#you can both get married and adopt jimmy!

[sarksarkos]

Super-Friends '58: Massive Air Quotes Around "Girl Friend"

This is the first issue of Superman's Girl Friend (two words!) Lois Lane. I've never particularly liked this comic. But this comic was once the third most popular comic in the country, so what the fuck do I know? Welcome to the Gutters.

The Lois Lane comics are a fascinating study of perhaps one of the most unhealthy relationships in all of comics. I'm not entirely sure how much the creators intended this. The general dynamic of these stories are Lois Lane going out for the big scoop, or trying to woo Superman, and being taught a lesson for it, usually by Superman. Whatever she's trying to do, Superman always has to stick his nose in it, and he's presented as right to do it because he's the Superb Man.

(I want it to be known, I'm on Lois's side. If I make a criticism, I want it understood that it's aimed at the creators and not the characters. Doyle is in my sights, not Watson.)

SMGFLL uses the anthology format that all the Superman books at this time were using. Since this is the first issue, I want to briefly look at all three stories, helpfully summed up by their first pages.

Our first story is about Lois Lane disguising herself as a snooty french movie star named Lois LaFlamme, in order to get an interview with a reclusive ambassador. Her disguise is little more than a wig and a bad accent and it's enough to fool even LaFlamme's close associates, because everybody has the same face. It's the same thing that Superman uses to disguise himself as Bruce Wayne, so I'll let that slide.

Superman figures out what Lois is up to and decides to, and I quote, "teach her a lesson" for what she's doing, by getting into a duel with one of LaFlamme's suitors and accidentally getting him killed when his own bullet ricochet's off Superman's pecs of steel. However, the other man was secretly Jimmy Olsen in another perfect disguise, and he thought it would be a fun prank on Lois to make her watch a man die.

Our second story sees Lois decide to become a short order cook in a diner, advertising super-meals fit for Superman. And I'll give it to her, this actually works. Superman is excited to show up, he helps out in the kitchen when the orders get too high, and he's otherwise very supportive of her efforts. Unfortunately, because of various super-stunts, he never manages to actually eat her food. That steak you see there got burned when Superman himself X-rayed the oven and completely nuked it.

This one actually has a pretty wholesome ending. First, Clark Kent goes in to eat and tells Lois how much he loves her pie. Then, Superman comes back and orders some alphabet soup, as an excuse to wipe Clark's fingerprints off the silverware. Superman has to dash off to stop a disaster, but leaves a message in his soup "I LOVE YOU" spelled out with noodles.

Finally, the title story, where Lois Lane supposedly becomes a witch. I don't even know what to say with this one. The premise is that Lois is apparently cursed to become a witch when the sun goes down. The actual reason is that she was sprayed with a dose of aging potion that only activates when the sun goes down. This is what we call a Voodoo Shark, which is an explanation that makes less sense than the thing it's trying to explain away.

So yeah, Lois is not a magical witch. But she thinks she is. And Superman uses his powers to help convince her that she's a witch because, and I quote, "if she finds out suddenly she is not a witch, it would be a double mental shock! She might never recover!" Superman just goes along with that.

So, the reason I don't much care for these stories is that there's a mismatch between the character and the plot. Lois is a very active character, she is always going for the scoop and getting into trouble. Sometimes, she gets too far in and needs Superman to help. Her own stories should be where she gets to shine and show how she can be the hero of her own life. This doesn't feel like that at all. It just feels like stories where things happen to Lois and she is just buoyed along with it until Superman resolves things.

For comparison, let's look at a Jimmy Olsen story, "The E-L-A-S-T-I-C Lad" from Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #31. This story starts a trend of Jimmy getting stretchy powers, which is second in fame only to Jimmy becoming a giant fire-breathing turtle. On the surface, this follows a similar plot. Jimmy Olsen gets doused with a mysterious liquid that turns him into a stretchy boy. This is somewhere between Plastic Man and Elongated Man in the timeline.

Jimmy Olsen is embarrassed by his freaky powers and runs away to join the circus. A bunch of crooks recruit him to their gang under the pretense of helping him find an antidote for his condition. With his powers, he causes a lot of trouble for Superman, but manages to keep afoul of them. The final crime leads Jimmy to accidentally steal a lump of Kryptonite, putting Superman at the crook's mercy.

In the end, though, Jimmy Olsen is the one who uses his powers to save Superman. He goes from a freak to a hero, and his powers disappear as quickly as they left. The difference is slight, but significant: Jimmy is clearly the protagonist and Superman is largely reacting to him. He's not masterminding the story from behind the scenes or...

You know what, that's not being fair. There's lots of stories where Superman is an absolute dick to Jimmy Olsen, too. Let's look at one.

This is Jimmy Olsen issue #30, the immediate previous issue. You've all seen this one. It's Superdickery made manifest. It's fairly accurate to what happens in the story, too. Superman finds out that Jimmy is an orphan, and he offers to adopt him on a trial period. It is actually pretty sweet for a while. They go to the father-son picnic, Superman rents a house for them, they call each other 'dad' and 'son'. Superman even promises to reveal his secret identity if the trial period goes well and he adopts Jimmy for reals.

It all goes sour once Superman takes Jimmy to the Fortress of Solitude, however. In the middle of their visit, Superman snaps at Jimmy and begins acting like a complete asshole dad. He ignores him, he makes him do pointless chores, and he accuses Jimmy of trying to break into his secret identity. The robe scene from the cover plays out exactly as depicted on the cover. That's the last straw, and Jimmy demands that the courts annul the adoption.

But then, the plot twist is that Superman was acting like a Superdick because, during their visit to the fortress, his *sigh* "electronic oracle" told him that he would destroy his own son. The only way to get around that was to un-adopt Jimmy. As an aside, there are a lot of plots that have seemingly infallible computers giving these vague predictions. They had so much faith in their electronic lying machines.

Anyway, Jimmy realizes that the computer wasn't talking about Superman's son, it meant Superman's sun, as in, an artificial star he built in a distant galaxy. This, of course, turns out to be absolutely correct. They could have stayed father and son if Superman had just explained himself.

I guess what I don't like about these stories is that Superman never bothers to explain things to these people that are supposedly his friends. I can excuse the secret identity thing, that's a convention of the genre. But Superman seems to think that just telling Lois she's not a witch or telling Jimmy that his computer scared him is going to cause more harm than if he gaslights them to the point of emotional trauma.

I guess too, the Lois Lane comics rub me more the wrong way because Jimmy is a very sidekick-coded character, and the stories treat him like that. He and Superman are very clearly pals, despite all the mental anguish. Lois is a protagonist-coded character, or at least the deuteragonist, but she's not treated like that. She's certainly not treated like Superman's girlfriend. There's times when Superman would do anything to avoid her, and the most he can do to show affection is a message in a bowl of soup. That to me feels like a markedly worse premise for a story.

I don't know. This post is open for people to absolutely destroy me in the comics. Coming up ...finally... SHE arrives. Until next time!

[lycanlupins]

SFW Alphabet - Jimmy Darling

Warnings: None

AN: holy shit its been so long since i’ve written for the evan characters, sorry if its ooc but i missed this guy ♥️

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He’s very physically affectionate! He’ll hold his partner whenever he can, rub the back of their hand with his thumb, anything he can do to constantly be touching them.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He would probably be wary at first if they weren’t a “freak”, but he would soon seen them at every show or nearly every show and start to chat them up a bit. He knows they don’t treat him any different and he’d probably let his guard down.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

BIG cuddler! He likes to spoon or cradle his person for sure. He’d probably give little back rubs or soft kisses on their temple/top of the head.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He’s so domestic its actually probably annoying to everyone else. He wants to settle down, have kids, live the “american dream” life. Even if he adopts the kids, he wants the whole white picket fence and golden retriever vibes.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would tell them gently but firmly. He knows its for the best, what with everyone in any town hating him for the way he looks, and maybe he knew that his partner wouldn’t have thrived living with the rest of them.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He’s down for commitment 100%. He’d probably take some convincing but about half a year at the very most would be how fast he’d get engaged, he’s an old school kind of guy. He sees something he likes and he’s gonna make sure he keeps it close by.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He pretends to be a hard ass but he’s really a softie. He wants to be loved and held and coddled just as much as he loves to do that for others.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He’s got a solid hug for sure. Probably warm and inviting but also one that shows he’s a safe space and a protector.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He’d say it so fast if he were drunk. Give him a bottle and he’d tell his partner after a few weeks of dating, but sober it might take him a month or two. He wants to make sure his partner is the one.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Big jealous man alert!! He’s one to hold his partner extra tight to him or kiss them around someone he’s a wee bit cautious of. He gets extremely jealous around people without a deformity flirting with his partner.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

