#we share the exact same braincells

[hwanghyunjinenthusiast]

No context just hands

KAI PLEASE. I WOULD BE ATTACKED BUT, THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN I SAW THESE PICTURES OF JEONGHAN I WAS THINKING OF DOING THE EXACT SAME THING TO YOU 💀💀💀💀 WITH THE ZOOM-INS AND EVERYTHING.

[matryoshkalex]

i need more of the "together in every lifetime/universe" trope but make it platonic/familial

[chilledagridolce27]

My dog pushed me off a cliff.

[trashbatistrash]

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[tlou-obsessed]

Siblings actually feeling like siblings is my absolute favourite thing in shows:

siblings sharing one braincell:

The same crooked smile:

And in the first 10 minutes or so you already know the dynamic between these two, Joel knows Tommy will tease him endlessly about the t-shirt being inside out, being an older sibling, when making a mistake I look at my younger siblings first because I just know they are gonna be insufferable about it. But Tommy respects the hell out of Joel, he immidiately puts out the cigarette when told so, this is responsible older brother Joel, who will bail him out of jail...

He's also the person he looks to, to make the decisions que 'What are we doin', Joel':

also the fact that they got two guys with patchy beards is dedication to me, they wanted these two to be genetically brothers:

These two walking in sync never fails to get me, they are walking the exact same way:

Also haven't seen each other in quite a while and doesn't miss the chance to tease little brother:

all I have to say is Gabriel and Pedro were dedicated to show us they were brothers and I love them for that.

[seungcheorry]

the heater is on, the floor isn't as cold as it should be when mingyu gets out of the shower. the smell of noodles - with the exact seasoning only you knows how to cook - invades his nostrils and goes straight to his stomach. it growls, and he looks down at his toned torso like a pregnant lady.

he did eat on his way back to korea, but can you blame him for being hungry once again already? when you're literally in his kitchen cooking his favorite dish, wearing his favorite perfume? for you, mingyu can even ignore the fact that you're terrible at surprises and that he unfortunately found the package you've been hiding in your drawer - he took a little bit longer in the shower because he was training his surprise face for when you give him the watch he's been talking about for a while now.

'oh, babe, you shouldn't have to' sounds more convincing than just a gasp and wide eyes, right?

he smiles to himself at the thought of you, trying to be so sneaky buying him a gift, with your big eyes and pretty smile. he sighs, choosing to put on his old red t-shirt and a pair of sweatpants instead of many of his fancy clothes.

deep down, mingyu knows he should do something. i mean, he's such a people's person - he's always so busy and surrounded by them -, perhaps that's how he should spend his birthday weekend too, right?

or perhaps that's exactly why he doesn't want to. he's so tired from traveling and performing and coming back home, maybe he deserves a good rest with you and only you.

with this thought in mind, and his towel over his head just like a kid and not like a 28 years old man, mingyu goes to the kitchen to find you stirring something.

"it smells nice", he comments, coming up to you.

"yeah? you want a taste?", you say, already grabbing a spoon and feeding mingyu some of your food. for a few seconds he just close his eyes, an overwhelmed smile in his face. "so?"

"best thing i've ever tasted in my life."

you laugh out loud, pushing him out of your way. "you always say that when i cook."

"and it's always true."

you roll your eyes, ignoring how mingyu basically puts his face into your pan so he can smell your food better.

"have you decided on your cake flavor yet? we should start baking or we gonna pull an all nighter in the kitchen."

"that would be fun", mingyu shrugs. "eating cake at 3am? count me in."

"it sounds nice, but you also need to rest. you spent way too many hours on a plane, baby."

again, mingyu shrugs. he walks up to you, adjusting his towel so he can see you better - you laugh, because the towel looks as if mingyu had the longest hair ever.

"i can rest tomorrow, it's my birthday and i wanna spend it with you."

"your birthday was yesterday."

"oh my god, you hate me so much..."

mingyu pulls you closer, hiding his face in the crook of your neck as he pretends to fake cry. deep down he knows that, yeah, you could never truly hate him.

"big baby", you murmur, patting his back.

"always", he laughs like a little kid, wrapped around you. "age is just a number."

a/n: happy belated birthday to my pretty boy kim mingyu. i love you for sharing the same braincell as me, thank you for always making me smile and for encouraging me to be a better person, to try the things i want. i love you, mingoo, i truly do. ❤️🍒

[etz-ashashiyot]

Thanks @resplendent-ragamuffin you took the words right outta my mouth 😂

Who's "Yahweh"?

[thewitchblue]

We've heard about Damian's twin, but what about Tim's twin?

The duo shares a braincell. They can practically read each other's mind with scary accuracy.

"No, you can't summon a god for rock candy and a pack of the cigarette candies."

Tim told you before you even opened your mouth. You pouted,

"Where did they go? I understand why, but the ones I ordered online don't taste the same."

Tim snorted an amused laugh as you passed him the coffee you made perfectly for him. You made the coffee to sweeten the deal, but you were shot immediately down.

"What do you think you're doing?"

You asked Tim with raised eyebrows. He was snooping through Jason's life post-mortem despite Bruce's orders. He's been caught.

"Aren't you curious? A dead man walking is your speciality!"

You laughed while approaching him. You had a mischievous gleam in your eyes as you said,

"I never told you to stop."

"The Riddler wants us to separate because we'd be too powerful together."

Bruce chuckled on the other end of the comms. You were so snarky that it's unbelievable. You were trying to goad Riddler to keep Tim by your side.

"We would be stronger than gods."

Tim agreed in a deadpan tone. He immediately caught on to what you were trying to do. Unfortunately, he's probably correct about the god comment. The duo is one person. They fight as one, they think as one, they even talk as one at times.

"Damian can you double leave?"

Tim and you said at the same time with the same exact tone of voice as if they knew the other was going to say the exact same thing at the same time. The siblings were more than a little creeped it. You guys are eerily on the same page.

"How do you do that?"

