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Incident D -- Ashiya Douman x reader

Finally got this done! This is based on the hc's I wrote some while back. Enjoy! :D

Fandom: FGO

Pairing: Ashiya Douman x reader

warnings: implied smut, Douman being chaotic, might have typos (let me know if I missed any)

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You stirred from your sleep and rubbed your eyes that were still sensitive to the light coming from your window. You turned to look next to you to find the other side of your bed empty. You didn’t think too much of it since he often got up earlier than you. You collapse back on your pillow, lying there for a while longer, before getting up. 

You got up after a short while and the cool air of your room hit your naked body harshly, after being under the warm covers of your bed. You shivered and wrapped the blanket around you to block the cold.

You walk into the bathroom, blanket still wrapped around your naked form. You drop the blanket right in front of the bathroom and step inside. You turn on the faucet and wash your face with cool water. You look up and close the faucet. You look at your reflection in the mirror and smile at your bed hair, remembering the events of last night that make your cheeks flush a light shade of red. You style your hair and walk out of the bathroom to go find some clothes.

You open your closet and find a new sweater on your other clothes with a note on top of it. You read it quietly and smile at the text.

“Good morning my dear. I apologize for leaving earlier and not waking you up, I wanted you to get a good sleep. I saw this sweater once and instantly thought it would look absolutely perfect on you, so I got it for you. I hope to see you wearing it today ;)

Yours truly

D”

You set the note aside and take the sweater in your hands. You let it open and see it’s a gorgeous white wool sweater with beautiful embroidery. You turn it around and look at the back of the sweater. It’s got a completely open back. You smile looking at the shirt and without a second thought you put it on and match it with your favorite trousers. You go to the bathroom and quickly check yourself in the mirror. The sweater is perfect. And finally you leave your quarters.

You decide to go get yourself some breakfast in the cafeteria so you start walking the corridors of Chaldea and towards your destination. As you finally get to the cafeteria you go talk to the kitchen staff of the day and ask for some breakfast. Boudica and Emiya greet you with a smile and compliment your new sweater.

“Thank you i just got it today” you smile and give them a twirl- only to hear both of them gasp slightly once your back is towards them.

“What?” you look at them confused. “Is there something wrong? You don’t like it?” you look down at your sweater and back at them.

“N-no! Nothing, nothing…” Boudica mumbles and her speech quiets down. “Anyway! Here you go, master! Your breakfast!” She speaks quickly and gives you something to eat and walks away. Emiya’s eyes are still looking down at you in shock.

You give them one final confused look and go find a table. You hear a couple of people gasp and snicker as you walk past them and you give them a confused look, but they look away from you right away.

You finally see Mash sitting at a table talking with Robin Hood and Mandricardo and decide to join them.

“Morning guys”, you greet them with a smile.

“Master! That’s a lovely sweater you’re wearing”  Mash says, smiling brightly at you.

“Thank you Mash! I quite like it myself as well” you smile and give her a twirl as well. You hear Mash gasp and Mandricardo nearly choking on his coffee as you twirl, while the green archer starts giggling.

“M–master!” Mash struggles to find words, covering her mouth in shock,

Robin whistles at you. “Woow Master that’s quite bold” he says as he keeps chuckling. “That a permanent tattoo?”

You furrow your brows in confusion “What?” you start to get nervous. “What do you mean?”

“Um…” Mash starts, clearly struggling to find words in her shock. “You- you should go find a mirror…” she mumbles.

You freeze for a moment before you start running back towards your quarters faster than ever. You open your door hurriedly and rush into the bathroom and in front of the mirror. You turn and see what’s on your back. Your face goes absolutely pale when you realise you’ve been walking around Chaldea your back bear with THAT on it.

“PROPERTY OF ASHIYA DOUMAN”

That’s what reads on your back with cat sized letters. Your face flushes completely red with embarrassment and anger. 

You turn on the faucet and get water on your hands and try to wash the text off; but it doesn’t work. You let out a sigh of frustration and give up trying to wash it away.

