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white and gold. next question

Versace 2002

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the scariest thing about the new doctor who episode was the jumpscare of ruby having a boyfriend in next episodes preview

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He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.

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This bunny is so so clearly a dryad in disguise? It's whimsical demeanor? Dryad. It's semi-bipedal pose? Dryad. And most of all, that mushroom next to it? Literally called dryads saddle. The rouse is up bucko.

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What's stopping like amazing sculptors becoming the funniest paleontologists ever? Like if I could sculpt that well, I wouldn't use my powers to build guys with small dicks out of marble. I'd be making random shit from the floor and saying I'd unearthed a 'great breasted diplodocus' which is the 'only recorded fossil to have any fat tissue in tact, and the only known reptile to have had huge big naturals' and I think that should be more people's stance

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This is very sensible. I'm a very scary person

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free my man. he mightve done it but hey the other guy had it coming.

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Companies are gonna be so pissed when mice start using the Internet. Those little guys will accept the cookies but then be expecting milk too. Or so the saying goes.

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the picture of dorian gray (1890) - oscar wilde

"fuck my yaoi life"

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We really are just like computers. Like we can have our french language pack removed just like using "sudo rm -fr ./*" on linux to remove the french language pack! And in both it improves your life because you no longer are wasting energy on french!

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

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Breaking: object under so much stress it is undergoing plastic deformation.

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Did you guys know I literally invented lying?

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Had a dream where someone covered that B-52's song on a harpsichord and called it baroque lobster and it high key slapped but nobody has done this to my knowledge/findings and I now yearn for baroque lobster.

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Ok so it's been a while since I posted here but I have kinda a vent post/confession thing. I feel I'm constantly living in my own shadow. Attempting to live up to and meet the standards of who I once was and my deepest fear is that I have already passed the greatest day or the warmest hug or some other occasion in the syntax {positive superlative} {experience}.

For example. One random tuesday about 4 years ago at 3pm I wake up, groggy, discombobulated. I throw on a dressing gown and I stumble down stairs to get food. I spy some noodles on the shelf and an idea sparks within me. I pick the packet up. Fumble with it trying to open it before dumping its contents into a pan. I then pick my phone up and begin to film, Not the noodles as one would expect but my face. I filmed 15 minutes of me making plain noodles but filming only my face. It was the funniest shit ever. I will never top that. 😔

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So everyone knows vampires are unholy beings abandoned by god, but they can be made holy again with this one simple thing.

Sunlight and a collinder.

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I made an utterly terrible smoothie bowl today. Upsettingly it did pretty well. Perfect 300. Strikes every time.

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Only if the ambushes are being carried out by a smaller force!!

What glue do you use to join 2 people high up in the army?

General adhesive

"But what if I have 2 dolphins?" I hear you say!

Well then it's all porpoise glue you want

"and if it's 2 susans?"

Sue pair glue.