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Goddamnit I already made a post about it and I don't like to hate on m*levens too much but istg, it's a show!! The characters aren't real, it's not about what would realistically happen. The goal of the show is to create an engaging plot and a good narrative. "I just can't see Mike leaving El for Will after all they've been through" but would that be an interesting story? Poor gay boy gets rejected by the love of his life? He thinks he can't find love because he's gay, and what, he's proven right?
That's not even mentioning how much of what people say about Byler is just feeding into heteronormativity and homophobia. People just assume Mike is straight, despite him having never affirmed that. That's the definition of heteronormativity.
#completely off topic but it does also irritate me when people say “unrealistic? in a show about monsters and magic?” because that just feels#like such a weak argument#of course things can be unrealistic in fantasy and sci-fi shows#but obviously#i dont think byler#if well executed#would be unrealistic#byler#anti mileven#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers
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the love of an uchiha is a very powerful thing…
inspired by this reddit post:

#naruto#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#sns#this is unrealistic because naruto would find any ramen delicious especially if it was made by sasuke. however it’s for the bit
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soulmate au where your soulmate's thoughts appear on your skin except your soulmate has adhd and your body becomes a living canvas of nonsensical, never-ending, constantly entertaining trails of thought
#like out of all the soulmate aus i always found the 'thoughts on skin' one most unrealistic#because my damn brain never shuts up! there's no way my soulmate would just be getting one random thought appear on them 😭#imagine your otp#soulmate au#writing prompt#drarry#wolfstar#jegulus#buddie#lestappen#maxiel#landoscar#sebchal#martian#sambucky#sterek#IF ANYBODY WRITES OR FINDS A FIC LIKE THIS FOR ANY OF <<THESE SHIPS PLS PLS SEND MY WAY 🙏
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Paperhatober Day 19: Glasses🔍
he's SPEECHLESS he's never seen such beauty.
#up until this very moment Black Hat has never even realized that he accidentally hired the prettiest man on earth#finally he understands why the most popular character voting was won by Flug#he has to admit... that's an adorable scientist#[I don't actually think that there is another eye under Black Hat's monocle]#but in an old livestream Alan jokingly said that Black Hat's sight is utterly abysmal#(probably not canon since that would be a pretty big and obvious weakness.)#villainous#villanos#vilanesco#dr flug#flug#kenning flugslys#black hat#villainous dr flug#villainous black hat#paperhat#paperhatober#oh yeah... did you think I gave up on the challenge?#not yet#my spirit is not that easily breakable#fanart#cartoon#my art#god almost ⅔ of the challenge...#how these glasses stay on Black Hat's face I have no idea#if I say “magic” it's not even unrealistic for him. so ig magic. actual magic.
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gahh i love downpour
#this is based on the people that say downpour is unrealistic#i do understand that#yeah theyre kinda op#but i like to think that theyre only a small fraction/a highlight of the slugcats that visit moon and pebbles#and also why would you not want to play as compelling characters? there can only be one survivor expirience#rw#rain world#ciorart#rw survivor#rw monk#rw hunter#rain world downpour
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I know many people with weird and wonderful lifestyles from circus folk to influencers, but honestly the friend I am most jealous of:
lives in the middle of nowhere Vermont in an early 1800s farmhouse he restored himself
divides his time between farming cows, sheep, and pigs and handcrafting historic reproduction fabrics for museums
has an impressive collection of spinning wheels and looms
makes his own butter and cheese
is married to the mailman like the main character in some kind of hallmark movie
#I feel like if hallmark made a movie about his life#people would be like no this gay cottagecore nonsense is too unrealistic
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Happy Halloween! 🧼🥩🎃
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mouthwashing#lan wangji#wei wuxian#A mouthwashing crossover was always the plan but I ran out of time for a bigger comic. So a doodle it is!#***I am about to talk about some stuff that is not for the squeamish so please take caution from here on out***:#Okay. I know that people who know what goes down in mouthwashing are seeing this and going 'OP Why?'#BUT HERE ME OUT: Wangxian's canon kink dynamic would not bat an eye at this.#You think Wei 'I love being tied up and at the mercy of my loved one' Wuxian would *pass* on amputee-caregiver abuse roleplay???#No! He's a freak like that! 'Oh nooo I have only residual limbs and no voice to protest. And I need to take my medicine...'#Oh we even have a bonus cannibalism thing going on here. Maybe WWX needs to bring cannibalism into the bedroom. To heal.#They are not sane nor safe but certainly consensual.#Convincing Lan Wangji to get into the Jimmy cosplay is probably the most unrealistic part of this.#We hate Jimmy. That's why he is such an amazing character.#LWJ is his near polar opposite. Man takes responsibility like it's his daily vitamin.#edit: how could I forget. Happy birthday to wei wuxian. Being a freak in peace is the ultimate gift I can give him.
