#unstoppable force meets immovable object

[krillonthegrill]

Mira’s introducing Zoey and Rumi to her friends pre-Huntrix and she absentmindedly decides they’ll all go bowling or something where winning is a possibility and Rumi gives her the saddest most pathetic look ever because why would you do this to me do you want me to make a bad impression I only have two friends Mira

Rumi's literally twitching and frothing at the mouth watching the score and everyone else is looking at her, both amused and concerned

better alternative they go to dinner or something and Rumi can pretend to be Normal™ until she knows them well enough to be Funky™

and she finds out one of Mira's friends is the exact same way when they get competitive so they have each other to yell at during any games they play

[yourfavoritelittlesister]

bratty little sister VS bully big brother

[aotearoa20]

Jonathan Harker and Captain Nemo

It’s not your fault I see him everywhere, but you seem to know all his lines so well…

@lxgentlefolkcomic ep2 has me in a chokehold

[15-lizards]

i do really like your interpretation of the conquerors as adapting to westerosi clothing traditions (and subsequent targaryens also introducing/following clothing as it develops along the timeline) but i wondered if you had any thoughts on specific targs/targ eras where they might to back to more valyrian clothing?? thinking of people (daemon) who might prefer to go back to their valyrian roots rather than dress like non-valyrians??

Jaehaerys II and Baelor are two opposite ends of the RETVRN TO TRADITION spectrum. While Baelor is like we were blessed with morals and conscience by the seven and we shall never return to our heathen roots and dresses like the pope during the 15th century in Italy, Jae is marrying his sister and doing Visenya blood rituals like Real Valyrians used to do. Also he dresses like a byzantine emperor even though the Targs weren't that important in Valyria but don't tell him that he'll say it's all Andal libel and slander.

[existennialmemes]

The Unstoppable Force and The Unmovable Object are deeply in love, that's why they're meeting all the time

[websriot]

@iobartach    ( m.    o'hara )    sent :    ❛❛ i'd tread very carefully if i were you.    you, of all people, should know what i am capable of. ❜❜

so much for no incidents in the past three days.    hobie would have to get karl to change the damn sign when he gets home.    ❛❛ i should tread carefully? ❜❜    a scoff rises in the back of their throat,    but hobie bites it down,    jaw clenching    &    unclenching rapidly. 

❛❛ mate,    'm gonna give you the benefit o'    the doubt that you don't know where the #?¢! you are,    'coz there's no way in anarchy you come t'    my universe n'    threaten me.    's not a great way o'    gettin'    people t'    join your self-righteous spidey circle jerk,    is it?    i told ya,    i'm done with the society.    get the hell outta here or i'll have t'    make ya. ❜❜

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

my love for Deimos's stupid little visor vs my disdain for drawing hats

[zukkacore]

I love that all my Jace stardiamond takes are me desperately trying to accommodate the fact that everyone even Jace enjoyers characterize him as very egotistical and full of himself which to a degree I also believe but also I’m desperately trying to hold with both hands that truth plus my additional belief that, in recognizing he’s a bit part with 10 likes who lives a small life and refuses to absorb the oxygen in any room, in any scene, I am desperately banging at the glass of the stardiamond enjoyer sanctum trying to show them my other hand which is holding only the words “he’s egoless! He’s egoless!”

[somewhat-very-insane]

the need to reassure someone and show kindness and communicate that I Do Care vs. the inability to do so because i do not know how to

[crow-with-a-knife]

There is nothing on Earth stronger than a dog that Really Wants to lick your face.

[minjaefreedom]

who will comeback first hoppipolla or sechskies

[akimojo]

the anti-social hermit urge to never speak to another soul ever again vs the anguished shipper urge to join the phoenixflare server on discord

[andyling]

my desire to write fanfiction vs my desire to read fanfiction is absolutely killing me rn

[existennialmemes]

An Unstoppable Force

(how badly I need to pee)

meets an Unmovable Object

(the cat on my lap)

[crimsonshadesblog]

Siete has the right idea he just needs more alcohol https://x()com/mono_grbl/status/1906999277978825186

Aaa, I saw that! That's such a great set-up. Also nice Seven-Star Swords.

"Lost to an alcoholic".

If the game had a feature where you could challenge other players directly, he would absolutely subject Djeeta to this.

[bitter-hibiscus]

the artist in me who wants to write a gut-wrenching, life-changing story vs the human being in me who has trauma from the exact thing the story is about