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disgracefulthings · 1 year ago

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Au where SQQ and SQH get married for tax benefits before LBH gets out of the abyss, and after he returns and he and SQQ make up, SQQ realizes he wants to marry LBH and brings it up to SQH

Shen Qingqiu: We need a divorce

Shang Qinghua: What, noooo. I married you for less paperwork, not more!

Shen Qingqiu: What do you want me to do, have Luo Binghe be married to us both?!

Shang Qinghua: Technically, according to the paperwork, I'm married to you, so if you marry Luo Binghe, we both would be your spouse, but I wouldn't be married to Luo Binghe

Shen Qingqiu: 🤔

Cue SQQ's harem arc

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impidimp-adventures · 2 months ago

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After devouring the crisp curry bread, the trio laid their eyes upon a large cake. It looked GLORIOUS! Surely that would be a treasure to their tongues. All it took was a glance at each other and they were in agreement, they would get this cake!

Buuut, there seemed to be one small issue… they were out of money and any traceable goods! Was there nothing they could do? Would they never taste this enormous cake?

After a bit of convincing, they had come to the agreement with the shop keeper. They could work off the bill for this enticing dessert. That was easy! All they had to do was put their all in, and they’d be rewarded! What a fortunate turn of events for the small imps.

@casteliacityramen

#bluedoodles #impidimp #newt #gremlin #fungus #rp #kinda #no one can resist that look #what are you going to do?#tell the hungry kids no?#more likely than you think

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pedripics · 1 year ago

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pedri and gavi have had one of the worst seasons they could’ve possibly had i HOPE they are having fun outside this sport like?😭

exactly 😭 i would be a lot more concerned if they didn't

#let me ask everyone complaining one question:#if you had even just a really shit week let alone year #what are you going to do?#try and have some fun or cry yourself to sleep at home?#asks #anon

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rattling-the-teacups · 2 years ago

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I desperately want to play lotro, but I can't get it to work on either one of our laptops. This just might be the death of me.

#I'd probably get sad playing anyway #“i haven't played this since tyler died”#yeah you haven't done a lot of things since tyler died you fucking loser #what are you going to do?#cry every time you do something you used to do together?#pathetic

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subtlesolitude-tailoredtaste · 1 year ago

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#spirit #character #integrity #GOD IS WITH THEM #GOD IS WITH US #BEFORE DURING AND AFTER #WHO IS MAN?#WHAT IS HUMANITY?#WHO ARE YOU?#WHO ARE THEY?#what are you going to do?#wtfrgo?

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goldensunset · 2 months ago

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if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

#peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #anyway if you don’t know what to say in the former case #just say ‘aw that’s nice!/that’s cool!’ or ask a follow-up question. like ‘how often does [good thing] happen?’#people love being asked questions about themselves esp when they’re happy!#and if you don’t know what to say in the latter situation a simple ‘aw that sucks… ouch… i’m sorry’ or anything to that effect #’but that feels so fake and empty’ you’d be surprised how far little platitudes go #a bandaid and a kiss won’t heal the wound but they make you feel better #people at least like knowing that you heard them and that you want to try #you don’t have to be a poet to know what to say but just say something or at least do not say something disrespectful!

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bookwyrminspiration · 11 months ago

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I can behave normally around books

#shitpost #anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct #in my defense I only bought 5 #for a combined total of usd #where’d the number go. it was 17 usd #the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself #but either way #24 in one day is a personal record I think #also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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demaparbat-hp · 8 months ago

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He's never happy

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holographings · 7 months ago

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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

#thisss wass going to be just one little sketch lord help me #the guys you put on this earth to finish their psych degrees are drawing pathetic men again #jayvik #arcane #viktor arcane #jayce talis #my art #fanart #i have uni and work and also therapy to do but i got sick this week so i think i read like. over 30 fics yesterday like i was struck #by some affliction legitimately #please talk with me about them. this is a cry for help #i drew all these while listening to circa survive on repeat do you understand what that does to a man

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vulpinesaint · 7 months ago

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

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oldbutchdanielcraig · 1 year ago

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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

#jillian.txt #believe it or not there is not an active vagueposting situation happening so you don’t have to worry i’m doing the vagueposting here #100% serious about this btw i will keep your secrets and hype you up. i just like to know what’s going on

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good--merits-accumulated · 6 months ago

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collection of some of my favourite derek guy (dieworkwear on twitter/the menswear guy) tweets