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house md (2004-2012)
#I have nothing else to add. that’s the show#house md#greg house#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#house/wilson#hatecrimes md#only unrealistic part is that wilson would never call house greg
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Does Flowey exist in this au?
Yes, he does.
Everything's pretty much the same when it comes to the regular story in this AU. It's just the past, especifically Papyrus' past (wich we don't know much about to begin with) that changes



Actually Flowey is one of the main characters in the story! (the main story of this au is divided between the past before the game and a post-pacifist timeline:D)
He and Papyrus will have a fun dynamic
-some thought I had in tags behind the keep reading
Srry for the spelling mistakes in here but I can't go and fix tags because I would end up erasing everything😭tumblr struggles
#my hand is dying I drew all this so quickly lmaokajs#actually Flowey is there in the first concept art I did for this au akahsksj isn't that great#forgettable-au#(THIS MINI COMIC IS UNREALISTIC BTW I don't think flowey would just open up about his past to Papyrus#but like it would end up in a situation like this and I think that's funny)#this is mostly inspired by the weird pararallel that I accidentally created between Flowey and Papyrus#Flowey being someone who remembers being another person even tho Asriels been long gone he still feel like Asriel but is he really Asriel#and then in this case Papyrus is an ACTUAL remain of another person#the same body but not the same memories#when I first was developing the story I noticed that and thought it would be a cool detail to acknowledge#different yet similar in a way situations idk#answered ask#undertale au#papyrus#papyrus!gaster#undertale#papyrus is gaster#flowey#undertale comic
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small moment i liked in murderbot ep 5. when leebeebee says she was brought along to do laundy. the presaux team all reacts in loud disdain at the idea of a survey group bringing someone along to do laundry, and leebeebee snaps at them that she can't study anything like they have while she's on indenture contract; of course she's doing laundry. the group is quick to clarify that they think she's fine, that there's nothing wrong with doing laundry, that it's the company and the system they're disgusted with.
i believe them about not having meant any ill will towards leebeebee. but that moment does remind me a lot of conversations ive seen a few times here on tumblr. where people look at underpaid, underrespected jobs, accurately see that there's a problem, but misunderstand where the problem is. they imagine a world where no one has to do "demeaning" jobs instead of a world where every job is respected and enough to live off of. not every housekeeper or sanitation worker dislikes their career. plenty of people are genuinely passionate about work in those fields; they need rights and wages, not to be pushed out into something else.
the problem with bringing an indentured worker along to do your laundry is that you have an indentured worker. while the presaux crew is able and happy to do their own laundry and cleaning, wanting to hire someone else to do it instead doesn't automatically make you cruel or exploitative. the indenture is what makes leebeebee's treatment wrong.
presaux accidentally making leebeebee feel looked down on for not having a more impressive job, when they were trying to do the opposite and be upset on her behalf, feels like a very real kind of clumsiness. they have their convictions and their broad beliefs. they're just stumbling over the reality of putting those ideals into practice. aside from gurathin, i assume they've only had to face these injustices in abstract, removed forms until now.
#this sentiment still holds no matter who leebeebee turns out to be#mbtv#murderbot tv#murderbot media#<- my general tag for both mb fandoms#this convo maybe would have felt more out of place with book presaux. but book presaux and tv presaux seem to be serving different purposes#book presaux is our fantasy. (not fantasy as in unrealistic. just as in its comforting to read about)#it's not just safe and equitable. it is secure enough to stay that way. that you can trust it to stay that way for the rest of your life.#book presaux is settled. a safe harbor against the dangers the characters face in the corp rim#tv presaux is still finding its legs#it has the same values. the same goals. but they haven't hit stability yet; they're still working for it#it's an ongoing project instead of a completed one. less of a fantasy to find comfort in and more of a mirror to see parts of our present i
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as an older sister, my favorite part of sunrise on the reaping was effie being the eldest child who got involved with the hunger games because she was helping her younger sister with homework. very relatable, 10/10, been there before, would do anything for my sisters.
however, also as the older sister, my least favorite part of sunrise on the reaping was how little haymitch seemed to care about his baby brother dying, and it was only the loss of his girlfriend that broke him. not relatable, 0/10, would never be me.
