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I haven’t been able to stop playing mario sports games recently so take this TD parody drawing of Mario Super Sluggers.

I fell in love with the new character screen.

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Just a few Dramastuck sketches because they’ve been on my mind.

- I imagine Zoey’s mind would flip to commando mode after she becomes a Rainbow Drinker (resurrecting similarly to Kanaya).

- I LOVE the idea of Jo in trickster mode so I decided to give her a bubblegum theme.

- I really wanted to make a sprite so I stuck Lightning and Scott together.

- I also wanted to draw Mike just because he’s adorable. I tried to experiment with the idea that his alters would be convinced they belong to a different blood caste (because they’re all individuals) so I gave his god tier wings splashes of the other blood colors that match his personalities: Mal and Mike have the same color (Cardinal), Manitoba has Mahogany, Chester has Saffron, Vito has Sapphire, Svetlana has Iris.

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I’m down to my last remaining, well-functioning brain cell and it just supplied me with this fear: 

What if all the contestants on Total Drama were manipulated into playing a character?

Sticking with the theme that reality shows can be very scripted, what if they are all just playing characters the network wrote for them? AND NONE OF THEM IRL ARE ACTUALLY LIKE THEY ARE IN THE SHOW?! IS THAT WHY THEY ARE ALL STEREOTYPES?!

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Imagine Team Dude buzz cuts.

Lightning tries to convince Jo to hop on the bandwagon he believes he’s created and make them the superior sha-team. Meanwhile Brick is attempting to save Lightning from getting his ass beat (not to mention stop a possible fashion fail). 

But then Jo is just like, “Bet. I’ll actually do it. How bad could it look?”

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Dramastuck 1: Press Start

We open with introducing the birthday boy.

>Enter name

Your name is Sam, and as previously revealed it is your birthday! Your sixteenth birthday to be exact. So far, you’ve spent it like every other day of your life; playing multiple videogames at a time for hours on end in your parents’ basement. Good thing you’re only a teenager; so, in context, your behavior is still somewhat socially acceptable.

You have been waiting all day for a very important package to arrive. One of tremendous personal value. One you have been anticipating the release of for months now.

And yes, it is a game.

But not just any game.

The new digital adventure: Sburb.

In the meantime, you decide to engage in another game already installed on your Swiive console: Super Cardio Bros. The smash hit gaming sensation starring two swol brothers on a mission to save the lovely Princess Protein Shake from the clutches of the evil Lord Lipid (ruler of the fast-food chains). You’re already on the final level of the last world: MacRonald’s, the kingdom of Lord Lipid.

You arrive at the heart of Lord Lipid’s restaurant, ready for a final battle so intense, you’re bound to give Lord Lipid a heart attack.

Out of nowhere, the game freezes up and makes a loud buzzing sound. Great, the Swiive overheated again. Perfect. Time to unplug and restart it.

You unplug the console.

Nothing happens.

The screen stays on and the buzzing is louder than before.

What the hell?

You begin to panic as you simultaneously try to think of a reason why this is happening and how to stop it. But before you can do anything the screen glitches.

You notice the power button on the Swiive glow bright pink.

The screen glitches for about ten seconds, the pixels rearranging and changing to form a new image.

A moving image.

Once the pixels sort themselves out, you cannot tear your eyes from the screen.

A beautiful girl, perhaps the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen in your entire life stares through the screen, looking extremely puzzled. The first things that stick out are her light gray skin, paired with long, black hair. Sprouting out from her head are what look like…horns? One is curved, while the other is straight. Her strong eyeliner and vibrant pink lipstick perfectly complement her face; not to mention the pink print on her otherwise black shirt. In fact, even the room she’s in is pink!

From her angle, it looks as if she’s holding the screen in her hand with her arm fully extended. She keeps moving it like she’s looking for something specific.

Her mouth is moving but no volume is heard from your end. Finally coming out of your stupor, you grab the console’s remote in an attempt to find any answers. You press the plus button.

A small blank box shows up on the bottom of the screen. You can see that it’s part of a program Pesterchum that you downloaded into the console a while ago to communicate with your online gamer buddies every now and again. You catch that the text on the screen matches up with her mouth. The text that shows up on the other end is the same pink on the girl’s lips and shirt.

royalCamerahog [RC] began pestering hardcoreGamer [HG]

RC: OMG!! Why wont this stupid thing work!?

RC: Like, WTF am I doing wrong!?

RC: If I have to pester B again when I just got off ISTG.

RC: I need this fixed ASAP!!

RC: Looks like Im gonna have to turn it off and restart again SMH.