They range from soft and sweet to passionate and hungry, but mostly they lie somewhere in between. He likes to kiss his partners hand a lot but he absolutely melts when his partner does the same for him. Especially when he’s feeling anxious, a soft kiss to his palm will soothe him immediately.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He’s good around children and wants them in the future, at least 2 to start, maybe 3-4 at the most.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Usually he’s up early doing physically intensive work but sometimes he likes to sleep in and hold his partner in the soft morning light.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Usually watching TV if he has one, if not he likes to relax with the radio quietly playing in the background and his partner by his side with cold beer in his hand.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He’s not an open book by any means. He’s cautious for a reason but after a few months he’ll probably start to open up emotionally. He won’t trauma dump immediately but you’ll learn a lot very quickly once he’s comfortable.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He’s not super patient, he has a quick temper and he’ll make sure he gets his point across whether the person likes it or not.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He takes in details super easily so he’d remember everything his partner tells him. He’d remember their favorite flower, favorite book, anything that makes them smile he would be sure to take note of.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favorite moment is probably meeting his partner. He would remember every detail of their outfit, if they were wearing makeup, what style their hair was in, he’d reminisce on every detail of that day when he’s feeling sad.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He would die or kill for his partner no questions asked. He puts his money where his mouth is but doesn’t expect the same out of his partner, he just wants to be sure they know he loves them through and through.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He puts in a lot of effort, mostly physical labor, to make sure everything is perfect. He likes to work with his hands to show his love. Whether that be making something for his partner or driving them anywhere without letting them lift a finger, he wants to be sure they’re taken care of.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

His drinking habits he picked up are bad for a while. He also has an awful temper and he’s stubborn. So very stubborn.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He knows he’s hot so he keeps up with it a little but really he just goes about his day without paying any mind to it.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He would feel so incomplete without his partner once he has them. Its like he’s missing half of himself without them around.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He’s a sleep talker! Especially when he’s only half asleep or just barely fell asleep, he’d probably whisper cute or incoherent things to his partner which would make them giggle.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Someone who’s a sloppy drunk. He’s dealt with it enough from his own bloodline, he doesn’t need to add any more of it to his life.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He sleeps sprawled out on his mattress unless he’s with his partner, then it can go either way with his partner curled up in his arms or laying on top of him with his arms wrapped around them.

[alanaartdream]

Adding some more sketches /drawings to my fairly odd parents Jimmy Timmy power hour Nicktoons unite fairy Timmy ideas

Now I love just LOVE everyone else au ideas of what happen to Timmy Turner before Fairly odd parents a wish happened and where he might turn up in a new wish series

So far not many are adding in the Jimmy Tommy power hour series/ episodes and the nicktoons unite games into those au so I’ve been playing that into my au ideas of Fairy Timmy

(( you can all ask questions about my ideas if you like I don’t mind; I’m just busy with work/ life as well but don’t mind answering questions about this au; I might even draw something if I have the time (can ask about other interests I have I don’t mind that either)

Anyway a lot seem to think Dev is like Timmy and that well Peri could adopt Him like Wanda and Cosmo can with Timmy and well like how butch use to leave a lot of plot holes in the original fairly odd parents series there are a few plot holes I can see with this ( I mean it be great if peri could do that for Dev but well Dev a totally different kid to Timmy) for starters Timmy never ever wanted to rule over everyone at heart Timmy was a kid who just wanted to be loved and liked ( if you wanted to be friends with him and hang out play games/ watch movies and read comics heck even go on world saving adventures with him he’d LoVe that and think you were the coolest just for doing that (heck Timmy would of loved anime manga my hero academia and delicious in dungeon because those 2 have things like adventures heroes and making friends along the way he’s not interested in controlling everyone or having them worship the very grown he walks on nah that’s not what Timmy wants he wants people to appreciate love and want to hang out with him) Timmy would be friends with Hazel in a heart beat; heck man in one of Jimmy Timmy power hour episodes Jimmy was surprised that Timmy was happy to hang out with him even though at the time they were both interested in Cindy even though he finds Jimmy to be a nerd he still likes to honestly hang out with Jimmy ( and even through his friends Chester and AJ ignore him first Timmy still willing to say sorry for ignoring them; heck man Jimmy a better friend to Timmy than AJ and Chester have been like sometimes you wonder why Timmy wants to be friends with them; they’ve jilted him quite a few episodes heck not once did they try to make him feel better over all the crap Cocker or Vicky put him through (they just ignore all of the crap Timmy going through)

Only ones who truly appreciated and loved Timmy are the fairies so I can totally see him siding with fairies over Pixies & anti fairies and it would be so easy for him to let go of his human life because with his parents neglecting him/ the abuse from Vicky cocker and bullying he had to go through annndd his so called friends not really caring what happens to him unless they needed something from him? Yeah can totally see him going to live with the fairies and becoming a fairy for the rest of his life and never going back

Also don’t see Timmy growing up to be mean under his birth parents more like one of those people who cannot help try to people please everyone event though it sometimes hurts him because with friends/ family he had only seem interested in him unless he can do something to please them and the only one who truly liked him was Tootie so probably be married or dating her like he’d see she was only true friend and they both hate Vicky so probably move away from her to get some peace and quiet; toothie would make him get therapy to deal with abuse he suffer as a kid because she’d understand; so she’s likely to work with children and Timmy would likely be a lawyer/ work with children as well

In my au Timmy becomes a fairy and grows up a fairy under Wanda and Cosmo care (as well as all the fairies looking out for him)

He’s been fairy world’s hero from when he was just a godkid; he would help with the Da Rules book but also handle lawyers cases with kids and even keep on saving fairy world and universe with the nicktoons untie gang

Fairy world would trust the nicktoons unite gang for sure

Now dev he wants control he wants people to worship him so he can get his dad’s approval/attention; he doesn’t care who he has to step on to get there as long as he gets what he wants; he doesn’t care about being friends with others as much as Timmy AND Hazel do; it’s not until he realises that he’s never going get his dad’s love that he realises he’s been aweful and that to make friends you cannot step on everyone and force them to worship you to get people to like you

Jimmy and the nicktoons unite gang would be pissed off at this kid while Timmy feels sorry for him

And peri couldn’t adopt Dev though he’s still very inexperienced when dealing with children who need help (dev his first god kid and he’s fresh out fairy god parents training so he’s trying to do everything right by the book because he’s so new at it he’s soo not ready to be a full time father just yet; best he can be for Dev is his babysitter/ godparents)

Wanda & Cosmo have had soo soo many God kids before they got Timmy (and a lot of their past god kids use to abuse their magic to cause a great many wrongs; heck one even started one of the big world wars) love fell in Love with Timmy and just love how creative Timmy’s wishes are and they understood fully that most of the time Timmy’s wishes were a reflection of all the abuse; neglect and abandoning Timmy had to go through; they Had to take over being his parents because his birth parents they killed every plant under their own care (and every time Tommy went to camp and left pets in their care they killed it; also Tommy got gaslighted into saying sorry to all the zombie version of those pets when he wish for everything to live in his parents garden because his parents keep killing the garden when his parents were the ones who killed the pets and said the pets run away)

At this point I think Wanda Cosmo; heck even Jorginho acknowledges to all fairy kind that Timmy’s birth parents are not fit to raise kids (thank goodness they only had one; if they had any others Timmy would’ve had to step in and care for them so his parents wouldn’t end up killing them as well ) also Timmy seeing how sad Wanda and cosmo couldn’t even have a kid of their own thus why they became god parents together in the 1st place wishes Poof/peri into existence for them and how couldn’t they fall even more in love with this kid Timmy for giving them something they never could have before? At that point Timmy was particularly family so yeah they just couldn’t let him keep suffering anymore so would fairy adopt him and take him away

Also to add in some more happiness I believe Jimmy would love Hazel being they both love to study rocks ( fairy Timmy would find that adorable watching them talking about rocks)

The nicktoons unite gang would love her too being as she’s quite a imaginative sweet kid (a bit more mature than Timmy was though so all of them try to let her be a kid around them feeling like she’s probably made to be too grown up around her parents and not let to be just a kid too often)

Also my fairy of Felicity being the as she’s an art fairy would probably love to try to draw paint Hazel being as it’s not often she gets to draw people with curly hair

[fleouriarts]

time for a jamie and co LORE POST!!!! here's them with their (immediate) families. all the actual lore and such below

JAMIE: only child with a single mom. since furries in this universe can only have kids within their taxonomic families, adoption is really common among smaller families like prionodontidae. however jamie's mom erica really wanted a bio kid, so she ended up marrying another linsang who she liked... well enough, but not that much. they get divorced when jamie's a little kid. she had jamie at an older age; by the time he's in college her markings have already started greying, which is why she looks a little dull next to him. nowadays she works as a teacher and she loves her son vewy much :3

SANTIAGO: santiago is the only one in the main cast with different species parents. cross-species kids are just the species of either parent with a 50/50 chance cus i don't feel like dealing with hybrids... HOWEVER sometimes genetic fuckshit happens. because of said genetic fuckshit, santiago grew to a cow size instead of a sheep size. i couldn't fit all the family relations shit on the actual image but emilio is santiago's OLDER brother (hes 25) but people always assume hes younger because santiago is a giant. magnolia and amapola are twins and both 8. mariana is either a teacher or a librarian (haven't figured it out yet) but she used to paint when she had more free time which is how santiago got interested in painting and eventually went into fine arts. jorge is a plumber and emilio is a graphic designer. santiago is the first in the family to leave their hometown (key west) for a degree (emilio went to a local college) and his mom + sisters were SOOOOOOOOOO SAD so he comes home to visit as often as he can. also since he is in family bovidae he has several cousins/aunts and uncles/etc that are different species. all i know for sure is that one of them lives near jamie and co's college and is some sort of antelope (leaning towards bongo bc i like them). also using this poast to announce that i changed santiagos outfit here is his new cute flowers and bees sweater look