#someone said ‘god forbid haymitch mourn his future and the girl he loves more than a sibling’#SPEAK FOR YOURSELF ?????#if my younger siblings died i would NEVER recover#if my bf at 16 died … different story#unrealistic !!!!#i looked it up and apparently suzanne is a youngest child so that says a lot to me#katniss and effie my GIRLS !!!!!#i am a gale defender but even if he was in the wrong he’d get a million passes from me for being an oldest brother#OLDEST SIBLINGS I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!#anti sotr#anti sunrise on the reaping#anti suzanne collins#sotr critical#effie trinket#haymitch abernathy#study in scarlet.
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I never for a moment interpreted the ending where Solas and Lavellan journey off into the Fade together as anything but hopeful.
The Inquisitor has been the Hero Who Saved the World for the last decade, and now she’s continuing that work. She’s not abandoning her duty. She’s venturing into the realm of pure magic to heal the Blight. Solas being there is just an enjoyable side benefit. Why can’t she save the day, get married to her true love, then head off on her next adventure? Heroes do those things all the time.
The game also is incredibly vague—and sure it’s implied they are going to the Fade Prison, which is the Black City—and Solas says it’ll be terrible… but he’s Mr. Grim and Fatalistic. Don’t listen to him. Lavellan responds that it won’t be terrible. It’s the Fade. You can shape it. It’s like the land of lucid dreaming. It will literally not be terrible if they are together. They’ll heal the Blight and help the Titans and go on many weird Fade adventures.
Again. It’s the Fade! It’s like the best sandbox for creating what comes next for them. They could totally spend all the time they’d like exploring Fade World, then return to the real world and find out only like… an afternoon has passed. Or I’m sure Dorian—after giving them a respectful amount of time for their Honeymoon—uses that magic knife to cut his way in and bring Lavellan an eluvian to use to visit him and her other friends and family whenever she wants. It’s not like they’re trapped forever. It’s left very open-ended. Have a little whimsy! Believe in true love that lasts forever and does not wane no matter the years that pass! Let them have a happily ever after. Why not. It’s fun.
#I see the most uncharitable solavellan ending takes floating about#and part of me gets it because if you don’t like him/them why would you imagine something nice or hopeful for them#but like that’s just your headcanon man#it’s not supported by the text#the text gives us next to nothing!#which is a criticism for sure#but come on have fun with it#They are star crossed lovers duty has torn apart#this is not real life#this is not about your divorce#this is a fairytale#he never stopped loving her#she never stopped loving him#space or time could not come between them now#yes it’s unrealistic but this is fantasy#let it be fantasy#Let it be happy#they’ve defeated the doomed by the narrative allegations
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team snakemouth
#sketchin#bug fables#this is unrealistic because in my mind in a modern world au leif is like a 1900s guy pulled into 2025#kabbu would spend like two months getting them up-to-speed on what the internet is and how to use a phone#and the only thing that leif ends up caring about is the fact that you can scroll cute animal videos on youtube shorts. ok? ok.#anyway i like the game so far.#bugs live#<- sorry i want a tag for me going through something insane without putting it in the main tag
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It is amazing how the "people that love and uplift transwomen" website will instantly fucking maul a transwoman if she even remotely insinuate that using radfem rhetoric harms trans people
#this is about punkitt making a post literally just saying ''you shouldn't treat masculinity as a threat because it harms trans people''#and straight up getting death threats over it#how is it so hard for people to understand that treating masculinity as a threat directly harms transwomen#that it treats transwomen who show any sort of masculinity as a failure#it reminds me of trans people on 4chan because it enables so much self-loathing#you cannot argue ''men/masculinity are inherently evil'' and claim it's different from radfem/TERF rhetoric because you're trans#it just projects unrealistic body standards onto women#many women including cis women have masculine traits. I know women who have stubble and grow shittons of body hair#like—''biological sex'' is NOT a binary it is a social construct just like any other#and also only hyper focusing hate on masculinity because of patriarchy isn't an effective way of addressing patriarchy at all#hating a group of people based on their traits is not the same as being progressive. acknowledging—and more importantly. teaching people—#—and how it gives them certain privileges over others and to call it out and dismantle those systems is so fucking powerful you have no idea#also I'm going to be so for real with you. the vast majority of transmen do NOT have the privilege you think they do#it's the privilege of being able to pass more than anything. which any trans person would know thats really fucking hard!!!#I love rambling in the tags so much it's so great#sorry for this lol#queer discourse#also addendum: when I say 'women' it's all encompassing. if anyone gets pissy at me for saying 'women' and thinking I'm not including —#—transwomen in that then I'm killing you! you are the problem!
