him to make anything sweet

[coern-art-very-cool-and-nice]

the boy in the spotlight versus the girl in the mirror

edit: made a part 2

unshaded version

[kawareo]

"I knew a guy with wild opinions, i'm going to share them cause they were so insane that they were funny"

A bunch of people who have never met anyone ever, apparently:

Also damn, viral on tumblr.com. Definitely something everyone wants and is useful and is in no way an annoying and kinda shitty thing to happen to you

[the-heron]

congrats 2 henry peglar for being the only bitch confirmed as to be Fucking That Old Man

[skrunksthatwunk]

Not Only is he a bisexual icon but he also Cannot stop framing his demonic encounters as dubiously romantic without anyone or anything prompting him to

[arodykeism]

time to make your choice only you can be the one

[front-facing-pokemon]

[cowboy-robooty]

im not going to lie i have an illuminati type theory that fanfiction has gotten so fucking bad recently as yet another consequence of the pandemic

[pvlvsdog]

how easy or hard is it to make the sinners finish? also are you fine with yandere stuff? I want to ask before requesting. Also if your requests aren’t open then feel free to ignore.

Oh my! I made a whole tier list with a friend^^ just need to pull it up. Over half the credit goes to the skinny dipping ask anon, haiii^^ also I’m all good with yandere stuff. I just might have difficulty with certain characters (base ID for Greg to name one, that might not be very long if I’m asked to write something about him; I’ll still write about him, but there’s not a lot to work with for the yandere theme in my eyes) but I will absolutely write it^^ also you will get bonus characters. Because it’s fun^^

TW: 18+, UNEDITED

Not finishing (sorry!):

Faust - sorry but I don’t think she ever came during sex. You can use toys or she can do the job herself and that works, but that’s it honestly. It’s not that you’re doing something wrong, she’s still choosing to spend time with you in that way, but I just think she would finish from touching herself. After all Faust knows Faust the best

Takes a long while:

Ryoshu - it’s not hard to make her finish but if you rush it, she won’t react well. It’s a whole process, getting to that first orgazm. She likes playing around before it, holding it off until she’s satisfied with the act. Like, she won’t ignore you in favour of her pleasure, she wants the both of you to get the most out of this. Which means neither of you is finishing quick, sorry

Sonya - also not that easy. He’s a chill guy, he doesn’t seem like he would mind. He likes you and it was a decent time either way, so it’s not a big issue if he didn’t come. I just feel like, despite his easygoing demeanour, if anything from the book carries over to the game, he miiight have a hard time letting himself be vulnerable during sexual encounters. Participates still, but it’s not a carefree ordeal and it makes orgasming harder. Can use his hand just fine though and doesn’t consider it a wasted night

Demian - kinda hard. Like, I just feel like it would be hard for him to reach a release, but he’d be damned if he still didn’t try. He’s fairly confident and knows himself well, so he has no problem guiding you a little so both of you can orgasm. With his tips it’s not really hard. Side note, but I feel like the experience you’d get is worth it, come on, in the book he’s such an agent of chaos it’s iconic. Yeah he’s calm. But like, if I asked that man to tie my shoes he could as well run off with my shoelaces to prove some point he made earlier hhh

Last above average:

Verg - kinda hard? Like, it’s easier than with the ones above, but you will have to put some effort into pleasing him. He’s guarded and keeps most at an arm’s length so to have a genuine sexual encounter with you, he needs to trust and know you a bit. I don’t think he would be a 10/10 at communicating so you also wouldn’t have a lot to go off of. It changes with time, the communication part, but he still takes a bit to finish

Ishmael - she takes some time as well. I think she’s pretty experienced and has had many amazing as well as mediocre encounters so given that range, don’t expect to just waltz into her room and make her scream your name upon your touch. Good thing is, she has a good idea about what works, just take her suggestions and you’ll get there (she’ll do to ;3). Other component could be the fact that she often doesn’t feel comfortable letting her guard down and not being in control. So, especially if you’re more dominant, I could see some issues stemming from that early on, because as open as she would be to give things a try, if you’re a more dominant person, it could be difficult for her to work with. Not your fault, just give her some time. In bed and outside of it

Hong Lu - I can’t explain it much, I just think it’s not super easy as well. Again, you won’t have him panting and moaning just from doing the bare minimum, but let our curious man explore, make it worth a while, and he’ll reach an orgasm at his pace

Kromer - takes a bit too. She’s pretty horny with a high sex drive but she likes to have her time with you. Likes that you have you to try a bit before she’ll come too

Standard timing 😌😌:

Dante - i feel like they have a pretty average timing. Perhaps it would be faster but they overthink a bit and it’s all a little bit „new”. They don’t even fully know (or well, remember) what they like so that also plays a role. Again, it’s easier than with the characters above but they don’t come super fast

Yi Sang - also pretty much within what you would expect, you have to get him a bit worked up, it’s not as long of a process as it is with some other sinners, but definitely enough for you two to get a bit creative with the foreplay and such

Meursault - I think we just figured getting him placed in the middle of the tier is just funny considering his demeanour. That man is the standard, the average, the perfect representation of the mean. Sex with him definitely isn’t vanilla, I just think he finishes at a very predictable timing, never having you too worked up but also not rushing it

Hopkins - adding him as a silly bonus, I just think it’s funny he stuck in my brain. He also takes a pretty expected amount of time, he has to have some solid foreplay but it’s not like, really hard for you to get him to finish. Just let him have his fun first

