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I’ve had a wild thought.
You know how the duck was missing from the Federation video where they were explaining the Cucurucho cookies? This is a crazy theory, but after Purgatory and the Eye being ElQuackity, I wonder if the duck is Quackity-like, it’s a similar thing.
Like. Think about it.
We know that Quackity is in hell or limbo or whatever and there’s that theory floating around about how he’s in a coma (the constant beating we’ve heard in the background of his streams is totally a heart monitor) and I just- the thought hit me and wouldn’t leave me alone.
There’s too much of a coincidence for me with Quackity possibly being in a coma and the Federation duck being absent at the same time. Quackity is the duck and I don’t know how to feel about it.
#qsmp#qsmp quackity#qsmp elquackity#qsmp federation#qsmp purgatory#like what does it MEAN#IT HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING#RIGHT?!?#I feel like that it’s always sunny in Philadelphia meme#with the red string theory guy#we are the same this theory man and I#is it real? probably not#but I will vibe until I learn otherwise#(I’ve connected the dots)#(you didn’t connect shit)#(I’ve connected them)
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How I Connected Till's Name To Soil
we're learning about agriculture in ap environmental science and every time my teacher mentions tilling (breaking up soil in order to make planting crops easier [it deteriorates the soil nutrients in the process]) all I can think about is till.
so like what if that plays into the symbolism behind till's name? how till suffered through so much in order for his efforts to bear fruit? how all the abuse he suffered made him a star, how all he had the most star potential out of all of 4NAKT in the short term, and yet burned out so quickly in the long term?
AND AND AND AND AND (I sound insane)
HIS MOTHER'S NAME IS IO.
IO IS THE NAME OF A COW FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY.
WHAT DO COWS DO?
THEY PULL THE PLOWS USED TO TILL THE SOIL.
@hoisinblackcat @thegh0st-of-ingrid @ventiilatte
#alien stage#alnst#alnst till#till#alien stage theory#I am literally that guy with the red string and papers and thumbtacks
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honestly id LOve to learn more from su about just the origin of gems. how this ancient civilization began, how the diamonds manifested – was it white diamond who was "born" first? how did she exist in her first few years, and then figure out she could create gems?
I'm incredibly fascinated by the possibilities, especially since in the first few seasons of su we see a bunch of temple ruins of all kinds so like.
did the gems have an actual religion(s)? was it something that existed and then was eradicated as white diamond/the diamonds came into power, or did the diamonds bring about those beliefs as well???????
and the ancient spacecraft tech(?!!!?;!!! ) (from that episode with centipeetle/nephrite) that is still more advanced than modern human technology??
i want to know just how many years of gem "evolution" we're talkin about. hell i dont even need numbers i just rly wanna know how things looked like in the very beginning..... would white diamond/the diamonds even still remember said times...
#lots of white diamond mentions here#because im going off the assumption that shes thee most powerful and thee oldest diamond#now the question is.... is she the oldest GEM#the answer might be well duh but..... is it.....#shes the highest in the hierarchy and she (as well as the other diamonds)#have that “essence” they use to manufacture more gems out of natural resources on diff planets#did the diamonds learn they have those powers?!?!? were there free roaming gems with no purpose#that go hunted down n shattered once white diamond discovered her new abilities and brought about a “new order”?!?!!!?!!!!!!!??#u could go nuts with this probably. i know i already am#steven universe#white diamond#miesozernacma#txt#steven universe homeworld#homeworld#su white diamond#the diamonds#steven universe theory#<- this kind of counts as theorizing right..#ramblings#insert that picture of a guy with lots of pictures and red string attached to the wall
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. we are like a barely 2 months away from new deltarune. I think we should not be trying to make new theories right now. what new stuff is there to see and find at this point. This is the chilling and waiting and being excited period everyone start thinking In 2 months. Go to sleep and rest your brain and don’t expect every theory to be real and also don’t get mad if none of them end up true okay ❤️? I love you ❤️
#‘here’s my new deltarune theory!’ no#i am a red string cork board theory guy this is not me being anti making theories about medias I am one of the guys ever to be doing that.#but. no more. not now. no more right now.#gently taking your hand off the keyboard and nicely turning off the YouTubers mics. no more right now#talking
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red orb you say?
