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hexjulia · 3 months ago

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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

#unforch ive been laserfocused on the composition of toilet cleanibg products and (unrelated) international fishing politics this week so far #i want to talk about anti limescale chemicals 😫 and chinese ships off the coast of west africa 😐#TO EVERYONE IN THE NOTES: don't worry i am not particularly wounded by the awareness that my coworkers would not appreciate a rant #it is a good idea to make sure your conversations remain dialogue and not uninvited monologue for an uninterested captive audience #there is a time and place for excited half-informed monologues.

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teffiebell · 1 year ago

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#philosophy #math #the button #how many times can i press #I'd give the money back #let's say half of it #rich girl #trans #transfem #196 #r196 #mtf

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ragsy · 1 month ago

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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

#ragsycon exclusive #unrelated. i just had a k-dog for the first time #it was delicious #although i sill say. when the menu said it would be half and half sausage and cheese i was not expecting the split to be horizontal #top half of my dog was cheese. bottom half was meat #hall of fame

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 8 months ago

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

#girl i thought we were doing group costumes #do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves #that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care #you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY #just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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kensatou · 3 months ago

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*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

#HELPPP i just lost half an hour of my life scrolling through their videos #anon you sent this a while ago so if you haven’t watch their latest one it is. um. well.#hockey is just a bl drama full of white men sometimes…. (all the time)#hockey #tiktok #autoplay warning #sports #GAY #ao3

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sasswonfp · 6 months ago

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world war 3 was on the line, jason

#batman #red hood #batman and red hood #batman fanart #homegrown art #i literally cannot get this joke out of my head #i came up with it like a few days ago in dms with my friend and we keep going “world war 3 was on the line jason” back and forth #ok! time to never be this active again for a month or more !#half joking

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whiterabbitloveposting · 1 year ago

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For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).

#spider-man #doctor octopus #not the last time doc ock relies on a network of killer satellites #just remembered i had promised to make this post like half a year ago

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 9 months ago

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bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

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aterfish · 10 months ago

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i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted

#danny phantom #ater art #dp #phandom #comic #is this anything #cant belive this is my first time drawing val lol im so sorry queen #valerie gray #love how halfa isnt obviously half ghost half human.#HALF WHAT YOU GHOST BASTARD my beloved #i have great summer break

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remnri · 5 months ago

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nice "tao" meet "hu"

pt 1/2 (pt 2)

#genshin impact #hu tao #cyno #this was supposed to be done 2 YEARS AGO #whatever #dude i need to start lantern rite #nvm june 2023 was like 1 year and a half ago but basically this was supposed to go with my other hu tao and cyno pic #pt 2 is 3/4 panels done SURELY i finish it in a timely manner

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paracosmicka · 4 months ago

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Super quick doodle before work lol

I’ve been doing this thing where if I don’t wanna wake up early to start getting ready my brain is like “I’ll let you draw sonadow for 30 minutes if you wake up” and it works for some reason but then as revenge to myself I draw sonadow sleeping

#sonadow #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sth #sonic #sonic the hedghog fanart #my art #sketches #pillow and blanky time #augh so comfy #makes me wanna wake up half an hour early every day to draw a quick sonadow but i literally do not have time for that #anyway good morning everypony #it is 4am :) and i must go to work now :(

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notrobinsomethingworse · 15 days ago

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Dick: As someone who doesn’t beleive in god…

Jason, under his breath: Yeah that much is clear.

Dick: What.

Jason, louder: YEAH THAT MUCH IS CLEAR.

#Dick: what does that mean?#Jason: you’re a gosh darn sinner #Dick: You kill people!#Jason: you’re a whore!#Dick: In my defence I didn’t want to have sex with like half of them.#Jason: …#Jason: We do have time to unpack all of that but I don’t actually want to. just know I am concerned.#shout out to preist Jason #dc comics #batman #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #Nightwing #jason todd #red hood #dc #incorrect quotes #mine

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prlssprfctn · 2 months ago

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I love-love AUs, where Jason adopts a kid and conventionally forgets to mention it to others, but I think it would be funnier, if he adopted an animal, but his family instantly started to think that he hides a child, because, honestly, it is obvious that he will end up with one anytime soon—

Jason, snoozing on his alarm: Hey, sorry, I gotta go. Dick: It is okay. See you around! Jason: *leaves* Tim, whispering: So, I don't want to start a panic, but his alarm name was "feeding time". Bruce, slamming his hands against the table: Finally! This had happened! Jason adopted someone! Dick, no less excited: We won. I am an uncle!

