#wtf are you in a sitcom or something

[rainbowgothdisaster]

5pm meaning day is over is bcuz middle class americans start making/eat dinner around that time

BITCH EAT CLOSER TO BED WHY ARE YOU EATING DINNER 5 HOURS BEFORE BED AND THEN DEMONIZING SNACKING WHY DO YOU HATE JOY

[jiminieeangel]

I have the funniest AU, okay so

Tim realizes he’s stuck in a cheesy 80s sitcom like Full house. Every single person in his family is acting weird. When he tries to convince the other members in the family they straight up ignore him or will be like “what are you talking about Tim” and carry on with their conversation. The only person who Tim can convince is Duke. Duke is the only person that believes Tim after Tim uses Back to the Future as his reference.

Jason is the bad boy/ kind of like uncle Jessie vibe. That rides a motorcycle.

Steph is madly in love with Tim and Tim is like wtf get off me and spends all his time trying to avoid her.

Every time someone says something corny an audience will applaud. Especially when Tim does something that is unintentionally funny and his loud outburst would just make the crowd laugh.

Acid denim wash and funky jumpers and Dick’s horrid mullet.

Bruce’s character freaks Tim out because he’s the dad that gives advice and also hugs at the end of every life lesson/ speech.

Cass, Alfred, and Damian are obviously there as well but I can’t think of anything so feel free to add. I just think this AU is hilarious. Honestly Tim is too tired to be dealing with this.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

OK OK OK, but can we revisit the daughter "sitcom" scenarios?! I loved them sm.

Imagine Engel is out somewhere, like the store or whatever. Their daughter, who is about 12-13 at the time, just got her first period...😦

She just kinda awkwardly walks into the room and is trying to figure out how to tell him...

Konig is totally panicking, probably frantically calling Engels phone to get home ASAP. Poor boy probably didn't even know that you can get your period at that age and thinks some really bad is happening 😭.

But once everything has settled down, he starts to treat her the same way he treats Engel on her period, maybe even letting her stay home from school.

König is 1000 miles away from his comfort zone

I imagine the conversation goes something like this: (D=daughter, K=König, R/E=reader/Engel)

D: “I think my period just started…”

K: “Ja? Just remember to do your homework.”

D: “No, I mean… I think I just got my first period? I’m bleeding–”

K: “Bleeding? Where?? ”

D: “…??? There...?”

*uncomfortable staring and silence”

D: “I just… Do you know where mom keeps her pads?”

K: “...Pads?”

D: “Dad!! You’re just repeating my words!”

She leaves the room to look for the pads herself while König calls her mother: now imagine a colonel, a commanding officer of thousands of soldiers, responsible for important pre-decisions throughout the whole organization, calling his wife and asking what to do in this kind of a situation 🧍‍♂️ König is rubbing the back of his neck while walking anxious circles in the living room, almost bumps into a sofa while Engel calmly explains what's going on and that this is all completely normal.

When she comes back, König has just closed the phone, sighs, then takes a rather stiff stance to indicate he is about to give an important speech.

“Now then, my pretty young fawn. You are not my little girl anymore… Today, you’ve become a woman–”

“Dad, wtf?!? Ughh….”

She storms out of the room again, about to die from cringe: why does his father have to be such an embarrassment and an awkward mess? Why the hell did her mother even want this odd big loser as her man???

She’s sick of his stupid speeches and ridiculous rules and poor attempts at jokes, she's more than sick of listening to her parents’ disgusting cooing all the time. Only the noise canceling headphones can block out his dad’s profuse lovesick confessions before they start to bonk each other, thinking she can’t hear it all upstairs. Meanwhile she's not allowed to have a life of her own because the "world is a dangerous place"...

She can't wait to get out of this household, especially when even more cringeworthy conversations follow once her mother comes home. The only reason she's eavesdropping is because they're finally speaking of her instead of "how beautiful his sweet Engel looks" or "how silly and clumsy her big bear is":

K: “Does this mean she starts to have boyfriends?”

E/R: “She probably has had a few already.”

K: “What?!”

E/R: “Well not really. They’re just kids, fooling around. I wouldn't worry about it yet.”

K: “Should I talk to her about… you know, birds and bees? Just in case?”

E/R: “You? Absolutely not.”