#i feel so#like#stupid I guess#no#I feel like that one photo#of a guy pointing to a wall with red string#looking absolutely batshit#yeah#average theory person#anyways#go play the second chapter of the founders game!#if you choose a certain route there is a glass breaking noise#idk if there are any other audio jumpscares#but just fyi#generation loss#gen loss#the founders game#the founders game chapter 2#generation loss game#generation loss pixel game#(wtf is its name???)#generation loss theory
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the curse of sudden OC brain rotting is I am in fact the one who has to make content for them it's sooooo-
#madi rambles#this is mainly because oh I haven't thought about my OCs in forever (a couple months) and they come back with a vengence everytime I'm aske#to explain about them because oh they have soooooo much lore but all my explaining comes out like gibberish and I'm that conspiracy theoris#meme with the scattered papers and red string trying to explain#JUST RAGGHHHHHH I miss my ocs guys I miss them a lot
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the hypomanic urge to spend a grand on travel costs just bc the tickets to bad omens are only $30 EACH
#it’s the way i’ve already sent a cost breakdown to my butch#yall know that meme of that brown haired guy and he’s clearly exhausted and strung out and he’s got his map of theories and red string???#that’s me trying to convince beck to SELL our pit tickets to BMTH so we can see bad omens from the balcony 💫 BUT ALSO SPIRIT BOX#FOR $30#courtney laplante my love my light#her voice is fucking insane live#she was fantastic opening for korn/gojira#and like. it’s fucking bad omens LMAO.
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looks like the arcane creators confirmed that heimerdinger is alive somewhere??
so if that guinea pig with a PhD can blink out of existence and turn out fine then there’s no fucking way those boys are dead. especially the one who mad scienced his way to godhood
#quiet emily#arcane spoilers#adds another red string to the unhinged in-denial theory board in my head#jayce is whatever but what about bestie. my specialist little guy. my gangly ourple freak (affectionate)
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it is so sad that ive played each dragon age game multiple times like at least 60 hours in each game and over 400+ hours in inquisition and i still have like an elementary grasp on the lore
#theres so much........ and i am just one they#and theres books and stuff too like i had no idea#a whole tv show... theres so much dragon age to consume its kinda overwhelming#seeing ppl make theory posts just from the trailers like how did you guys know all this stuff. i love you#you guys are that meme of that disheveled guy with the bulletin board and the red string everywhere#in the best of ways btw. im kissing everyone of you on the forehead#im glad i curated my dash well bc for hours all i saw was everyone being happy ab dragon age :D it was fun to experience that w yall. mwah#ok NOW i will take ts4 screenshots i promise. <3 if u read this far ily
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does this make sense to anyone besides me
#guy who gets hammered and starts rearranging the peglarmitage red string conspiracy theory board#peglarmitage
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Me, watching another seemingly normal asmrtist: Why is there always so much lore?
#ephemeral rift#is driving me nuts#there's a whole subsection of asmrtists you just cannot watch to simply relax because there's always a big possibility#to end up like the red string conspiracy theory guy#or get very angry (or both)#I still remember that one time when I decided to watch a Jim video that I thought would be pretty boring and safe to watch before bed#but it turned out to be connected to one of my favourite storylines in the worst ways possible and I just ended up fuming
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*creates an elaborate jump rope routine with our red string of fate*
#insert your ship here:#this came to me suddenly#i thought it was funny lmao#shipping#red string of fate#red string theory#meme#guys i'm just meme ing#silly haha#shitpost
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Ok maybe not as momentous as miss Nora's big announcement, but my story's all posted and complete!
Can't believe I actually did this. Tumblr doesn't only inspire me, it's slapping me out of being the rabbit.
On the corner / The red string theory
Index post for my 16,500 word au fic where Wymack meets Andrew as a kid
Intro and ch 1, ch 2, ch 3, ch 4, ch 5, ch 6, ch 7, ch 8, ch 9, ch 10, ch 11 , ch 12, ch 13, ch 14, ch 15, ch 16, ch 17, ch 18, ch 19 final
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was your soul rediscovered (was your heart rearranged?) ⸻ lando norris x reader .
featuring lando norris , soulmate au , friends to lovers word count 2.6k author’s note thank you thank you THANK YOU for all the love on my oscar fic , this is another one i’ve been workshopping for a bit - lowkey inspired by @binisainz , i love the way she writes lando sm . i promise yall i don’t only write friends to lovers !! anyway hope you all like it , inbox is open for requests or if you wanna talk to me !! title from maine by noah kahan .

“Mate, what are you watching?” your best friend says as he steps out of his room.