Fairly easy:

Don - if you know where her „weaknesses” lay (and it’s not a difficult thing, she’s pretty obvious, I think. Again, I’m keeping in mind how easily she gave herself away when she was questioned about her feelings on being beaten up in CIII, that woman was stuttering like crazy. So like, just go for whatever flusters her and that’s your cue as to what you should do during sex) it’s a very short road from there to having her orgasm. Being easily excitable seems to seep into that part of her life as well :3

Rodya - she knows herself well and is used to putting herself first (since life taught her that if you don’t, nobody else might. Not so say she isn’t a generous person when she can, but like, it is often something she does for attention or praise in general, I think sex is a bit of a different case) so her objective is to have a good time. It might change as you two grow closer, but for the main part she just uses her own knowledge in what gets her off and works from there. Not saying you don’t have to put any work in on your part, but she will make it very easy. If she wants to have sex with you, at least before you two get closer, it’s so that she can have a release, so that will be her main priority. She’ll be nice to you sure, she knows how to be sweet and charming, even when there’s sweat rolling down her face and her back is arching while she adjusts your hands to grip her just right. But before she’s ready to be vulnerable, the sex is more so to fulfil her needs (coming, feeling important, so on) than to grow closer to you

Outis - my funny explanation is “fast but only if you’re Dante” but my actual reasoning for saying that she would be rather quick to finish is that I think it’s been so long and she’s so pent up that it just makes sense. Like, she’s not about to ask for sex from just anyone, she ignores that need too much. So when she finally has sex with you, oh, she clearly means it and has been wanting to do so for a very long time. All in all, she’s on the brink anyways so getting her off is a very easy task

Gregor - that man is starved and kind of easily… well affected by your actions, let’s say. He has no real experience with being desired by someone so you don’t have to try much to get him worked up. Your honest advances and the way you treat him oftentimes leave him exasperated (he can’t believe over the half of things you’re saying, especially given that he would probably make you aware how his modifications will affect any intimate relationship you might want to have with him), but he’d be lying if he said that whatever you were doing wasn’t working. Like, he’s not surprised he’s into it, he just can’t believe that you would want to make such advances towards him in the first place. Honestly if it wasn’t for his self deprecation and fear of hurting you, he’d be on the bottom tier. But those dark thoughts accompany him even when he’s being intimate (or, well, especially then) so he’s still only somewhat below average. He probably blames it on his stamina (which also could be a factor, he’s not as senile as he makes himself out to be but he certainly does struggle keeping up in bed) and probably mumbles something about being “too old for this” and how “you’re going to end him if you keep doing things like this” (his very roundabout way of saying that you affect him greatly). So, with all that in mind, he doesn’t last very long. The only thing keeping him from coming undone upon your touch is concern for your safety should his body act up because of the strong emotions you cause him to feel

Gotta go fast (sorry):

Heathcliff - not sorry about putting him in this category, only sorry for the joke. I mean, that man is pent up, worked up and so, so oblivious to his own feelings that you won’t be having any troubles with making him come. I mean, for the past few years he dedicated himself to the thought of what could (or in this case - couldn’t) be and his ability to reflect and own up to the fact that you’re making him feel a very specific kind of way is hindered as a result. That man could get a raging boner every time you touch him and he still would hold off on reflecting on his feelings. So when he’s finally in a position to have sex with you, you will have him all worked up in record time. Heaving, panting with drops of sweat rolling down his forehead. He desires you greatly, even if he has a hard (hihi) time admitting that (well, that would mean that his whole… thing was a waste of time and also would call into question if he was ever wanted by the person he’s been chasing this whole time, I mean, he couldn’t imagine having her act towards him in the same way you do. Which… well, he doesn’t love the thought). That and his lack of experience with all things sexual leads him to release around the time you’re trying to get started. He tries to last longer and he won’t leave you hanging if he doesn’t. Well… I can certainly tell you that he won’t. But he’s going to try anyways. Just don’t tease him about it, that might actually work in the opposite way. Or do tease him, if that’s what you’re into ;3

Sinclair - if you two getting heated, you’re already halfway done with making him come. He gets horny easily and fast, but usually (always, prior to meeting you probably) his hand has to do. And in the book he is quite filled with thoughts of pretty sexual nature (that are quite a cause of his shame). But insecurity and guilt play a part here too, making him believe that he doesn’t really deserve to experience nice things like that. So when you’re so close to him, something he fantasizes about quite often, it’s making him overwhelmed in the best, most alien way. All the thoughts that could hold him back are gone and instead he is overcome with lust. Which then leads to a very fast release. Just like Heath, I totally see him worked up, heaving and absolutely coming undone. Buuut with the way he is, I don’t think it’s just him being all shy and cumming cutely just to lay down and stutter out a ‘thank you’. That lad is filled with so much anger issues and unprocessed, strong emotions that what you are more likely to get is an extremely horny, awkward, rough encounter and after you blink he’s done and in the process of folding under the weight of post nut clarity (saying this lovingly, not to be biased as the author of this, but this is absolutely a ‘would’ for me. I just don’t think he’s what you would consider… conventionally “good”. Which is subjective, even if there is a ‘popular version’ of what good sex should look like)

[anto-pops]

Seb + BDSM

Seb + BDSM

Seb + BDSM

He would enjoy something like that, wouldn't he 👀