K: “But–”

E/R: “I’ll talk to her at some point. They probably have sex education at school.”

K: “She can’t go to school. She said she was in pain.”

E/R: *sighs*

K: “What...? I already called them and said she's ill.”

E/R: “She's not ill, silly. It's just a period, it comes every month. You of all people should know...”

K: “Ja, I know... The torture days :)”

E/R: “Torture days for who?”

K: “I'm in so much pain every month, you have no idea...”

(Daughter upstairs makes a furious dive for her headphones :|)

[blue-thief]

@galaxynajma here are the actor/artist/writer isakainess hcs i mentioned earlier 🫡 (this got wayy longer than i was expecting it to be so it's basically a fic outline atp

kaiser started off as a child actor which explains... everything

when he was really young he popped up in a few roles for some pretty big movies

his biggest role as a kid though came when he was about ten where he played a big supporting character in a long-running kids' sitcom (think stuff like hannah montana, icarly, etc)

he's more or less cut off contact with his parents but he was fortunate to get a hold of his money once he turned 18

he's since moved out, rents out his own modest apartment, and he's shown up in a few moderately successful things

he's far from being an a-list actor but he's got a decent following

even though most people wouldn't be able to recognize his face, he can mention the stuff he's been in and people will be like "ohh yeah i've heard of that, i've been meaning to check it out"

he usually has to wear makeup to cover up his tattoo. most of his notable roles came before he cut + dyed his hair

his goal is to become an oscar-winning actor and he was able to get the lead role for a really serious film. his new hair just happened to suit the role

meanwhile there's ness the writer

he started off studying something STEM-related to appease his parents. besides, he needs a backup plan just in case the whole writing thing doesn't work out

but he soon dropped out due to being overwhelmed by how intense his competition was

fortunately enough he's still in contact with an ex classmate and he got some money doing copywriting for their side gig's website

on top of that he started submitting flash fiction and poetry to different competitions and magazines like CRAZYYY just to make a little more money

kaiser stumbles across one of his pieces, looks into him a little more, and finds ness's personal blog

he reads up on ness ranting about his parents and how he has no money

at this point kaiser's kinda fallen in love but he doesn't wanna seem too weird

and he reaches out to ness saying, "hey ik this sounds kinda weird but if you really wanna pursue your dreams but you're low on money you can become my roommate"

at first ness is like "wtf is this guy gonna try to kill me"

but he's late on rent and about to get evicted so he's DESPERATE

he agrees to meet kaiser to assess the vibes

and well. obviously ness falls head over heels in love with kaiser

(obv kaiser isn't gonna kill ness but don't follow in ness's footsteps guys you probably won't end up being as lucky)

and it works out great. kaiser's more than happy to cover most of the rent, he's out most of the time filming, and ness just has this bigass apartment where he's got ample space to work

anyway while kaiser's out and about one day he's at this cafe

there's this one worker on break, still in his apron and everything

he's off in the corner doodling something

the worker is isagi

and kaiser notices isagi is drawing HIM

kaiser goes up to him all smug like "wow, are you a fan? you want an autograph?"

and isagi's like "bro idfk who you are i just really liked your tattoo"

they talk a bit and isagi tells kaiser where he can find more of his work

isagi's mostly focused on digital art and commissions but he's also studying animation

kaiser finds his instagram and commissions isagi

"that napkin doodle you made of me was pretty good but i'd love to see how well you can capture my beauty given ample time (and money) ;)"

kaiser quickly becomes isagi's most frequent and highest paying client

you can say he's basically become isagi's (and to an extent ness's) sugar daddy

but kaiser likes to think of himself of those wealthy patrons from the renaissance

kaiser loved swinging by the cafe to ask about isagi's progress on his latest commission

one day he overheard isagi panicking about not being able to pay rent

and kaiser's like "you can move in with me and my roommate if you want"

and well. isagi does exactly that

ness kinda gets all crazy and possessive like "WHO'S THIS HOW DID YOU MEET HIM HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S NOT-"

suffice to say he and isagi don't get along at first

but kaiser's never home so it's mostly just them on opposite sides of the apartment, sending glares at each other every now and then

it's BECAUSE kaiser is never around that isagi and ness are forced to bond with each other eventually

FUCK THIS POSTED INSTEAD OF GETTING SAVED AS A DRAFT

oh whatever i'll probably make this into a fic and fill in the rest that way 😭😭

[rockermazy]

I just realized something. I wanna see Valentino from Hazbin Hotel let into Heaven. The Moth.