You were sprawled on his expensive couch, but you practically bolt up when you hear his voice. “Nothing,” you respond, voice shaky and high-pitched as you try to pause the video, but you’re no match for Lando’s reflexes, honed over years of pushing his body to the limit. He snatches the phone out of your hand — the little gremlin — and starts giggling almost immediately. “Soulmate Theory: Understanding the Red String of Fate?”
“Shut up,” you hiss, cheeks burning as you try to grab your phone from him. Lando’s anticipating that move, though, and he steps just out of your reach, grinning at you with that annoying smile he’s perfected over your years-long friendship. “Lan, give it back.”
You can hear the narrator’s voice, tinny through your phone speakers as the video keeps playing: “The two souls connected by the red thread are destined to be lovers, regardless of place, time, or circumstance. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break.” You can’t stand the stupid smile on Lando’s face for a second longer, so you jump on Lando’s back. His giggle drowns out the rest of the narration as you finally manage to wrestle the phone out of his hands, stabbing the pause button like you have a personal vendetta against it.
“Not another word about it,” you warn him, smoothing your dress. He actually manages to keep his mouth shut for about five minutes.
“I can’t believe you buy into that stuff,” Lando scoffs, rolling his shoulders in that cocky way of his as you both exit his apartment building. He pulls open the passenger door, and you slide into his car as he walks around to the driver’s side. “It’s such rubbish.”
You sigh. “I can’t believe you don’t. I mean, look at all the people who found their soulmates. Look at Oscar and Lily! How can you hear all those stories and still believe there’s no such thing?”
“We can’t see it,” Lando shrugs as he hands you the aux cord without even looking. “The red string is supposed to show up if we fall in love with our soulmates, but who could prove it? I could say Tate McRae was my soulmate and no one would be able to tell I was wrong, even her. Unless she fell in love with me and didn’t see it.”
“Please,” you respond tartly, pausing before the punchline. “As if you could ever pull Tate McRae.” You know he’s about to respond, a sassy retort or a punch to the shoulder brewing in his mind, but before he can, you hit play on your ‘Make Lando Shut Up’ Spotify playlist. His eyes widen with delight as On the Floor by J.Lo starts to play, and before you know it you’re both singing along, the conversation effectively forgotten.
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You’re sitting in a booth at Jimmyz, watching Charles Leclerc cross the dance floor with your chin propped in your hand. His tanned skin shines under the pulsing lights, those beautiful blue eyes crinkling at the corners as he speaks rapid-fire French to one of the other drivers. You’re not sure when you started noticing Charles the way you do now. Maybe it’s a stupid crush on one of Lando’s friends, a guy tangentially in your orbit who’s finally single. Or maybe, just maybe, he’s your —
“Just go talk to him, you muppet,” Lando says directly into your left ear, and you jump in surprise, whirling to face him. His hair is damp, a sheen of sweat on his muscular arms.
“Jesus Christ, Lando. Stop sneaking up on me.”
“I’m just saying,” he continues, eyes bright and teasing as he leans closer to you. “Eye sex tends to work better when the other person is looking back at you.”
“Charles will realize he wants my eye sex one of these days,” you counter, sitting back in the booth. “This is eye foreplay.”
Lando grins, wiggling his eyebrows. “Maybe you should get some eye experience, to know what you’re doing when the time comes. Wanna have a staring contest?”
You snort, bumping your shoulder against his. “Ew. Freak.” You don’t look back at Charles. He’s not looking at you, anyway. “Think those girls might have a problem with that,” you note, eyes flicking to the gaggle of bleach-blondes Lando left behind at the edge of the booth.
He rolls his eyes. “Please. You know you’re the only one who’s coming home with me.” You allow him a small smile at that, and he grabs your arm, pulling you out of the booth to dance.
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“Oh my god,” you moan, teeth sinking into the first bite. “I think this pizza is my soulmate.” You’re at a tiny ristorante in Monza, executing your oldest pre-race tradition of taking Lando to Saturday night dinner (he insists that if you pay, it’s all even, despite the fact that he pays for your flights and hotel room and gives you a paddock pass).
Lando’s scrolling through his phone absentmindedly, not looking at you. “That’d be a real win for the universe, wouldn’t it?” he replies dryly.
You give him a pass. He’s still waiting for his food, and he gets fussy when he’s hungry. “I’m serious,” you continue lightly, waving a slice in his general direction. “Try some.” He doesn’t look up. “I should invite Charles here. Maybe we’ll be poly soulmates with this margherita. Do you think if we both ate some at the same time, we’d be able to see the red string going down our throats?”
