#wtf kutner

[yanzinator]

wtf

[twofacedtitan]

What is the fever dream of HouseMD S4 episodes 12 and 13??? Cutthroat bitch and Wilson? CB and house playing mommy and daddy for Wilson, and he is living every minute? Wilson and Kutner sharing chips while Amber and House have a showdown mediated by Cuddy?

WTF?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Im in tears, this is hilarious

[ace-with--a-mace]

houses head wilsons heart crushed me wtf doctors...

[sarahwatchesthings]

"Lawrence loved blowing things up" so he blew up the storyline.

[springbreak-ibelieveinyou]

accidentally saw a spoiler about kutner dying last night and then today watched the episode where he died

had no idea that was gonna happen so soon wtf

[keeper-of-keys]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KUTNER DIES VIA SUICIDE?! HELLO ABSOLUTELY NOT THAT WAS MY SUNSHINE BOY! WTF WTF WTF???!??

[stevemcqueencheese]

So I'm watching the horror movie Smile, and decide to browse the house tag cuz I gotta fill up my queue, and 5 minutes in I hear this familiar voice and I'm like wait wtf-

And I look to the screen and it's FUCKING KUTNER WHAT

[trannyricksanchez]

WTF. WATCHING THE FIRST SMILE MOVIE WHAT IS KUTNER DOING HERE ??????

[g-reenmari]

Chase: Ok, you're new here so let me give you some advices.

Chase: If House is being difficult you call Wilson. If House is stuck with a case you call Wilson. If House is grumpier-meanier than usual you call Wilson. If House is doing something illegal you call Wilson. If House is acting suspicious you call Wilson, understood?

New Ducklings nodding before Chase leaves.

Taub: Wow, that Wilson fella sounds pretty tough.

Kutner: Yeah, if he can manage House, bet he is hell turned man.

Wilson being Wilson entering to the office surrounded by an angelical halo: Oh sorry, thought House was here...by the way, I'm Dr. Wilson, it's a pleasure to meet all of you. ✨

Thirteen: Wtf?

[brisingr-sword]

man i knew kutner died at the end of season 5 but i thought i had all the way until the end. i thought i had more time with my dorky sweet guy. wtf.

[all-pacas]

Can we get an update on the time travel fic? How do you see possible chase-cameron interactions post break up?

Mutual avoidance, mostly, plus Chase doing his S6 development two years too early. And then he gets shot!

I'm growing increasingly unhappy with how I wrote the story so far and I don't know if I have the energy to rewrite or if I should just try to ignore it and press on. So in that light, here's a very rough version of my outline for anyone interested! Spoilers I guess!!

Next chapter: Cameron finally connects with Amber, but Amber basically blows her off because she can absolutely tell Cameron has Ulterior Motives, Cameron can't say I time traveled , it all goes really poorly… and the chapter ends with the news of the bus accident.

Cameron is able to identify Amber as missing/injured in the other hospital right away. Ultimately this makes no difference and Amber still dies. She is incredibly shaken by this; she really thought she could do this, fix everything just by force of will.

Ends up telling Kutner the truth about the time travel. He's like. Super into it. She doesn't tell him he's dead in her future, she tells him all about the Amber situation though and about Dibala (as a reason why she dumped Chase). (Kutner is like "wait, you're blaming him for something he won't do for two years?" and she's like… :| yes)

Meanwhile, Chase is retreating to his Safe Space, Diagnostics. He's the main victim of the butterfly effect, and Cameron isn't noticing. In the background there are little things. He's in diagnostics more. She sees him and 13 grabbing lunch. Cameron writes all this off.

She's trying to help House and Wilson repair their friendship because she feels like shit about the Amber thing, and befriending Kutner at the same time, because she cannot fail again. The latter goes great. The former goes terribly because House absolutely knows something is going on with Cameron but obviously is not going to guess time travel. Her meddling basically screws things up more.

When The Itch happens she is able to instantly diagnose the guy, since she was super involved in that case.

Last Resort happens. Chase has been knocked off his timeline; he gets taken hostage along with House and 13, and gets shot by the gunman. He's okay, but this triggers just a total despair event from Cameron; she wasn't paying attention to changes she caused, she doesn't know what she's doing, she keeps failing, this whole thing sucks. She likes Kutner but feels like she can't open up to him all the way because she hasn't told him you're due to die, she feels like she almost got Chase killed, just, total collapse.

Apologizes to Chase (who is like… wtf, we haven't spoken in months and this was not your fault). She ends up telling him the whole truth too and he's kind of into it and she's like listen I just need a friend right now?? Everything sucks??? How do I fix things???