Suddenly, the screen shuts off, and the light from the Swiive fades away.

You’re stunned into silence as you try to wrap your head around what in all the great suns of Orion just happened.

You’re interrupted by your mother shouting your name upstairs.

Your package has arrived.

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MAJOR THEORY: The Fresh writers were originally planning on making Jock cannon in All-Stars and that’s why the Scottney dynamic they wrote fits Jock 100%.

April Fools! 

Unless...👀

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I’M SCREAMING THIS IS SO PRECIOUS!!!❤❤❤

I literally could not ask for a better start to my morning. 

Fresh TV please hire me; I now have a basic grasp of anatomy

Anyway; Jock animatic (song is Stella by Cereus Bright)

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Dramastuck: Blood colors

All the (non-canon) blood colors listed are in a lovely chart created by @fir3h34rt for making fantrolls. A HUGE thank you to them for making my life (and I’m sure others) a whole lot easier.

Anne Maria – Ruby

Mike – Cardinal

Dawn – Copper

Cameron – Lemon

Staci – Lime

Zoey – Peridot

Brick – Topaz

Scott – Cerulean

Jo – Slate

B – Grape

Lightning – Plum

Dakota – Coral

Here’s a link to the chart!

https://fir3h34rt.tumblr.com/post/122139342291

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Total Drama as 10 Minute Power Hour Quotes!

Noah: Hello, and welcome to the 10 Minute Power Hour! My name is Noah and that’s Owen.

Owen: *picks up the plastic soldier off the table and pops it in his mouth*

Noah: No, Owen, you can’t eat everything...

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Brick: *pushes a board away from him*

Jo: No! Not that way, THIS way! You stupid buffoon!

Brick: *pulls the board towards him* This way?

Jo: Why did I marry you?

Brick: I don’t know...

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Scott: *ranting* Why do they make it for you? That’s the whole point of a gingerbread house! You...cook it and bake it yourself and you...make a beautiful thing with your family and you say, “Look what we did!” and then you...destroy it. Like you destroy the relationship of your family every year when you show up, and bring your disgusting life patterns into their life. And you’re like, “Well, I have - uh, uh, uh, uh, Toyota Sienna!”, and they’re like, “Well, I have a Jeep Cherokee!”, and then you just yell at each other for an hour. *turns to Dawn*

Dawn: Merry Christmas!

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*a fresh canvas is on the table*

Gwen: This time- *before she can finish, Courtney puts her painted handprint on the canvas* NO, DON’T, COURTNEY FUCKING GODDAMNIT!

Courtney: *starts cracking up*

Gwen: It’s fine...It’s not a big deal...

Courtney: That was the most legit anger I’ve heard out of you in so long! “Courtney- “ *laughs*

Gwen: *joins her in laughing*

Courtney: “FUCKING GODDAMNIT!”

Gwen: *crying laughter* I’m gonna pee!

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Dramastuck: Classes and Aspects

The rest of the ROTI trolls’ classes and aspects:

Anne Maria - Witch of Heart

Mike - Bard of Breath

Dawn - Sylph of Life

Cameron - Page of Light

Staci - Seer of Space

Zoey - Maid of Hope

Brick - Knight of Blood

Scott - Thief of Void

Jo - Rogue of Time

B - Mage of Mind

Lightning - Prince of Rage

Dakota - Heir of Doom

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Dramastuck: Troll Names

I initially felt bad about changing everyone’s names to satisfy the “trolls have six letter names” canon but I tried to either find variations of their names or find names with the same meaning. 

Anne Maria – Gianna (both meaning “gracious”)

Mike – Meical (variation of Michael)

Dawn – Oriana (meaning “dawn”)

Cameron – Camron (variation of Cameron)

Staci – Stacey (variation of Staci)

Zoey – Zoelie (variation of Zoey)

Brick – Kellen (both meaning “swamp”)

Scott – Albern (both meaning “warrior”)

Jo – Jordyn (a six letter name that Jo could be short for)

B – Bevvie (variation of Beverly)

Lightning – Rudolf (variation of Rudolph)

Dakota – Dacoda (Dakoda is a variation of Dakota but I changed it to make a fish pun)

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Dramastuck

I’m thinking about making small comics for my TD Homestuck AU. Nothing really plot heavy or fancy, just random scene ideas that pop in my brain. 

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Jack Stauber’s Buttercup has been my Jock anthem since August.

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Anyone else imagine Scott to be one of those people who can swallow pills dry and freak out everybody around him in the process?

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I submitted this back in early February to @totalzwen, so I’m reposting it now to commemorate my first art offering to the TD community!