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niurd · 6 days ago
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insomniac-arrest · 7 days ago
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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs
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amnesiaguy · 28 days ago
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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
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hotsauceintheebag · 9 days ago
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The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight.
Eric, Terry Prachett
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cod-dump · 6 days ago
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Ghost: You're pretty
Graves: I-
Ghost: Pretty PATHETIC
Graves: ... you didn't even give me the chance to even think there was a chance that it was a genuine compliment
Ghost: You're right, I was too impatient
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virtualplushy · 28 days ago
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i just wanna say a formal thank u to pasta for being like that
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incorrectbatfam · 21 days ago
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Jason: For Halloween, I'm going as a disappointment to my family.
Damian: At least you don't need to buy a costume.
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apoemaday · 10 days ago
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The Day of Our Divorce Hearing
by Ruth Lepson
you treated me to lunch, a spaghetti place. We had never been so kind to each other. When you said I’m still a slob, we laughed. After lunch, we stood in the parking lot. You said, you have the last word, but I said, No, I’m tired of being the one who sums things up. You get the last word. But you couldn’t think of one. So off you went to our silver car, I to our red one. It’s three years later. And even that’s just a story now. Lately I don’t feel as if I lived with you. But I remember our kindness that day, when it no longer mattered.
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thememedaddy · 8 days ago
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geopsych · 18 days ago
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Another frosty one from early November 2021.
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