JOHNNY: her family works on a chicken (and other assorted birds) farm, the chickens are for both eggs and meat while the other birds are just for eggs. this is actually a common set-up in the dorian furryverse, it's hard to farm livestock as a carnivore (because all the livestock are deathly afraid of you) so herbivores usually do the job even if they can't actually eat what they farm. johnny's parents are sorta "confused but got the spirit" about her being a butch lesbian. jimmy is an ass about it but he gets better. shoutout to this horse color calculator for helping me figure out which coat colors were plausible for them

NULL: null has an older brother and does not talk to their parents. sakichi is six years older than null and they were never very close; their parents treated sakichi as the "successful" child and null as the "problem" child. they're also quite conservative. null realized they were agender in high school but stayed closeted at home, they planned to come out to their parents immediately once they got to college and were able to support themselves. something happens that instead makes them come out a few days after their graduation and they get kicked out. null doesn't know where to go and ends up living at johnny's farm for the summer before college (sakichi lives far away doing some tech job and so can't take them in). the clantons are basically null's family at this point. once null legally changes their name they remove their last name entirely (it probably says X on their documents just cus there has to be SOMETHING there). sakichi and null see each other very occasionally, and sakichi still talks to their parents, but only when absolutely necessary. it's not malicious, he'd just feel too guilty cutting himself off from them completely

ARGYLE: argyle is an only child with well-off parents, his mom is a lawyer and his dad is a quirky ancient history professor. his parents are like EXTREMELY doting so they were secretly kinda glad that he came back home so they could see him more often. argyle was really scared that they would hate him for going into a less stable field, but his parents love him to death and are ready to support him in whatever. suzanne was probably a nightmare at pta meetings i'll be so real

[roughentumble]

ok so if i were doing an origin on wolverine's name, i'd do this: im ok with him being james howlett and taking a new name while on the run. that part can stay. but "logan" is instead the name of someone who mattered to him, not the name of his abusive bio-dad. he feels unworthy of his birth name and that connection to his adoptive father(and also needs to stay under the radar), but has no intention of linking himself to the drunkard who beat his son. i'd maybe say he goes by many names before settling on logan, shuffling them out to keep people off his trail and because nothing fits. even "logan" doesnt fully fit, because losing james is losing his memory of his life before everything fell apart, but its in honor of someone who mattered who he feels worthy of being connected to.

he maybe even stops going by howlett for a while both because he doesnt feel worthy, and to keep from being connected to his old life, but once enough time has passed he retakes it because he's worked through some of the pain, and he wants it back. he's still not ready to be james again, will probably never be, but he is a howlett again.

then in the vein of the comics, "wolverine" would be a moniker given to him by a native american tribe after he grew very close to them. he earns the name the same way he earned the moniker "skunk-bear", but instead he just had never needed a name other than his own to be called so he'd never come up with wolverine. but now he wears it with pride.

by the time he's doing shit in the military, he's given up his links to his old life and is solely going by logan "wolverine" howlett, so that's what ends up on his dogtags.* when he goes through the weapon x program and loses his memories, all he has left is "howlett, logan" and "wolverine" and a string of numbers and letters that mean nothing to him. he has no connection to why these names matter, or why he might take pride in them.

logan howlett, aka the wolverine, are now just what he's called with no strong links. there's no depth of emotion behind chosing to marry logan and howlett, he doesnt know who dubbed him wolverine or why it matters, he just knows that's what the military called him so he might as well call himself that.

if/when he gets any memories back, it's very emotional, beyond all the other reasons, because suddenly his name is a choice again. suddenly it's got meaning again. he still keeps it all the same, but knowing who named him wolverine helps him bear the title with a little more pride and a little less self-deprication. he still doesnt want to be called james because, in his mind, the little boy that was james and loved his father died that night in cold lake, and he's remade himself entirely. you can sometimes get away with it if you're very, very close to him, and understand the significance of the name, but he doesnt love it.

* (when he was working with the howling commandos i imagine he did manage to get raging drunk one night and let it slip he was born james just like bucky, and they razz him by calling him jimmy, but they also acknowledge that there's not two james', there's a logan and a bucky.)

[fountainpenguin]

🌗 Half Hidden AU 🌗

Hermitcraft SMP

An urban fantasy "Hermits avoiding humans" mob hybrid AU

#ridwork guides

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What Is Half Hidden AU?

No matter how deep into their mob parents' lands the hybrids go, human towns keep encroaching. Every hybrid's got some version of the same ol' story- "Too human" for one side of the family, "too monster" for the other.

Survival in the jungle isn't easy, but at least it's home... or was, for a while. How many more seasons can they relocate, rebuild... avoid the hate and cruelties that hybrids receive? From both sides of their families, sometimes...

AO3 Series

Blog tag - #Half Hidden AU

Tone

Mostly found family fluff, angst, and romance. Some drama and comedy mixed in.

Mysticism and intrigue regarding magic, nature, and the world.

Characters

- All the Hermits, but few people outside Hermitcraft SMP. Not sure how many of them will show up in stories since I'm early in the AU, but they're all here in my heart.

- All mobs are anthros

- Grian has several half-siblings and adopted children that parallel his alter egos and supposed children in the canon.

Half-siblings: NPC Grian (Pre-Hermitcraft); Robot Grian (Pre-H); Ariana Griande (S6); Villager Grian (S6) Foster/adopted kids: Grumbot (S7); Jrumbot (S7); SnifferMyFeet (One-off)

Scar's also looking after his nephew (PiglinMyNose) with some help from Jimmy. Does that make Boyguna Pig's dad? ... idk, maybe.

- Occasional appearances from Empires characters, but they're not a focus.

- Current story drafts focus largely on Grian and Joel with plans to expand in the future as inspiration arrives.

Ships

- Joel (Wolf hybrid) / Lizzie (Axolotl hybrid) - They helped raise a kid named Hermes who mostly lives with his human father

- Grian's married to a parrot mob who lives outside the Hermit commune. He doesn't talk about it much.

Some background ships. More details to come as the AU expands.

Setting

Hermitcraft-themed locations, with emphasis on jungles and the coastline. There are some impressive builds, but most of them on a small scale due to limited space.

A focus on survival with some folks pushing for freedom and fun.

Is It For Me?

- Tense biological family relationships, but kindhearted found family

- Long-term anxiety underscoring people's lives. A sense of never being able to settle or achieve safety

- Non-human humanoids & interspecies relationships

- All mobs are anthros, but there's still meat-eating in this world. It's most common when mobs hunt mobs, but it's not unheard of for humans to hunt mobs and hybrids.

-> I don't plan to depict hybrid meat. Also, culture generally leans towards "good, civilized humans" eating plants they've farmed rather than "hunting and foraging like the animals."

- A general sense of finding sweetness and joy despite the nature of a difficult world

Major Themes

Found family, community, compassion, acceptance, identity, trust, anxiety, culture, love

Plot Highlights

- Hermits moving and rebuilding

- Awkward mixed-family interactions. Joel's family aren't too keen on his marrying a hybrid rather than a wolf mob.

- Welcoming new friends; adapting to the first day of the rest of your life. Rescuing people!

- Embracing (or rejecting) culture and expectations

- Exploring human society (Sneaky, sneaky!)

Ongoing?

This series debuted in the Hermitcraft Guess the Author event of 2024. It's ongoing with unscheduled updates, but several WIPs already outlined.

This probably won't be a very long series as I'm less familiar with Hermitcraft than the Life Series, but the idea for this one has been sitting with me a while. I'm glad to explore it.

Warnings, notes, and explanations below so readers can learn more about this AU. Don't like? Don't read.

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🌄 First Written - "Platypus Bird: Free to Good Home"

In which Grian and Joel, having saved a newborn sniffer hybrid from drowning, go through the basic motions of "What comes next?" - Like childproofing the floating foster home.

The first character and lore story completed for this AU. I've planned pieces both before and after this point in the SnifferMyFeet arc- this is just the one that came out first.

I tried to write it as an easy introduction to the lore without being too long or intense. It's a good place to start.

📅 Chronological Start - TBA

🗺️ Worldbuilding

- The vibe I started with was "Hermitcraft setting, but full of civilians." I expanded from that to having many towns and cities, some of which are more accepting towards mob and hybrid cultures than others.

- Close Hermitcraft parallels, though I'm only familiar with Seasons 6 to 10, and only from about 6 POVs.

- There's only one world. No servers- Everything exists within one and Hermits move to new areas instead of changing worlds.

- Mobs are both realistic and mystical. Hybrids may have some magic, but not as much as mobs, who have far more mastery of it. Mobs are looked on with some respect or fear.

- Mining, crafting, and inventory management are mystical too.

- Some people eat meat, but society caters well to vegetarian and vegan dishes; no one would bat an eye for requesting such (unless you're somewhere very unique indeed). Mobs and even hybrids may be killed for their meat in some places while others have greater protections.