No redemption arc. No change in behavior. Just let him in the pearly gates upon death, with a silver robe, perfect teeth, and just watch it fuck with people.

Not because I think he's a good person.

But because Valentino is a better reflection of God's behavior towards people under a "covenant" as far as Biblical accuracy than any other character in the series.

We made a deal after I got you out of Egypt, yes? You agreed to the terms and conditions? Good.

Follow my rules, and I'll make you like the stars.

Complain about the food? Watch your head count drop.

Look at someone else the way you look at me? Watch your body count rise.

You think those giants over there are too big for you? You think you can't handle those? Are you scared?

I will watch every single one of your parental figures die, until your population is so young they're too dumb to ask questions.

Now, yes I understand that Adam's abrasiveness somewhat fulfills that WTF, God? role in the story that Vivzie clearly wants to tell. Unless Adam is only playing guitar riffs during Extermination Day, or only uses his guitar on overlords, Adam's body count should be way, waaay higher than Valentino's by virtue of the situation and just being alive longer.

Yet, while fans (rightfully) villainize Valentino to Double-Hell, Adam gets away almost scotch-free.

I want to speculate that this is because Adam exterminates a human-born soul on-screen himself, only once. Sir Pentious' death is so instantaneous, it should be legally classified as humane.

Being obnoxious and sexist alone isn't quite enough to make an audience hate a character, strangly. Ancient sitcoms like All In The Family somehow pulled this off with charm. Audiences just be like that sometimes.

But no - I want to see God welcome Valentino with open arms then treat him like a second son, then watch both every other character and the entire fanbase squirm on cue.

[indulgeininterests]

Serial killer C.C? ....Go on

oh, well if you insist...

*deep breath*

So it's a normal day, right? Everything is going as it should be.

But CC is at her breaking point. Whatever caused it can vary on whatever you want, but it's definitely a collection of things, all piling together until the camel breaks.

But one thing that certainly connects well to her character: being seen (yes I am about to take a page out of Sweetpea).

All week or more, she's been ignored by Max, been made fun of by Niles (which normally doesn't get her but with everything else it only adds fuel to the fire), her ideas and contributions are swept aside, forgotten about or falsely attributed to someone else.

Not just that week either...all her life! Her father was barely around. She's not too close with anyone in her family other than her brother.

So when she snaps and kills someone on the street for harassing her (or doing whatever. News reporter wanting to confront her for a shitty play? Creep?), it feels....good? She should be horrified, should scream or call the police or anything. But she just stands there, staring into his eyes as he looks right back at her. He sees her. She made him see her. It makes her feel strangely better than she had felt all her life.

She won't be ignored again, she won't be swept aside and forgotten. They will see her. She will make them see her.

Even if only for a moment, they will look at her, and they will see the deepest, most darkest parts of her soul. They will see the parts of her no one else could ever see.

And, if you want to add to it, it makes her feel more important when, after so many years of this and of being belittled, she felt small. So what no one showed up for the play she worked on? So what Maxwell cancelled her plans because Ms. Fine had an idea on a whim? Those were small issues, they were the forgettable ones. She did something much greater, much bigger: she took a life.

So, she does it again. And again. And again.

It becomes a stress relief, a way to take the edge off.

It doesn't have to lose it's sitcom-feel, either!

There can be comedic moments where Maxwell and Fine are kissing or something and she's just standing there like "I killed someone today. Had to shower the blood off. Yeah, didn't call the cops once! He's in an alleyway. Haha...Neither of you are listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

or

CC is walking with cleaning supplies, passing Niles who has papers (that normally CC would have). They give each other a weird look, and have a "you won't tell if I won't" moment.

or

CC has someone tied up, ready to kill them, but gets surprise visitors and has to run back and forth between acting normal and making sure they don't go in that room and that the victim is quiet. Like maybe the victim starts yelling so she yells to drown it out and they stare at her like wtf was that? So she's like "STRETCHES ARE SO GOOD FOR YOU YOU SHOULD TRY IT" and they go "uh...ok" and they stretch too and she tells them "YOU GOTTA REALLY LET OUT THE STRESS VOCALLY" and so they're all just stretching and screaming completely confused. At one point she gets them to close their eyes while she runs to the room and quiets the guy.

