#this is about The Predator

[arytheweirdrat]

hes so dangerous and bloodthirsty I want him in my bed immediately

[pinniepon]

I hate seeing art of movie monsters where they give them human tits or abs. And even sometimes they just make them humans. You don't have the love for the anatomy. You 🫵 don't have the soul of a monsterfucker

[mcr-themed-brain]

What accent coach is working magic behind the scenes of iwtv. A british man plays an american man with a thick new orleans accent that slowly fades to a standard american accent. Another british man plays an indian man with a french accent that morphs into a british accent. An australian man plays a french man with the strongest most unintelligible french accent youve ever heard

[lynnlyrae]

something something Jinx cutting her hair and Vi growing it out Jinx dyeing her hair even more colorful and Vi hiding her pink hair under layers or black dye I’m so not okay about it-

[confusedgato]

Giving him cats to compensate for being called a thot <3

[marzipanandminutiae]

every time a man assumes I'm a tradwife type because of how I dress, I just want to be like "at any given time it's been an average of three weeks since I last shaved my armpits. sometimes longer"

[afreakforyautja]

Trapped (yautja x human)

Part 1

[Silly little prompt]

Read Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 💚

You’ve been assigned as a biologist to an extremely remote location.

You took the job because you needed the money, and you didn’t question the oddly high salary they offered.

It didn’t take long to realize the truth: you were there to study and collect samples from alien lifeforms such as yautjas and xenomorphs.

The catch behind the generous paycheck became obvious… you could be killed at any moment while working.

At least the aliens were unconscious during your examinations, but there was always the slim, terrifying chance they might wake up and eviscerate you.

You stuck to a strict schedule, never missing a second. A tiny delay in your work could mean your death.

One day, while working on a xenomorph, the facility alarm blared through the room. The doors slammed shut, completely locking you in.

You didn’t even know what to panic about first: the fact that you were now trapped with a deadly alien… or the reason the lockdown had triggered in the first place.

What could’ve possibly escaped that made the entire facility seal itself off?

Seconds dragged like hours as your shaking hands fumbled with the manual override.

You finally got the door halfway open, only to find yourself face to face with another alien. One you recognized.

Its mandibles clicked as it tilted its head at you in a strange, almost curious motion.

Your mouth went dry as you stared. You remembered all the times you’d examined this particular yautja, speaking softly to yourself while studying its body.

“Please, don’t,” you whispered, raising your hands in surrender, trying to make yourself look as small as possible.

The yautja just stared, its head tilting slightly again, studying you.

Maybe it recognized your voice, all those hours you spoke aloud while working.

A deep, rumbling purr built in its chest. You blinked, stunned.

Then, in a flash, it shoved you aside—just in time.

The xenomorph behind you lunged, missing you by inches.

The yautja caught it mid-air, gripping it tightly. Their battle had begun-

and you had nowhere to run.

[heheheku]

[levanlanse]

♪ It's time for Fish Fact Friday ♪

The Amazon leaffish is a freshwater fish that can be found within the Amazon River basin!

These fish mimic the appearance of dead leaves in the water, floating slowly along water currents. An elongated skin flap on their lower lip acts as the "stem" of the leaf, and they can even change their colors to better camouflage with their surroundings!

This clever camouflage allows them to both avoid predators and ambush their prey, making them very efficient predators!

[tailofalastor]

Yet another showing of Alastor doing the scared/angry cat fur thing.

I love when Mr. I'm Definitely Not Prey starts showing his prey traits.

[gatorbites-imagines]

have you ever thought about a Yautja's first ever blowjob? i can't imagine yautja mouths are good for oral and human mouths are practically built for it. at first the idea of someone's mouth near his genitals is terrifying, but he tries it and its such an overwhelming experience that he practically needs to be strapped down to the bed because he's thrashing about so much.

that or a yautja who gets fisted? a standard human arm is a pretty good size for it 🤷

Male yautja OC (Cahn'thih) x male reader

Headcanons

Looks at camera and smirks. I love yautja requests, do I know anything about yautja? Very little. Do I love them anyways? Yes, yes I do. Meet Cahn, I came up with him on the spot.

The idea of a blowjob has to be out there for Cahn. They don’t really have the anatomy for it, at least in the way we humans do. Can they do tonguejobs? Yeah, I think so, but not fully out there head like a human can.

Cahn does know that his little ooman can be a freak at times, with all the stuff you pull out and come up with for you guys to try. Hes a big fan of how leather looks against his red and black skin. It’s not very practical, but very hot.