You leave your quarters, your face still red from embarrassment and start walking towards the evil-doers quarters. And as you finally reach your said destination you knock on the door quite roughly.

“Douman!” you yell. “Douman! Open. The door. Now!

Finally the door opens and in front of you stands the tall and handsome devil with the biggest shit eating grin on his face.

“Oh hello my dear” he says with a flirtatious tone. “I see you’re wearing your new sweater~How do you like it, love? Mind giving me a little spin?” he says with the same grin on his face, cocking one eyebrow.

“Not. funny” you tell him, your face still fiery red.

“Oh come on now dear, just one twirl~“ he takes one of your hands and twirls you around. He chuckles when he sees his masterpiece on your back.

“Stop it!” you say and yank your hand out of his grip. “do something about this!” you shout, frustrated. He just chuckles at your frustration.

“I don’t know… I’m quite fond of that masterpiece of mine, like I am fond of you” he purrs with a sly smirk on his face.

You let out a frustrated sigh and turn to walk away, leaving him behind to stand against his door frame, chuckling as he looks at your back.

You head back to your own quarters, toss your sweater off and jump in the shower in an attempt to get the text off your back.”Ass...” you mumble to yourself.

A couple of days pass as you ignore him everytime you see him and also try to wash the permanent marker off your back, morning and night. You had to ask help from Mash a couple of times. For days you felt angry at him, never getting an apology from him, until one day you hear a loud knock on your door. You walk to it and open it, seeing the large man in front of you with a broken look on his face.

“A-” you begin but you’re soon cut off by him.

“Y/N! My heart! My soul! Please, forgive me! I can’t do this anymore, it’s been too long! It’s been ages since I last saw you and your lovely face smiling at me! Please!” he spoke in a loud desperate voice.

“A-” you tried to speak to him, but you couldn’t interrupt his long, dramatic speech about not seeing you in an eon (*three days), how he’s sorry and feels terrible about his horrible sin (*writing on your back with a permanent marker) and how he can’t breathe without you by his side, how he lost the light of his life for eternity (*you waited for him to apologize to you for a couple of days).

“Ashi!” you finally raise your voice and get his attention. You look at him with a kind smile on your face. “It’s quite alright” you tell him. “I was just angry and I wanted an apology. I forgive you”

Suddenly he gets up and smirks at you, like the breakdown he had right in front of you never happened.

“Ah my dear, I knew you’d forgive your Daddy D…” he smirks and speaks with a flirty tone, gently grabbing your chin and making you look up at him. You blush at his words since you're standing in the hallway.

“Ashi…”

“Well then my dear, how about I show you just how happy I am about our conversation just now?” He speaks in a sly and seductive tone that never fails to make you blush. He pulls you back into your room, locking the door behind you both and you know what he has in store for you for the coming night, after being apart for so long.

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FGO Gawain x reader HCs

Hahaa I finally managed to write at least something that I could post! It's been way too long since the last time and it feels so good to finally post something. There are a couple of fics that are almost ready and only require proofreading.

Anyway enjoy these fluffy headcanons I made. <3 :D

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fandom: FGO

Gawain x reader headcanons

Warnings: none, just fluff, but tell me if I missed any!

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-first off he’s super sweet and wholesome with you when you get to know him

-every time you see him, he will kiss the back of your hand and look into your eyes

-he will give you flowers every now and then. sometimes only individual flowers that he will put behind your ear and smile sweetly at you while doing so

-”a beautiful flower to my even more beautiful master”

-gives the best and the warmest hugs ever

-will give you his cloak whenever you’re cold. sometimes he will wear the cloak himself and wrap it around you so that you are both covered by it

-if you give him any gifts, and i mean anything, he will treasure it ‘til the end of time

-he probably has a box or a whole cupboard solely meant for the gifts you give him. he keeps it in the safest place in his room and every once in a while he goes through all the gifts you’ve given him, smiling at the memories

-never refuses to carry you anywhere if you ask him. will give you piggyback rides or carry you bridal style, smiling widely while doing so

-will compliment you every chance he gets, whether you’re romantically involved with him or not

-”you look stunning today, master!”