Jason asked when it finally boiled over.

"Do what?"

You both asked. Both of you shifted your body at the same time to face him and crossed your arms at the exact same moment. Jason eyed the duo in faux disdain. He was hiding how much it unnerved him. Dick stepped in and cleared up the question,

"How are you perfectly in sync?"

Two sets of shoulders shrugged at the same time before the two turned back to their laptops. They were going over the same case because "two brains are better than one" (despite both of you sharing the same brain).

"We're twins."

You said offhandedly. You basically dismiss them in favour of Tim.

"The brother did it."

You said at the same time again.

The Batfamily was freaking out. Do you have psychic powers? The duo are the exact same person, like siamese cats.

"Okay, how do we break them out of this?"

Jason asked. He was stressed now. Dick sighed. His brotherly wisdom fails him.

"Jason, they are close. There is nothing we can do."

Damian agreed. He said,

"They grew up together. They are obviously going to be quite close."

Jason scoffed,

"There's a difference between being close and being the same person."

Dick hated to agree because they are his siblings, but he can admit it can be creepy at times. The twin grin, the in-sync winks during fights, the mirrored movements, everything was creepy. You even made a secret code using whistles, clicks, and snaps like various animals. Nobody can figure it out either. It was so well thought out, as the twins only had each other for company during those long nights locked in and forgotten by your parents.

"What are you talking about?"

They heard two voices say behind them. The stealth of which the twins appeared seemed to startle everyone despite being Batman trained.

"Where did you two come from?!"

The duo grinned and shrugged mysteriously. They said,

"Nowhere."

It was a scene out of the shining with the creepy twins in the hallway down to the intertwined hands. It appeared as if they were about to go somewhere if they hadn't been curious about the gathering.

"Why are you guys being weird?"

You both knew exactly why, but both of you wanted an official answer.

"You are creepy."

They whistled to each other before laughing. Evidently, Tim said something funny as you hit him with your hip. The duo smiled at each other while you lightly tugged his hand, and they ran off.

The only difference are their vigilante suits, and that's only because they don't want criminals to know they are twins. It does nothing to stop people from knowing, however. Their fighting style is mirrored so well, in fact, that that they can't be separated. They become slightly off-balanced when they are separated, despite their best efforts.

Bruce tried to separate them, but they always ran back to each other. There was nothing he could do but keep them together.

May the universe bless anybody who kidnaps only one of them because the other is out for blood once they find out. There was unbridled rage behind their every ruthless attack.

Criminals very quickly learned to not separate the two heroes. You and Tim would cause war crimes for each other without hesitation. They could swear the vigilantes become cryptids when one is gone. There will be nothing stopping you or Tim from reaching each other's side.

Maybe it's best if you leave the duo alone or you'll find that you can't escape the warpath.

[violent-little-thing]

Slain Dynamics Head Canons

My contribution to Day 2 of Slain Week (dynamics)! These fit so nicely into my AU and many of them are borne of my shared braincell with @violencelittlething. We've got three categories: dynamics as a couple, dynamics as parents, and some NSFW dynamics (which are the closest thing to smut I will write). Enjoy :) @empyreanevents

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Dynamics as a couple: 

Dain loves using pet names for Sloane. Sweetheart and baby are his go-tos, but he’ll occasionally throw in sunshine (until their daughter is born and that nickname is bestowed upon her). 

They cannot keep their hands off each other. Sloane is always in Dain’s lap. It’s like once she got past her issues with touch, she constantly craved the feel of her man. 

They love washing each other’s hair. It’s such a sweet way for them to take care of each other. 

When Sloane is scared or upset, Dain knows the exact way she likes to be held. She always needs to be on his left side so she can hear his heartbeat. His heartbeat, his soft words, and featherlight kisses ground and comfort her like nothing else. 

During and for several years after the war, Dain had bad nightmares. The only thing that soothed him was laying his head in Sloane’s lap while she ran her fingers through his curls and hummed Tyrrish melodies — the same way her mom would comfort her and Liam as children. 

Dain loves languages and cultures and Sloane MELTS when he speaks Tyrrish to her and goes out of his way to incorporate her lost culture into their life. (Bodhi, of course, is thrilled as well. Sometimes Dain is the only one paying attention when he tells them about customs.)

They have several serious discussions about what to do for a last name. They eventually settle on Aetos-Mairi. As much as he hates his dad, there’s something appealing to Dain about creating new associations with the Aetos name, having it stand for loyalty and devotion rather than brutality and betrayal. Sloane has no intention of dropping Mairi, but she wants the same name as her husband and kids, so they happily agree on hyphenating. For two stubborn people, they actually compromise quite well when it matters. 

Dynamics as parents:

They both want and adore kids, but they wait a little longer than anyone expected before having their first. They enjoy married life for a few years before expanding their family. But once they get started, Sloane is churning them out. They have four kids: 3 boys and a girl. Of course their oldest son is named Liam. 

We already know that Dain is the most doting uncle to Iris and he’s that times 1000 with his own kids. A) Sloane made them and he loves every single part of her; and B) He wants to give his kids every bit of love that he missed his whole life. His dad fucked him up, but he’s breaking cycles. On the other hand, Sloane had amazing parents. They were kind and loving and gave her an amazing childhood until the apostasy. She wants her kids to know the same love and joy that she did as a child.

They teach their kids the importance of loving and cherishing each other and their cousins. 

Sloane was made to be a boy mom and Dain was made to be a girl dad. I said what I said. 

Co-sleeping is safe in this universe. Dain and Sloane love snuggling their babies in between them, having their family together in their bed. They both like having the people they love within arm’s reach throughout the night. 

One of their favorite family activities is having picnics in the meadows of Tyrrendor. Sometimes they’ll stick close to home, other times they’ll load up the kids on Thoirt and Cath and pick a spot Sloane remembers from childhood. Sloane packs the best snacks, Dain brings games, and they just love being together. 

