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Andy's Apple Farm Incorrect Quotes
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 2 months ago
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Peter, to Andy: I’m sorry for traumatizing you.
Peter: It will happen again.
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 2 months ago
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Thomas: I should have left you on the computer where I found you.
The Entity: But cha didn't!
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 2 months ago
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Baylee: So, what are your friends to you?
Andy: The reason I wake up every morning.
Baylee: Aww, that’s adorable!
Felix earlier that morning, breaking into Andy's house and smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!1!
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 2 months ago
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Draw Andy the Apple in ur style I will eat coal
Share me sum coal too will ya ?
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 3 months ago
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I think they would be friends
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 3 months ago
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Felix: I think clowns are boring, no offense though.
Baylee: Oh yeah? Well, I find them to be funny!
Felix: Really?
Baylee: Yeah! Like you for instance, you're absolutely hilarious!
Felix: Oh! Thanks man!
Felix:
Felix: Wait a minute-
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 3 months ago
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Pierre: Do you have any special skills?
Felix: Yeah, distraction.
Pierre: Oh, so you’re good at distracting people?
Felix: Nah, I’m good at being distracted.
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 3 months ago
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Arthur: Y-you're not gonna hit me with that axe, are you, Thomas?
Posessed Thomas: Yeah, in the face, why?
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 4 months ago
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anduh
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 5 months ago
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 5 months ago
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Peter: *frustrated sigh* Why is there a funeral at 9 AM?
Bauhaus: What? Are you not a 'mourning' person?
Peter: *trying hard not to laugh*
Bauhaus: Poor Melody, she used to love making music...
Peter: Well I mean at least she's still 'decomposing'
Bauhaus: PFFT-
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 5 months ago
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Felix: Is the pink panther a lion?
Claus: ...Felix, repeat that one more time.
Felix: Why??
Margaret: Felix, he's a panther.
Felix: But panthers aren't pink...
Claus: AND LIONS ARE???
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 5 months ago
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Me: This guy, well, let's call it the AAF fandom. And the AAF fandom has a problem.
Me: It's dead.
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 5 months ago
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*The gang are out under the rain*
Andy, laughing: How could anyone hate the rain?
Claus: OH MY GOD THEYRE TRYING TO DROWN ME IN THIS HO- I CANNOT SEE-
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 6 months ago
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I think they would be friends tbh
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 6 months ago
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Bauhaus: It is I, Bauhaus The Bat, human form of the 100 emoji.
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 6 months ago
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The Entity: when an orphan takes a family photo it's called a selfie
Isabella:
The Entity: say cheese, loser.
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