-will do anything to keep you happy and smiling and protect you from all things bad and scary

-always ready to help you with anything

-loves holding you close if you let him, but respects your boundaries and always makes sure you’re comfortable

-sometimes brings you breakfast and lunch from the cafeteria to your room as a surprise

-he once tried to make pancakes for you himself but failed quite miserably

-so from then on he just asked Emiya to make your favorite dishes and helps him in the kitchen as well as he can

-100/10, an absolute sweetheart of a knight (i would 100% date)

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Tiny Soap rizzing up Ghost hardstyle!!

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futa!SAMUS - I Got Lost, Lost My Helmet And Found Something In My Pants That Wasn't There Before

Okay now before anything I think have to say a couple of things about this. This fic started off as a joke and the idea came from my s/o. Don't ask how or why, I don't know either. I didn't even think about posting this at first, but after being convinced that this is actually good, here we are. And honestly this was quite fun to write :D I hope it's fun to read as well.

This is very different from everything that I've written and posted before, but i hope you enjoy! :D

WARNINGS: futanari, masturbation, sex pollen, aliens biting and attacking, nsfw

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT

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Samus opened her eyes. She was met with a view of a strange environment. She was laying on her back. She had no idea where she was or how she ended up there. Her head throbbed with nearly unbearable pain. She squeezed her eyes shut and held her head. She got up from her spot slowly. Once she found balance on her legs she looked around and took in her surroundings. She noticed she wasn't wearing her helmet. She looked around for it, but couldn't find it.

She felt her heart beginning to quicken in her chest and blood flowing faster, slight panic slowly starting to take over her. Who or what brought her here? Where was her helmet? She tried to remember what had happened before she had blacked out. Some things were starting to slowly come back to her.

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She came through the gate to a new area she had never seen before. She had a destination, but this wasn’t it. This place wasn’ even on the map.

The way here had been tough and she knew things wouldn’t get any easier here. She decided to check her map once again to see where exactly she was.

The map started glitching terribly. She tried to fix it, with no success. She was now faced with a decision;

Would she continue going forward alone and hope to find the right way? Or would she turn back and find another way and hopefully succeed?

She chose the first option. She could handle this.

She started moving forward, weapon at the ready in case for an unwanted passerby. Something felt off to her. She felt more conscious of her surroundings and she was a lot more alert than she usually is. 

She turned to look back abruptly and saw a small slimy creature approaching furiously towards her - a metroid. She took an aim and shot it. That was all it took to kill the beast. But that wasn’t the end of it all.

More of the same creatures darted towards with great speed. Her eyes widened and tried to avoid the coming attack. She began shooting at the creatures in every direction she managed to shoot. Were the creatures more aggressive here than usual?

She began to run out of ammo and she had no other choice but to run as fast and as far away as possible. One of the creatures managed to grab her head. She tried to shake the creatures off her, eventually succeeding, but her helmet fell off in the process. She would have to worry about that later, right now she had to get away from here.

She seemed to be clear after a short while of running. But right as she thought she had survived, she felt a sharp pain in her left leg and screamed and fell as a result. She looked down at her leg and saw an unusually large metroid biting her leg. She shot and the alien exploded. She tried to get up, but collapsed right away. Her head felt heavy and the world around her seemed to be spinning. She groaned and tried to lift herself up one more time, before the whole world went dark.

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Her breath started to even out as all these memories started coming back to her. Thankfully she could remember all that. But even so, all this didn’t shake off the uneasy feeling she had been feeling ever since she woke up. It must be this environment playing tricks on her mind and body.

She began going forward, senses and instincts sharper than ever. She took in her surroundings and tried to see if there were any unwanted creatures lurking in the shadows.

Eventually Samus found a spot that seemed to be safe enough to have a break at. She sat down looking into the distance, thinking how she would find her way out of this place. She looked down at her slightly damaged leg, and only now noticed the tingling sensation on her leg. She felt something else she hadn’t noticed before as well, slightly higher up in her body.

Her pulse began to rise. Her suit felt tighter and uncomfortable in certain places. She furrowed her eyebrows in confusion and fear. What was happening? 