- Mobs bring down other mobs for meat (Ex: wolves preying on sheep, fox on chickens). Some do attack humans, but these are usually zombies, endermen, phantoms, creepers, and other monsters (not real-world creatures).

-> I don't plan to depict hybrid meat, though some folks may make threatening remarks (Ex: "I bet you taste like chicken"). Also, culture generally leans towards "good, civilized humans" eating plants they've farmed rather than "hunting and foraging like the animals."

- It's common to build fantastic things, with one person capable of building a whole town if they put their mind to it. Resources are widely available, but not always renewable or easy to obtain. The existence of many settlements across the world has led to the largest resource yields being protected.

- Humanoid mobs like villagers, pillagers, and wandering traders are essentially equal with humans. They have their own cultures and language, but can speak with humans.

- Pigs and piglins are perceived as the same thing. I think in this AU, piglins are perceived as boars (male) and pigs as sows (female), and all under the name "piglin."

- Mob/human relationships are often frowned on, though some parts of the world are more accepting. Human/hybrid relationships may be looked at skeptically by those who believe they're too different to work. Hybrid/mob relationships may be seen as beastly.

- All hybrids are infertile.

📋 AU Notes & Warnings

Found Family - Taking in unrelated or semi-related people. Family relationships can be a bit fluid or undefined, though some do have more defined sibling or parent-child vibes.

Grian's raising several people who are his half-siblings, but he sees himself a bit more as a flock leader (or father) than a brother.

Mob hybrid racism (Whole AU is themed around pushback from mobs and humans alike)

-> Views differ even between individuals within the same society, so it's not easy to "simply move to an accepting place."

-> Chromia (Scott's S2 empire from Empires SMP) is often cited as very accepting, even providing medical treatment to hybrids that some places don't offer

-> AU depicts cruelty. Mostly towards hybrids, but towards humans and mobs sometimes as well. 3-week-old SnifferMyFeet got thrown in a river by his dad; that's the direction we're going.

Non-human humanoids - Mobs are human-sized anthros. Hybrids are also human-sized. Mobs are very animalistic, with behaviors and community structures mimicking real-world animals (such as hunting other animals, which means anthros in this AU).

-> Grian was taken from his mom because she only fed him worms and grubs when he was born; his hybrid body needed milk.

-> Hybrids also have many mob instincts, but to a lesser degree.

Interspecies relationships: Human/mob, human/hybrid, and hybrid/mob are all fair game.

Human/mob relationships can result in hybrid offspring

Hybrids are infertile

At the time of posting this AU guide, I'm not planning to write sexual content for this AU, but if I'm inspired, anticipate interspecies relationships in that regard too.

I do anticipate romantic gestures like kissing, and preening, grooming, and cuddling.

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I write content with morally gray characters. Please don't portray my story events or worldbuilding out of context with intentional malice. As in, I request you do not post things created for the specific intention of bashing me or the AU

[devotedmimic]

You know, Jimmy? While I can't say that you have never been responsible for helping out the town you also created or influenced the vast majority of major threats in the first place. The Yolkians only came to Retroville because of your signal. The same goes for Meldar Prime. The Nanobots, Shirley, and Evil Jimmy were all your creations. You caused the ice age. You created the sentient pants. You made the sick patch, you turned your teacher into a fifty-foot monstrosity, and you injured Santa Claus, almost ruining Christmas. The vast majority of this town's problems are caused, at least indirectly, by you. And you know what? In all honesty, that would be fine. You are very intelligent and you almost always do fix it, and in the end it's extremely unlikely that you won't end up benefiting the world a lot more than you will damage it. My children and my children's children are probably going to live in a world free of war and disease, and I'll have you to thank for that.

But fuck, dude. You can't keep using your intelligence as a way to escape your humanity. I didn't ask you to say salt because I thought a customer would seriously care or because I was insecure, I did it because it made you look weird and I was trying to get you to adopt behaviors and use language that makes you come across like a normal fucking person. Everyone knows what sodium chloride is, but calling it that outside the context of a chemistry class makes you seem like someone who defines themselves solely by their intelligence, which is undeniably who you are. I know you think that there's nothing wrong with being that person, dude, but there is. Taking your IQ and deciding that it elevates you above the rest of the planet is an awful decision that will lead to a life filled with misery and alienation. It will color every interaction you ever have and make it impossible to have real friends or relationships. I'm not saying that you won't have any. But they won't hold any meaning to you, and they certainly won't bring you any happiness. Sure, you'll probably manage a pity-fuck or two your sophomore year of college after giving some drunk sorority girl a jetpack ride, but it'll bring you nothing but emptiness. Maybe you'll eventually abandon women altogether and decide that "your true love is science", secretly seething inside whenever you see a guy like Nick or Bolbi getting married to someone he really cares about, who cares about him. You'll say I'm exaggerating, but dude, look at how you treat the people in your life now. Carl and Sheen, quirks aside, really do see you as a friend, and they'd go through some serious shit if it meant helping you out of a scrape. Can you say that you see them the same way, as anything other than the only two kids your age willing to put up with your ridiculous ego? What have you ever done for them? Inventing doesn't count, dude. Even when you build something for someone else, you're really doing that for YOU.

Every llama-bot or Ultra Lord simulator is only created with the expectation of further praise. They're not friends to you. They're worshippers. And your parents? Lord, the way you treat them. You think I've got folks that care about me the way your mom and dad do, working in a shithole like this? I wish. Everyday your dad watches you scarf down the dinner your mom slaved to make for you and prays that you might think about spending some fucking time with him instead of disappearing into your lab to do god knows what. They watch you toy with dimensional-warping science that they can't wrap their minds around on a daily basis and you laugh at them for worrying about you. Have you ever played catch with your dad, Jimmy? Ever asked him how his day at work was? You don't have a clue what l'd do for a dad like yours in my life, dude. What about your mom? Why not invent something that'll make her life easier instead of gallivanting around the Bermuda Triangle to play with fucking seaweed? We both know the reason. She would thank you for it, she'd be happy to imagine a version of you that thought for an instant about the needs of another person, but she wouldn't call you the greatest thing in the universe for it like your friends do. And in Neutron's world, whoever doesn't do that might as well not exist.

Ignore me if you want. Keep going the way you're going, and I'll see you in thirty years, lugging around sixteen Nobel prizes in your pockets as if they could substitute for a lifetime's worth of human love and interaction. You've always mocked Calamitus for his inability to finish what he started, but the man had a wife and a daughter that tolerated him enough to want to stay in his life through everything, and at the rate you're going I'd be amazed if you could manage the same with Goddard. The rest of Retroville, Jimmy, they'll never be able to do what you do. They'll never be able to invent rockets or solve cold fusion or add three numbers together. But they will find genuine friendship and love, and they will call it salt, and despite everything you accomplish you'll only be remembered as nothing more than the man who wouldn't. Who couldn't, perhaps. Get out, dude. You're fired. Big McThankies from McSpanky's.

ah yes the jimmy neutron salt vent copypaste from 4chin

[panfluidme]

The Faslers

Master Post

Jazmine Lucinda (age 44): The single mother who moved to New York after her husband's passing from Oregon. She has five kids, so she desperately needed her family's help. She's a successful doctor who's worked on many people with terminal illnesses and disabilities. When she learns that Donnie is a survivor of cancer, she immediately starts keeping a close eye on him just in case if anything happened under her watch. Jazmine met Splinter while she was out. She had gotten stood up and he saw that she was upset, so he went to comfort her. A little bit later, the two started dating and eventually get engaged. Jazmine is the only Fasler that Splinter and Donnie trust with their mutant secret. It took her a bit to accept that she was dating a rat, but she came to terms. He was still her Splinter, the man she had fallen in love with.

Jessica Emmy (age 17): The oldest Fasler child. She's in the same grade as April and is good friends with her and Sunita. She wants to become an actress when she graduates, so she does theater. After she meets Splinter, he gives her private one-on-one lessons to help hone in her skills. When she met Donnie, she quickly became overprotective. Jessica sees herself as his older sister, even before her mother started dating his father.

Jarid Kendrick (age 14): He absolutely hated Donnie at first, feeling jealous that Donnie was smarter than he was (even though both of them skipped two grades). He only hung around Donnie because Lucy's his cousin and Marcus was his only other friend and they adopted Donnie into their small group. He quickly became friends with Robbie when he joined the group. Jarid is the geography smart kid in the group. If you were to ask him about any kind of rock, he would go on and on for hours. Even after he started warming up to Donnie, he and Donnie kept up their friendly rivalry because it was fun. Their relationship got very tense after Donnie officially moved in. Once again, Jarid was jealous of Donnie, but this time, it was cause he got his own room while Jarid has to share one.

Jasper Moon (age 12): The non-binary middle child. They use they/she pronouns. She really, really wants to become an author. Her stories aren't very good yet, but she is only twelve, so they have a reason. (If you're wondering why she's twelve and uses they/she pronouns it's cause I know several nb people who figured it out when they were that young too. Also, Donnie uses he/they pronouns and showed her that that's something people can do.) She absolutely adores her step-father and step-brother. She loves to ask question after question about tech or watch Lou Jitsu movies with Splinter.

