#yapper yapping

[hatsbuckets]

This is such a good strategy! Especially if you put away your phone or any distraction too.

If you want to be super scary motivated during your 15 mins:

There's a completely free site recommended to me by my rhetoric professor called The Most Dangerous Writing App where if you stop writing for too long during your selected time, it will delete everything you've written. If you stop, the page will begin to blur and then literally stop and nothing is saved.

But if you write the whole time, it will save and let you copy/past or export your work.

You can choose a word count or a time from 3mins to 60mins.

I use it when I literally just need to move a plot forward (beating writers block) or want to warm up with one of their prompts.

Here's what it looks like (I'm on mobile rn)

Not sponsored. I just like sharing resources and this is a fun one my professor introduced to me.

Link again

disclaimer tho ig: the company or website or whatever Squibler does have an AI help thing on a different part of the site, but it's optional and from what I've heard not even that good lol. It's still "new" and idk how much it's used or what's been published with it, but. I do know that the most dangerous writing app won't use your writing and stuff to train the AI stuff so.

But yk. I've recently been iffy too about using it bc of the changes and AI stuff so yeah. Hard to use a site that straight up has something like this (the mdwa) where my brain has to work and kick ass VS. literally an AI "I'll do it for you, no brain required" tool. But that's up to you. But eh

Writing Motivation

The 15 Minute Rule

Set a timer for 15 minutes (or however long you want) and then write. Do not stop. Don't edit or delete anything. Don't hesitate. These 15 minutes are just for you and your writing. Afterwards, you can leave the work as it is, delete it, or edit it. You can either move forward with it or move on from it. But for these 15 minutes, get it all out of your system.

[hatsbuckets]

I need him. I need him in the morning, I need him at night, I need him under the table, over the moon, across the multiverse and through the goddamn wormhole. I need him sideways in a Denny’s parking lot and emotionally in a Jane Austen novel. I need him in the rain, in the trenches, during a solar eclipse and while standing in line at CVS. I need him alphabetically, chronologically, and metaphysically. I need him in every AU and every fucked-up soulmate trope. I need him when the Wi-Fi is down. I need him like an ancient curse I read out loud in a forbidden library.

I need him like my rent depends on it. Like my ancestors demand it. Like God will fucking strike me down if I don’t get to touch his fucking face. I need him in a 200k slow burn fanfic and in a 5-minute smutty one-shot written at 3am by someone emotionally unstable. I need him wrapped around me like a weighted blanket. I need him on my “do not resuscitate” order. I need him carved into the moon and playing on loop in my dreams.

I need him carnally, biblically, unreasonably. I need him in ways that violate the Geneva Convention. I need him like my spine needs realignment and he’s the only chiropractor in town. I need him like a Victorian man needs to die of consumption in a cold garden with my name on his lips.

Over, under, backwards, sideways, raw and hard.

I NEED HIM. 👹👹

[kkerosnes]

anwaysyyy why did i get so many notifs bffr i’m not that cool 😭🙏

[goofygubegubler]

Guys do I curse to much for this platform?

[barkbarkyapyap]

Thinking about the bat family doing normal family shit and it’s just a painful reminder that they are still human people and humans are kinda silly.

Like

They go ice skating and Jason, 6ft and 225 pound, the Red Hood, is comically bad at ice skating. One foot on the ice and he’s on his back with his feet in the air like a cartoon.

And he denies it the whole time but his legs shake and he clings to the wall with white knuckles while muttering curses like he’s trying to spell his feet to work.

And Dick is just great with all his balance and figure skating stupid fucking acrobat bastard-

Or they decide to go see a movie as a family. It’s a horror movie, and they assume everyone will be fine because they see enough horror in their daily life.

And normally they would be, but this is a slasher. So it’s all suspense and jumpscares and gore. And Tim, Tim who loves psychological thrillers and can see movie endings coming from miles away, is suddenly clinging to Dick’s arm as subtly as possible because every scare has him tensing and trying not to yelp.

Or they go out to a carnival, with rollercoasters and bad food and worse games to win dumb prizes. They’re walking around, splitting up to do various activities, and Dick and Damian comes up to Bruce and asks him to go home.

Why? Because Dick drank too much soda, he refuses to use the bathrooms. He has an irrational fear of outhouses. And Damian saw one of the mascots walking around, a man in some kind of shitty lion suit with a vest, and is convinced the lion suited man is going to get him. (Bruce does take them home, but Jason teases them the whole way.)

Just silly things that show how they are people beneath the masks.

Love it.