Liam and their daughter look exactly like Sloane, while their two middle boys are mini-Dains. They are the most beautiful family, dragons included. 

They love seeing their children grow up alongside Xaden and Violet’s and Garrick and Imogen’s, with Bodhi in-house as well. Sometimes they just sit and watch the kids play together, wondering how they got so lucky. 

NSFW dynamics heehee:

Sloane LOVES giving up control in bed. She likes to be claimed and dominated. She’s attracted to strength, all that muscle and bulk. Dain loves claiming her, feeling at the most intimate level that she is his.

Dain is a brat tamer for sure. Sloane loves to tease him and rile him up, sending him into disciplinarian mode. 

Dain waits until they’ve been together for several months before he brings up spanking. He’s nervous, afraid that it’ll be a dealbreaker for her. But he’s pleasantly surprised when Sloane blushes cherry red when he suggests it. They take it slow at first, experimenting with pacing and positions. Dain will only use his hand — that’s a hard limit for him — but those large, callused palms are plenty good at what they do. 

Spanking isn’t the only trick up his sleeve. He’s an expert at edging, bringing her to tears without fail. 

He’s also got soft dom written all over him. He’s going to make sure Sloane keeps up with her water intake, eats three meals a day, and gets a decent amount of sleep. 

Sloane has a very sizable collection of Deverelli silk lingerie. Dain’s jaw drops every time he sees her put on a new one. 

They both have a praise kink. Dain needs to be loved and have praised heaped on him after the way he grew up, after all. (And maybe also a teeny tiny bit after the other romantic rejection he’s dealt with).

Wingleader + cadet roleplay. Enough said. 

Dain is the KING of aftercare. Always making sure his girl knows how loved and cherished she is. Cuddles are essential in this house.

[kaijuparfait]

long ramble of me going through the venom trailer because i am insane totally normal about it

this isn't anything professional, just me spouting out random words as i run around in circles like an excited dog-

OK LET'S GO:

firstly... king please change your clothes its been years, why are you still wearing that exact same outfit???

BUT i am a sucker for the light going over and past Eddie as he walks, i just think it's so cool hehe,,

E: "You should probably know that I have a really dark and unpredictable side to me."

hmmm... i'll believe you. at first, it sounds like he's telling this to Venom, but I wouldn't be surprised if Eddie is telling this to someone else and this "dark and unpredictable side" is Venom.... Or he is telling this to Venom and Eddie just really wants to kill now which. I am ok with that, love that for them, they should be allowed to do what they want

cleanly punching off the lock via the ~ Power of Friendship ~ (or something like that)

not the dogs :( i'm assuming this is a place to hold dogs for like. dog fighting?? i think? which is terrible and those guys deserved to get their heads eaten!

E: "I'm giving you a chance, sweetie."

LET. EDDIE. KILL. everyone say thank you Tom Hardy for being Eddie cause WOAH i am. normal.

V: "Just say "when"." E: "...when."

WE'RE SO BACK its just like the "Mask!" "Copy." bit from the first movie omg we're so back, these two make me ill i love them sm

also Eddie not even flinching at the knife, most likely Venom turning off the pain (or something) but I like to think Eddie's just cool like that (these close ups of Eddie's face makes me wanna do a study on him, just draw him a million times for the fun of it, and i will! Tom Hardy is a beautiful man!)

either venom is fully acting as shoes or Eddie is wear the most busted up pair of crocs i have ever seen and both options are so great. either way- KICK! that guy is GONE you even see him slouched against the wall, surrounded by bricks in a later scene, Venom and Eddie are not messing around this movie!

I- hhhhh. ok. I'm ok. Yeah these two are NOT messing around, Eddie could not care less about these dudes, there is no hesitating, no guilt, no fear in this man's expression AND I LOVE IT <333 GET ANGRY! GET SCARY!!!

AND WE HAVE THE BOI. THERE HE IS!!! the roar sounds different too i think, it's very cool tho, feels like a shrill, higher pitch than i expected but i don't dislike it

let the dogs be free! they immediately start attacking those guys and i love it <3 doggy :3

AND EDDIE IS FIGHTING TOO WOOOOO i need to redraw all of these frame cause WHEW! making me blush with these shot compositions, so good. so much trust, Eddie knows Venom will keep him safe and jumps in! literally! i adore how Venom's head is following him too, it's so creepy, the way it just slithers through the air, I wish to send all my love to the teams who work on Venom, there are so many points from the trailer and the first 2 movies that I wanna dissect, just to point out all his little movements, very fun

speaking of his little movements- squinty eyes :3 and the half venom, half eddie face again! always a win, forever iconic <3

tearing apart this venom scene OK! the little tendrils by Eddie's face, the way they move around is so UGH its so weird and i adore it! This "pose" is also fun because we really get to see the inside of Venom's mouth, most importantly his teeeeeth, in a long, pretty still shot that isn't when his mouth is wide open, the artist in me is loving it

also the team always does an amazing job on just making Venom look alien- the thick veins, the shiny black skin, and the tendrils that are holding up the bad guy split apart, instead of being just one tentacle, very gross, but in a good way

E: "We.. are..-" V: "WE ARE VENOM!" E: "We.. are..-" V: "VENOM!!" E: "No.."

They share one braincell, holy fudge, I love symbrock fjdkslfjsdk

and Eddie just keeps trying! same tone, same level, and Venom is so excited

V: "Oh!"

(I also love these shots because we get a nice close up of how Venom's mouth moves when pronouncing words)

E: "Yeah.. We.." V: "We.." E + V: "are... Venom." E: "...We really need to work on that."

and they get there eventually lmao, the way they say it is so in sync, even the eye movements are the same, how they open wider, and THE VOICES hhhh the voices.,,.. Tom Hardy is such a good. voice actor? in this sense ig.. i am on the ground, pure joy with how Eddie and Venom's voices overlap here

and Venom goes to town! lovely meal <3 getting a meal with the bf <3

I am LOOKING oh my goodness his mouth can open WIDE... normal feelings rn, yup, mhm!

doggy :D dog friends :D also Eddie no shot you stole that guy's shoes lmao??? nice boots tho (as someone who wears cowboy boots often, i would love to see Eddie in a full outfit.. putting that in the drawing idea list...)