Chase is like "you…………don't??? Stop obsessing over every goddamn detail and acting like you know best. I could have told you this months ago if you didn't dump me btw."

Cameron tells Kutner the truth. He's like oh, hmm, yeah, that checks out. IDK I don't feel like offing myself right now. I can keep you posted I guess?

That's basically the end of the story it's a metaphor for you can't control everything.

Flash forward to the day of House's funeral in the original timeline. Things are different. Cuddy is still around, she and House didn't date; she's grooming Foreman to take over for her (Cameron's "idea"). Kutner is alive! He and Park are besties. Going out???? Wilson still has cancer but it was caught earlier and chemo isn't going great but he probably has a couple years, not a couple months. They're all at, not House's funeral, but some other hospital event. Maybe Cameron and Chase are dating casually, but if so it's a New Relationship. Cameron finally tells House the truth and he tells her her fixing everything idea was stupid. She tells him about his funeral and he's like I bet I faked my death. The end.

[soobiesworld]

NOT KUTNER NOOO WTF NOOO OMG JUST IN THE MIDDLE TOO???? IM SO WHAT

[thepandalion]

anyways so last week we finished season 4 of house md

I can admit to crying in those final episodes

Also this kinda ruined my werewolf au. Because now my babies are fighting and I can't quite reconcile that with what I have of my au.

So. Multiple ideas:

Amber is a vampire. She survives, but when Wilson decides that her miraculous recovery means he should tell her that he's a werewolf, she reveals that actually vampires and werewolves don't go well together for dating (which uhh. Is a bit of a problem bc I'm pretty sure there's a bit where they think cuddy wants to date wilson and wwwau cuddy is also a vampire). So she breaks up with him and is still alive and they're just broken up

Amber still dies. Wilson forgives house faster than canon bc while he was about to let Amber in on werewolf stuff he didn't yet, so she's not pack while house IS pack, so I'm just ignoring all those parts of s5 for the sake of my boys and nothing else

Amber dies but now she's been pack?? House is also upset because they've now both been Wilson's people and while he might not have liked Amber he respected the fact thay wilson did and sorta respected Amber as a person too. They're not mad at each other but still get time apart. Wilson has a character arc where he goes to meet some wolves in the forest and tells them about how one of his humans got another one killed and effectively does werewolf therapy with this older werewolf (who will later come in and find human wilson because in this version good things can't happen and older werewolf has cancer and is dying). House would come up to wilson in that period when Wilson left in canon and go "I get it if u don't wanna be pack anymore and go be with other wolves in the forest like uve been doing for months now - yeah I know abt that btw" and wilson would just. Break. Bc wtf do you mean "don't wanna be pack" of course he still wants to be pack. He just needs time alone for a sec.

A universe where season 4 happened but Amber and Wilson aren't dating. Still got the new fellows but wilson is still woefully single and Amber goes to work at like. Mercy or something. Idc. Just means she doesn't die. But house might :3 because the bus very much did still crash in this version

Just. Ignore season 4 entirely. Didn't happen cannot touch me. Foreman did quit and idk maybe cameron too. Chase didn't really get fired so much so as he got promoted. He's got a small office near wilsons and he runs the magical medicine department where they treat magic people, which includes werewolves and vampires but also like. Just people practicing magic. Because chase is one of those in this au. He eats rocks and I do have a case in mind where a seer running a magical ingredients shop gets saved by him and she gives him some really cool stuff to do magic with and after that it becomes custom for patients to hand in small magical artifacts to their doctors if they're treated by the magic ppl. One of those patients accidentally fuels chases addiction to eating shiny rocks. There's a silly intervention. Anyways there's gonna be new fellows to replace those three and they might be the same fellows but also maybe not. Because I'm not sure if foreman can keep his job at mercy this time around. So I can have taub replace him in the sceptic position (but this time with the mild spicy interest of "well ok, say that vampires exist. Why do we believe our patient is one just because they say so? Everyone lies after all" and stuff). Thirteen is gonna be. Some type of creature probably. So's kutner but his vibes are just murky enough that I'm stuck in the like ??? Phase of "is he magic or just neurodiverse"

Help. Legit cannot decide between these

[lelyssaa]

bro i just saw that house cast obituary letters post wtf what are you talking abt why yall actin like kutner died .. what do you mean kutner’s depression what youre literally lying thats not real and this is all a hypothetical

stop im closing tumblr now no one say anything i dont want to see no “i have bad news for you”

GOOD NIGHT

[notanormalenjoyer]

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DID KUTNER OFFED HIMSELF

WHERE DID THAG COME FROM WTF

[dasloddl]

KUTNER WTF????