Lando giggles, finally putting his phone away, and you feel a little swell of happiness in your stomach. “Oh my god, shut up, you muppet.” He reaches for the pizza, about to take the slice from your hand when he goes pale, letting it slip through his fingers. It falls face-down on his plate, untouched.
“What the hell, Lan?” you grin, but all of a sudden he looks like he’s on another planet, eyes wide and fixed on your face. “You okay?” you ask, concerned, and place your hand on his wrist. The skin burns beneath your fingers.
His eyes meet yours for another second, and then he shakes his head like he’s clearing cobwebs from his brain. “Totally. Just… zoned out for a second, I think,” he says softly.
“Okay,” you say, unconvinced and ready to press him on it, but then the waiter comes back to your table with his pizza, and that strange, charged moment passes.
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You’re sprawled on Lando’s couch under a big blanket, a little wine-drunk as Notting Hill plays on the TV screen in front of you. You’ve seen it a hundred times, since Lando picks it practically every single movie night, but you can’t stop your eyes from getting a little misty when Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts look at each other in the crowded press room, the red string wrapping around the mic stands and chairs from one pinky to the other.
“See?” Lando tosses a piece of popcorn into the air, catching it in his mouth. “Hugh Grant was like, totally in love with his wife. She finds her soulmate and leaves him. And the whole time, Julia Roberts was there. His real soulmate, out in the universe, and he marries someone else.”
“That doesn’t lessen the value of the love,” you shrug, throwing a handful from your bowl at his head. He yelps, pieces hitting him in the face. “It just means the person who was made for him was somebody else. You can still be happy with someone who isn’t your soulmate.”
“God. Love’s complicated enough without soulmates messing it up,” he mutters under his breath, just loud enough for you to catch. “I hate soulmates.”
“How do you hate something you don’t believe in?” you ask automatically, expecting his usual anti-soulmate rant. But it doesn’t come, and when you look over at him, he’s avoiding your eyes.
“Oh my god,” you say, somewhat delightedly. “You do believe in them. You believe in soulmates.”
“Shut up,” he mumbles, suddenly very interested in his popcorn bowl.
“I thought you thought they were ‘rubbish,’” you mimic his words from weeks ago, not even bothering to hide your smile anymore. “What happened?”
“They still are rubbish,” he protests. “How terrible is it that we know someone out there is made for us, but we don’t know if we found that person until we’re already in love? Look at Hugh Grant and the ex-wife. They had to know they were dooming their soulmates if they stayed together.”
You frown. “It’s just a movie, Lan. An admittedly great movie, but a movie. Plus, they found the right person in the end.” You motion to the TV, where Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts sit in the park.
He sits up, eyes flickering over your face restlessly. “What if they hadn’t? If you love somebody who isn’t your soulmate, would you leave them to wait for the real thing? Or would you stay with the person you love anyway?”
“Me?” you ask, and he nods, his fingertips drumming against the arm of the couch. “I dunno. Who knows if I’ll ever find my soulmate, you know? I want to believe I will, but it’s a big world. I guess I’d stay with the person I love.”
He slouches back on the couch as the credits roll. “Yeah. Love’s hard enough without soulmates.”
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“You’ll never believe what just happened,” you laugh. “Are you sitting down?”
“Hold on,” Lando’s voice spills through your phone speakers. He’s in Woking for testing this week, so you’re all alone in Monaco, and you hate to admit that just hearing his voice is making you smile. “One second.” You hear him close a door behind him, then the soft oof of him flopping facedown onto the couch. “Alright. I’m sat. Lay it on me.”
“Okay. So. I was on one of those park benches by the beach reading, right? And all of a sudden this little dog runs up to me.” You pause for dramatic effect. “It’s Charles’s dog. And he comes running up after him, all cute and sweaty, and thanked me for catching Leo. And we got to talking, and he asked me if I wanted to grab dinner with him tonight.” You can hear the smile in your voice, sure he’s about to tease you endlessly for it. “What?” Lando says, sharply, and you have to hold the phone away from your ear a little.
“Jesus, Lan. Volume.” You’re only teasing, but for a moment there’s nothing but silence on the other end of the phone.
“Well… that’s cool,” he says flatly. You frown. You don’t know what reaction you were expecting, but it’s not this.
“Are you serious?” you say, picking at your cuticle. “I thought you’d be happier for me. You’ve been telling me to talk to him for, like, ever. And this was a pretty cute first encounter. Straight out of a rom-com. Maybe I’ll see the red string tonight. Maybe he’s my —”
“Charles Leclerc is not your soulmate,” Lando scoffs dismissively.