V: "DELICIOUS! You take me to all the finest places!"

see! dinner date! :3 I can just hear the smile on Venom, i love when he's happy

and the world's most pathetic wet cat of a man (I say with the upmost affection) is back!

more proof that Eddie is never NOT sweating and that Tom Hardy's Eddie voice has the most confusing accent- i think he's saying

E: "Honey, I don't know."

but he could very well just be stuttering, or maybe he stopped midway and instead said "I need- I don't know." but i'm hoping they're at the point of pet names, go full comic, let Eddie call Venom "love" and "dear" and "my darling"

[Edit- thank you @.bridoesotherjunk for pointing out that he says "I need a Tylenol." i need better listening comprehension i guess??? lol?]

i don't know 100% of the Venom lore, still have tons of comics to read, so i won't talk much about the potential storyline here but- 4 SYMBIOTES!! maybe maybe maybe the Life Foundation Symbiotes... these babies got some funky colors.. they already used the name Riot but these 4 could be Lasher, Phage, Scream and Agony if i pray hard enough, the colors don't match but i can dream!

totally not emotional over this little bit of Venom that was left behind from that one after credits scene trying to bond with a host gently. yup yeah my heart isn't hurting at all!

LET MY BOY GO, HE DID NO WRONG!!!

my favorite local cryptid, what a creature

and he changed! finally! nice shirt tho, buttoned up only part way? the HAIR??? good stuff

fire seems to be a known weakness now, looking at the background, and i can't guess what they're looking up at, Eddie does speed up for it tho. I'm gonna say either a helicopter or something else they're gonna try and jump up to? Venom does go-

V: "OH SHIT"

during this scene so maybe it's one of those Symbiotes from before? Who knows, I could guess a hundred things but idk

THE WATER SCENE!! FROM THAT ONE BEHIND THE SCENES PHOTO TOM HARDY POSTED!!!

Venom in the last bit and Eddie being just himself if the first portion of these clips show that these guys 100% know what they're doing and have some sort of device (shown in the right image) that is capable of doing some crazy damage to Venom! Which! Oh no!!! I enjoy fight scenes underwater tho (Looks at Godzilla), very hyped for this one, I really wanna see how Venom swims. Yeah that sounds a bit weird but like. no way he's swimming like a human, c'mon now

E: "We are living the dream, my friend V: "You mean it?!" E: "NO."

Can't get over Venom's delivery here, he sounds so genuinely, it made me laugh, especially to how exhausted Eddie sounds lmao

LAS VEGAS??? y'all guessed right, they really are gonna get married in vegas,,

Eddie in a suit, HELLO??? my guy is looking snazzy! really tho, he looks so nice a suit, the BLACK AND WHITE suit? perfect. I saw people saying that they hope that Venom is the suit and just. me too..

MRS. CHEN RETURNS omg this cast are all so <333 she is GORGEOUS that dress is beautiful on her AND HER HAIR Mrs. Chen my beloved

Mrs. Chen sounds so happy to see Eddie, and Venom also very excitedly say hi, my heart is going to burst, it is overflowing, this part of the trailer makes me smile so much AND THEN THEY DANCE WITH EACH OTHER!!! I know it's called The Last Dance but I was not expecting a dance with Mrs. Chen??? I am more than ok with this tho, Venom and Mrs. Chen, dancing on the stairs, they look so happy, they're having such a good time i can't, my heart can't take this <3

AND LOOK HOW THEY HOLD HER HANDS.. they... they care about each other so much i'm going to cry in the theaters- no i'm gonna cry NOW.

is that a xenophage i see??? that thing is HUGE HUH??? i fully understand Venom in this (side note, i ADORE how Venom goes "JESUS CHRIST" upon seeing this thing, the line delivery get's better every film, that was so genuine) this design is insane tho, i might spend some time doing a study on it

Toxin is here! YIPPEE!!! love the voice, thought it was Venom for a second the first time i watch this but its pretty good

I have no clue who the people are that are in this tower thing, I've seen a few theories but i ain't embarrassing myself by guessing wrong here lmao

(running out of image spaces sorry!)

in the clip of Venom walking into this lab (?) and then getting violently shot at, is it just me or does Venom seem small? I'm guessing the door is just really big but like. idk maybe i'm just mixing up my Venoms and thinking that he's not as big as I remember

really quick cut of what may be 2 more Symbiotes like the 4 from earlier? maybe they're the same and are just changing colors, maybe they're new, who knows! I love their colors tho, the one on the right (in the clip) looks like it's blue and pink and i think that's cute

Xenophage breaks into this lab, love that for her, she is still terrifying!

E: "We may not make it out of this alive, buddy."

haha what do you mean by that king?

V: "Eddie... the time has come..."

HAHA PAUSE. uhm. he said the same thing last time at the end of Let There Be Carnage and Eddie didn't let him go but, istg, IF THEY DIE AT THE END OF THIS MOVIE. i know its the last of the trilogy BUT THEY DON'T NEED TO DIE, SONY, MARVEL, DON'T DO THIS TO ME. i am going cry violently at the writers... i don't think i will ever stop crying if they die at the end

they're in this busted up helicopter, already intriguing, but when it zooms in on Eddie's face, he's tearing up??? this movie is checking off every emotion, i need to remember to stay hydrated before i go see it, i will cry so much

I don't even think i'll be able to handle just one of them dying, the end of the first movie made me tear up the first time i saw it, and that was before i was as insane about them as i am now, i will be UNWELL in the theater

And last but certainly not least. HORSE VENOM WOOOOOO

the design for this things is insane, i didn't think i'd ever wanna draw a horse in my life but like.. kinda changing my mind ngl (weird detail, Venom horse has hands and feet and not hooves!)