Someone else comes up to the door but hears all the screams and is like "you know what? I'll come back another time."

[sweet-dorky-crazy]

About My Blog!

*Some* people have asked me wtf my blog is even about. So I'll clarify.

(Psst, I now have a second blog called @ladytalksalot)

-I am a nerd, first and foremost. Horror was my main thing when I first got to Tumblr, but as I've gotten older, I've gotten more into action flicks. Still love horror, though.

-But in between those, I'm a sucker for Star Wars (Skywalker Saga only), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Twilight, and so on and so on. And of course, old Disney movies, Marvel comics, DC comics, and so on and so on.

-I'm also a bit obsessed with sitcoms. I've seen just about every episode of every cheesy eighties show your grandma probably watches. So that might come up from time to time.

-I was *very* young when I started this blog (7th grade, I think), so if anyone happens to scroll down far enough, I apologize for younger me's cringy-ness.

-I do love writing, so I might start posting some of that on here. Maybe not actual stories yet, I'm gonna start with HCs and see how that goes.

-Some stuff may be NSFW. Idgaf if that bothers you, just don't act like I did something wrong for posting it.

-I reblog things randomly.

-Politics is hit or miss. I'm not embarrassed about any opinions I have, but I've learned its wiser to keep your mouth shut about them online. So yeah, none of that unless you want an essay formatted argument from me.

-DNI if you're gonna be mean (sad that doesn't go without saying these days).

And that's it! Have fun, be nice, and I hope to be friends :)

[tojiscrack]

IM BACKKKK

'yeah ykw, tumblr needs to come up with a feature that basically alerts us of when our asks are answered 😐 like why is that not a thing already?'

lowk it alr is but like it gets buried by my notifs 😭😭😭

'i wanna go to canada so bad ☹️ i heard that the british-accent privilege over there is a million times better than the british-accent privilege in america 🤧 i’d be favoured so nicely over there 🥴'

YOU HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT??? YOU'RE BRITISH???????? BRO GIVE ME MY JEWELS BACK!

but ur so right ab the britsh accent privilege thing tho. i was at a coffee shop and this one guy had a british accent and the entire staff was talkin ab it

'such a cutie patootie and does no wrong. i’ll defend my son till i die he’s older than me but idgaf.'

ACTUALLY???????? bro i started watching jjk when yuji was older than me and now im older than him... it makes me so emo

'i have a deep, deep hatred for that four-armed tarantula ‘cause of his random vendetta against my yuji 🌝'

BYE R U TALKING AB SUKUNA??? i was thinking ab this a second ago but yk how like sukuna is canonically yuji's uncle? YOU SHOULD IMPLIMENT THAT LMAOOOO... LIKE YUJI GETTING POSESSED BY HIS DEAD UNCLE OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHA

'omg trade dealllll! i do those with my friend so often but she does me dirty every time. i put her on an awesome sitcom, but she said she refuses to watch it until i watch saltburn.'

oh thats hell. that's so hell. i tried to watch saltburn and had to stop during the vampire scene....

'so i think m*les in the usa and m*les in the uk are different breeds, ‘cause when i tell them to leave me alone or give clipped, straight to the point, honest and dry responses, they go away 🌝'

no yeah here they love that kinda shit... it's how i got 2/3 of my exes i fear...

'whatever girlypop, i just know that from the way you speak, you’re gorgeous'

STOP ILY

'if you ever did go with him, it’d be those couples i see on the street and my first thought is ‘he makes me laugh’ ahh relationship.'

i'm ngl my justification for liking him whenever my friends asked was like 'no i dont find him physically attractive but he's rlly funny... and nice... and we talk a lot...' so...

'honestly, i’m being dramatic 😭 like the angst is bad and the ending MIGHT be bittersweet, but it won’t evoke tears.'

THAT IS STILL HEARTBREAKING. I NEED MERCUPINE TO HAVE A VERY EXTRA HAPPY ENDING...

