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[slondile]

I wish i loved myself enough to leave you.

[sweetd3lights]

[intimidating-fettuccine]

[Jeff and Liu chilling]

Jeff:

Liu:

Jeff: One of us is still it from a childhood game of tag.

Liu:

Jeff:

Liu: Way to fuck me up on a random Sunday.

[thememedaddy]

[geopsych]

Another frosty one from early November 2021.

[an1melust]

[cultcieht]

[daily-spooky]

[fraxi0m]

[sankta-wraith]

Good Omens as Staged S3

Crowley, sarcastically: There’s no such thing as bad art. Aziraphale: Now that’s a popular misconception.

Crowley: Can you get a train? Aziraphale: Japan is an island. Crowley: I know Japan is an island. I just miss you :(

Crowley: Can I call in a favor? Aziraphale: Do I owe you a favor? Crowley: *Holds up very small notebooks* Aziraphale: *Pulls out a different notebook* *Both flip through notebooks intently* Aziraphale: We’re even. Crowley: We are not! Aziraphale: Yes we are. I have it written down. Crowley: *Glares glarefully*

Crowley: There’s an image of me out there as an angry person. Aziraphale: No Crowley: Yes! Yes there is! Aziraphale: You’re not an angry person. You’re someone in touch with your emotions

Aziraphale: When things are really bad, I make model ships Crowley: I know. I’ve seen them Aziraphale: They’re not good Crowley: You use too much glue

Aziraphale: I can’t read in the car Crowley: Well I can’t drive in the bookshop

Aziraphale: What motivates you? Crowley: Panic. What inspires you? Aziraphale: The rising of bread. What are you afraid of? Crowley: Magnets. What do you say when you walk into the room? Aziraphale: The industry is like the Serengeti and I am a lion.