E: "Be honest with me, how fast do you think you can make that thing go, without killing it?" V: "..ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!"

Venom sounds a bit muffled in this clip which makes it a bit more funny to me, i won't lie. Eddie is hanging on FOR HIS LIFE THOUGH, geez i know he said "how fast" but Eddie gets LAUNCHED OFF VENOM when they go over that cliff. fun reference to the first movie, how Venom grabs onto Eddie as he flies up, like on the motorcycle <3

this horse scene has to be earlier on because Eddie is in The Outfit and is also not wearing shoes??? i refuse to believe he'd put it back on, and in the helicopter-"it is time" clip, Eddie is wearing that white shirt, which looks like the undershirt to the suit (maybe) so the Las Vegas scene happens before them running from the explosion/fire.

oh right, the song that's playing? Space Oddity by David Bowie? yeah it's about an astronaut dying along in space.... which... is not very comforting...

god this trailer makes me so hyped, October cannot come faster i need this movie NOW. please.

man the trailer is kinda confusing, i'm already making guesses on where things happen and what the context could be, but literally anything could happen in this film. there are so many things that just don't make sense yet and it's hurting my brain I JUST WANNA KNOW! are those new Symbiotes or not? What even is the plot? Will Eddie and Venom profess their love to each other? Will Sleeper be real? How many times will this movie make me cry? Only time will tell

...and it's only the first trailer! head so full of thoughts, heart so full of emotions!

[demigods-posts]

i like how we all just adopted henry and charlotte as a version of percy and annabeth in a different universe at the exact same time. we really do share a braincell.

[sky-is-the-limit]

(+18/MDNI/afab y/n)

(P.s I'm not a writer, just sharing my filthy thoughts about this man) Writers feel free to get inspired from the idea!

Okay, I get how most people say that Price would have a praise kink, I see the vision, I get it but I feel like that would be more outside the bedroom or in a more emotional/intimate situation. Generally? Corruption kink all the way, degradation and all. (I saw someone else talking about it and if you see this, I'm glad we share the same braincell)

It'd start with you accidentally calling him Captain or sir (especially if you have nothing to do with his line of work) while teasing him about something, rolling your eyes while stressing his title full of sarcasm. You know damn well, if there's a word that comes to mind every time this man steps into a room, it's authority.

So first time it happened, he'd demand you say it again so he can hear it from your lips, to make sure he heard that right while cornering you against the kitchen counter. If a look could make you foreseen how the rest of the night would unfold, it would be the one in his eyes while you repeat 'Captain' in a seductive tone, almost provocatice in a way when you realise how turned on he is by one single word.

Lips parted, pupils blown as if he had just calmed down from a third orgasm, all because you called him a word he hears a hundred times, every day, years now.

"I had an exhausting day at work and all I wanted was to come home and relax." He's used to commanding so many soldiers, receiving respect even from his superiors and yet here you are, with your pretty eyes, barely clothed and many years younger, teasing him with a smirk that's pressing all his buttons.

He thinks it's cute, really, how you act like you're gonna get away with it because he knows damn well a part of you is doing it on purpose. How you always stare at him like a starved woman when he's putting on his military uniform every morning before he gets to base, how you find every excuse to visit him in his office, just to watch him be that. Be the Captain who orders people around, the one who's in control.

"And you decided to be a disrespectful little brat, hm?" He leans in closer, barely an inch away from your face, his intense stare never breaking eye contact. The dominant tone in his voice sending a shiver down your spine whilst you unsuccessfully try your best to appear composed, a smirk forming on your lips before you turn your gaze out the window. Bad idea? Or the best one you had in a while?

"Answer me. Was that your intention?" Price demands, placing two fingers under your jaw, a thumb on your bottom lip as he lifts your head up so you can look into his eyes.

"Yes." You whisper sweetly, putting on an innocent facade that would fool no one, especially him. You know exactly what he wants from you, what he wants to hear. Every word coming out of your mouth calculated to get the exact reaction you've been craving. You're proven right as you watch his bottom lip twitch at your simple, incomplete answer.

He seems fed up, annoyed with your disrespect but before you get to hear his next 'command', he stops before it even begins. You thought you could outsmart him, get a reaction out of him, how cute.

The smirk you had on your face, slowly dropping from your lips as it forms onto his, tilting his head to the side as if he's accepting an unspoken challenge you bet with him the second you called him by his title. His strong, defined arms drop from the counter where he had you trapped, crossing them over his chest as he takes two steps back.

"Then you get nothing." He announces nonchalant, leaning back against the table comfortably as you try to process what he just said. The expression on his face showing how much he's enjoying the surprised look on your face, watching your plan backfire and him not reciprocating your little game. It's torture, really.

You can already feel your black, satin panties soaking up the reaction happening from just his voice, your heart beating so fast like it's the end of the night when it hasn't even started yet. And so your plan comes down crushing on you as your mouth runs faster than your brain can even try to catch up when a whiney, pathetic "Please, Captain" escapes your mouth.

Yeah, that's exactly what he wanted to hear. If you could capture the look on his face right now, you could use it as comfort between the sheets when he's away and you have to do all the work yourself.

"You have to make it up to me, don't you think?" Price mumbles quietly, like every filthy scenario he can think of, is playing right in front of him and takes two steps closer to you, your skin burning with anticipation. Gulping down all the saliva that gathered in your mouth, you nod shyly before taking a deep breath. The sight of you must be truly pathetic right now but you couldn't care less.

"Get down on your knees for me." His command sends your body into a spiral, your brain can't even bother with working on something to say as your knees weakly give in, like every nerve in you was waiting for this. You don't even process how fast you drop down in front of him, the only thing bringing you back to reality is his deep chuckle, tone clearly mocking your eagerness as you slide your hands up to his thighs. Oh the sight must be really-

"Pathetic." Your eyes mesmerised, following the motion of his right hand as it grabs the buckle of his belt, your mouth already parting like you're waiting desperately to be fed. The sound of it being undone like music to your ears. Timidly, you turn your gaze back to his face, the slight smirk never leaving his lips as he looks down at you, his index finger caressing your bottom lip, softly.