You roll your eyes before you realize he can’t see you. “How would you even know?”
A pause. Suddenly the amorphous space between you feels charged like a live wire.
“He just isn’t. No way.” Lando says firmly, and you let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding.
“Whatever,” you say, but your enthusiasm is somewhat dimmed. “I guess we’ll see on the date. How’s testing going?”
He launches into some story about how Oscar accidentally nearly broke the rear wing by leaning too heavily on it, but you’re not listening, not really. His words, his certainty rubbed you the wrong way. How would Lando possibly know whether or not Charles was the right one for you?
He couldn’t, of course. No one could. You wish you could just ignore it, let it go, but Lando knows you better than almost anyone, and you trust him instinctually.
Charles Leclerc is not your soulmate.
You hadn’t thought that he was, not seriously at least, but hearing Lando say it so straight-out made the butterflies in your stomach stop fluttering. An hour before you’re supposed to meet Charles at the restaurant, you text him to cancel.
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“I think it’s going to rain,” you muse, taking a sip of your iced coffee. You’d dragged Lando on an adventure to some cafe overlooking the ocean; your friend had told you it had a beautiful view and the best kouign amanns in the principality. She wasn’t wrong, and although the walk was longer than you’d expected, you’d been congratulating yourself on a Saturday well spent until the sky started growing darker.
“It’s not going to rain,” Lando says from beside you, voice muffled as his mouth is half-full of one of the pastries. “It never rains in Monaco.”
It’s like the storm was waiting for dramatic effect; just then, the sky opens up, and before you know it the rain is soaking through your shirt.
“Shit,” you laugh, watching the shock evident on his face. “Never rains, huh?”
As you speak, there’s a crack of thunder behind you. You’re not a child, not scared of storms like you used to be, but Lando still grabs your hand as you take off running, searching for the nearest shelter from the driving rain. He pulls you down a side alley, your sneakers skidding on the wet stone as you stop beneath an awning.
You lean against the wall, panting as you look up at him. His white tee is soaked through and his hair is plastered to his forehead, but he’s grinning at you, eyes bright, so breathtaking that you feel like the wind just got knocked out of your body. “Always an adventure,” he says cheerfully, and you realize he’s still holding your hand. You’re about to wriggle away, to wipe the water off your face, when something catches your eye. You look down at your hands and nearly stop breathing. There’s a glowing red thread, winding from your pinky to his.
The red string of fate, you think to yourself. The two souls connected by the red thread are destined to be lovers, regardless of place, time, or circumstance. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
Lando was your soulmate.
You were in love with your best friend.
“You okay?” Lando asks, and you realize you’ve been silent for far too long. You want to look at him, but you can’t seem to drag your eyes away from the thread.
“Our hands look good together,” you say dreamily. You can’t keep the smile off your face. “I never realized until just now.”
“Yeah?” Lando says, his voice pitching up slightly. “What changed?”
You look up, finally, and meet his eyes, see the way his tongue darts out to lick the plush pink of his bottom lip. He’s nervous. Does he know? You’re not going to force it, if he doesn’t.
“A new accessory,” you say vaguely, shrugging your shoulders, but your cheeks are starting to hurt from beaming at him.
“Red, by any chance?” he asks, and you know.
“And joint custody,” you agree.
His smile lights up his entire face. “Took you long enough.”
“I can’t believe you didn’t tell me!” you smack his arm, hard, and he just shrugs. You’re understanding his change of heart on soulmates, now. He figured out that he had one. “When did you find out?”
“When you were shoveling that pizza, in Monza.”
You grin, eyes shining with tears. How could you not have guessed it? “Played it off well, there.”
“I’m super smooth,” he agrees, pulling you closer. Your hands land on his chest, like they’ve always been meant to be there. “I’m gonna kiss you now, yeah?” he murmurs, tilting your chin up with one finger.
You’re already leaning in, and when your lips brush against each other for the first time it feels like coming home. “Took you long enough.”
#f1#f1 x reader#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris fluff#f1 imagine#lando norris#f1 driver x reader#f1 driver x you#lando norris x you#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 imagine#mywork.