She slowly started to move her hand towards the area where she felt uncomfortable; her crotch. Her hand was shaking, she was afraid but she was also sure she was just imagining things and all could be explained with this new unfamiliar and eerie place.

She finally dared to lay her hand on her crotch. She froze. There was something there that shouldn’t be there. And something that definitely wasn’t there before.

Her pulse got quicker and she felt like she couldn't breathe. What was happening? What had happened? She didn't understand. Something like this can't just happen. Was it because of the bite? Something messing up her genes? She couldn’t be sure.

She had to get out of there. She started running. She ran to the direction she came from. She couldn't stay here for another moment.

When she could finally see the gate out of this place she increased her speed. Almost there.

Only about 20 metres away from the door she heard a strange noise. A sort of pop and a hiss. She looked around,trying to find the source of the sound. She looked up and noticed something falling from above her. Some kind of green dust. It got into her eyes and the stinging sensation in her eyes made her groan. She stopped for a moment to rub her eyes. She looked up again and blinked a couple of times. The dust was still falling.

For the rest of the way to the entrance she walked, feeling slightly exhausted. Must be because of all the stress she's gone through just during these couple of hours alone.

She finally got out and took a deep breath. She kept walking for a while, finally finding a spot that seemed safe enough to rest at. She sat down and leaned her back against a wall and closed her eyes, trying not to think about the things she had just witnessed.

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After a while of sitting and attempting to calm down, Samus began to grow a bit restless. She was feeling very weird. She felt like she was burning. Her breathing was slightly heavier and quicker. She felt uncomfortable in her suit. Her tummy hurt a bit. And lower she felt extremely uncomfortable, slight pain in her crotch getting worse every second. Then it hit her;

She was horny.

This was a feeling she hadn’t felt for a long while, and she didn’t even have time for that feeling considering what she did all the time; fighting metroids et cetera. 

She looked down at her crotch and noticed a huge bulge down there. Her eyes widened at the sight. She looked away and tried to think about anything else but that, with little to no success.

She came to the conclusion that there was only one thing she could do about it.

She hurriedly started to strip herself of her suit, panting, anticipation growing along with the pain in her crotch.

She finally got fully out of her suit, and she got a good look at her new cock. Her eyes widened. It was huge. There was already some precum dripping from the tip, falling along its sides. The tip was an angry shade of red and she could see the thick veins pulsing.

Hesitantly she started to touch herself. She started pumping her up and down her girth, moaning and whimpering slightly. She threw her head back and hit it against the wall, but she couldn’t care less.

After only a few strokes along her girth her mind began to go foggy. Her heart was beating faster, she was breathing harder and her moans and whimpers grew louder. She didn’t know whether she was alone or not, and honestly she didn’t give a shit.

She felt herself getting close. Her whimpers had gotten louder, eventually turning into screams. She wasn’t sure when was the last time she had felt this good, and this was just her hand. At this point she was a moaning, screaming and sweating mess. She bit her lip and her cock twitched in her own hand.

She started seeing stars and the whole world around her turned white. She arched her back and screamed out in pleasure as she came hard, her cum getting everywhere around her. She breathed heavily and leaned back against the wall, mind still blank from the orgasm she just gave herself.

She looked down at her now soft cock laying against her thigh, not exactly sure what to think of what just happened. And now that her head began to clear, she started wondering, what could have gotten her so horny all of a sudden. She finally came to some sort of a conclusion that sounded crazy, but was still the only logical explanation for it. The dust that had fallen on her and gotten into her eyes was some kind of sex pollen. She had heard about it, but she thought it was just some weird fantasy thing.

She began to feel slightly drowsy. Before she would go back to relaxing and possibly taking a short nap, she cleaned herself with whatever equipment she happened to have on her and was good enough for cleaning her own cum off of her. While cleaning she noticed how big of a load she had just nutted. She slightly smiled to herself and shook her head.

When she was finally done cleaning herself, she got back into her suit and lied down on the ground. She closed her eyes and soon enough, she let sleep take over her tired and satisfied form.