Jason, while scrolling the kangaroo ass carriers on the internet: Hm-m. Alfred, creeping on from behind, very enthusiastic: I would recommend you this one, lad. Jason, shuddering: Jesus— Jason: Uhh. Jason, thinking that Alfred probably knows, so there is no need to over-explain: Hey, thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Anytime.

Bruce, feigning nonchalance: So, how is the baby? Jason, thinking that Alfred just told Bruce about the whole thing: Well, better than ever. Bruce: Good. Where had you found him, by the way? Jason: Her. It is a baby girl, Matilda... And, well, in Crime Alley. Bruce, sniffling, because a) Jason is so him; b) he is such a girl dad himself by the nature: That's beautiful, lad. Jason: Uh, yeah?

Tim: Come on, when are you going to bring Matilda to introduce us? Dick is not getting younger. Dick: Hey— Dick: But also, yeah! I am not getting any younger. Jason, confused: You all are kinda obsessed. Jason: Like, there is literally nothing special. If you want to pat a dog, go and pat Titus. Don't bother my girl. Everyone, dropping whatever they were doing: A DOG?!

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sheepwater · 2 months ago

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@donanimee yes 👍 This was supposed to be a quick drawing but it took me longer than I expected ;-; but hey yuuken in fairy gala exists now so I'm happy :))

#my art #twisted wonderland #twst fanart #twst #twst yuuken #enma yuuken #yuuka hirasaka #twst yuuta #I used poses that they did in the manga cuz im lazy ;-;#pose searching takes like half the time ok 😭 im supposed to be doing hw rn...#also i am gonna do more cookies but ive got some other stuff im doing rn so it'll prolly be slow #fashion

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leafyeyes417 · 1 month ago

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Struck from his vocabulary

Danny was talking to Sam and Tucker one day. He knew he was adopted but didn’t know anything about his birth parents. They had all tried to search between ghost attacks but hadn’t made any headway. Unfortunately Danny hadn’t been paying attention when he groaned out, “I wish I could learn who my bio parents are.”

Danny really thought he had struck the w word from his vocabulary. He realized his error when Desiree popped up and poofed him away after ‘granting his wish.’ Ending up in a fancy dining room with like 10 people staring at him startled, was even worse.

Danny growled. “Fudge! I said the Taboo!” He continued cursing (in book titles. No one could swear in Amity due to a previous w—h, it’s habit now). He was interrupted by one of them chuckling. “I’ve never heard anyone curse in book titles before, I’m stealing that.”

There was a sigh from a tired looking kid. “That honestly fits you.” Then the older looking man finally speaks up. “Can you tell us your name? And how you got here? What was that about a Taboo?”

Danny sighs. “I’m Danny. Can I get your names first so I know who I’m talking to?” After being introduced to the Waynes (not that Danny realizes who they are, he’s never been interested in celebrities unless it involves space), and the Butler Alfred insisting he sit down and eat (he was starving), Danny continues. “Anyway, the Taboo in our town is the w word. Say it and weird stuff happens. Like me disappearing from my home town to here. Where are we anyway?”

To say Danny had a mini freak out about ending up in Gotham from the middle of nowhere Illinois and how he was going to get home after finding out his new location…

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #who is Danny’s bio mom? good question but I was aiming for Danny being Damian’s half-brother #I like demon twins AU but wanted it a bit different this time #Danny isn’t going to know what is happening with the whole Batfam detective focus on him #I picture Danny as older than Damian by at least a year #The batfam quickly find out about Danny being Bruce’s son since they take secret blood tests with or without consent lol #Danny won’t be able to escape once they find out about his whole story.

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