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Lord of the Rings and dinosaurs. That's all I remember.

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Last night I dreamt there was a giant tree that reached up into the clouds. Above the tree was a sort of wormhole that had absorbed a bunch of stuff, and so a group of people decided to scale the tree so that they could reclaim the resources. After a few days they reached the top and found the divine being that resided within, who rewarded the people by creating a city in the sky for them.

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Last night I dreamt that human tongues were attached by four buttons in a row. If any buttons came undone there was a risk of both the buttons and the tongue being swallowed, and for whatever reason the buttons were non-replacable. The thread for my back two tongue buttons snapped and this was a major concern where I had to be very careful speaking and avoided eating until I could get them sewn back in.

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Last night I dreamt I was at a video game convention. Someone kept kicking an oversized pink inflatable football at me and every time I kicked it back (to avoid imminent death, not because I like or am good at football) it veered off and hit the same girl in the face. This happened around three times and I was very deeply apologetic.

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Last night, I dreamt there was a fight club of sorts in an abandoned warehouse whose floor was covered in glass. I was the only one with concerns for hygiene.

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Last night, I dreamt I was a highschool student who had stolen some LSD from school (which they had for some reason) and was rather paranoid about it. I hid it in a secret pocket in my coat and ran home in the rain. My home in this dream was an old gothic detached house in a minor state of disrepair. A knock at the door came shortly after I had hung up my coat, which turned out to be a member of the school's faculty. At this point tensions were high, until they said that a DVD had been stolen from the school and to phone in if I knew anything.

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Last night, I dreamt that all of the snow ran out due to global warming, so ground-up whales were shot into the air as a replacement. The artificial whale-based snow was unpleasant to the touch, and did not smell nice.

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Last night, I dreamt that someone kept trying to blackmail me with the "scars on my back", not understanding why I did not care at all. Meanwhile, I was attempting to explain to them what stretch marks are.

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Last night, I dreamt that I and four friends (who do not exist as far as I am aware) were investigating traffic light drones that were being sold as a commercial product to city councils despite being unsafe. We came across the house of the person who had the original concept and discovered that he had planned everything out to an absurd level of precision, down to what dates he and those around him would die, world events and how they would affect the family, and when the traffic light drones company would go bankrupt after a scandal in 2152.

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Last night, I dreamt that a creature from space appeared in my living room. It was a metal amalgam that was alive and kept trying to consume any metal that was nearby, including the twenty or so rings that were on my fingers. That problem was solved by putting it in a box.

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Last night, I dreamt that there was a shelf in our house with a mouse pad on it. One day, a kitten appeared on it. The kitten was black topped and white bellied. If anyone tried to move the mouse pad, the kitten would cat scream loud enough to break glass.

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Last night, I dreamt that people's knees had orifices.

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Last night, I dreamt that I was walking with one of my siblings. We came across a white speckled raven, which was also unusually small. It repeatedly said 'No more sorrys.' and nothing else.

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Last night, I dreamt that my glass was chipped. :(

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Last night, I dreamt that I was walking through a building carrying two glasses directly in front of my face. Then, a woman slightly taller than me walked up to me and punched me in the face, causing the glasses to disappear. Then, I started talking to her, and for some reason started comparing leg length - my legs were slightly longer. I complimented her skirt, she complimented mine. And then we ******.

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Last night, I dreamt that I was one of four ~15 year old anime girls in a slice of life thing. I was the black haired one, and there was also red, green, and pink haired ones.

My character was really bad at getting to sleep, and after going to a doctor about it got diagnosed with general anxiety disorder.

As the dream went on, the slice of life elements started to fade away as the characters got more and more involved with a life of crime, and my character was the only one who opposed it.

As the four characters lay in the back of a truck driving away from a murder they committed, my character mused that perhaps a life of crime is OK.

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Last night, I dreamt that I was walking around wearing only underwear, a t-shirt, and thigh-high socks. For some reason, I was carrying 3 different sized bottles of maple syrup.