"Let's see if that pretty little mouth of yours can still be disrespectful after I fuck into it."

[derangedanomaly]

Camn I get bad sans! X Black! Zombie!Reader? Just how they react to a troublesome,dumb, and slow zombie girl on their hands?

Your wish is my command ;)

BAD SANSES X BLACK!ZOMBIE READER

NIGHTMARE:

The first time y'all met, he was in a 'Zombie apocalypse Au'. He was being cornered by Zombies, which didn't worry him as he could kill them by a blink of an eye. But when he was about to do just that, you appeared and killed them off by yourself.

He was very surprised to see you go against your own kind, and instead save him. After many more of those moments where you 'saved' him, he decided to take you in, see what you can do.

At first, he regrets it, you're slow and...a little dumb.

He's not very patient with you..but he can't kick you out, even though you're slow as hell, you're still an awesome fighter, and get the job done.

He once tried to make you faster, so you're not behind. But it was unsuccessful (shockingly)

When you two hang out, he spends this time with you to read in his library. Look, he just wants you to have some sort of education at least.

Hates...hates, and I mean HATES, how troublesome you are. Tries to keep you away from Killer, as he's sure he will corrupt you more. (This was also unsuccessful 😂)

Doesn't want you to do solo missions because of your speed.

He won't admit it, but he's very worried for your well-being.

After a few months of living with the bad guys, you became Nightmare's favorite. (Again, he won't admit it)

"Boss, we got in trouble on our mission! Me and Killer got very badly injured, and Y/n is-" Dust reported only to be interrupted by Nightmare. "Y/n?! What the fuck happened to Y/n?"

"..." You, Dust and Killer stood there in silence. "....I...got...a...scratch...." You spoke up, showing Nightmare the scratch on your leg. "Oh my god! You fucking idiots! Get the medkit!" Nightmare gasped, 'helping' you sit on a sofa. Dust and Killer stood there with a hole in their chest, trying to heal it themselves. "... What the f-" "Get the medkit." "Yes, boss...."

DUST:

Hates your dumbness. Doesn't mind your speed, or the fact that you're a troublemaker...but hates your dumbness...

He can't help but act soft towards you...maybe it's the way you're a lot like his best friend, Horror..but something in him shakes at the way you always exclaim that you're hungry.

Carries around food for you when on missions.

Dust spends your alone time watching movies with you. (He just likes snuggling against you)

Rolls his eyes whenever you ask a dumb question.

You know how I said that Nightmare tries to keep you away from Killer? Well, Dust is doing the exact opposite. He wants you to engage with Killer on his troublesome ideas, to piss off Nightmare. He thrives in the way Nightmare gets frustrated whenever you and Killer hang out.

Dust makes sure you're safe from any potential harm when at missions.

Dust is always very patient with you. He's used to it because of Horror. You two talk almost the same. Which can be frustrating for anyone else, but not for Dust. He's ok with it.

He's acting almost like a babysitter actually.

"Dust?" You tug his jacket to get his attention. He in turn hums. "Why's...the...sky...blue..?" Dust sighs at your question, and very carefully points at Nightmare. "I think you should ask Nightmare. He is your teacher after all!" You nod, and go towards Nightmare, while Dust quietly snorts and goes his own way.

KILLER:

Doesn't see why Nightmare decided to took you in at first. You're just a dumb...Zombie! What could you possibly do?

These thoughts were immediately gone when he saw you in the heat of a battle. You were... awesome! It's amazing how fast you are in battle, but slow out of battle. Strange..

He desperately wants to talk to you, but Nightmare won't allow him. That's until Dust helps him out!

After he talked to you, you became best buddies when it came to scheming. (A living hell for Nightmare)

Nightmare swears you two must share the same braincell sometimes.

You get along well. Not only are you a troublemaker, but you're dumb as well! The speed is what's bothering him the most... doesn't like slowpokes.

Is jokingly picking at you for being so slow, but stopped when Horror taught him a lesson...

You two play videogames in your free time. Loves to teach you how to play the games he has.

Laughs when you ask a dumb question, but immediately stops when he realizes he also doesn't know the answer to that..

"Is...Pink Panther...pink?" Killer bursts out laughing, followed by a small chuckle from Dust. "Are you kidding??" He asks, snorting. "Yeah, It's quite obvious." Dust nodded along to Killer. "Of course he's blue!" Dust yet again nods at Killer's words, not fully registering them. "Yeah-- wait, what???"

HORROR:

Instant best friends! You're so similar that it's crazy actually! You're both hungry almost all the time, you're both slow and you're both very sweet! The perfect duo.

Horror likes you very much! He finally has someone that understands him.

You two raid the fridge together very often. It's your hang out time ^^

Doesn't like it when Killer picks on you for your slowness. Often stands up for you.

He's always holding your hand whenever you're in the same room, to lead you along. (Since you're not only a slow-talker you're also a slow-walker)

If you're running away from something on your missions, he holds you bridal style and runs away.

You two are actually really cute when together.

Nightmare often pairs you two together for missions, since you have such a great bond.

One time gave up his food for you. That's when you know Horror's in love.

Horror stared at your empty plate with frown. "Yn....why don't...you have...food...?" You looked sadly at your plate, feeling hungry. "Killer...stole...it..." Horror glared at the wall at the thought of Killer running away with your food for shits and giggles. "Idiot...I'll teach him...a lesson..." He grumbled about to go find him, but not before giving you his food and smiling at you warmly. "Here...I already...ate..." You gasped and returned his smile. "Thank...you..." Horror nodded with a red blush.

CROSS:

Cross didn't know what to think of you. You didn't interest him much. You weren't interesting to him even after seeing you in battle! He just wasn't impressed.