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Man I Love Bedivere

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just gotta say sorry to any blogs I accidentally report thinking you're a bot

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Also me when not enough Garrus content

Me when not enough König content

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“Primos / Saint Quartz please?”

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(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

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ASHIYA DOUMAN x GN! READER -- Headcanons

Ashiya Douman x reader headcanons

Fandom: FGO

Warnings: none (?) (let me know if I missed any) just Ashiya Douman being a chaotic menace

I haven't proofread this properly, so sorry if there are some typos!

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-an absolute menace overall

-he likes to scare and prank people of Chaldea all the time

-he chooses his victims pretty much randomly, no one can be saved from him

-he is such a flirt

-especially to his master

-he loves teasing you and he LIVES for the blush dusting your cheeks and the embarrassed look on your face

-to tease you even more, he likes to push your hair behind you ear

-”let me see that cute face of yours now will you, hm?” he would say and stare you down, with a mischievous smirk on his face

-he does not like to share

-he gets jealous INSTANTLY when you give even a second of your time to another servant

-you’ve talked to him about it and he knows he hast to deal with it

-but he doesn’t want to

-so you must deal with his attempts to steal you away with him or catching your attention

-he can be really extra sometimes

-and sometimes he’s a bit of a pain

-but you’ve gotten used to it and this just proves to you that he cares about you

-his love language is physical touch

-he loves cuddling and hugs

-also kisses

-he loves giving head and back scratches

-he likes to draw random shapes to your back with his nails

-he once saw an opportunity to prank you with the help of this habit of his

-when you two were in your room cuddling, he started tracing his nails along your back again

-but after a short while he replaced his finger with a sharpie

-you noticed this the same evening when you were going to shower and noticed it in your reflection in the mirror

-he had written “Douman’s property, no touch!” with cat-size letters

-you were not happy

-you gave him zero attention the next day

-it was like poison to him

-he was absolutely tormented by this

-he apologised about a million times and helped you get the text off your back

-he never did something similar ever again

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2022 was a tough year, so I wanted to welcome 2023 with a smile and laughs.

I present to you low quality memes!

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Can’t title this, take it as you will

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Feat ver. Fate

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MIDORIYA x GN! READER -- Dating headcanons

It's been too long since I last wrote anything ;--; but I finally got something done and the result is this

Midoriya Izuku "Deku" x gender neutral reader

Fandom: My Hero Academia

warnings: smut later down below, nothing very graphic

let me know if I missed any!

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SFW

-you met in a classic way

-met at U.A. and he was absolutely dumbstruck by your looks

-poor thing became a blushing mess and couldn’t speak coherently whenever you were around

-he was embarrassed by this

-you thought it was cute

-as time went on you became good friends

-you spent most of your time hanging out with him, Ochako and Iida

-when he learns you’re nerdy as well, his eyes start shining like a thousand stars

-he falls for you right then and there

-you both talk about your favourite pro-heroes and show eachother your merch collections

-buying birthday and christmas presents is quite easy

-every night Midoriya planned on asking you out on ang he was filled with determination

-but he never went through with it the next day

-at some point he became desperate and asked help from both his mom and adoptive dad (toshinori)

-they both found it adorable and were happy that he asked

-he was slightly embarrassed though

-but THE DEDICATION

-he took notes and wrote down all the tips those two gave him

-it didn’t take long ‘til one notebook was full of notes on how he would ask you out

-he even wrote down scenarios on how it would go

-he kept practising every day and wanted the whole thing to be perfected and romantic

-but a year went by and he never went through with it

-he was too nervous and scared

-he was scared that he would ruin your friendship

-he wasn’t even sure you liked him like that

-but little did he know…

-the moment your eyes landed on Midoriya on the first day of academy your heart skipped a beat