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

Love TimBernKon bc usually ships have opposing dynamics but with those guys it’s just

[tremendously-crazy]

i was supposed to be cool and mysterious like sherlock holmes but instead I can't stop yapping about anything and everything that interests me in the slightest. like sherlock holmes

[martitheevans]

Anxiety is sort of like when you're walking around in Skyrim and the fight music starts playing out of nowhere and you have no idea why but now you're on edge except that feeling is constantly

[deswhomst]

regulus didn’t speak much but not because he didn’t want to. he just didn’t know how to. what the right thing to say would be, how he will be perceived, etc.

james spoke too much but not because he wanted to. he just felt the need to do so because he could never be at ease when he was quiet. he had to be louder than whatever went on in his head.

but when james and regulus were together, regulus would talk for hours on end and james would finally be able to relax and just listen.

[pessimiavium]

☆Cuteguy Sketch Page☆

Currently trying to drag myself out of an art block-- also it's Valentine's day!!

[zenniefox]

bed yapper

Despite a muzzle that continuously flaps, Whiskey remains enamored by his endearing gangster lover.

[hatsbuckets]

More farmer fun facts:

If a farmer/rancher calls 911 for help... THINGS ARE FUCKED.

Farmers are generally, "ah it'll be fine/rub some dirt on it/walk it off/got work to do" types. So they literally will like not get a doctor for anything that doesn't immediately prevent them from finishing the day's tasks.

I've known older adults who lost fingers, broke arms and legs, and got generally fucked by farm equipment and waited until the next day to drive themselves to the hospital.

Heard one story about a guy who had broken like his femur or some shit out in his field and crawled his way back to his house, got a water, and called 911 with something like

"I don't wanna bother y'all, I know you're busy, I just don't think I'm gonna make it up on my own."

And first responders know that farm calls will always be wild.

N e way, first responder x stubborn rancher anyone?

[peachrtistic]

hi guys, little sketchie! not much art recently cus i'm a bit swarmed w other things ;{

[nezierf]

arcane spoilers (s2ep09) incoming

so ive seen people talk about this scene, particularly about how jayce accepts viktors touch even when he knows its coming and could potentially dodge it/counter it with the hammer

from what ive read mostly people talk about how much affection (ha) and trust jayce puts in viktor, and personally i also think its because he saw the future and knows its the only way to reach him

if he wants to save him, save piltover he must strip away all the walls viktor has built around himself and his emotions, and thus jayce needs to be let into the hive mind where he can talk to actual viktor and not herald (also parallels to that scene when he shoots him, someone said he didnt let viktor utter a word because he knew he would convince him THEY ARE SO WEAK FOR EACH OTHER MY GOD)

but thats not what i wanted to talk about!! going back to the beginning of that scene on the rooftop

doesnt this seem awfully similar to the medieval coronation ceremony?

jayce is kneeling surrounded by followers/past inhabitants of zaun/piltover, during medieval coronation ceremonies it was a priest who would bestow the crown upon the future king. moreover, coronation was often considered a religious rite because of how rulers and deities were closely tied (different cultures would believe in different versions of this, that their ruler was chosen by gods or perhaps their descendant/vessel).

we already joke how viktor became god/jesus/deity/eldritch cosmic being etc, we also know despite everything he still holds strong feelings towards jayce (damn hypocrite) and views him differently than the others

so it would make sense he would wish to personally "introduce" jayce to his hive mind cult

notice how when jayce got to the roof NONE of the marionettes/machines tried to get to him asap unlike they do with others

no, this is a ceremony performed by their god who is choosing the one closest to him, demonstrating to the world how he wishes jayce to be the ruler of his glorious evolution

viktor places his fingers on him gently and carefully, while when they were fighting in the councils room he was ready to force his touch when jayce initially rejected his proposal (always trying to make jayce understand his perspective)

and jayce accepts it with so much serenity and solemnity that in that moment reminded me strongly of aragorn in lotr

a true king in the eyes of the one coronating them

also his unique fingerprints make me think of a crown/circlet every single time i see them and thats why i wrote all of this

i love all things related to medieval knighthood/royalty so this whole interaction has been boiling in my head until it spilled over, you are welcome

[importantpeachfury]

If this post gets

1000

notes I wont do my 30hr fast 😛😛 (with rixx)

[sodapopper]

Soda is that teenager who follows his mom around the house yapping and perches on the end of her bed at unholy hours of the night, still yapping.

Except it’s Darry. Darry is mom. It’s 3 AM, Darry has the covers pulled over his head, and Soda is still standing in the corner yapping about his day.