#vassago helluva boss

[the-irreverend]

Best character.

Fight me.

[birdy-babe]

SALLY MAY CONFIRMED LESBIAN🧡🤍💗

LOONA CONFIRMED BI💗💜💙

OCTAVIA CONFIRMED ACE🖤🤍💜

BARBIE, VEROSIKA, BLITZ, OZZIE, BEE CONFIRMED PAN💗💛💙

STOLAS, ANDREALPHUS, VASSAGO, FIZZ CONFIRMED GAY💙💚🤍💜🏳️‍🌈

ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE Y’ALL

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss Mastermind as textposts part 42/?

[Parts 1-40] / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44 / 45 / 46 / 47 / 48 / 49 / 50 / 51 / 52 / 53 / 54 / 55 / 56 / 57

[warblogs17282]

I'm busy thinking about the fact that Vassago was the only Goetia to actually be supportive of Stolas/Blitz during the episode.

Just look at Vassago panicking over here when Satan starts speaking again, shit hurts me deeply. No one else near him in both screenshots gives a shit about Stolas, it's ONLY Vassago who cares.

Helluva Boss writing team, PLEASE let Vassago and Stolas be friends, I need it so badly now

[mintaikkcorpse]

Divorce Selfie!

@houngry

[helluvahusker]

Why do I feel like Vassago has like, a parasocial relationship with Stolas

[peteytheparrot]

Learning he was supposed to be a pirate ruined me because wtf

He’s actually one of the better designed characters, which is saying something

[lotterhippie]

p...parot

[valahelart]

his design brings me so much joy, i love him already 🦜✨

[drama-glob]

Stolas saying this reminds me of someone. Hmmm.

Oh yeah! ;) XD

Side note:

I love Blitz slamming his head down when Stolas says he's going to explain in song form and Vassago is absolutely adorable here too. ^_^<3<3<3

[glitchedcosmos]

New birb just dropped

[autisticblitz]

I am not immune to bird yaoi

[warblogs17282]

I love how they let Vassago have little bursts of speaking Spanish like this, really gives homage to his voice actor's Mexican-American heritage

[mintaikkcorpse]

Love how everyone is annoyed with Stolas singing but Vassago was just cheering him on what a king

[minimanuke]

Gay ass parrot doodl

[swagyalastorwife]

Vassago, Stolas , Adam , Lucifer Alastor and Vox x Chubby!reader❤️🩵🦈💛🧡❤️💜💥

A/N: hiiiiiiii guyssss (^-^)/❤️ i have nothing to say 😅😅🤔

⚠️Warning⚠️: !! EVERYONE IS PERFECT ❤️❤️

Vassago🦩⭐️

♤ Vassago, a member of the Ars Goetia and manipulator of secrets, has a magnetic and mysterious presence.

♤ When he notices you, he first sees your physical difference as a singularity in the infernal universe, but very quickly, he perceives your discomfort, your unease at occupying space.

♤ Rather than ignoring what you feel, he approaches, his gaze piercing yet gentle, and engages in conversation with rare subtlety.

♤ He tells you, in a knowing whisper, that demons measure the value of a soul by its inner strength, not by the shape of its body.

♤ He lets you know that your presence attracts his attention precisely because you don't try to blend in, and that your difference, far from being a flaw, is an asset in a world where everyone wants to look the same.

♤ When you express your insecurities, he offers you an enigmatic smile and assures you that he has seen thousands of souls, but very few possess your light.

♤ He then offers you a pact: every time you doubt yourself, he will tell you a secret about one of the most powerful demons, to remind you that even the greatest hide their own weaknesses.

♤ By his side, you feel unique, precious, and he uses your difference as a weapon, never as a source of shame

Stolas 💜🦉

♡ Stolas, a demonic prince and astrology enthusiast, is unexpectedly sensitive. When he invites you to observe the stars with him, he quickly notices your discomfort with your appearance.

♡ He doesn't settle for superficial compliments: he gently explains that in cosmology, each star, regardless of its size or color, has a unique and essential place in the constellation.

♡ He compares your silhouette to a bright star, affirming that it is your difference that attracts his gaze, and that you are far from invisible to him.

♡ When you confide in him about your insecurities, he takes your hand and reassures you, telling you that even in his family, the pressure for perfection has always been overwhelming, and that he has learned to appreciate what deviates from the norm.

♡ Stolas shows you that your gentleness, warmth, and generosity are rare qualities, and he doesn't hesitate to embrace you, to shower you with affection, so that you understand that you are desirable, loved, and irreplaceable in his eyes

Adam💛

◇ Adam, the first human and fallen angel, is arrogant and self-confident, but he hides a deep sense of loneliness.

◇ He notices your insecurities, especially when you compare yourself to others.

◇ He looks you straight in the eye and tells you that he, too, was rejected for wanting to be different, for refusing to follow the rules.

◇ He reminds you that the first rebellion is to exist as you are, and that your strength lies in your ability to assert yourself despite the gaze of others.

◇ He encourages you to embrace your presence, to not apologize for being there, and he doesn't hesitate to defend you if anyone dares to put you down.

◇ For Adam, you are living proof that true beauty is the courage to love yourself, and he repeats it to you until you begin to believe it.

Lucifer🦆

♧ Lucifer, king of Hell and the embodiment of pride, has an imposing aura but also a hidden humor and tenderness

♧ He quickly notices your insecurities, especially when you try to be discreet around him.

♧ He then approaches, places a reassuring hand on your shoulder, and confides that he himself was rejected for who he was, and that Hell is nothing more than a refuge for those who don't fit into the boxes of Heaven.

♧ He tells you, with a mischievous wink, that greatness isn't measured by height or thinness, but by the ability to embrace who you are.

♧ He invites you to walk by his side, proud, and reminds you that it was your difference that attracted him, because he never liked conformity.

♧ When you doubt, he tells you how he built his kingdom on rejection and marginalization, and that you are, for him, living proof that beauty lies in the audacity to exist fully, without hiding

Alastor❤️

● Alastor, the Radio Demon, is a complex being, both charming and cruel, but he has a weakness for sincere and authentic souls.

● He likes to gently tease you about your shyness, but never about your figure.

● He even takes a malicious pleasure in putting you forward, making you dance or laugh in front of others, so that you gain self-confidence.

● When you confess your insecurities, he stops, his smile softens, and he explains that in his past life, he saw entire crowds conform, and that it was always those who embraced their differences who left their mark on history.

● He loves your energy, your generosity, and he tells you that your warmth is a treasure in a world of coldness and cynicism.

● He reassures you by reminding you that, for him, you are a unique melody in a universe of background noise, and that he wouldn't want you to change for anything in the world.

Vox🩵🦈

☆ Vox, the demon of screens and technology, has a public image to maintain, but he's fascinated by anything outside the box.

☆ He loves filming you, taking pictures of you, staging you, not to ridicule you, but because he thinks you have a natural charisma that others don't.

☆ When you talk to him about your insecurities, he shows you the videos and pictures he's taken of you, highlighting everything he likes: your smile, your way of expressing yourself, your attention-grabbing presence.

☆ He tells you that, in a world saturated with retouched images and pretense, you are authentic, and that's what makes you irresistible in his eyes.

☆ He encourages you to embrace yourself, to occupy your space, and he doesn't hesitate to put you front and center in his shows or projects, so that you understand that you are a star in his own way, and that your difference is your greatest strength

I hooope youuu like iiit!!🦩⭐️✨️💜🦉❤️💛🦈🦆