ɪ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴡᴀʏꜱ, ʜᴀʀᴅ. ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀ. ᴊᴇᴡɪꜱʜ ɢɪʀʟʏ, ᴍᴜʟᴛɪꜱʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ, ꜱᴀɢ, ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ
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The vigilante dating world is, perhaps, a bit too small
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liam dunbar being supernaturally good at lacrosse despite being a plain old human because his rival at his fuck u prep school was a whole ass werewolf and he didn't know it but he had to keep up out of spite. i like to imagine the entire time at devonford, brett was scratching his head like i swear to god this kid is human but he still somehow keeps blocking my shots? cmon lori give him a sniff for me. just to be sure.
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I love them
not them giggling over killing a ghost rider 😂😭
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Here's a quick au idea that just came to me today:
In a modern au where Merlin is still waiting on Arthur, historians recently discovered a whole batch of legal documents from Arthur's reign. These documents detail many changes he made to the laws of Camelot, including the repeal of the magic ban (which the historians assumed was just a halt on witch hunts).
However, one thing that the historians note as strange were the large number of laws that only applied to the king's personal manservant, who was never mentioned by name in the documents. These laws range from oddly specific, such as 'the king's manservant shall not accompany knights to the tavern', to downright bizarre decrees that make no sense, like 'the king's manservant is hereby forbidden from pointing out stew in the king's hair.'
The historians' first guess was that perhaps King Arthur was going a bit mad in his later years, but they didn't find any other ludicrous laws besides the ones pertaining to his manservant, which then led the historians to question the identity of this manservant and his relationship to the king.
All of this culminates in a historical exhibit showcasing the documents and postulating on this mysterious manservant of king Arthur. Many scholars flock to the exhibit, eager to examine the documents and debate their meaning and impact within a historical context.
Which then leads to a very tired Dr. Merlin Emrys, a medieval history professor, being dragged by his colleagues to see the exhibit and having to stifle is laughter as these world-renowned scholars tear their hair out trying to understand what was essentially a prank war between him and Arthur.
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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The Holy Trinity

All 3 of these are in the top 30 most retweeted tweets of all time
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one direction bloggers are the scariest motherfuckers on this website
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buddie is so cool. you’d think that mr frat boy rebel kid steals-fire-engines-to-fuck-in-them buck buckley would be the bad influence on mr military silver star single father ballroom dance champion eddie diaz. but in reality it’s mr illegal fight club changes-a-tyre-with-a-boot-on-it “we don’t need a key we’re firefighters” eddie diaz dragging mr loves baking loves kids goes-crazy-for-rules-and-clipboards buck buckley into shenanigans with him. beautiful <3
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Apollo god of healing and plagues gets turned a human and in response the zombie apocalypse starts and zeus is too proud to turn apollo back to a god to fix it so civilization is sent into ruin and thats how we get canon zombie apocalypse au. In this fanfiction I will-
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Og jayce & viktor
He finally figured out the formula guys (ft normal friend behavior)
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believe me, my son, there's nothing I haven't heard
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Just did this exact monologue for my school's theater class audition
"it isn't how it should be. eat or be eaten. power and glory and nothing else matters. ares is that way. zeus is that way. my mother is that way. he isn't that way. he's better than that. maybe i was that way once but i don't want to be that way anymore. i won't be like all of you. i just won't."
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NEW ONE IN THE OVA DUB WHEN JOE GOES
"ohh, we got a badass over here!"
EHENNDNDMENDJRKDKE
Vocal stim of the week: that one line in sk8 (English dub) where Joe goes 'you move like a robot.."
✨ a pissy one ✨
I'm obsessed .
#sk8 anime#sk8 ova#sk8 the infinity#sk8 cherry#sk8 joe#cherry blossom#kaoru sakurayashiki#kaoru#kojiro nanjo#matchablossom#joecherry#renga#sk8 renga#sk8 reki#reki kyan#langa hasegawa#reki x langa#sk8 langa#english dub#cherry x joe#joe x cherry#sk8
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Hey guys so.
Do you see the vision
Do you guys understand what I’m saying
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Bringing back this old post of mine because tim wanted 'realism.'
I think we as a fandom either collectively ignore or just straight up forget that the 9-1-1 universe is canonically supernatural? Like are we forgetting buck was LITERALLY cursed? Or that he could SEE himself whilst in a coma? Or maybe that Tommy's husband's ghost lit the candles on her dining table after her begging for a sign he's there? yeah.
#girl a ghost called 9-1-1#shut your bitch ass up#tim minear#9 1 1#9 1 1 on abc#9 1 1 show#buddie#911 buddie#eddie diaz#911#911 on fox#9 1 1 lone star#911 on abc#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#tarlos#bobby nash#rip bobby nash#athena grant
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