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eddie’s going on a tinder date with a cute guy named steve.
he likes his freckles, brown eyes and cheeky grin. they don’t have much in common but the conversations they have in the app messages flows suspiciously easily. he’s a bit in love and antsy at the table as he watches the door anxiously for his date.
he sees person after person walk into the bar and his beer is dripping condensation onto his hand as he grips it, nerves shooting through the roof. eddie glances at the table and then back up to the door when a guy walks in and if eddie wasn’t waiting for his date, he’d want to go talk to him.
he’s cute, hot even, floppy brown hair and a charming grin, hands shoved into the pockets of his coat as he looks around the bar. his shirt clings to him in just the right way and his jeans fit him a bit too perfectly. eddie can’t help but stare and then the guy is staring back while he waves, ducking his head as he walks over.
“hey, eddie,” the man breathes out, his cheeks tinged pink from the wind. “sorry i'm late. parking was a bitch.”
and eddie’s confused. because this guy has brown eyes but not the ones he expected. freckles that are more spread out and distinct, trailing down to his neck instead of blanketing his face. his smile is perfect and he’s looking at eddie like he knows him. eddie’s a bit stunned, gaping at the guy with a slack jaw, because he’d remember someone as handsome as him if they’d met before.
“…hi?” he says like it's a question, taking a sip of his beer to do something with his hands.
he watches as the man’s eyebrows crease in confusion and the way his shirt stretches over his chest as he takes off his jacket. “it’s- i’m steve? you are eddie, right?”
eddie can feel his own eyebrows raising, wiping off his damp hand to fish his phone out of his pocket. he quickly finds steve’s profile, ignoring the messages they've sent each other over the past weeks that leave his stomach filled with butterflies, and pulls up the profile picture steve uploaded.
looking at it closely, he glances at who he thinks is steve, at the freckles dusting over his face and the toothy grin he's flashing at the camera. he's not exactly they type eddie usually goes for, but he's witty and sweet and knows about dnd, apparently, so what's not to love?
but then he looks at the other person in the picture that's slightly out of focused next to ‘steve’. looks at the two moles stark on the side of his neck, his pink tinted cheeks. the floopy brown hair and the pretty brown eyes and-
“steve?!” eddie exclaims, looking between the man in front of him and the picture on his phone. “you’re steve?”
the guy- steve- grins sheepishly, leaning on his elbows over the table to look at eddie’s eyes phone. he’s close, too close, close enough that eddie wants to-
“ohh,” he says and scratches at the back oh his head, eyes downturned with a blush trailing up his neck. “yeah, maybe i shouldn’t have used a group photo for a dating app.”
“so who did i think you were?”
their eyes meet and even in the dim bar light, eddie finds himself falling into the specks of green he sees. steve looks at the phone quickly then back up with a smirk. “my best friend, tommy. he’s kind of an asshole, though. you’re better off with me.”
“is that so?” eddie leans back, taking a sip of his beer, and really takes in his date that he now knows is steve. his toned arms, his broad shoulders, his pretty pink cheeks and pretty pink lips.
“what, are you disappointed?”
steve smiles gently and it lights up his face in a way eddie isn’t expecting. between the way he looks in a dingy bar and the way talking with steve is easier than any date he’s had before, he can’t imagine what disappointment he could ever possibly feel knowing that his date is who he is.
suddenly there’s a foot hooking around his ankle and it sends goosebumps tingling up his spine. steve’s smile softens just a bit and eddie can feel himself mirroring it back, letting out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.
“i don’t think disappointed’s the right word.”
crossposted on twitter!
#my writing#wrote this yesterday randomly on a twitter threda so i wanted to post it here too#ignore how unrealistic this is i just think steve would suck at dating apps#he absolutely would be that guy that uploads a pic from a friend's wedding and hopes that ppl know which one in the pic is him#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#steddie drabble#steddie meet cute#steddie fic#long post#ignore typos as i wrote this while tipsy#stranger things#stranger things fic
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nightmares
cw blood & stick violence
Poor tsc, must've been really horrible to see all your friends die right before you.
(also pt1? maybe?)
#ava#pawu.art#animator vs animation#ava tsc#ava the second coming#ava fanart#animation vs animator#ava second coming#ava blue#ava red#teehehehee i love torturing my favs <33#sorry tsc its just how it goes BUT TBH it isnt that unrealistic that he would have reocurring nightmares abt that
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