#vex anon

[ofmdlovelyletters]

A lovely letter to @xray-vex for lots of reasons, like having great takes and being just a delight to have around, but most of all for having this fandom's most impeccable meme game

Hi @xray-vex! You've received a lovely letter. 💌

[askmj-2-thestackedodds-fireteam]

Okay here's another question?

[scythlyven-art]

Dude how do you think (in tlovm) Percy told Vex how he died. Like how he forgave Ripley and stuff. Because unlike the campaign, they werent there when Percy died in the show

Honestly, I don't think he would have told her. I think he might have tried, but he either couldn't find the right words to say what he wanted, or he tries to tell her and she stopped him, not wanting to know the details because he's not dead anymore—he's alive and they should focus on that

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Vox, do you name your sharks?

-starstruck anon

"How heartless do you think I am? Of course I name my sharks!

"There's Vark, who's a hammerhead, and is the first shark I ever got, back when he was a pup. Vite's my other hammerhead - he was a little bit older when I got him, so he didn't imprint on me quite the same way Vark did, but he's still my baby! I got Vex and Vin next - both great whites. And then they had Vida, after a year or so."

[basra-of-the-crows]

Would you be interested in a deaged Vex Crow?

-🦝

…I’m sorry what- what happened to vex??? As good as I may or may not be with children I do think having child versions of my ADULT FRIENDS is kinda weird-

You know what… if it’ll keep him out of pain and trouble I don’t see why not.

@vex-crow

[linkito]

Tease! D: (/j <3 ) Now I'm just going to have to sit here and speculate! Is it a finite amount of magic Scar can channel at once? or in his whole life? Is it the world messing with him? the weakness potions causing an issue? combinations of the above?

-🎀

ok ok I’ll stop being such a tease— and behold! an old drawing!

It’s a combination of a lot of things happening to Scar at the end of the Mimic Arc Part I. He’s been continuously doused with weakness potion for several days, which has certainly taken its toll on him, and in all honesty, is more than enough to trigger a flare up in his legs / muscular dystrophy alone. But instead of dealing with that in the slightest, he has an outburst of vex magic.

Not only that, but an extended outburst.

Normally Scar only utilizes this full vex form for a matter of minutes, but this is different. He uses it to find Grian, and he doesn’t relent until they find somewhere relatively safe. By this point, he’s been pushing himself way past his limit and begins to suffer the consequences.

And while, no, there is no finite amount of magic a vex hybrid can utilize, there’s a few problems with what Scar did:

Vex magic is emotion-based, and Scar is still not accustomed to using negative emotions to empower him. He typically relies on things such as loyalty and love, but this is perhaps the first time he’s truly embraced rage.

He used too much of it. It’s like a constant stream of energy being expelled to aid his strength, and now he’s left with practically nothing.

He’s physically exhausted from the potions and overexerting his body. Normally he could potentially lean on his vex magic in a pinch when this happens, but not this time. This time it’s only made worse by the strain of magic overuse.

In short, it’s not immediately life threatening, but he’s going to be vulnerable as he recovers. Very vulnerable.

…and if Scar tried to push even further? It could very well backfire and cause him to more or less burst.

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

stop eating salmon with mammon and eat some cod with god ;)

HELLO JESUS?????

[azurityarts]

Why is this how I learn that the funny chrimmas zoroark is a fucking TTRPG character

(Also, getting into a pokemon ttrpg would be cool as hell but I never get the opportunity to set anything up)

Born to be funny chrimmas tree, forced to roll critical fails 😔🙏

[vex-bittys]

Hi! Um I'm new to this community and was just wondering how long a bitty will live for since I can't find any information about it. It would also be great if you could tell how long each of your lamia bitties would live for.

*Theoretically, a bitty could live forever. Bitties don't age past adulthood, and like the monsters they are based off of, they can live on indefinitely as long as they are healthy and happy. The lamias are no exception.

*This doesn't mean that bitties usually live super long lives though. Due to their small size, bitties can become injured, sick, or even killed. This is part of the reason that they need caretakers to adopt them!

*There is one last thing that limits a bittybones lifespan. Bitties who have gone through a trauma such as being abandoned or having their adopter pass away may lose their will to live. A bitty who no longer has intent to survive will most likely dust. This factor often limits a bitty's lifespan to the lifespan of their adopter.

[ofmdlovelyletters]

sending a lovely letter to xray-vex!! he makes great photo edits and he is also lowkey one of the funniest people around here. genuinely always delighted when I see a new vex edit on my dash 💜

Hi @xray-vex! You've received a lovely letter. 💌

[vex91]

celebrating Halloween with pyramid game characters😈(things like dressing up or getting matching costumes but more specifically what would they dress up as or what matching costumes would they want)

OMG AND ALSO WHERE THEY WOULD LIKE TO GO AND STUFF like would they want to go trick or treating or to a haunted house

-🎀

Omg darling-

I'm so sorry, it took me so long to write it that Halloween actually came-

Okay so as for Suji I think she wouldn't really care about Halloween at all at first until she sees you getting actually excited about it. Then she will start putting thought into it. I see her as totally gave in to whatever you want to do, she just doesn't care what she wants and just goes where you want to and dresses up as you want her to (Be it her own costume or matching with yours but she would love matching costumes, she just wouldn't show it much). A lot of you may not agree with me but Suji as Aladdin and you as Jasmine (The thought appeared in my dream 3 days ago and stayed locked in)

I can also see Harin as not being bothered by Halloween type because girlie has other things to worry about, you know like completely terrorizing the whole class just to get revenge on one girl because of a grudge since they were children (While being hot doing that) so just like Suji, she will only care about it when she notices you being excited for it. She will still not care though, will only participate to make you happy. I can't see her wearing couple outfits with you like I'm sorry, she will even protest in wearing a costume at all. Will be very keen on making you dress up for her though, only for her eyes too since she will want to spend it alone with you in her room watching movies.

