Zeus: Did you bring Hera?
Demeter, gesturing to Hades: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Zeus: Hades? The next best thing would be Poseidon.
Hades: I would be offended, but Poseidon is freakishly strong.
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Izanagi: Susanoo, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Susanoo: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Bres: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Lugh: I'm aware of that.
Bres: But then you and I had some time together.
Lugh: Uh-huh?
Bres: It did not get better.
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Paris: I just ended a five year relationship.
Hector: Oh no, are you okay?
Paris: It’s okay, it wasn’t mine.
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Vintage newspaper article
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Lancelot: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Gawain: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Arthur.
Lancelot, hanging it on his wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
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Gilgamesh, throwing his head into Enkidu's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Enkidu, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty annoying, that's what you are.
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Vishnu: Yes, I’m adopting Ganesha and you cowards can’t tell me not to!
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Indra : I wish you we're gay so we can make out
Zeus : Who said i wasn't gay
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Indra : I wish you we're gay so we can make out
Zeus : Who said i wasn't gay
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Poseidon, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Susanoo: Hey.
Tangaroa: Hi.
Enki: Hello.
Njord: Hey!
Poseidon: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Manannan: We were out of Doritos.
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Susanoo, grinning: Before you were what?
Amaterasu: Before I was-
Susanoo: What?
Amaterasu: Before I was inter-
Susanoo: Before you were interrupted?
Amaterasu: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Susanoo: What?
Amaterasu: *makes frustrated sound*
Tsukiyomi, nervously: Stop that. Before she hurts you.
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Gender: that pink one ig 😭
Sexuality: It’s a secret
Romance: Why ya wanna know? 😏
Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game
How do:
You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels!
So, for example, this,
"Gender? Agender
Sexuality? Lesbian
Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic"
would be this:
"Gender? I hardly know 'er!
Sexuality? Girl-kisser
Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"
So, here's mine!
Gender? Yours, fool
Sexuality? Yes
Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough
TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)
@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @gloriousvermin @midnight-thedyke @littlebookworm69 @runwiththerain @cybercerealkiller @ishouldsleepbut @ssavinggrace @i-love-your-father @us-costco-official @scifikode @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast
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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.
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@withlovefromolympus @inc0rrectmyths @pelideswhore @godsofhumanity @greekschist @hydestudixs @h0bg0blin-meat @lorelibrarianlizbit @browsing-my-favourite-fandoms @nysus-temple @mytho-nerd @0lympian-c0uncil
Let's all make ourselves as little guys! Everyone is welcome to join!
Here's mine:
Tagging: @silentwillowwhisperer @hecateisalesbian @mushr00mswirl @mischievousmary
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@withlovefromolympus @inc0rrectmyths @pelideswhore @godsofhumanity @greekschist @hydestudixs @h0bg0blin-meat @lorelibrarianlizbit @browsing-my-favourite-fandoms @nysus-temple @mytho-nerd @0lympian-c0uncil
Let’s make a cast of Villains!
All you need to do is this picrew, and tag some people.
Here’s mine. An evil AI version of me.
Tags: @godofautism @dinosaurguts @mayhem-moth and anyone else who wants to join.
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@withlovefromolympus @inc0rrectmyths @pelideswhore @amylouioc @godsofhumanity @greekschist @hydestudixs @h0bg0blin-meat @lorelibrarianlizbit @browsing-my-favourite-fandoms @nysus-temple @mytho-nerd @0lympian-c0uncil
i thought this quiz was really cool so i’m starting a tag game :3
this uquiz! ⬆️
npt: @fakestziv@a-wondering-thought@sleepy-vix@jeanosthecatperson@annotated-catastrophe@arson-the-living-crime@imnotpayingforurtherapy@zinepunk@cloroxcasserole@secondbutonenothird@carrotsinnovember@maximum-tragedy anyone else who wants to join
(as always if you weren’t tagged and you want to be let me know and if you were tagged and don’t want to be also let me know)
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