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I sent you my radish’s please respond 😳

*playfully reminds you that Ackee is a fruit that exists*

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In the first photo I thought it was a guinea pig with a bad bowl cut and it’s eyes were it’s nose and I’m not afraid to admit it

smetimes I remember marmosets exist, and I don't know how to deal with that

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Was telling a story to a friend and I need to know what a nursing home was called so I asked what’s that place where all the old people hang out

And I kid you not SHE SAID A FUCKING CEMETERY IVE NEVER DISAGREED WITH SOMETHING SO MUCH THAT WAS SO FACTUALLY RIGHT BEFORE

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Went to go try a fake meat burger for breakfast with my room mates and I said I might switch over I got that look usually reserved for a college grad with a math major saying 1+1=11

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WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE WE’VE BASICALLY ALL EATEN HAM CORRECT WELL FUN FACTS THAT COME FROM THE PIGS BUTT

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ALL OF US HAVE EATEN ASS MEANING WE’RE NOT VIRGENS

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W-wait a fucking second vegans don’t wanna eat living things right wellllllllllll technically plants are living creatures

CHECKMATE VEGANS