Jax Marshall (age 7): The very energetic child who picks up on some of Donnie and April's chaotic energy. He loves to draw all over the walls or tear apart his toys. Jax idolizes Lou Jitsu and thinks it's so cool that he gets to live with him. He brags to all of his friends that his papa is the Lou Jitsu.

Jimmy Jr "JJ" Randall (age 3): Jazmine was pregnant with him when his father died, so he was named after him. He's a very bubbly kid. His favorite people is Donnie and Jarid. He finds the way they playfully argue (sometimes actually argue) to be hilarious and it cracks him up. Much like Donnie, JJ is autistic and is non-verbal. He has the cutest laugh that makes anyone laugh when they hear it.

When Jazmine marries Splinter, the family decide to keep Fasler as their last name. Jazmine didn't change her last name when she married Jimmy Sr (who instead took her last name), so she wasn't changing it now. Her kids (other than Jax and JJ) kept it in memory of their father. Splinter is not offended, but he decides to keep Hamato as his last name so Donnie could keep it (he knows Donnie wouldn't change it and he didn't want Donnie to feel alone in it).

[pacificwaternymph]

Empires smp s2 Western AU

Lizzie is the town mayor who everyone knows is corrupt and definitely involved in some underhanded dealings, but nothing ever really gets done about it because her little brother Jimmy is the exasperated sheriff who keeps burning all the reports on her. He doesn't know how much longer he can keep doing this for her, but what is he going to do? That's his sister.

Most of the stuff Lizzie does under the table is really pretty harmless anyway, or at the very least doesn't affect the people of the town much, so they're mostly content to let her do whatever.

Sausage and Joel are couple who married for tax benefits, and accidentally adopted Hermes when they found him living under their porch like some kind of raccoon.

Lizzie takes great pride in being the fun "aunt" who teaches him swears and feeds him more sugar than he probably should have. She also won't stop flirting with Joel whenever she gets the chance.

"Aunt Lizzie taught me about tax fraud today!"

"Why does the mayor need to know how to commit tax fraud?"

Scott is the bartender with a really complicated, off and on relationship with Jimmy. It basically consists of flirting his way out of trouble because he's definitely a dealer in the black market and a lot of sketchy shit goes down at his bar.

Katherine is the daughter of the wealthiest man in town who moonlights as a vigilante, and Shelby is the town doctor who she keeps visiting in order to patch up the injuries she gets while out at night. Not so surprisingly, they are both crushing hard on one another.

Joey is a bandit whom Katherine regularly crosses paths with. He's a bit infatuated with her even though she is not interested in the slightest.

False is a reclusive engineer whose projects are... questionable at best. Everyone has just kind of learned to ignore the strange explosive sounds coming from her house.

Oli is a musician who plays at Scott's bar. Jimmy is convinced there is something up with that guy but he is in fact, not involved in the previously mentioned sketchy shit at all. He's shockingly oblivious to all of it, actually.

Fwhip is the town's deputy who really doesn't like Jimmy. They tolerate each other for the sake of their work but things tend to get complicated when you have to work with your ex-boyfriend on a daily basis. They try to avoid one another whenever possible.

Gem is a farmer who ran away from wealthy parents because she got bored with that life. She also works at a beekeeper. Basically the entire town's only food source.

Pixlriffs is an archaeologist who came out to study a new dig site and then realized that there were so many fossils out here he could spend the rest of his life here without running out. Whenever he's not out digging he's running the local library. Has the weirdest, most random collection of hyperspecific knowledge.

[ep2nd]

How did I make this fucking worse????

I JUST DID

Guys I go through pain everyday

For context, this is my interpretation for the mcyt family, so not everything is 100% cannon or fannon.

Explanations Below

Edit:

Yall, there are several parts, so here's the links if you wanna see them

Part 1

https://www.tumblr.com/ep2nd/714980519007420416/i-can-make-this-so-much-worse-just-ask-me-this?source=share

Part 2

https://www.tumblr.com/ep2nd/715359782718013440/there-are-many-ways-to-make-this-worse-send-me-a?source=share

Your Here!

https://www.tumblr.com/ep2nd/715953717945466880/if-you-have-any-questions-im-more-than-willing?source=share

Xornoth and Scott are biology brothers with the same parents

Sparkelz shares the same mother with Xornoth and Scott

Lauren shares the same father with Xornoth and Scott

Oli is adopted

Ranboo is both Lauren and Oli's nephew, but separately

Tubbo is Schlatts son but got adopted by both Phil and Sparkelz(neither man knew about the other)

Wilbur is Phil's only biological son

Puffy adopted Dream and Foolish

Pete adopted Scar and Joey

Jimmy and Scott adopted Illumina

BBH adopted Sapnap

Eret adopted Fundy

Tubbo and Ranboo are not actually married, just for teasing and tax purposes(they may be romantically married in the dsmp lore but I will not ship them sorry)

I'm sorry if I spelled anyone's name wrong please tell me

Stampy and Sparkelz get the OG highlight, someone gave me the idea and I really liked it, share more OGs I'll find a place(thank you @lumi-lightner, sorry for the ping)

Quackity is Sqaishey's nephew

I just realized I forgot CPK's line, he is Oli's boyfriend

Cleo, Scar, and Bdubs play as a family in Lim Life, they aren't actually a family because *looks at chart and their ages and already families* but I love the trio I couldn't help myself

Yes I have yet to do Double Life soulmates it stares into my soul and I'm afraid

Kristin is Death and anyone who has any power in them if Death is her works(Pix, Cleo, Zloyh, Joe)

Same with Bdubs(Karl and Keralis)

Yes I understand Shroud may be Tommy's pet but I want him to pull a Phil

We added rival/fighting buddy lines because I love Rival duo and Arena Duo

If you have any questions, I'm more than willing to answer.

[scourgethecat66]

tweek and craig:

a very, very thorough explanation because when i tell people about it they do not understand 💀 which is fine its kinda confusing-

tweek and craig, two characters from south park that used to have minimal importance to the actual show, soon turned into the biggest ship the whole south park has ever witnessed. possibly even overriding the amount of style (or stan x kyle). so, what do i need to explain?

oh god.

everything.

tweek tweak:

south park started in 1997 and continued to more add characters as the show went on. we soon met tweek, or tweek tweak, who arrived to the show in the episode “Gnomes” from season two. he had many other appearances. (especially season 3, with tweek vs craig) season 6 featured him most of the season when picked to be the replacement of kenny, who died of a muscular disease. (he soon came back in the last episode of that season)

tweek is the son of a coffee shop owner named Richard Tweak, who is married to Helen Tweak. he drinks coffee every second of the day, even replacing water with coffee. this coffee is revealed to be lined with meth, which he takes in everyday. tweek suffers of ADD, or Attention Deficit Disorder. he tends to twitch a lot.

he has blonde hair, a green-like shirt that has been buttoned improperly, blue or black pants, and black shoes.

craig tucker:

craig tucker arrived to south park in the episode “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo,” or episode 9, season 1. he is known for sticking his middle finger up, even getting in trouble everyday due to his “middle finger” behavior. he is seen sitting in-front of Mr. Mackey’s office, the guidance counselor, in many episodes. he made many more appearances than tweek due to him always being the background or an extra character in stans, kyles, kennys, and cartmans problems.

craig tucker is the son of Thomas Tucker and Laura Tucker. he has a sister named Tricia Tucker. craigs family tend to flip each other off. craig has black hair, which is different from his parents and his sisters. this caused speculations that craig was adopted.

he has black hair, a blue hat with a yellow fluffy top, a blue coat, and black pants with black shoes.

now its onto the deep dive.

tweek x craig

ever since the show introduced these characters, there were always people shipping them. but, a really big ship used to craig x kenny, which soon started to die down as a new, canon ship started to erupt. tweek x craig. the two had many appearances, but were not necessarily seen close together accept in the background. you can see them standing together in many scenes. tweek is also a member of craigs gang, which holds four members in total: tolkien, craig, tweek, and clyde. (also adding timmy and jimmy, but since tweek usually hangs out with them, i made it four. BUT. that does not exclude them.)

tweek vs craig had tweek and craig fight. this episode occured in season 3 and started with kyle and cartman betting on which one of them was the biggest troublemaker in Mr. Alder’s class. this was the start of something new. as the show progressed, the creators of the show soon saw the small mass of tweek x craig art. they decided….

to make an episode.

tweek x craig, an official episode. this held the two boys going absolutely crazy about the Asian girls at school drawing them in the form of yaoi. (this is where i get interested, so buckle up.) craig and tweek both were concerned and didnt want this to happen, which caused them to fight.

then, coming up with a plan to stop all of this, they decide to be together—then break up. tweek says its too much pressure and craig says to him, “you’re capable of more than you think.” tweek agrees, and they get their plan in action. tweek ends up being horribly good at lying and basically makes craig feel like shit. so, craig walks home feeling sad. explanation on what i mean here, since some do not understand the importance of this scene:

craig cares that tweek ratted him out, even though it was all fake, there had to be a bigger reason that the show had it rain and his hat getting all soaked. craig was genuinely hurt, and it shows. this means he actually felt something towards tweek, making it hurt so much more than it should’ve.

time skip, tweek decides that he felt bad and wants to make it up to craig. he says that they should say they’re together again, but craig denies. he says that he doesnt want to be what everyone tells him to be. now- hold up- wait right there. he wants to be straight? so why is he with tweek? its fake right? tsk tsk tsk….no….he wants to be gay. he comes to term with what he really is. yeah they thought him saying that means he wanted to be straight, since everyone wanted him to be gay. BUT. NOOO. so, in the end, it shows them holding hands.