Jaeun is a little pookie so of course she wants to spend it with you. It would take her time to ask if you're interested though since she's normally not that sociable and even talking with her girlfriend freaks her out because she thinks you're so beautiful and great and incredible and god girlie is in DEEP. Probably won't do matching costumes or costumes at all because she will feel embarrassed, she may do it if you ask her enough. Probably just wants to do what you want instead of giving ideas. Just a puppy following what you want.

Yerim immediately has an idea that you two ARE doing Halloween matching costumes with her and spend your time with her then so you actually have no say in it because when she wants to spend time with you, she WILL make it happen. Imagine her wearing Little Red Riding Hood costume and making you a Big Bad Wolf just to make fun of you for being a wolf. Of course her making fun of you is full of love. But really guys, her as a Red Riding Hood-

Jaehyung will automatically choose you a costume and everything for Halloween because you are going with her. She needs to show off her girlfriend after all. Listen because I have a vision, Jaehyung as a Vampire. For some reason the image is big in my head like her teeth and blood streaming down her face as she looks for her victims. Automatically that makes you as a Vampire Hunter because in her words "She wants to see you to try and get her". Absolutely terrifying force to be with during holidays like that but she makes up for that with her enthusiasm and love I guess 😅

Eunjung will probably act all cool and nonchalant but will want to spend Halloween with you deep inside her heart. So when you propose the idea she accepts immediately. She left you in charge of the costumes and that's how the two of you became Lifeguard and surfer. Honestly took you a while to convince her that you didn't make her a lifeguard because you find the idea attractive... maybe a little but shush. To be fair it will end with you spending the time indoors because she didn't want anyone to see you looking so good in your costume.

There's only one right answer for costumes for you and Doah. Sherlock Holmes and Watson obviously. At first she would be against dressing up for the day, but you managed to convince her and she actually ends up having fun. You drag her to a party with friends and just help her forget about her responsibilities for one day so she actually can enjoy free time.

Someone once told me that Dayeon would fit Bonnie and Clyde costume concept and it was on my mind ever since. Dayeon would follow wherever you wanted to go and spend time doing something but would glare at anyone eyeing you up. Her arm would be wrapped around your shoulders at all times to make sure everyone gets the message. Honestly I feel like she wouldn't last long out partying with you before dragging you back to her house.

Wooyi was probably the most excited about Halloween because of an idea of matching costumes. She would have a lot of ideas but it would end up with a classic Devil and Angel with her wearing the Devil costume and you being an Angel. She only chose Devil because she thought she looked incredible in it which was true. Wooyi would probably drag you everywhere where people were partying and would spend time there until late night. Later would oh so not sneakily make you ask her to spend the night at your house.

[wandaspup]

I think a lactation fic inspired by the last video you posted is in order…😔🙏

should i? 🤔

[utilitycaster]

Honestly one of the more damning but also funny aspects of the most obnoxious and harassment-prone im*dna shippers is that their blog will invariably have posts calling Percy/Vex or Fjord/Jester (or, both) miserable toxic trash and hoping they end in bitter divorce and then they'll be like "LAURA EVERY CAMPAIGN LIKE I WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT! y'all are idiots for thinking Imogen and Laudna could ever break up! Laura only does loving, wholesome, and dedicated relationships and would never do that."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Vox, can I gal just say how HAPPY she is to work with you? Also, I LOVE all your sharks. Especially the great white shark.

-Pan Anon

"Of course you are - working for me is the best. But which great white? I have three. Vin is brighter male, Vex is the lighter female, and Vida is the smallest one."

[matchbet-allofthetime]

I’m not just down bad for Boone, I’m inferiorly abysmal for him. Southernly heinous. Subordinately diabolical. I don’t just need him to dick me down, but also up, left, and right.

By the way, what do you think he smells like? Other than sweat from kicking the Mojave’s ass, obviously.

Toodles!

No because actually you're real as fuck for this.

I need this man CARNALLY. Like, I would make the devil afraid of how much I need this man in every conceivable way possible.

As a southerner, southernly heinous doesn't even BEGIN to denote precisely how much I want this man to bend me over and then have me in every position and direction possible.

ANYWAYS! Onto what I think Boone smells like. ❤️

I think, because of his constant usage of his rifle, he smells like gunpowder and lingering sulfur. It's most prominent when he's used it a lot in a short amount of time, but it always sort of lingers.

Underneath that is the smell of leather and canvas, a very military-type smell that just never leaves after wearing what he does for so long. There's a touch of old metal with it too from handling his rifle so much.

It's because second-nature for him to clean and polish his rifle nightly- he has to keep it in good shape otherwise he'll risk himself and his beloved Courier, and he cannot fucking lose them- so he has the lingering scent of polish, mostly when out in the Mojave.

There's absolutely the near-constant sweat from the Mojave heat, but there's delight he takes in the Lucky 38 having running water and soap.

When he bathes, you'll most often find him with that smell of sulfur lingering just enough to make your head spin and the leather and canvas mixes with his natural musk to really get you dizzy. You'll smell that the most when he's clean and content.

Tuck your face into his throat while he fucks you and all you'll smell is paradise in his skin.

[nyaagolor]

nahyuta is terminally online and has the tech literacy of a frog 100%

I made this comment during my liveblog but he talks like a redditor. He’s been in the online trenches with his intense research and condescending pretentious attitude since he was old enough to use a computer. I have full confidence people keep baiting him into arguments on lawtwt because he always takes the bait. His meme game is horrific and I bet he has like 39 kinds of malware. He and Apollo have been beefing on r/AskALawyer for years I can feel it in my soul. Neither are aware of who the other is