What made him impressed though, was when you befriended Nightmare. The Nightmare. No one has been truly able to do that.

Always gets frustrated when waiting for you to finish your sentence. He just has short patience...

Finds your dumb questions...cute.

He plays board games with you when spending time with you.

Tries to help you out with your speed, which is... going well? I mean, you're not walking so slow thanks to him..

Also not a fan of 'troublemaker you'. Doesn't like the stupid pranks.

"oh my god..." Cross slowly tools out his scarf...being drenched in paint. He glared. "This is the fifth time this week! Y/n!! Killer!!" He tried calling out to them...but no one came.

ERROR:

Can't take your seriously. Like, never. He just sees you as a funky little zombie girl.

Gets irritated by your dumb questions.

Sometimes helps you out with your slowness, by dragging you with his strings.

Likes to watch you in battle. You just seem so fascinating to him....

Watches Undernovela with you.

Doesn't mind how slow you are. Just means he doesn't have to rush.

Always has a silly face on when waiting for you to finish a sentence, without knowing.

He's ready to defend you whenever someone interrupts your sentence, or doesn't wait for you to finish what you're saying.

Error was watching you very intently, waiting for you to finish what you're saying. He has a goofy face while doing so. He was enjoying listening to you talk, until Killer interrupted you. "Ok, that's GREAT Y/n! But we really need to get moving-" Error wrapped Killer's soul with his strings and flew him across the room. "DOn'T inTERruPt HeR!" After moments of silence passed, Error turned to you with a smile and nodded for you to continue.

[starry-sophrosyne]

KING OF SOPH VIDEO??

SOPHIST'S NEW VIDEO IS LEGIT JUST HIM AND BRENT PLAYING MARIO SUNSHINE CO OP TOGETHER (and from the comments ive seen, slandering nick and vern, mainly nick, the whole way through) CHAT WERE GETTING FED TN?? XD

ALSO IN THE FIRST MINUTE OF THE VIDEO SOPHIST COMPARES THE GAME TO IT TAKES TWO, A GAME ABOUT A DIVORCED COUPLE WHO WORK TOGETHER TO BREAK A CURSE AND REKINDLE THEIR LOVE IN THE PROCESS??? LIKE HELLO???

Immediately they're both menaces to both eachother AND the things in game bro, peak content, just to two gay dumbasses fucking around and pissing each other off while also matching each other's freaks /j

(im not normally this kind of person but entire video analysis under the cut lmao XD)

2:14 -- Them both agreeing to just make fun of nick and vern WHENEVER possible bro its been TWO MINUTES, them making eachother laugh too oh my god it makes me sick... sophist literally says they think the same damn things like they genuinely share one braincell-

3:15 -- the way sophist is SO ok with 100% the game just bc its with brent like god just say you want to spend more time with him that'd be less gay XD

7:31 -- them both making sus jokes, esp brent, just goes to show how much fun they have with each other that they make jokes that they would otherwise judge other ppl for making

10:19 - 10:51 -- them going in depth while planning on how to hate on nick specifically is just SENDINGGG me, they're so much more evil together and its so funny to see them be menaces together towards others

14:27 -- bro their wavelength is legit the exact same lmao, they dont even gaf abt the consequences and they both agree abt nick's spite lmao, i think it'd be so funny to see, in a party crashers vid, vern and nick ganging up on them together with the reason being this video lmao

15:31 -- just a funny moment lmao, plus the instant karma for sophist, it really says so much about their morals XD

17:10 -- him picking up brent's "for no extra pay" joke is SO cute, like between that and brent's recent brain rot, they really do just rub off on each other so much, this and 17:57 too, they cant even leave the editor alone XD

20:00 -- them both shitting on each other and for that matter, Brent using this nasally voice through out this video was both a jumpscare and SO fucking funny, he never uses that much satire/irony in his videos when it comes to mocking others (he doesnt really do it at all tbh) but this is the equivalent of nick going "uSe YoUr iTeMs VeRnIaS UsE yOuR ItEmS!!!" and i am SO here for it lmao he sounds hilarious

21:27 -- ah yes MORE karma and satire lmao, just sophist being salty and brent being flabbergasted by the bug lmao

23:58 -- just sophist genuinely being honest about brent and being happy that he gets to experience more of this game with him is so sweet, and then them both instantly dissing each other comparing them to enemies in game right after is so typical/funny XD

26:38 -- this reminds me of that one twitch clip where brent said how sophist has rubbed off on him so now his reaction to anything is literally just "among us" but also their dedication to this bit and them genuinely just being mindless bozos is so hilarious, they literally loose braincells together/they BOTH degrade in capability and we see active proof of this >ᗜ<

27:26 -- the cherry on top lmao, just a sus joke to end off the video (also brent when he told one of the other crashers to suck on his korean cock LMAO-)

genuinely EVERY single second of this video is either sophist being a menace and trying to throw, them making fun of one of the other party crashers, one of them making a statement that they both agree on, one of them making a jab at the other for their opposing beliefs/ability, a "its literally *insert a party crashers member*" joke, or something gay/sus like i CANT this video is too peak to me- XD

[felixcloud6288]

Dungeon Meshi Chapter 86

The final battle is upon us. Who will decide what's for dinner tonight?

As with all moments like this, Izutsumi is part of these group therapy sessions against her will.

Amazing transition back to reality. It's the exact same image with a different background.

I still feel like the lion is lying about who it can or must serve. Marcille currently desires to fix her mistakes and stop the monsters she summoned, but that goes against what the lion wants from her. So it's instead choosing to ignore that in favor of fulfilling a more base desire for safety from a presumed threat.

This fakeout really got me.

Laios's arm seems to be in a bit of pain after that. Since his hand had to get put into the seal as well, its effects are probably creeping up his arm.

Again, I think the lion lies when it talks about how it serves its master. It's been manipulating Marcille to make her desire what will make her use the lion's power for the lion's aims. Looks like sealing the demon gives the dungeon lord a way to channel the lion's power exactly the way you want without it being able to manipulate anything.

