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Incorrect Quotes

(Taken from a Discord server I’m in)

Gabriel: I’m mad at Apple. There’s a top emoji 🔝 but no bottom emoji. This is bottom erasure.

Dean: Wait, Gabriel, I think I found the bottom emoji! 😇

Gabriel:....

Sam: Roasted

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Gabriel: *drunk* You’re the hottest boyfriend I ever had

Sam: I’m your husband

Gabriel: *sobbing* OMG THAT’S EVEN BETTER

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original post is from @softiesabriel (check them out they’re awesome)

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sorry for all the spn memes, I’m grieving (but srsly follow me for more memes n shit)

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Jack: Today’s question is, how do you deal with a crush?

Sam, Cas, Gabe, Dean: *facepalm* not again

Jack: yes again. So dads, what do you do when you have a crush?

Sam, takes the lead to do a little teaching of good values and crap: well, Jack, what I try to do is understand my feelings before I talk to them, and when I do approach them, I am always respectful and mindful of their wishes and I tell them how I feel and compliment them -

Dean, snickering: yeah, right

Sam: Shut up Dean.

Dean: why you gotta lie to the kid, Sammy? We all know that when you have a crush, you get as far away from the person as you can, otherwise they’d start liking you back and then you two’d end up banging and ta-da, they’re dead

Sam: …I hate you

Dean: *shrugs*

Jack, nodding and absorbing: what about you, Dean?

Dean, promptly: Well what you gotta do is judge if they’re in your league or not

Jack: if they are?

Dean: you put on the charm. Remember the blue-steel I showed you once?

Jack: the face I caught you practising in the mirror and you begged me to forget, but I never did?

Dean: yeah that’s the one

Jack: and what if they aren’t in my league?

Dean: you wait for the crush to go away

Jack, nodding: how long does that take?

Dean: depends on a lot of factors. Could be a week, or could be -

Sam, interrupting with a smirk: 10 years, inclusive of time spent in other realms such as purgatory

Jack: that LONG?

Sam, smirking wider as Dean goes red: oh yeah Jack, 10 years and running

Jack, nodding and accepting: I see. What about you, Castiel?

Cas: I…*thinks about raising Dean from hell, rebelling, fighting his garrison, falling from grace, disobeying Naomi, disobeying direct orders from Heaven, choosing him over an entire army, annoying a cosmic being enough to be brought back, healing every little bruise on his perfect face* I believe in grand gestures, Jack

Dean: *narrowing his eyes*

Sam, feeling pity for his brother: No Cas, you don’t. You’re a deathbed-confession guy

Cas: oh yes. That.

Jack, nodding: cool.

Cas, wistfully: but that didn’t work either so I don’t know if anything ever will.

Jack: why don’t you try doing something he likes with him?

Cas, touchy about the topic: You mean, like, cowboy around with him with a hat? Dress up as a medical practitioner to satisfy his kinks?

Dean, growing suspicious: that’s weirdly specific Cas

Cas: I can’t eVEN

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BONUS

Jack: what about you, uncle Gabe? What do you do when you have a crush?

Gabriel, thinking about all the weird shit he’s done to Sam, ranging from killing his brother 104 times in a day to picking his side over the rest of his family’s, from giving him genital herpes to making him suffer in Nutcracker, and so on and so forth: heh

Jack: what?

Gabriel: …archangels don’t get crushes hehe

Jack, nodding: okay thanks

*in another corner of the room*

Dean and Cas, at the same time: its okay Sam - NO - DON’T try to strangle yourself it’s fine he’s just dodging the question - nO SAM don’t try to strangle him either - sAM you’re scaring us now please start b r e a t h i n g

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Gabriel: You remind me of the ocean.

Lucifer: Explain.

Gabriel: So fucking salty.

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Seriously…i have no followers but it’s Cas…… this is my very first painting of a portrait….

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Sam: hey, uh… wanna go for dinner tonight?

Gabriel: Yeah, I’m free. Wait, with who?

Sam: uh… me?

Gabriel: like… a date?

Sam: well, yeah. A date.

Gabriel: (slowly slides from chair onto the floor)

Sam: um… Gabriel?

Gabriel: (white faced) oh my dad. It’s finally happening. Holy shit. Sam Winchester likes me. He wants to date me and marry me and make babies with me

Sam: it’s just dinner

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How Destiel becomes canon

Cas: Dean, we need to talk.

Dean: Uh, sure, Cas. What’s up?

Cas: I’ve done some research online and I also asked Sam for some advice, but I’m still a bit unsure on how to do this. I was wondering, if possibly, you would like to attend a romantic dinner with me?

Dean: Do you mean a date?

Cas: Yes. A “date.”

Dean: You know we’ve been going out for years, right? You don’t have to ask anymore.

Cas: Um…no we haven’t.

Dean: Yes, we have.

Cas: I’m pretty sure I would have remembered if we were a couple, Dean.

Dean: No, man, we’re definitely together. 

Cas: No, we’re not.

Dean: So I haven’t brought anyone home since 2012 for nothing?

Cas: We haven’t even had any intimate contact.

Dean: I thought you just weren’t into that! Besides, doesn’t that eye thing count?

Cas: What eye thing?

Dean: That eye thing!

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My tribute piece to Castiel. I binged all 11 seasons plus the new episodes of 12 in 4 months. Castiel is seen as a baby in a trench coat so I made him actually look cool!

do you see dean’s grave at the bottom

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J2 at Nashcon 2019(x)

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If Gabriel had been in law school with Sam

Gabriel: I have one question for the defendant. Guiltypersonsayswhat?

Defendant: What??

Gabriel: I did it guys, he’s going to jail

Sam: Oh my fucking god

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That’s it. That’s the show.

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Gabriel: This is rigged, what am I even being arrested for?

Police Officer: You literally just stabbed a guy for looking at your boyfriend wrong.

Gabriel:

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I forgot to post this one! Definitely a fave.

Testing out my copics of course.

Thanks to @kwality-kontent for the prompt lmfao.

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there I fixed it.