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Fucking cute

Nico's Big Sisters

I have this headcanon that while Bianca is away, the cabins take turns looking after Nico and he gets to stay with them.

Nico, crying: Thaliaaa!!!

Thalia: Nico? What's wrong?

Nico: *incomprehensible babble*

Thalia: Okay, okay, calm down. Tell me what happened

Nico, pointing to some Hermes kids: Tho- Those boys stole Three.

Thalia: *looks over at the Hermes kids tossing around a dog stuffie with three heads*

Nico: I told them to give it back but they wont. And they kept making fun of it

Thalia, rolling up her sleeves: Just a sec

Later:

Thalia with dirt all over her and slightly bloodied fists: Here you go, Nico. *hands over Three*

Nico: YAAAAY! THANK YOU, THALIA!

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Nico: Reyna...

Reyna: Yes, Nico?

Nico: I fell down the track and I scraped my knee and hands *shows his hands*

Reyna, sees his injuries: Aww, c'mon let's go get them treated.

Dakota: OW! FUCK! REYNA! ONE OF THE HUNTERS JUST SHOT ME ON THE SHOULDER WITH AN ARROW

Reyna: WALK IT OFF!

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If Zoë lived:

Bianca: Zoë

Zoë: Bianca, hello.

Bianca: You remember my little brother, Nico.

Zoë: Oh, yes, of course. Nice to see you again, little one

Nico, standing next to Bianca: *shyly waves*

Bianca: Nico made something for you. *whispers to Nico* come on, you can give it to her.

Nico, slowly approaches her: *hands over a jar of paper stars*

Zoë: *takes jar of paper stars*

Nico: Thank you for looking after my sister

Zoë: Well, you're very welcome, Nico. This is a very beautiful gift.

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Nico, entering the Aphrodite Cabin: Piper...

Piper: Hm? Oh, hey, Nico. What's up?

Nico, shyly whispers to her: Can you make me look pretty?

Piper: Why do you want me to make you look pretty?

Nico, fidgeting with his fingers: Will asked me out on a date

Piper and almost all of the Aphrodite Cabin: *gasp*

Piper: Alright girls, we got a code Apollo! Let's move! Move! Move! Let's get this baby ready for his first date!

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Annabeth: Alright. C'mon, Nico. Time for bed

Nico: Aw, okay. *climbs into bed*

Annabeth, sitting beside him: What story do you want me to read to you today?

Nico: We haven't finished the one about the big cat, the mean old lady, and the box yet.

Annabeth: ...you mean The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe?

Nico: Mhm. We stopped when Edmund went to the mean old lady's castle.

Annabeth: Ah! Then The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe it is!

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Nico: Rachel!

Rachel: Oh, hey, Nico. Did you need something?

Nico: No, not really. I was making something and Percy said that you might like it. *hands over a box*

Rachel: *takes box and opens it* What is it?

Nico: It's paint! The Demeter kids let me plant sometimes in their garden and I get the flowers and I made them into paint!

Rachel:

Nico: See? The blue one is from Morning Glory flowers, the red one is made from Roses, the yellow one is made out of Marigolds, the orange one is made from Poppies, the purple one is made from the Lilacs, and the green one I made from Leaves!

Rachel:

Nico: :D Do you like it?

Rachel: This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever given me ༼☯﹏☯༽

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Mark, training Nico: Alright. Here's what's gonna happen. You want a candy bar?

Nico: *nods*

Mark: It's on that table over there. *points to table behind him* To get it, you need to get past me first.

Nico:

Mark: Now, I'm bigger than you. So you need to be smart and think of how-

Nico: *punches Mark in the groin, and pushes him to the side, then goes over to the candy bar*

Mark, on the floor, clutching his groin: Oh, good gods!

Nico, can't open the candy bar: *goes over to Clarisse and shows her the candy bar* Open, please

Clarisse:

Nico: (´｡• ◡ •｡`)

Later during Capture the Flag:

Clarisse: Alright, listen up! If anyone wants to mess with this kid, know that he is under my protection. You wanna mess with him, you go through me first!

Nico: *holding Clarisse's hand, eating a candy bar*

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ladies and gentleman: Archibald

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Chapter three is out :]

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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Ink Artwork by Endre Penovác

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Wenclair fanfiction

Enid would like to keep her psychopathic roommate, but unfortunately Ms. Weems had given an ultimatum. Wednesday has to stay out of trouble for this semester or she will be expelled. The only problem... Wednesday didn't seem to care and continues happily harassing teachers.

Or

Wednesday still has unfinished business with the new botany teacher while her friends desperately try to keep the Trouble Magnet out of trouble for the last thirty-seven days of the semester in order to keep her at school

updates: once a month

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My will to life... I can not find it

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bloodthirsty squirrel with rabies.....

From the fanfic "driving to my house in the middle of the night" by AtomicJellyb3an on AO3

Recently read this and absolutely loved it. The story is about Enid moving into a new house that's haunted by multiple spirits and Wednesday is a ghost hunter that will be expelling one type of ghost every week. It's hilarious and very heartfelt. Definitely one of my favorites.

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I just found a fucking god at the cello

he streams late at night wenn I`m also awake and its magical listening to him.

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People always saying Jason and Percy are the same, but it`s Reyna and Percy, and Annabeth and Jason.

Finally, someone sees it.

Jeyna is genderbent percabeth

FUCKING FIGHT ME

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thank you!

Face it, we all know that Nyx x Erebus is the wholesome goth couple that people pretend Hades X Persephone Is?

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I don`t know much about them

can somebody tell me their story? :]

Face it, we all know that Nyx x Erebus is the wholesome goth couple that people pretend Hades X Persephone Is?

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Must follow the path, the path from the potato of luck

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One of my favourite things to watch in the Internet: Punks being kind while still looking cool!