On a side note, when Thistle and Mithrun became dungeon lords, their demons were small and grew larger over time. The lion was already big when Marcille became a lord. I'm curious if part of what caused Marcille to immediately spiral was because the lion was already strong. Maybe it took Mithrun and Thistle a few years to get to Marcille's point because their demons had to build up strength.

Laios and Marcille are two halves of the same person. They share 20 brain cells collectively, but the actual range of braincells either of them has at a given moment ranges from 15 to -5. And when one of them becomes a super genius, the other becomes muppet-brained. The only difference between them is Laios loves acting like a muppet while Marcille doesn't.

I've missed Marcille's muppet-brained moments so much. For all her intelligence, she's also the last one to realize things.

Namari had complete faith in Laios.

Last we saw of Fleki, her familiar was being torn apart by wyverns so she probably had to be killed and resurrected again.

I saw this panel of Flamela stepping on a walking mushroom and tried to come up with a silly pun about her turning a toadstool into a footstool. But toadstools refer to inedible or poisonous mushrooms and this type is most likely edible so it isn't a toadstool. And footstools are foot supports to lift your feet while sitting and Flamela is not doing anything like that nor is she using it like that. Pretend that I made a funny mushroom pun that is lexiconically correct and laugh at this image of Flamela stepping on a walking mushroom while yelling into her fairy.

Flamela isn't even nice to her fairy.

The island is getting restructured into a dungeon's maze-like design.

The soldiers are fighting what I believe are small wyrms.

Laios's father is watching and waiting. Falin still writes to her parents so he knows his children are at ground zero of all this.

Flamela is not giving the party much reason to want to work with the Canaries here. And this is ignoring how the situation was heavily due to the Canaries withholding information and assaulting the party to begin.

If you spin a magnet fast enough, it's possible to make it levitate above another magnet. For years, it was believed impossible to actually make a magnet levitate over another and Earnshaw's theorem proved that it's not possible for a static magnet to float above another one without it either getting flipped or pushed away. But then someone decided to try spinning the magnet in place and it turns out that the rotation of the magnet counters the forces that would normally push or flip the magnet, causing it to float.

Anyway, that story popped into my head at this moment. Laios is suggesting they do something that no one has ever done and everyone knows cannot be done. But Laios is both ignorant of everything and he doesn't think in conventional ways. So he could achieve the impossible because he'll come up with ideas no one considered.

Everyone else thinks of the demons in terms of man-eating monsters or forces of nature. But Laios is thinking of the demon more like if it was a person with its own goals it wants to accomplish.

Finally. Someone is actually going to listen to Laios.

Based on the reactions of Flamela's teammates, it's not uncommon for Mithrun to teleport people away when he's annoyed with them.

Mithrun at least understands the situation. The world is doomed whether or not Laios actually has a way to beat the demon. So they might as well let him try. Mithrun's eye turned silver as he told Laios to do what he couldn't.

New idea to the lion and how it decides to grant wishes: When it's unsealed and has a lord, it binds itself to that lord. But when it gets sealed, it can more freely respond to anyone's desires.

The lion should be sealed in Thistle's book, but it appeared before everyone in response to Laios's desire to defeat it. And then it waited a moment so Laios could demand he share a meal with everyone if he wins.

Some walking mushrooms fell off the lion construct.

The tower wasn't attached to anything. It was just a tower floating over the water.

Well that was an anticlimactic end to this series. Oh well. It was an enjoyable read the whole way through. Thanks for following my readthrough everyone.

I'm with Kabru. There's something horrible about the end of the world feeling like a bad joke.

Wait, I got it!! Flamela turned the walking mushroom into a stepping stool!!

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[aliciavance4228]

In Shadow of Perseus the relationships between women and this overall "Girls supporting girls!" idea is never here.

First let's start with Danaë!

In this book we are told that her mother died while giving birth to her, and her father initially intented to marry a girl around her age (EWW!) for a male heir, before learning about the prophecy. Sure, you could have Eurydice still being present in her life and suffering along with her after her imprisonment by her father in order to avoid that prophecy, or when he tried to kill her by throwing her into a chest and casting it into the sea. You could even have them two reuniting themselves after so many years. But because the author clearly has a hard time portraying motherhood or mother's bonds with their children in general and rather pretends to care about these women too (since they do not fit into her slay queen girlboss definition of a strong woman), Danae’s mom ended up being killed off screen.

There's also an obscure version where Danaë has a sister, but because it's a less common version of the myth even though you can find about Evarete with only one search on Wikipedia she's not here either.

Next we have Proteus' daughters and her cousins, namely Lysippe, Iphinoe, and Iphianassa. Now, we don't know too much about them, so you could do pretty much whatever you want with them, including creating a strong, wholesome friendship between them and Danaë. However, in this book Danaë herself says that they're close to each other only by blood, and that there was never a real connection between them. The fact they three collectively share one braincell in this retelling and their favorite hobby is thinking about husbands and weddings (which Danaë cannot relate to because she knows way better how oppressive marriage is and she's also not like the other girls uWu) doesn't help either.

Last but not least there's Danaë's nursemaid, who got locked along with her in some sources and helped her hide her pregnancy and then her baby before he got discovered by Acrisius, which led to said servant getting hanged as punishment. In this book though Danaë cannot trust even her handmaid named Korinna, who tells her father about her pregnancy the moment she realizes that something's odd about her.

Next we have Medusa, who, despite of being the priestess and leader of a "women's shelter" (which is a deeply anachronistic concept but whatever), her best relationship with a woman she has is between her and an OC, while her bond with her sister is portrayed as cold and distant.

Andromeda's relationship with her mother is almost non-existent, and the only other woman from her life out there is Danaë, who had very racist and xenophobic impressions on her at the beginning.

Last but not least, all of these women's lives are rotating around the exact same male character.

Somebody please tell me how is this supposed to be a feminist retelling again.