-he was the cutest guy you had ever seen

-he was also the kindest and the sweetest person ever

-so yeah you’ve had a big fat crush on him since day one

-you’ve been thinking about asking him out

-so far, no luck

-you haven’t gone through with it

-you talked about this with Jiro once

-she was really supportive, but she didn’t have any advice for you

-you were too scared to ask him since you didn’t want to ruin your relationship

-and you were quite convinced there was someone occupying his mind

-so you never went through with it

-one day though, just a regular day

-your dream came true

-i just said it was a regular day, which it was, but it was also a bit weird

-Midoriya was super fidgety the whole day and kept blushing whenever you said his name or talked to him, which hadn’t happened for a while

-the day went by and you were hanging out with the regular gang (iida and ochako and some others came by every now and then) -so your whole day had been quite chatty

-while Midoriya had been usually quiet

-he had only one thing to say, but he couldn’t get it out

-it was only one sentence, but to him it felt like it was terribly much to say

-you weren’t the only one who was a bit worried of his behaviour, others also kept asking if he’s okay

-the answer was always the same; “yeah I’m fine” *smile*

-he said this meanwhile looking like he’s going to explode

-which he did eventually

-you were walking outside, leaving school together and he was silent for very long

-you tried to talk to him, but he didn’t say much

-he just mumbled answer or just went “mh” or something

-eventually he just couldn’t take it anymore

-he exploded when you were in the middle of a sentence, saying something about the homework

-he just screamed

-he literally screamed out “WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME???!!”

-sounds aggressive, but it was just that, you know, good ol’ Midoriya scream

-you were SHOCKED

-you just froze

-so did he

-so for about solid 30 seconds neither of you said anything

-you just stared at each other, trying to find words

-your eyes were as big as plates

-once your brain had finally processed what had just happened, you smiled the widest and the brightest, the absolute cutest smile ever

-”yes” you breathed out

-Midoriya let out a relieved breath and looked super happy

-you hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheek

-”how could i ever say no to such a question?” you whispered to his ear

-he was the happiest person in the whole universe at that moment

-you too

-you two have the cutest dates

-sometimes you two go out and have fun

-sometimes you just stay at home/on campus and just cuddle and eat snacks

-Toshinori is your number 1 shipper

-present mic is number 2

-Midoriya’s mom absolutely LOVES you

-she always asks him when you’re going to come over again

-okay but she asks you that as well when you’re leaving their place

-you help her cook when you’re at their place

-the first time you visit she shows you Midoriya’s baby pictures

(-the cutest baby)

-he finds this super embarrassing though

-Midoriya really appreciates that you get along with her mom so well

-Midoriya isn’t into PDA, but he isn’t fully against it either

-he loves to hold your hand in public

-and no matter where you two are he will give you a quick kiss on your cheek before class starts, without exception

-sometimes he gives you a quick peck on the lips

-if he’s feeling really sneaky and cheeky, he might squeeze your butt when he passes you (ONLY IF YOU’RE OKAY WITH THAT)

-you guys have lunch together often

-you help each other with homeworks and assignments and studying for exams

-you guys also train together

-you guys don’t fight too often

-MIdoriya doesn’t like that

-if you two disagree on something, he likes to talk it out and make up, rather than yell at you and hear you yell back at him

-you almost never end up yelling at each other

-but when that does happen, it doesn’t go unnoticed

-your classmates and friends get worried when that happens and they’re always there for you if either one of you need someone to talk to

-you always make up very quickly and apologise to each other and talk it out

-Midoriya loves you way too much to have you being angry at him for too long

-he just wants to make you happy, and he feels bad whenever you guys fight

-thus he wants to talk about things as quickly as possible

-but he won’t impose

-if you need time to think, he will give you time to think

-he won’t force you talk

-once you’ve made up and done with your fight, everything seems to fall back into place 

NSFW

-okay so

-Midoriya is a real simp for you, and he shows that, not just in bedroom, but he especially shows it in bedroom

-the couple first times he’s really nervous

-during your first time he was absolutely mesmerised by the sight of you

-and thus also really nervous

-he’s not that loud in bed, but he whimpers and moans

-also likes expressing how much he loves you during the deed

-and good GOD it’s hot

-you almost come down just because of the noises that he makes

-most of the time he likes to be gentle with you

-but sometimes

-hoo boy

-when he’s really turned on he’s rougher with you and he talks more

-he isn’t too into dirty talking and he isn’t too good at it

-but during these rougher moments he’s very vocal

-”you’re so good for me baby” “you like that, hm?”