'just think of malakai (i don’t think you participated on the kai hate train so i’m saying this with a grain of salt lmao)'

LMAOOOO i find malakai so fucking funny. he makes me giggle

'i’ve got the most plainest life ever. the most you’ll get that i can even strain to think of ‘cause that’s how little lore there is to me is that bad grades will put me in a coma 😔'

thats so real actually... except i'm a senior so my grades have been SHIT this semester... my 95 gpa is now barely a 91.... if i'm lucky...

'i was gonna jump a middle-aged man for being rude to my mum at home bargains?'

HELLO?? HOW DOES THIS JUST HAPPEN??

anyways life update! my friends r coming over for secret santa today and i requested literally nothing but instant noodles so i'm rlly hoping i get 25 bucks worth of instant noodles bc i rlly want them.

i got my person a little snoopy figurine THAT WAS 25 DOLLARS??? but it's so cute so i cant even be mad

HELLO AGAIN 😋❤️ (i love how we’re gossiping about ur love life and talking about random nonsense in between through my inbox and not dms LMAOOO)

THAT’S A FEATURE? omg that means everyone i’ve sent asks to is just ignoring me wtf 🤨

☝🏽😲 … 😐

never sending asks to entitled mfs ever again 🫨

‘YOU’RE BRITISH????’ — born and raised… unfortunately 😬 and i’ve literally never stepped off english soil 😟 bUT I’M NOT UNCULTURED I SWEAR 😭

‘i was at a coffee shop and this one guy had a british accent and the entire staff was talking about it’ — i’m literally gonna hijack a plane going to canada, i swear 😕

‘ACTUALLY????’ — omg not now, no it’s the same as you. like when i first started watching it, i was younger, and now i’m older, but i mean irl. like yuji’s birth year (alongside his friends) is around 2002-2003.

i was born a few years after that 🌝

‘it makes me so emo’ — i’m literally gonna go out into society as an emo one day just for the feels 😭

‘BYE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SUKUNA’ — WHAT OTHER ABNORMAL CREATURE IN JJK HAS FOUR ARMS? HE’S SO GREEDY, LIKE WTH DO YOU NEED TWO OF EVERYTHING FOR? 🤨👎🏽

‘i was thinking ab this a second ago but yk how like sukuna is canonically yuji's uncle? YOU SHOULD IMPLIMENT THAT LMAOOOO... LIKE YUJI GETTING POSESSED BY HIS DEAD UNCLE OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHA’ — oh i’ve got smth all right 😭 the second it came out in the manga that they were related, the cogs in my brain started moving so fast 🌝

‘i tried to watch saltburn and had to stop during the vampire scene’ — EW DON’T EVEN REMIND ME AGAIN 🤢 and ykw, you ended it at the perfect time bc it didn’t get any better the more the movie went 😭 i still can’t get this one scene out of my head and i’m not even gonna tell you what it is ‘cause you probably wouldn’t know it (seeing as you were wise enough to drop the movie before it came up).

‘i’m a senior so my grades have been SHIT this semester’ — senior in high school? girlypop, we’re in the same academic year group 😋 (seniors in high school are second year college students in the uk)

wait i’m not aware of how the us gpa system works. isn’t 91 still good???

‘HELLO?? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN??’ — literally my exact reaction 💀 he kept saying my mum was touching him at the till, like this woman is married, why would she touch a homeless-looking-m*le like you? the standard he had of himself is way too high 😀

felt bad for his kid tho. he was silently watching me yell at his dad :/

‘anyways life update!’ — 😋

‘anyways life update! my friends r coming over for secret santa today and i requested literally nothing but instant noodles so i'm rlly hoping i get 25 bucks worth of instant noodles bc i rily want them’ — STOP I LOVE INSTANT NOODLES 😟 I LITERALLY BOUGHT TWO LARGE PACKS OF THE BULDAK HABANERO LIME RAMEN ONES RIGHT AFTER THE M*N INCIDENT 😭 lmk what you get for ur secret santa tho 😋

‘i got my person a little snoopy figurine THAT WAS 25 DOLLARS??? but it's so cute so i cant even be mad’ — no bc figurines shouldn’t be that expensive 😕 my catoru gojo plushie was like £15, and it’s not even that big so?? 😭

like i get it, it’s gojo, it should be worth a shit ton more, but i’m broke so spare me 🥴

they need to bring all these prices down bc rich ppl don’t even enjoy the same shit broke ppl do 🤨