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I know we're not on the Hearts chapter but, I have a feeling the SSR will be Cater? But also him having the tear animation, since I have a feeling his dream will be a bit like Ruggie's q-q
I'm leaning towards either Cater or Ace, personally! Trey and Deuce have kinda already had their character arcs -- though someone else did mention to me that they thought it might be Trey, because so far all the vices have gotten one. though that might just be coincidence. we'll find out I guess!
my red-string-on-corkboard theory is that Ace is gonna get his arc + UM during whatever goes down with Grim, so while I could be completely wrong, I think it'd be nice if it were Cater's time to shine! ...also I am VERY curious as to what his dream is gonna be. 👀 like, I don't think he's gonna be all angsty or anything, he's a pretty cheery guy even though he pretends to be more vapid than he is, but...what would he be like if he were less. y'know.
(also I kind of want him to get the focus just because I think it'd be a shame if all he got was a super-quick 'oh his dream is to have a billion followers or whatever, now let's go on to the next person'. c'mon Twst. give him some love.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#this is only speculation but i'm gonna put the chapter tags in anyway just in case#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#i have seen people bring up the possibility of pre-canon deuce and i do think he would be visually different enough#but i think that would have to be like...a rook situation where it's a byproduct of whatever his actual wish was#because i don't think his dream would be to go back to that#buuuuuuut i dunno! they've been throwing some unexpected stuff at us so i'm trying not to form really solid expectations or anything#i do think the hearts dreams are gonna have to be a little rushed just cause there's four of 'em to get through :(#and while it would've been really nice to get in-depth dreams for everyone#episode 7 is already ridiculously long as it is#here's hoping the every-two-months holds though and we don't have to wait too long to find out :')
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Post finale crack treated seriously. Ravi "Who's Tommy" Panikkar stirring shit up for his new friend.
red string
"You know you guys are like, weirdly interconnected, right?" Ravi asks, like Buck hasn't spent the last ten minutes admitting he doesn't know how to reach out to Tommy.
"How would you know?"
Ravi has the grace to look a little squirrelly for half a second. "Okay so I know a lot of people at the LAFD. Because of the Academy stint. And - well, a lot of them know I own rentals."
"Thanks for letting me do month to month, by the way."
"Yeah you sure did remind me that you saved my life a bunch of times before I agreed to that. I had to send in a special request with the company that runs that apartment building."
"Your life is way more important than a special request, Ravi."
Ravi looks like he has something else to say about that, but.
"You're veering off the point. I'm trying to tell you you two have like, a weird red string thing going on and it's kind of driving me crazy that you won't just figure it out and go live in his house month to month until you figure out your crap and like, elope like the crazy people you are."
Buck takes a second to let that sink in. "Have you been asking all your LAFD buddies about Tommy and me?" His narrowed eyes don't seem to have the same effect as Hen's. Ravi stares back at him like he's making a stupid face.
"In my defense, I did try to ask you but you spent weeks trying to find a way to pull his pigtails."
He's not touching that with a ten foot pole. Nice ammo for when he gets home, though. "So you, what, put together an itemized list of reasons we should be together?"
"Gross. No. I gossiped, like a normal person."
"Lists are important, Ravi."
"If you don't do something on your own I'll get his number from one of the guys at Harbor I know and tell him about all the baked goods you foisted on me for two solid months after he dumped you. And about all the pining I've had to put up with since -."
"Evan. Hey."
Buck is the sort of person who always wants to play it cool and never quite manages. The table jumps when he cracks his knee against it.
And there he is, in all his glory. Date night chic, four buttons undone, hair perfectly tousled, probably that aftershave that always made Buck want to live in the junction between his neck and shoulder.
"And that's my cue," Ravi says, and does a terrible approximation of a wink as he scoots out of the booth. "This is a setup. I set you both up. Tommy, this beer is yours, please sit. Don't make me do this a third time."
And then he's gone.
Tommy slides in, and it's familiar in a way that Buck doesn't enjoy.
Ravi reappears. "I already had his number, that was a decoy because I saw him walking in. Please, for the love of God, talk this time."
They stare at each other for a long, long time. Tommy has this way of looking at him that always makes Buck feel like he could run through a brick wall. Like Tommy would take care of him after even though it was a dumb thing to do. Like Tommy would thank him for the opportunity to take care of him.
"So Ravi has a theory," Tommy says, after they've taken their fill of staring in silence.
"I kept interrupting him but it kinda sounded like he's been spending way too much time dissecting our lives."
Tommy's smile lights up this dingy sports bar like nothing else. "Kinda reminds me of you, if I'm honest."
"He doesn't even like spreadsheets, Tommy."
"God, I love you."
It's a terrible place to start.
It's an excellent way to keep going.
#bucktommy#bucktommy fic#tevan fic#give me bravi or give me death#realizing i'm probably gonna spend this entire hiatus with this brotp on the brain
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