(more clarification, craigs dad didn’t necessarily accept craig being gay until cupid cartman shot him in the head with an arrow. this could be what he meant by “dont wanna be what they tellin me to be)

craig comes to terms with himself, and ends up with tweek.

so…why am i still talking about it? shouldnt i like shut up now? no. its time for the wattpad writers.

tweek x craig: what the butt

people have been picking tops and bottoms for so many years. this makes it so these characters lose their characteristics, or charms. tweek is seen as this fragile, small, and weak person. but—god no he’s not.

1: tweek kicks ass

taken from the episode, “South Park is Gay” from season 7 (season 7, episode 8) you can see here that they ganged up on kyle for not being “metrosexual,” tweek also joins in on the beating.

he really isnt all that innocent. he beat up someone for being different. he also handles a gun-

1. hes not afraid to hurt/blow something up (unsafely) or someone if it means saving his friends

2. no problem beating up kyle for being different

so when i read fanfictions, i can already tell that the writer will make tweek depend on craig, even though he is his own person. ever since tweek and craig became official, it has been apparent that people see tweek as the weak one who needs protection, but he can obviously protect himself.

2. craig also kicks ass

craig has always been fairly rude or sarcastic. he can definitely defend himself in situations, even bullying other kids in south park. but, when writing him, people always make him the prime protector. craig deserves to be protected too. we can see that tweek is protective of him like come on guys—

(especially in South Park: The Fractured But Whole)

together: wonder tweek and super craig

the south park game, South Park: The Fractured But Whole shows us exactly what im saying—there is no weak or strong in this relationship. after the patch up between the two, we can see that they are very overprotective of each other. when craig gets hit, tweek gets defensive and is like noo craigg how dare you hurt him. when tweek gets hurt craig is like ayo wtf thats my man. so we can obviously see the love between the two. especially because this game has their own dedicated storyline 😏.

1. both overprotective

2. both care

3. both get mad if one of them gets hit—

THERE IS NO WEAK OR STRONG.

concluding thoughts:

these two are the best couple in all of south park, prove me wrong. they obviously care for each other, and the tweek x craig episode was not a joke and not a lie, they genuinely love each other and are together.

do urself a favor and watch the episode tweek x craig 💀

ok mic drop 🎤

[mamasplat]

fun facts i picked up from the older pie footage

johnny ghost has been confirmed to have thick thighs

johnny ghost listens to nicki minaj and the pussy cat dolls

johnny toast sent johnny ghost valentines card when he retired, he also put a camera in his closet

not confirmed but seemingly implied that in his youth toast had some form of phase, most likely something based in some form of rebellion and i think that works amazingly with toasted ghost because we know ghost was a punching bag in his youth. do with that what you will

ghost and spooker seem to have very similar speaking habits, including but not limited to- pacing while speaking, big gestures with speech, speaking so fast they stutter and misspeak. it’s possible that this hasn’t always been that way but rather it being subconscious because ghost is spookers mentor

it’s implied spooker has family baggage, but we get no further information on that

ghost has been heavily accidentally queer coded, seemingly romantically involved with men in his past, mostly toast, and also having a lot of trauma habits and dialogue that implies he is trans FTM

toast was confirmed to be queer, he swings both way having two wives both seemingly dead, and having a history of crushing on men or even being romantically involved with men

ghost is horribly afraid of birds, toast is seemingly the only person who can calm him down from his episodes but this is very much true for when there is birds

johnny ghost hates anime

colon is the only main member of pie to have a legal drivers license

spooker still has a tail from when he was turned into puppy monkey baby

jimmy casket has taken control of many people other than ghost which we see in the murder videos mainly but also in the typical content, and yes i will call the murder videos canon as filler content to the storyline because without them jimmy wouldn’t be able to be involved with pie

spooker is a weeb

it seems all of pie has at least one 2000s pop nightclub song that they love

johnny ghost is commonly mistaken as, a woman, a cat, and a cosplayer

spooker goes to conventions

ghost and toast live together and shared a pet fish named poltergeist, which died because toast forgot they had a fish

toast seems to have a lot of information about ghosts family that he hides from him, seemingly for his own mental sake

colon and spooker have a child they adopted, however that child is a ghost and her name was woah

colon and spooker also live together but not with toast and ghost

we have a lot of jenny’s- we have jenny toast, johnny toasts sister, jenny ghost, a lady from another universe where the cast is genderbent, another jenny toast from that same universe, and ANOTHER jenny toast FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE who is also just a female version of toast that ghost married when he was a puppet

that’s all i have for now but i assure you i can find more i have a whole hard drive of the old pie stuff 

[themaladpativedaydreamer]

How about Chris evans x male reader

Where Chris and reader are married and recently had a child together and chris is doing and interview but people still think he single except close friend and family because chris wants his husband's to keep his privacy and baby starts crying in the background while reader is at work and rumors start circulating and they both come clean about it but reader gets hate and chris is there to comfort him.

Idk how they got they baby you can decide could be surrogacy/mpreg if you comfortable with that/ or adoption

Over all I just need fluff with this man

Our Little Family - Chris Evans x Male Reader

A/N: Pretty short and sweet. I hope you enjoy it!!!!

“So…Chris let’s talk about your role in the movie: Avengers Endgame. How was it working with the cast?” Jimmy asked, looking at the screen as he was having a video interview with Chris Evans. Chris adjusted his shirt as he looked back at the camera on his laptop, “It was definitely a lot of fun, working with Scarlett and Lizzie. They were just so amazing to work with again.” Chris answered with a smile, slightly hoping the interview would be coming to an end.

“Ohh, is there something going on between you and Elizabeth?” Jimmy asked, trying to get some info out of him. Chris shook his head and let out a laugh at the idea of dating Lizzie when he only thought of her as a friend and the fact that there was someone else who had caught his eye, and was able to love with all his heart. “No, no, no, there’s nothing going on between Lizzie and I, we’re just good friends.” he responds. “So, no woman’s caught your eye?” Jimmy inquisitively questions, still prying to find an answer only to be disappointed when he got Chris shaking his head. “Nope, no women in my life. Who aren’t family, of course.” Chris cleverly answered.

Before Jimmy could continue with another question, a wail sounded from Chris’s room which was heard by Jimmy as well as his audience. “Sorry to cut the interview short Jimmy, but I have to take care of a little something.” Chris said before the interview call ended and Chris moved over the crying baby as he lifted his daughter in his arms and began walking around while gently patting her back trying to silence her cries. “It’s okay, daddy’s here.” Chris comforted as her cries slowly started to subside.

Y/n arrived home from work and entered to find his daughter and Chris playing in the living room. “Hey I’m home.” Y/n announced his presence, alerting Chris and the baby who both looked at the male as smiles formed on their faces. Y/n placed his things down as he moved to the baby with a smile on his face, “Papa’s home, my little angel.” he softly spoke as he lifted his daughter into his arms. Chris watched the scene and felt truly heart flutter at his husband and his daughter, his little family before he moved over to Y/n pressing a kiss on his lips. “Welcome home love.” Chris greeted, as they stared at each other lovingly before their attention was grabbed by their daughter who was giggling and babbling gibberish.

After having supper and placing their little girl to sleep, Chris and Y/n were cuddling in bed. “Hey, I need to talk to you about something.” Chris started, as he felt Y/n’s head shift on his shoulder toward him with curious eyes, “Sure, what’s up?” he responded. “Today, I was in an interview and our little girl started crying.” Chris said, causing Y/n’s eyes to widen knowing that people didn’t know about their relationship or their daughter. “I didn’t tell them anything, but people are getting curious.” Chris continued as he passed Y/n his phone to scroll through the tabloids all them headlined with words: “Chris Evans” and “Mystery Baby”

Y/n took a deep sigh before putting the phone away and looking at Chris, “I think we should announce this. Us. Our family. And put the rumours to rest.” Y/n suggested, looking at Chris searching his face for any signs of approval or disapproval. “I’ll do it if you’re absolutely sure.” Chris smiled at Y/n, who returned the smile “Come out to the world and let everyone know that I’m Chris Evans’ husband with a daughter? Sounds like a Saturday to me.” Y/n said, as he melted into Chris’s arms drifting off into sleep hoping tomorrow will be a good day.

Chris had made a post to his instagram page, revealing everything about their family. Some of the comments were supportive of his relationship and his daughter but others were either shaming Chris for having a husband or having a child with a man. Y/n sat on the couch in the living room on his phone scrolling through the comment section of his husband’s post, each comment worse than the one before, comments not only attacking Chris but attacking him for either the way he looked or his relationship with Chris.