[jennilah]

Have you every tried making animations with your drawings? Like reenacting the characters making them do stupid shit I don’t know how best to explain it😭 like making the drawings and putting audio over it I feel like the potential power you hold here is frightening (love you btw 🌸🥹)

ahaha I know what you're talking about- animatics!

yes i have thought about it! but unfortunately i just dont have an ear for audio clips to use like some other people do 😭 like i just have no idea wtf id use. and it doesnt help that i dont watch, like, sitcoms and stuff. best i could do is try to find, like.. a vine or jerma clip or something

(and ty!!! ;w;)

[rollo-rolls]

Get to Know Me ⭐ Sims Edition

I was tagged by @descendantdragfi @sim-songs @satellite-sims and @kazuaru Thank you, lovelies! ^^

What's your favourite Sims death?

I usually don't kill my sims, but long time ago I had a family of weirdos for a silly gameplay. One of them was killed by a meteor. That's something that could totally happen to me.

Alpha CC or Maxis Match?

Alpha! But MM in rare TS4 sessions.

Do you cheat your sims weight?

Nope, never did, never will.

Do you use move objects?

Of course! I use it for moving around sims for photoshoots and sparingly when decorating.

Favourite Mod?

Master Controller (and all the addons) and Pose Player.

First Expansion/Game Pack/Stuff Pack?

Word Adventures, got it shortly after the premiere.

Do you pronounce live mode or aLIVE or LiVing?

Umm, definitely aLIVE.

Whos your favourite sim that you've made?

Prakseda. She is just like I imagined her. She is the one that makes want to actually play that game.

Have you made a simself?

Twice, in TS2 and TS4, it wasn't fun xD

Which is your favourite EA hair colour?

I like the dark red one. From all the ea colors, this one looks decent to me.

Favourite EA hair?

The Sitcom Style. It's so gorg. I can't find use for it right now but I love it!

Favourite life stage?

Young Adult.

Are you a builder or are you in it for gameplay?

Neither for now :< Just sitting in CAS and taking pics. BUT I want to play and no, I'm not going to build anything. Just decorate in my shitty style.

Are you a CC creator?

Does converting counts as "cc creator"?

Do you have any Simblr friends or a Sim Squad?

I'm not very talktive but I have some poeple that I really like. I won't name them because I'm scared some of them will think something like "wtf, we don't even talk" xDDD

Do you have any sims merch?

That's what is left of it :<

How has your ''Sims Style'' changed throughout your years of playing?

Omg, let's not talk about "before simblr" era... They were just potatoes with photoskinned clothes (that was the only cc for Sims 3 back then, okay?) Anyway, I always aimed for realistic looks, as close to real people as I could get (sometimes it was getting really obsessive). After I realized I can't make a clone of a real human in Sims, I slowed down and got the today's style. Realistic style with a slightly cartoon touch. At least I think it looks like that, lol.

Whats your Origin ID?

I'm the person with Sims 3 on CDs (the old ones).

Who's your favourite CC creator?

@gruesim @satellite-sims @smallsimmer @pleaseputnamehere @sim-songs @joojconverts @sourlemonsimblr @annoyinglydarkblaze and probably many more, love you all ♥

How long have you had simblr?

September 2013. I migrated from Garden Of Shadows because they didn't like TS3 too much...

How do you edit your pictures?

I use GShade and then some delicate edit in PS.

What expansion/ stuff pack is your favourite?

Pets, Seasons and World Adventures!

Tagging: @aspensims @happy-lemon @camisulsul @pixelbots @papermint-airplane @silverspringsimmer @elvgreen @johziii

[leejenowrld]

Omg wait I thought of something like yk some couples have like a couple thing like I saw one it was cupcakes and another was like dancing in silence like they just hum quietly I think (so romantic wtf) so what are some common couple things jeno and yn might have 😁😁

this is making me think omg!!