Having you ask to “suck him off” did make Cahn stop for a moment because, what? When you explain that it involves putting his genitals near your mouth, Cahn is ready to call it quits right then and there.

The mouth is full of teeth and germs. You probably couldn’t bite it right off him with your weak human jaws, but you could at least damage it if you tired.

He also had two cocks, so its not like you could fit both of them in your small mouth anyways, unless you want to completely obliterate your throat and jaw.

It takes some time and a lot of explaining and convincing for Cahn to finally agree to give it a try. Don’t get him wrong, it’s really hot to think about, and he loves anything his ooman will give him. But he cant really imagine what it would even be like.

As expected the first time is the closest to heaven your yautja has ever been. He had been laying back on the bed, arms behind his head and ready to just give it a try and let you have your fun. The wet, hot suction does leave him gasping, which is the first time you have ever gotten Cahn to gasp.

His eyes almost roll back, it’s all willpower holding him in place so he can watch you move up and down on one of his shafts, as the other is rubbed by your hands. You have never heard your yautja moan like he does when you switch between the two cocks, wanting to pamper them equally.

Watching you try to deepthroat him and taste all of him makes Cahn claw at the bed, and yeah, how good it feels doesn’t save the poor bed. Instead he tears all the way down to the steel bedframe.

His hips start rutting too, which makes you pull off with a lot of coughs. In the end you guys have to tie him down to keep Cahn from breaking everything from how good it feels to have your mouth on him.

Cahn would want to return the favor, somehow. It feels so good for him, that your yautja lover wants you to feel the same or similar. He knows he can’t serve you the same thing another human could, but damn does he try.

He may not have the lips or cheeks to bop up and down on your dick like you do to him, but he does have a long and split tongue that he can use to lick and tease a lot of places on your body. What he lacks in actual mouth, Cahn makes up with creativity and enthusiasm.

Honestly, I feel like you as a human could facefuck a yautja if you have a dick. The inside of their mouths just look a lot like a certain part of the female anatomy, so I think with a bit of work you can work your way inside.

Theres of course teeth and mandibles in the way, but with a yautja that loves you like Cahn, you can try anything. It also means he can work his tongue all over you at the same time.

Cahn doesn’t have to worry about you bucking off the bed and choking him on your dick, since he easily holds you down with his hands on your hips as he tries to move his head like you did. It’s a lot more awkward and careful, since he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you. It’s the thought that counts.

Getting head from Cahn never becomes a huge success, but you guys still do it every now and then when you are both in the mood. But Cahn loves when you do it to him, it’s a religious experience each time and he’s always left panting, which is a feat in and of itself with a seasoned hunter like him.

Having to repair so many beds and have so many different restraints does pose some questions with suppliers, but why should you guys care what they think. You two are having fun, and that’s all that matters.

[stingray-art]

you cling so tightly to the beast that waits to devour you

(please don’t tag as ship)

[nitewrighter]

Flash: So you eat fish.

Aquaman: *shrug* Yeah, man. Fish eat fish, why wouldn't I?

Flash: But it's not weird, like... the fact that you can talk to them?

Aquaman: Well it's telepathy, and it's more like... networking, and in the case of a lot of fish it's kind of like you're interfacing with a very very very simple binary computer made of meat. I mean yeah, they have instincts, and they can feel distressed, like any animal, but a lot of the time the thought process before getting eaten is, "swim... swim..." then pffft--nothing.

Flash: You've read a fish's mind before you've eaten it.

Aquaman: Nah, but I've telepathically stunned fish before eating them when I'm in a hurry.

Flash: *staring*

Aquaman: Look, I have a trident! It's not like I'm just snatching them with my mouth mid-swim! *pauses* ...every time.

Flash: ...

Aquaman: *mindlessly* Mera's actually way better at it than me. Doesn't even need to stun them. God, it's incredibly hot when she does it.

Flash: CATCHING FISH IN HER MOUTH!?

Aquaman: *lovestruck sigh* Like a shark...

---Later---

Flash: *pressing his knuckles to his forehead* And you're a vegetarian.

Wonder Woman: *mixing a salad in the Justice League break room* Of course I'm a vegetarian. I can talk to animals.

Flash: *presses his hands together in front of himself and inhales deeply*

[whimsyvixen]

Thinking about yautja dick. NSFW Predator art WIP 👇

[kaliido-s]

My protagonist is so chopped bro 🥀