Y/n didn’t even notice the tears escaping his eyes as he threw his phone and sat crying as the negative comments swirled his mind. Chris, with their daughter, in his arms entered the room and saw Y/n in tears. He placed their little girl in their playpen before moving over to comfort Y/n. “Sweetie, what’s wrong?” Chris asked as Y/n accepted his embrace and allowed himself to be cuddled by Chris, “Tell everyone about us was a bad idea. They hate you. They hate me. They hate us.” Y/n cried.

“I don’t care about what they say. Them hating us isn’t going to change how much I love you or our little girl. If anything it only makes me love you both so much more.” Chris comforted, as he rubbed Y/n’s back still keeping his arms wrapped around him. A smile etched it’s way onto Y/n’s face as he felt his worries slip away in Chris’s warm embrace. “I love you too.” he mumbled. As they both shared a sweet kiss before pulling away, “This is our little family. Our perfect little family.” Chris spoke again, as they both shared a little laugh. Y/n suddenly felt dizzy for a moment and felt bile climbing its way up his throat, he broke from Chris’s arms and ran to the nearest bathroom, hunching over a toilet vomiting.

Chris quickly came in with their daughter in his arms. “I don’t think our family’s going to be little anymore.” Y/n spoke, letting out a happy giggle with his hand on his stomach.

[floraltypes]

lots of innocent and not so innocent touches

With Dwayne Pride if you wright for him if you don't just Gibbs please <3

who - leroy jethro gibbs x reader

an - i’m sorry! i haven’t seen ncis new orleans, so i probably couldn’t write dwayne very well … hope this is okay, for some reason i had trouble writing it :/

please continue to send in asks !!

unedited :/

Blankets surrounded your body, your leg ontop of another while light snores left your mouth. Hair was messed up and a hand was slowly moving to stroke your cheek. The curtains allowed peaks of the sunlight to peak through in your bedroom. A man lying beside you in his sweatpants and old tee.

The grey haired, older, man kept his eyes on your peacefully sleeping face, truly enjoying whatever dream you were imagining. He made no move to remove your leg from the top of his, but did make a move to place his fingers above your face, lightly pushing some stray baby hairs away.

A part of him silently cursed to himself, wishing that he had learned how to work his phone better, then being able to snap a photo of this calming moment for his own purposes.

Gibbs wouldn’t admit it to you, but these moments were more important to him than working on a boat, or the thrill after finally catching a bastard. There was something so domestic, so calming, with these times spent together. Time for him to think to himself, and also have the one he loves so much be so close.

Time to think about the past, and wonder how he got lucky enough for it to land here. Though, he may have lost a lot, and they would never be forgotten, he was grateful for another opportunity at pure happiness.

But his time to enjoy the peacefulness soon ended with a ring of a cellphone, causing you to stir a bit in your sleep. You eventually opened your eyes, staring up at the man who now had the hand that was formally on your face, resting on your chest.

“What’s that?” You questioned, trying to sit up and rub your eyes. “Can you get it?”

“It’s your cellphone,” He answered, missing the warmth of your leg, now having it be moved to lay on the mattress itself.

“Mmk,” You mumbled, reaching over to your side table and grabbing it. Flipping the screen up, you moved it to your ear. “L/n,” You tried to make your morning voice sound more as your own.

“If it isn’t little Y/n!” A cheerful voice spoke loudly on the other line. “Ya miss me?”

“No. What do you need?” You rolled your eyes, getting off of the bed, Gibbs eyes traveling your body as you walked to your dresser, picking out a outfit. “Mhm, okay,” You nodded to yourself. “I’ll be there, text me the address. Oh. Never mind then. Bye.”

Gibbs got out of the bed, going to stand beside you. He silently observed as you rolled your eyes once again, opening another drawer, he snaked his arms around your waist and pulled you into his chest, a small kiss on the inside of your neck.

“Who’s that?”

“A old coworker.” You opened your underwear drawer, picking a pair for the day.

“Purple,” Gibbs commented, as you dropped the blue pair back into the others, reaching for the one he chose.

“Gosh, it’s like we really are married,” You laughed to yourself, looking back at his straight face. “Sorry, you would know too much about that. But that’s not my point, there is a dead marine there and that means we’ve got work.”

“You didn’t seem to happy to hear from him,” Gibbs unwrapped his arms as you moved to your closet, picking out a dress shirt.

“I wasn’t. He’s annoying and almost cost me my job at the time. But, it’s our job, we have to go, so grab your clothes in the bottom drawers,” You turned around and pointed at the dresser that held some of his items, now finding what you needed and beginning to change.

———————-

“If you are all interested to know… I spent the morning watching a old TV show airing about a classic comedic couple who travels the world with their adopted son,” Tony announced to no one in particular, sitting at his desk as the others sat at theirs.

Ziva had her arms crossed, leaning back in her chair a bit. McGee sat in his, rubbing his eyes and looking down at his phone.

“What did you do this morning, McGee?” Ziva looked over to McGee, watching as his eyebrows furrowed.

“Trying to work on my new writing.. but for my character, uh, Miranda, I need a good backstory for her, people are really grasping onto her character from the former story. I’ve read some things saying they think she’ll get with Gibbs, I mean Libbs!”

“Interesting,” Ziva tsked. “I read the story and your Miranda character, who is obviously Y/n, and I don’t see it.”

“You know nothing about romance, Ziva,” Tony waltzed over, his own coffee in hand and his face near hers. “I think no one expects you to think about who would get together. But, no, I don’t see Gibbs getting with someone like L/n who is very, you know-”

“I’m what, DiNozzo?” You walked in, moving straight to your desk as you placed your bag down.

“Amazing! I meant, you’re so great that someone like Gib-” Tony looked at Ziva’s eyes widen. “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

“Someone like me, now what’s that, DiNozzo?” Gibbs questioned.

“Uh-” Gibbs smacked the back of DiNozzos head, moving over to his own desk.

“Dead sailor, body is already getting examined by Ducky and some visitors are coming to drop off some of the evidence.” Gibbs informed everyone.

“They think this sailor had something to do with a past robbery and murder, a cold case,” You clarified.

“L/n!” A guy smiled widely, another girl following in pursuit behind him as he walked to you with his arms wide open. “It’s been too long,” He quickly hugged you, tightening his grip around your shoulders and moving his hands to cup your face. “You still look as beautiful as ever!”

“Y/n, is that your boyfriend?” Ziva inquired.

“He looks a little out of her leagu-” You shot DiNozzo a look. “Or not?”

“Ah no,” The man laughed. “Old coworkers, that is Lila and I’m Carson, nice to meet you guys.”

“If your old coworkers, you must have a ton of embarrassing stories about Y/n!” DiNozzo beamed, moving closer to Carson.

“Uh, a few,” He responded. “We only worked together for a year or two, some, but not a ton.”

“Some will do.”

“DiNozzo, we aren’t here to make friends we are here to solve a murder,” Gibbs shot him a look and hit the back of his head.

“Right, sorry, boss.” DiNozzo put his head down like a sad puppy dog and made his way back to his desk. The two visitors looked at the scene that had just happened oddly.

“We brought all of our evidence, not much, but something,” Lila announced, placing the box on the table now and taking some of it out. “Should we get started?”

“I’ll show you to Abby, she is our forensic analysts and will probably want to take a look at this stuff for herself,” McGee told Lila, putting the evidence back in the box and letting her grab it, soon walking towards the elevator.

“You think I could check out the body?” Carson asked you. “It might be good to see what he looked like more and talk with your doctor.”

“That makes sense, I’ll show you to him,” You smiled at your old coworker and took another way to Ducky’s area.

The both of you chatted on the way down, catching up with how things differ since you worked there and a bit about your new workplace here.

“I really thought you would be Jeremy, the one who called me. I was a bit worried,” You laughed, walking into Autopsy with Carson as Ducky moved near you.

“Hello, dear, who’s this?” Ducky questioned, Jimmy moved near his boss.

“Hey, Ducky, this is Carson. Carson, this is Doctor Mallard. He is a old coworker of mine, Ducky,” You told the older man. “That’s Jimmy, he is Ducky’s assistant.”

Ducky began to explain how the man had died, pointing out various things on the body and even putting in a few past experiences of his own into the conversation.

Soon the four of you had heard the doors open, turning around to catch the view of your boyfriend entering into the room and moving to stand right in between you and Carson.

“I just want to hear some of the explanation myself, you can continue, Ducky,” Gibbs commented, all of your eyes turning back onto Ducky who was back to talking.

You felt a warm, larger hand travel to the middle of your back, a thumb softly pressing into the fabric that covered your skin. You turned your head slightly to make eye contact with Gibbs, but he just continued to stare forward ignoring it.

It was like a goosebump went up your spine, yet it wasn’t not encouraged. It was a bit of a energetic feeling, so you rejoiced in the innocent touch, a sign he was there.

Eventually, Ducky was done with his long explanation and you were back to heading upstairs with Carson and Gibbs to do more research regarding the deadman and cold case.

“So, Y/n, I was thinking we could go out to lunch or something soon to really catch up, outside of work,” Carson mentioned while you three were on the elevator ride up.

You were surprised at his somewhat boldness to announce this in front of your boss (and boyfriend), but he was always a very open person, kind and open.

“That doesn’t sound too bad,” You replied.

“We are busy most afternoons.” Gibbs added. “So, if you plan it at some ridiculous time don’t expect my agent to be able to make it.”