-he’s definitely in control during these times

-sometimes he likes to be under you, but mostly he wants to be on top

-he’s not too kinky, but he’s willing to try whatever interests you

-he really wants to know what you like and he wants to satisfy you the best he can

-he definitely worships your body during intimate moments

(-not just then though, he worships you all the time and everything about you, but anyway)

-he loves running his hands across your body, shoulders, hands, thighs, chest

-loves holding your face with one hand when he’s on top and kissing you

-plants kisses all over you

-when he’s rough he might leave some marks too

-the next day he’s a bit embarrassed and apologises

-also plants gentle kisses on the marks c’:

-the BEST aftercare

-he’ll help you clean yourself and cuddle you right after that

-sometimes he’ll be extra prepared and have snacks to share with you

-you guys also watch movies sometimes and end up falling asleep halfway through

-he will hold you for the whole time you sleep

-overall you and Midoriya are absolutely the cutest couple in the whole wide world

-and he is the most adorable smolbean to ever walk this earth and he is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for

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KING HASSAN x MASTER! READER -- Old Dad of the Mountain

A short wholesome thing of one of my favorite characters :D

King Hassan x master! reader (platonic)

Fandom: FGO

warnings: none, just fluff

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You walked around the corridors of Chaldea. You didn’t have much to do that day. You had already gone through the day’s training and now you had the rest of the day off. You greeted the staff and the servants as you passed by them. This was nice.

That was until you heard an announcement.

“Master Y/n’s presence is needed at the cafeteria immediately” sounded the intercom.

It kept repeating the message. You grew worried and rushed towards the cafeteria.

The intercom went silent after you got to the cafeteria, only to find it perfectly fine.

“What the hell…” you muttered to yourself, looking around.

“Good afternoon master” you heard a familiar, deep sound coming from your left.

You turned and your eyes landed on a huge figure that was wearing a cute apron which seemed to be way too small for them.

“Hassan?” you asked, surprised and slightly amused by the sight. THIS was the emergency?

He came closer and you saw a tray full of cookies in his hands.

“I made these for thee, young master. Thou art always so busy with thy responsibilities, so I decided to make thee some snacks”

You looked up at him with wide eyes and then down at the tray.

“I- Thank you, sir” you took the tray from him, hesitantly and confused. “I.. truly am grateful for this”

“It was nothing, young one. It is my duty as thy faithful servant, to ensure thy wellbeing and safety”

What is happening? The grand assassin, king Hassan, the very first assassin, making cookies? For you?

“Please, be seated, my young master” he pulled out a chair for you.

Is this for real?

“Thank you…” you sat down with the tray.

“Master” he turned to leave.

“Wait! I thought we’d share these together” you smiled at him, and took a bite of a freshly baked cookie. God, those were good.

“... If my young master so wishes” he took a seat in front of you. “How hast thy day been?”

You started telling him about your day, what you had done, what had made you happy, how Fou had woken you up that morning. He seemed to be fully focused on what you were saying. It was nice.

After a while, you started to feel slightly tired and yawned.

“Art thee tired, master?”

“A little, yeah. A nap would be nice” you stretched and got up. “Thank you so much for this, I’ll save the rest for later” you smiled.

“I shall help thee, master”

“Wha-”

Before you knew it, Hassan had already picked you up, like carrying a child towards your room. You fell asleep quite quickly while being carried by Hassan.

Finally he reached your room and set you down to your bed. He set a pillow under your head and pulled a blanket over you.

“Sleep well, master” he pat your head gently.

He left your room quietly so he wouldn’t wake you. He knew you worked so hard every day and knew you deserved a good nap. When he learned that this day would be pretty much a day off for you, he made sure it was a perfect resting day for you. He would make sure no one would disturb you or interrupt your nap. That was his responsibility.

Old man of the mountain? More like old dad of the mountain.