every year on jeno’s birthday she gives him a really sexy strip tease and lap dance

sometimes they have other ways of expressing their love which isn’t ’i love you’ they love saying ‘i adore you’ or the best ‘i’m so proud of you’

they have a language only they can communicate in like they have signs for when they wanna leave the group cus they’re horny and wanna fuck

these ones are completely based off the sitcom ‘how i met your mother’ 😭😭 on one of their dates he stole a blue french horn for her and they still have it somewhere in her house LMAO

they share a very weird sense of humor lmao, whenever someone says something that sounds like a military rank, jeno and yn salute and repeat the rank eg ‘major problem’ and the group find it so unfunny like it pisses them off but jeno and yn spend minutes just giggling about it 😭😭

jeno always makes yn her comfort food (sushi) when she needs it like he’ll legit wake up at 3am to do it if he had to 🥹🥹

their use of “pause” during arguments, if their arguments get heated and tears are involved then they have this hidden rule where they can just shout “pause” and they put it on pause and then finish the conversation later 🥹 they have steamy sex in between lmao

they’re obviously opposite’s attract and they believe it makes them compatible, they believe in the olive theory, where jeno hates olives and yn loves them, it’s a little thing that they believe super seriously

[tulipsandcorgis]

Did you see the s3 clip...it's giving comedy show! Like wtf, 2 years for this piece of meh!

The showrunners thought they could overshadow Kathony's sizzling chemistry with this children's park love story!

watched it on mute, and omg it was unbearable. dialogue is cringe, eyes are soulless, the pauses between lines are way too long…. there’s not even a HINT of a spark there.

i would also say it “gives comedy show” but i’m pretty sure SNL and NBC sitcoms at their absolute worst could deliver something better than this. i’m gonna be watching (some of) this season illegally lol.

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Hi! I just wanted to share that I absolutely loved the headcanons (and the layout, I didn’t think it was messy at all). (I’ll share my thoughts about the headcanons in a separate ask).

I know that we’re both on the same page about Richard being really weird. I probably would’ve liked him more if they just made him some older man she met at the store or something and left it at that without making him her parent’s best friend. Monica and Chandler are also my favorite couple. (I’m so glad that Monica didn’t go back to Richard in the proposal episode). But I totally get your feelings about Rachel deserving better than Ross (She totally did. He lowkey sucked). I also saw this post about how Monica was the only geller that Rachel deserved and I completely agree. (I’m not sure if you ship Monica and Rachel or not).

Also, hi ⭐️ anon. Thanks for liking my email style in my asks. (I feel like it’s become a trademark of mine).

hey cd anon! (I'm guessing it's you anyway giving the style of the ask since you probably forgot to put your little emoji haha) and I'm so glad you enjoyed the headcanons, I really loved writing them 🥰

i absolutely agree with you on the richard thing, I think it would've been nice if the show had explored a relationship with monica and an older guy if he literally HADN'T BEEN HER PARENTS FRIEND WTF. and yeah I wasn't a fan of ross either 😒 he had his few good moments like when he bought phoebe the bike since she never had one as a child and he was kind of funny but overall he's definitely my least favorite friend of the group lmao. and yes I do ship monica and rachel!! I've always been of the opinion if monica had been a guy there probably would've been some kind of weird tv trope where rachel was "stuck choosing between two brothers" because sitcoms loveee reusing tropes but in general I just love their chemistry and I think they'd be so cute together 💕

[gyahyahyahayhahayahyahyahyahyaha]

had a dream cody rhodes or slme orher whire man wrestler .... r and his (ex?)wife(?) were sharing(they took my food and started splitting it up between the 3 of us. amd we were eating it over the sinks in the bathroom. one of us to a sink and each of then on one of my sides.

there was a wrestlung sjow where everyone (involved wirh the show) had a desk/table to sit n eat at wxcept for me and a few othersa. inwas hanging out with a friend who had a desk up front so i was just kinda standinf there behinf them. so all these tables were situated right around trh outside pf the ring in the arena in like a almost square like shape (the corners were not joined togethwr)

two rows of tables to each side of the ring. mynfriends table was on the front row. a bit in the middle and closer to the left side. the cameras and the host of the show (who kinda looked like one of those penn & teller guys; straifht, slicked back, black ponytail) were approachijg my general direction but they were on the row next/paralelle(?) to ours on the left side and i walked a bit into the part they would use to enter the soace btween the two rows inwas hanging out at to see if they were coming or to see if i could... dissuade them crom coming over. i was restless. some ppl were lookin at me like i was tryna hog the splotlight but yeah come to think of it why did u wlak into their potential path if you were tryna avoid their gaze.anwyas i walked back over to my friend and told them id be retreating for now. they were a bit sad but i think they were more or less understanding

the food was like small salmon fillets wand with noodles (nice thin n long ones... god i want some fat fucking pad thai noodles so bad rn wanna mix in some vermicelli somehow)n chicken. i got like the biggest piece o chicken out of everyone but when cody rhodes(?) and his exwife

