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Fantastic Four is actually a good movie!!! Between this and Superman we are really winning with superhero movies rn!!
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kind of in my losing chess to a dog era
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Why do they deserve to win?
Superman Smashes the Klan
No Man's Land
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I just know that every conversation where someone asks Tim "why didn't you tell us?" will always result in the answer being "I told Dick."
Same with Dick, whenever someone in the family asks him that the answer is "Tim already knew."
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Bucky, (basically the entire show): I think weâre gonna have to steal this shield, Sam
Sam: Damn
Iâve only seen 2 episodes of falcon and the winter soldier and I already want to punch John Walker into next Tuesday.
prediction: by episode 4, Buckyâs gonna either punch Walker or steal his shield.
on the other hand, I now see why people ship SamBucky. The therapist really did put them through couple therapy lol
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Heâs gonna have to be first to propose as well lol
love how bucky is always first in his relationship.
- first to apologize
- first to say â i love youâ
- first to commit to living together
- first âsam as capâ fanboy
- first to show up when sam is in trouble
- always first to defend sam
- first to be vulnerable
pls sam, give this man a ring, heâs practically foaming at the mouth for it.
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terrible horrible ways to have someone watch the mcu for the first time
bc i just saw someone on tiktok who is watching them in ALPHABETICAL ORDER (go crazy ig tho) . anyways these are the most godawful ways i can think of for someone to watch the mcu as a first time viewer
watch the movies backwards starting from the newest to the oldest
only watch the movies that came out during leap years and then cycle back and watch everything else
alternatively watch everything that wasnât released during a leap year and then watch the leap year movies to fill in the gaps
watch every movie in a different language
watch the movies based on the length of the title, either going from shortest title to longest title or longest title to shortest title
watch the movies based on runtime (longest runtime to shortest or vice versa)
make a word search puzzle of the movies and everytime you find a title you watch that movie
watch them based on the colors of the rainbow (as in, arrange them based on the most prominent colors in the movie poster in order from red to purple etc. idk this one sounds like it would go crazy also technically avengers endgame would be purple so it would be close to the end but also infinity war is like orange or yellow so that would be near the beginning but also ca:tws is like gray so that would be like bordering on the end of the watch? lmao this just sounds funny)
put all the movies into a wheel and watch them as you spin
start a game of monopoly with your friends except whenever you buy a property it is actually a movie that that person specifically has to watch on their own and if anyone lands on a property that is owned they have to watch whichever movie it represents as well (basically someone could buy avengers infinity war really early on and have to watch the movie and stay silent as all of their friends play in ignorant bliss as to whatâs to come. and donât even get me started on the idea of a person going for endgame or no way home right off the bat). this probably goes on for several months until everyone has watched all the movies
put one song from each movie soundtrack into a spotify playlist, shuffle it, and whichever theme you get corresponds to the movie you have to watch. then remove that theme from the playlist and do so until all movies have been watched
watch them based on the amount of characters on the poster (from most to lease and vv)
watch in release order but put the same amount of time between releases (ex, one year between infinity war and endgame). unfortunately if you use this method youâll probably die before watching everything bc they just keep pushing out more stuff for you to wait on so by the time you catch up theyâre already lapping you
alternative, watch in chronological order and put the same amount of time between the events as it was in the movies for your entire life. unfortunately if you use this method youâll also probably die before you watch everything
the end
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everyone get more sambucky pilled please im begging
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Writing tool for your fight scenes.
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Fake SamBucky fans: We love Sam and Bucky as a couple if Steve can't have him in Canon. He's not white or a woman. But until someone better comes along, Sam will do. đ
Me:
I ship SamBucky because Sam choose on his own to search for Bucky after how badly they treated each other with Sam dropkicking Bucky on the street and Bucky ripping off Sam's wings before kicking him off the hellicarrier.
Sam literally went from 'I don't think he's the kind you save. He's the kind you stop' to 'where do we begin' in his steps towards helping bring back Bucky. Steve didn't ask it. Sam volunteered. It's sweet that no matter how much Sam acts like he hates Bucky, he was willing to give up his secure job to search for him. Clearly, he saw Bucky was redeemable enough to risk approaching a guy who normally attacked first and asked questions later.
