#wizard posting blog

[the-mystic-council]

Hello! This is a group wizard posting sideblog! There will be multiple characters, so check this if you want to see any lore for a character or pronouns, etc.

Rowan (all pronouns + it/its and fae/faer)

kinda insane

no one knows how old they are, could be 23, could be 3,346

has no concept of social structures, etiquette, social cues, personal space, etc.

"The Best Councillor" (they/them)

Won't answer to any other name

Dramatic ass bitch

Gorigog, Destroyer of the Land (he/it/they)

Claims to have been a demon

Claims itself to be evil but doesn’t do anything bad like ever

Is actually pretty helpful

Refuses to admit he actually does good things

Little shit

"The Puppetmaster" (she/him)

Thinks she's a god and controls everyone/everything (even I, The Overlord™)

Very logical/analytical

Very whiny, bratty, and annoying

Acts like a small child, and might actually be one

The Overlord™ (all the pronouns. any neopronoun you can think of. Nordic runes. Alien languages. etc.)

the one making this post

or perhaps the many making this post. we shall never know

why do you need to know more. you are but a puny mortal

New characters to come!

[softandwigglybones]

*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*

Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,

[the-shitpost-wizard]

Teenage boys will literally say “no homo” and then kiss each other on the mouth.

[theartofmadeline]

wizard husbands go to the farmers market

[tarot15]

[deswhomst]

what i find sooo funny is that people who hate jegulus or regulus do it with equal passion as the ones who love them. stumbled upon a hate post without any anti tags and checked out their blog … at least half the top posts were about regulus. every other post on the blog was about him. this is fan behavior. we’re both obsessed except i’m having fun but you’re soo sooo miserable

[the-mystic-council]

Why thank you dearie! I do find my robes quite stylish!

*gestures to patchwork robes, each patch with a different rune/symbol on it and all drastically different colors*

Although the orb remark depends on which orb you're referencing. I have so many! Why, I even replaced one of my eyes with an orb!

*taps their iridescent crystal left eye, the color seeming to shift with Rowan's wishes*

It helps with all orb magic. I highly recommend!

-Rowan

Wizard Tip #17: Your Spellcasting Is Incredible, Your Robes Are Beautiful, And Your Orb Is Huge

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Cheddar gives me a 1+ bonus.

[girlbossagenda]

HOW TO GET A GLOW UP

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I used to be the ugly dunklin, till I change in 1 week and turned pretty much half of my life upside down, it happened right after my 16th catastrophic birthday, at the time I was already following Liz and her tips which helped me so much!! So here how to glow up in minimum 1 week

౨ৎsmell good౨ৎ

This is so important, I noticed how people react to good smelling people, they just say it out loud how much they like the fragrance, knowning that it's you, will just make you more approacable, it boosts your confidence and overl all more liked

౨ৎexercise + diet౨ৎ

This was huge for me, not only it imroves your moods but it also makes your prettier, you need to fist know what goals you want to archive physically, if you want a bigger butt, eggs and potatoes salad can be a good alternative, if you want to have a snatched waist try to do more cardio, at the time the only cardio I used to do was jump roping, which is amazing!!

౨ৎwardrobe౨ৎ

This was the revolution, just dress how ou want each outfit can have at max 2 trendy elements, not more, and the rest it needs to rappresnt YOUR personality!! This is going to make you unique and recognizable!! Also I suggest to go shopping on friday lol, the beauty day!

౨ৎmentality౨ৎ

This is how everything started, a munch of motivational viddeos, the wizard liz and confidence targetting posts, moodboards and much more, at the time I was getting treated really harshly from my classmates, it was probably one of thelowest point of my life, bit I pick myself up, cause I had a goal: Changing my narrative.

There was not sense into staying bitter and hating not only myself but the world around, I wanted to prove to myself that I actually mettered, you don't glow up for other, but for yourself, never, ever welcome in your life people that before put you under the rug, have some respect for yourself and clear boundaries.

Hi bonitas I hope you liked this short post, This is just part of my expereince, tell me if you want to know more + other tips!! maybe I'll make a longer version in the future, Have a great day xoxo gougeous

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[wizard-meme-archivist]

[the-mystic-council]

Nobody in this damn house takes care of anything, aside from me! I’m moving out! Once you guys get your shit together I’ll return >: ( if anyone needs me, I’m moving to the Vastness of Fire. Second portal on the left when you enter the Eldritch section of the Neverending Swamp.

Firey Fucker,

Gorigog, Destroyer of the Land

[softandwigglybones]

Let's build a dungeon! Add something you think a dungeon needs!

I'll start: entrance

[crazy-wizard-51]

I'm going home

[shopwitchvamp]

Hot date night outfit idea:

Wizard Mini Skirt + Celestial Fishnet Tights 🧙‍♂️✨ 🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

[muggleborn-slytherpuff]

Barty: And worst of all, you callously ignored the letter Reg wrote to you even though he told you he loved you!

James: What letter?

James: Barty, what letter?!

[wiishopchanelboots]

The Books of Earthsea Illustrations from the complete illustrated edition, Illustrated by Charles Vess [X]