(they were super sitcom levels of divorced here and inwas like the common link between them?????????????????????????? they kept convening with/at me at the same time to speak with me and give me things and when i took one from the other the other would visibly but subtly get upset and thrust something into my hands. )

fucked with my food but they took ALL OF IT and then gave me half of each of the portions they took. which i fuesss was alright since i had some fucking food back but damn!!!! i had like oractically no noodles left and like two mini fillets of salmon but the chicken was intact at least. i was happy to have food still but i was mad cuz like. wtf its so imbalanced now its like 91% chicken.7% salmon. 2%noodle . it looked so good (had a nice red-orangesauce)but i finally started to get to it after everyone left me alone and wa so excited to dig in. very shortly found out that a quite a few bits of the fish n chicken were just undercooked like just raw.

i looked up and could only say "what the fuck". think i started looking for a lighter or smthh after that.

oh and also after thiniing about it like almsot all day the cody rhodes-ish guy actually looked a bit closer to the guy that plays the deep in the boys or m,aybe resident evil 8?7? chris redfield. not exactly like him but something similae. one an only reason i said cody rhodes was because that was the first name that came to mind when intried describe his appearance the second i woke up. i still havent watched that show side from seeinf other ppl watxh it as im ossing by

[pilebunkers]

How do you have such 1000 IQ takes wtf... Are you secretly a Harvard graduate or something who likes writing fanfiction on the side?

No, I worked for my degree at a real school, and didn't buy it like ivy leaguers do. ;)

Thank you anon skskdhdidkdkd ;; I just read a lot of stuff. Watch a lot of stuff. Study a lot of stuff. Try to critically analyse the stuff I read/watch/etc. I promise I probably have 40 IQ takes about otome games or meiji era political dramas or medical sitcoms or other genres in which I am not very well read.

I think good headcanons work like this: you take tropes from genres you adore and mash them against other tropes and genres you adore. Write What You Know. I adore hard sci fi and materialist analysis and so that's where all my headcanons tend to go. Passion is both self evident and contagious; people can tell when you love something.

I admit, though, I have never managed to learn and be confident in writing military dramas. It makes me ache because I love those kinds of structures and stories. I feel like Steven King and westerns: forever cursed to yearn and dream within a genre I am absolutely shit at writing.

Sorry for soapboxing over what was probably meant to just be a quick compliment!! I hope one day we'll speak off anon, sweet anon.

[jojossweater]

As someone who saw How to Train Your Dragon in theatres 5 times, has Toothless tattooed on her thigh, and still sleeps with the httyd bed comforter, I'm fucking hyped about the live action.

And as someone who not but a week ago finished watching The Good Place for the 5th or 6th time, I was also pretty ecstatic about Michael Schur and Ted Danson's new little sitcom.

But I come onto this site and look for tags because I'm excited and all I find is you assholes bitching and whining "it's a money grab, it's an injustice to the original" "Where's Kristen Bell, wtf Schur actually wrote this?"

Just shut the fuck up. Shut. The. Fuck. Up

Shut the fuck up.

I'm sorry that this isn't the exact replica of the thing you love and hold dear, but it's not fucking supposed to be! Do you know they have the same director from the first movie doing HTTYD. Like, fuck, they got Gerard Butler!!! And you're all bitching, "it's gonna suck meh meh meh"

And The Good Place ended. It ended. It wasn't canceled. It ended perfectly the way Schur envisioned it. And so he wants to create something new with people he liked working with and you're all still fucking bitching about it.

This world is undeniably fucked. And there's few things that bring us all joy, and I'm tired of coming on here looking to share my joy and just finding you whiners bitching because something new isn't the new thing you wanted.

Why can't you use your energy to bitch about fun things that weren't given a chance like Kaos or Dead Boy Detectives or why sequels to movies that were supposed to happen and should've happened never did.

Yes, I understand I'm also bitching right now, but it's just because I'm tired and want you all to shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things without you being pretentious cunts about it.