No matter how much they pretend they can't stand each other, they always find themselves drawn together in a crisis. Whether its fighting a teenager in pjs at an airport or dealing with an alien invasion, Sam and Bucky always had each other's backs.
Sam doesnt need to write out in big letters in the sky that Bucky means everything to him. Sam shows his care in little ways and Bucky is lucky to have someone in his corner to treat him like a person and not a weaponized accessory or just Captain America's best friend. He sees Bucky as Bucky and let's his opinions be known accordingly with no ulterior motives.

Sam is someone who checks in on him without prompting because he recognizes Bucky as a PTSD victim and POW without trying to lecture him like he's one of Sam's patients. Sam defends Bucky automatically against people like John Walker and Zemo. He teases and argues with Bucky like a schoolyard kid with and crush. Fights at his side, trusting Bucky to have his six.
Sam is someone who gives him that little drop of normalcy by welcoming Bucky into his family. He let Bucky around his most vulnerable, precious people because Sam trusts Bucky and wants to show him off to his family.
Bucky showed he cared with how determined he was to give Sam the shield. The fact he considered that shield his only family and Bucky fought to give it to Sam means something that people fail to notice. Bucky could have stolen it for himself. It was his last reminder of Steve; wherever old man Steve is. But he wanted it for Sam because he believed in Sam and he clearly wasn't ready for that kind of responsibility in Infinity Wars.
Bucky gave Sam a whole suitcase full of Wakandian tech, using his last favor from the Dora Milaje because he believed in his man that much. He knew he was on thin ice with them but he needed something to convince Sam that he was the one.
Bucky doesn't trust easy. So for him to put all his trust in Sam time after time. They consuled each other in Endgame. Sam was the only Avenger remaining that kept checking on Bucky despite their supposed bad blood. Bucky willingly opened up to Sam about his nightmares when it was like pulling teeth for Dr. Raynor to open about anything.
When they both refused to acknowledge what they had, Bucky was willing to face off John Walker so that Sam could talk to the terrorists. They argued constantly but Sam and Bucky where never vicious to each other like jaded Sharon Carter was to Bucky. Their arguing was their own love language. Whenever they would say 'I hate you' it had no real fire and is said more with fond annoyance.
Sam worried about Bucky long after Steve disappeared and Bucky gave his blessing the moment he saw old man Steve on the park bench. SamBucky is amazing because they went from two perfect strangers whose only connection was their best friend Steve Rogers; to two petty and in love people who proved they can survive together without Steve as long as they have each other.
Sam Wilson deserves Bucky Barnes and Bucky Barnes deserve Sam Wilson because they can be real with each other and know the other ain't going anywhere.
Periodt.
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I need more mutuals who also like Sam x Bucky. PLEASEEE we can yap about the husbands!!!!
#Sam has a gold necklace with the letters JB#Bucky has a silver necklace with the letters SW#ooo what if the do it as engraved dog tags#or bracelets/anklets#sambucky
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Good morning, dear Sam Wilson fans. In today's post, I'm leaving you with this. So you can always remember to that racist Walker stans that he will NEVER be better than Sam Wilson as Captain America, because this comic issue is the proof.

Kisses y'all đđđ
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Iâm loyal to Sam Wilson under any circumstance he finds himself in đââď¸
People on Capâs team in CACW are pious buttholes
People on Capâs team in the Thunderbolts post credit scene are 100% right
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âhair holds memoriesâ right?
so, Bucky who cuts off his hair, âfreeing yourselfâ from the winter soldier AND Bucky, who grows his hair back to holds the memories of Sam
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This project took me several months to complete and Iâll have to say Iâm happy with how it turned out.
Also wanna thank @gay-barbarian @literallymercy @universi8 for being my beta readers
If you plan on reading this while listening to the album you should know I did tweak some of the lyrics on certain and slightly altered a few other scenes.
Also if you see some typos throughout the script please let me know so I can fix it. I went back and edited this over this 15 times thinking I fixed all of the mistakes but I still end up coming across a few. This thing is 172 pages and I did not feel like going through all those again.
Anyways, enough of my yapping
Here you go
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earlier:
now:
Captain America: Brave New World
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a real sambucky fan never speaks ill of sam wilson
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