The doors soon chimed open and Carson quickly left, making a bee line straight to Lila. Gibbs let you leave first, placing another palm against your back to secretly lead you back to where the desks were, even though you knew where you were going.

———————

The rest of the day was spent with much more working diligently. You all had made some progress but not enough, and you could tell it was really getting to Gibbs. He dismissed everyone and told them to come back in the early hours in the morning.

Gibbs had told you that he was going to stay and work on this some more, so you told him you would stay as well and order some food. Once Carson had heard that, he decided that he would do the same.

A hour later, three burgers arrive and you hand them out to the two other men, soon taking a bite into yours. A bit of the condiment had spewed onto the corners of your mouth, but your hunger caught up with you, continuing to avoid the feeling for a moment and just eat.

Carson caught the look of your messiness, breaking off into a small laugh, and you joining, him then making a joke about how this used to be a regular for you. Gibbs got up from his seat with a napkin and bent over a bit to wipe it away from your mouth.

It was certainly a small gesture, but had caught you and Carson off guard, the both of you quieting. You just stared back at him while he continued to eat with a pride grin on his lips, looking over the papers.

It seemed like a blessing from the sky when Gibbs had finally connected the pieces. Everyone was called back in to look over what he found and to excite a plan on how to continue. You all were able to get the murderer into custody and with old evidence and Ducky’s help you were able to identify he was the killer. With Abby’s help you were able to put him at the scene where your old coworkers cold case took place.

It was a relieving feeling that the case was solved and over. It was easy to tell that your current coworkers were also happy with the fact that your old ones were leaving for good. Having unfamiliar people in a familiar place is always a weird feeling for everyone.

You watched as everyone packed up their things to head home from the tiring few days of work. Standing up, you grabbed your bag and moved to Gibbs desk, chatting with him until Carson came over.

“It was nice working with you again,” He commented, you turned around to face him.

“It was. We make a good team.”

“We really do. I was wondering about that, uh, date?”

“Hm,” That had slipped your mind, and almost did once more when you felt a brush of a hand against your bottom, turning around to make eyes at your boyfriend. “Sorry, I actually have a boyfriend. But if you mean the lunch date to catch up, then I’d love to.”

“The second one,” He nodded, his cheeks brightening a bit at the dejection but also confirmation.

“Great,” You grinned, writing down your phone number and handing it to him. “Talk soon, bye.”

“Goodbye.”

You watched as Carson entered the elevator and soon disappeared, the office area looking very empty with the lights darkened a bit and only you and Gibbs being in the area.

“Glad he’s gone,” Gibbs laughed.

“I figured,” You laughed alongside with him. “I could tell by your touchiness at work, are you trying to let everyone know?”

“If I was, I would do something bolder. Didn’t Ducky ever tell you I used to be like DiNozzo?”

“Yeah, that would be a interesting time to see.”

“I think if I was that same man, we might’ve had sex right o-”

“Let’s get home, now,” You both soon left the workplace, hand in hand, laughing along at stories of the younger Gibbs and his flirty persona.

[myundeadgayson]

Songs I’ll Stand on Hills For (but it’s all about Minecraft Characters):

“Anna Sun” by Walk The Moon: This’ll be the one DSMP thing on the list, but specifically because I need to talk about this song for C!Phil and Mumza. Easily one of my favorite songs for them. Specifically C!Phil and Mumza right after getting married before adopting the SBI??? And them building a cottage in the woods together. And them just figuring out their life together and overcoming a bunch of little hurdles, like the cottage falling apart occasionally as Phil builds it? And the potential of Mumza eventually having to leave him alone to raise the boys, so the lyric “Don’t you know this house is falling apart” hits so much harder. I just,,, It’s my top-tier song for them.

“Enchanted” by Taylor Swift: It’s a C!Scar/Grian song and no one will convince me otherwise. For one, the word “enchanted”? Magical vibes??? Absolutely Scar vibes. The concept of meeting someone that you don’t know if you’ve met before and being drawn to them??? Any AU where Scar and Grian can’t remember 3rd Life, or vice versa: can’t remember knowing each other BEFORE 3rd Life and being drawn together. Plus, the image of them dancing to this song?!!! And them both being so like “I’m in love with you, but I can’t tell you that because I’m afraid of ruining this thing we have, but please don’t love anyone else.” It’s them. That’s all I have to say.

“Sweet Tangerine” by The Hush Sound: ABSOLUTE BANGER. This is a Villain C!Scar and I am standing by that. Not only does the overall melody have Scar vibes, but the lyrics are very Scar-like to me. Tell me these lyrics: “I’m feeling lost and cold as a sin. A shred of hope, a little bit of sweetness. Anything please, except for defeat” doesn’t sound Scar-esque. And the bonus of it being a corrupt Scar talking to Grian??? And the potential of him spinning Grian around as he sings to him? Bet.

“Fred Astaire” by Jukebox The Ghost: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again — this is a Last Life!Mumbo song. It’s him having fun dancing with Grian, then Grian turns red. And then the lyrics — “in those eyes, i can do no crime” hits worse for Mumbo because he’s having a hard time thinking of Grian as not the best friend he knew, but a Red Life, even as Grian tries to kill him. And then vice versa when Mumbo turns red and Grian is still yellow, and watching Mumbo more and more unhinged.

“See You Again” by Miley Cyrus: Don’t you dare scoff at me. It’s a C!Flower Husbands song, and YOU KNOW IT. It’s Scott making a fool of himself in front of Jimmy and being determined to make a better example after that, but something about Jimmy just makes him lose every bit of poise. On the opposite end, Empires!Jimmy constantly tripping over himself in front of Scott and repeatedly making the worst impressions every time. And Joel is right there like “Oh yeah, that’s just Jimmy. He’s just like that sometimes”. And Jimmy being SO EMBARRASSED. It’s also just an absolute jam that you just know Scott would vibe to, and I think we should start appreciating again just how good this song is.

“Guy.Exe” by Superfruit: Listen, I’m sure it’s been said before, but “six-feet tall and super strong, we always get along” was practically meant for Empires!Scott and Joel talking about their fish partners. I will constantly stand by the idea of the Seablings being just,,, they’ve got muscles! They’re strong!!!Empires!Lizzie being a strong, badass fish queen and Jimmy actually having muscles??? I just love that for them. Lizzie can absolutely lift Joel with ease and I just think that’s just chef’s kiss! Mwah! Anyway, this entire song though is absolutely Empires!Scott telling someone about his ridiculously high standards, then falling head over heels for this dumbass fishman. I’ve decided this is a fact. I also think that 3rd Life!Scar deserve to be added to the list of buff himbos this song applies to, and so does Rendog. I don’t think I need to explain why Ren is included, but he deserves to be here. No, you won’t be convincing me otherwise.

[nobody7102]

Bestie......um......I did a thing.....I was not expecting it to be a thing until I read Salem's Lot and picturing Lewis as Ben Mears is making it all the worse.

I know I've shared this scenario with alot of people (and that Stranger Things is an acquired taste for many) but just the thought of it is giving me major ideas and making me laugh like an idiot.

Reader and Ben have been married for a while, Baby Randy was adopted after Father Callahan brought him to the doorstep one night and has grown up with their own son (i'm gonna call him Sean for posterity's sake) as his brother.

Ben, reader, Jimmy Cody, Matt Burke, Father Callahan and Mark Petrie are the heads of a vampire hunter coven and live with the other members, including Ben's mom and dad (we all probably know who the face claim of Ben's dad is, it's no secret) in like this old looking Victorian house outside of town and are tasked with hunting the hoary little shits at weird hours of the week.

One night a particularly annoying species is causing issues in the town and the guys all are trying to come up with a diversion when they discover that the ugly little shits are repelled not only by the sight of a crucifix, but also but loud and obnoxious noises. So they get to thinking and Matt Burke decides "what's loud and obnoxious and something that certain people in the town hate? Rock music".

Unfortunately the stereo system in the living room isn't loud enough to repel the creepy hoard, but Mark realizes that one member of the coven keeps a bunch of guitars and amps in the back shed/garage area (cuz he's probably a music teacher or some shit by day and a hunter by night) and that's when it clicks. Mark's like "guys, hold my fucking beer, I have an idea".

Mark, Ben, Ben's dad, Jimmy and a few others bring the stuff up to the rooftop where they rig up a pretty loud sound system. Mark and Ben both proceed to lead the others as they jam out "Master of Puppets" by Metallica and surprisingly enough it works and the creatures flee in terror back to the unholy pits from whence they came.

Meanwhile, the reader is down on the porch with Ben's mom and the both of you are like "yeesh, leave it to the men to create a diversion." You look over to see Randy and Sean, both headbanging, sticking their tongues out and making little devil horns with their fingers and shouting "DADDY AND OUR UNCLES ROOOOOOOCK!!!!" at the tops of their lungs while you roll your eyes.

I was not on any sort of anything when I wrote this, I swear to Jesus (lol).

Oh my god, words cannot describe the laugh that left my mouth as I read this 😂 god I love this.

Props to Mark man and his ridiculously awesome ideas. I can just see Ben’s dad saying some shit like “Aren’t you glad I made you take guitar lessons”