[a-little-awkward-simp]

SHOTA AIZAWA x FEM! READER -- Relationship headcanons

Shota Aizawa x reader

Fandom: My Hero Academia

warnings: none, fluff

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-you two met at U.A. on 5th day of school

(-Shota has written that down though he will never admit it, he just claims that he just happens to remember it, but in reality he wrote it down to a diary)

-he was super shy talking to you first, and to you it seemed like he wasn’t interested in you in any way

-and thus you thought it was weird how he came to ask about your day a few times a day but he never continued the conversation

-he literally just said “hmph” and left (blushing a lot)

-poor boy was too nervous

-hizashi was his wingman and he was the best wingman anyone could ever ask for

-he always came up with plans and told shota just what to do, but it never really worked out

-not that his plans were bad, shota was just never able to go through with them

-eventually hizashi gets tired of this and just goes over to talk to you and asks you to go to the movies with him and shota

-shota almost gets a heart attack after hearing this

-but he goes through with this since he has his wingman with him

-little does he know what hizashi has in his mind

-you guys finally get to the movies and find your places

-halfway through the movie hizashi excuses himself, leaving you and shota alone

-shota panics slightly but manages to keep cool

-you shyly move your hand closer to his

-his heart skips a beat when he feels your soft  hand on his

-he smiles and blushes

-you two go back to the lobby and meet up with hizashi, who apparently took 2 hours in the bathroom

-you first walk hizashi home and wish goodnight to him

-shota walks you home, and you give him a peck on the cheek once you to reach your home

-his grin goes from ear to ear the whole week

-after a short while he finally has the courage to confess his feelings to you, and he feels like the luckiest guy in the universe when you tell him you have feelings for him too

-you two start dating them and let me tell you he is the best boyfriend you could ever have

-he plans cute dates for you and surprises you with flowers and favourite food

-he also hides small notes around your home and inside your backpack

-in those notes he writes how much he cares about you, how happy he is to be with you and how much he appreciates you

-you always smile when you find these notes, and you’ve kept every single one of them

-Shota is definitely the one to say i love you first

-it just slipped

-you guys were hanging out at his place just cuddling and watching a movie

-he looked at you, petting your hair and that’s when he said it

-you looked at him in shock at first, and then that shock melted into a loving smiled

-”I love you too, Shota”

-he feels even luckier than before, though he didn’t believe that to be possible

-you eventually move in to live together

-after about a year of living together he proposes to you

-he made your favourite dinner to surprise you after work

-he got down to his one knee when you were getting more food to your plate

-you almost dropped your plate from surprise

-you cried, saying yes obviously

-you then hugged him tight and kissed him

-your wedding was beautiful

-you got married in autumn

-you had decided to have a rather small wedding, inviting family and close ones 

-hizashi was obviously the best man

-he and Shota cried when you walked down the aisle

-hizashi almost wailed tbh, but then again, his two best friends were getting married, who wouldn’t wail?

-after the whole hassle with Overhaul you two decided to take a vacation since it had been so rough

-you spent it at home though, recharging and finally getting enough sleep

-you two visit Eri very often and she enjoys the company of you both

-you finally end up adopting Eri and let me tell you you guys are just absolutely and incredibly cute and adorable family

-you change Aizawa’s name to Dadzawa in your contacts

-you two love it when Eri wears seasonal clothes for every holiday

-especially Shota even though he doesn’t admit it

-you both take her to work every now and then

-everyone, literally everyone, ADORES her there

-especially Hizashi, or uncle Hizashi like she calls him

-eventually she’ll call you guys mom and dad

-you cry when she calls you mom for the first time

-Shota’s phone is full of family pictures with you and Eri

-his phone wallpaper is a picture of you and Eri

-and so is his desktop wallpaper

-it’s actually more of a slideshow, the picture changes once in a while, but it’s always a picture of his family

-sometimes when Eri gets nightmares she climbs up to sleep between you two

-when this happens, you get up and comfort her and sometimes go to the kitchen to have a midnight snack

-sometimes Shota wakes up and joins you

-sometimes you three end up sleeping on the couch

-you are such a precious family

-he loves you two just so much