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@binch-i-might-be

Haha

[aaronburrssexdungon]

wait hold on, what’s the deal with you and binch-I-might-be and aaronburrssexdungon? do you have beef with both of them or something?

no. im a vegan so i have tofu with them

bon appetit

[aaronburrssexdungon]

@binch-i-might-be

Haha

[aaronburrssexdungon]

who? other than the one in the mirror?

[aaronburrssexdungon]

not checked on you in a while glad to see you're still active bb xo

thank u i m blushy!

[aaronburrssexdungon]

it's me the fart

only saw the first part of this message in my notifications and thought it said "everything is the same but hamilton pulls out" and i was like work

[aaronburrssexdungon]

Dude bro are you British? Who says 'wank' anymore?? (Smut writers)

no

i learn kings english

is old huh

[aaronburrssexdungon]

au where everything is the same but Hamilton pulls a thimothee chalamet and gives all of the continental Congress ghonorrea

or fukksa peach

or kylie

or...?

[aaronburrssexdungon]

the fact Maria Reynolds didn't get pregnant so we know Hamilton COULD pull out but decided not to. freak. what is it a kink you got a pregnancy breeding kink. weirdo *spits on his face*

hammi couldno pullout he use condum they sell bookshop in back secrette room made of sheeps kin raw dog wife condum side peece

[aaronburrssexdungon]

Yes.

[aaronburrssexdungon]

whenever someone sends you an ask about your fondness for extremely excessive blocking of people from your blog, the best response is a spotify link to a godawful song.

@aaronburrsexdungeon was that you

[aaronburrssexdungon]

wait which one is the real aaronburrssexdungeom im going to explide

i am

[aaronburrssexdungon]

How dare you tell me to suck your dick! I don't have to suck any dick I don't want to! Ljjijjngffgh

Its not your sunbeam given right to fellatio! When I read that I jumped up, spilled my wine bottle and screamed so loud my dogs yelped and began to hump each other. Lgffhgghj

Fellatio develops naturally, like friendship...don't you know anything??? Must I tell you things even 2 year olds know....??? I am 100% not required to suck you off! Sksutghjhddf

It's bizarre that you THINK this is how you get it! Gfrwtuioojhgg

Your bizarrely threatening to do something. I don't know what though but SOMETHING. Jkijhg c xcvnjn

I can count on one toe the number of blogs I haven't blocked and that one is the seppuku prevention hotline. Pkjhtyreskknbcdsd

I don't get paid to suck in a court of law or on top of the United States constitution . I lose count of the inundating number of dicks I get asked to suck every day. I can't keep up with it! Ytredfgbjjgczxvb

This is the most bizarre thing I've ever read!!! You don't get to come back tomorrow. You don't even get the crappy home version of our game. Your a complete loser! Donut engage 4ever no bestie for whoever the fuck you are good riddance! Skjhhfds

And I am completely normal, well adjusted and so super Nice! Skrrewqqertyuioppllljgdsazxcvbnklohgcset up hhkkgddgjjjbcddfgh

Eat a bag of dicks.

<3

whenever someone sends you an ask about your fondness for extremely excessive blocking of people from your blog, the best response is a spotify link to a godawful song.

@aaronburrsexdungeon was that you

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Foiled again by my extreme mental illness and hatred of people who like me. Jtffgbjjhgfd

I'll go write more demented rpf of people acting very differently than they did 200 slutty slutty years ago when they were alive. That will fix me. <3

whenever someone sends you an ask about your fondness for extremely excessive blocking of people from your blog, the best response is a spotify link to a godawful song.

@aaronburrsexdungeon was that you

[aaronburrssexdungon]

Oh sorry I forgot. My last reblog is how I always respond when people say they want to be friends, like this anon:

whenever someone sends you an ask about your fondness for extremely excessive blocking of people from your blog, the best response is a spotify link to a godawful song.

@aaronburrsexdungeon was that you

[aaronburrssexdungon]

this is so bafflingly weird and kind of threatening i was tempted to just delete it but when you started quoting alexander hamilton and the US constitution at me i hollered so loud my dogs got scared. girl this is not a court of law. i am not getting paid to Blog on tumblr.edu. i talk to some people more than others because that's how friendships organically work. you are not entitled to my attention no matter how many things you think we have in common from this infinitesimally small window i give you into my life. i am 100% not required to interact with anyone i don't feel like especially when they think sending a message like THIS is a good way to communicate. and anyone who's followed me for more than like a day knows i get inundated with a frankly disturbing amount of batshit anons and sometimes i sincerely cannot keep up with the messages/replies. i can count the number of people i've blocked on one hand and not that it's anyone's business but it was for my own mental health. when i tell you this is the strangest fucking message i've ever gotten.... the layers of absurdity. good riddance to whoever the fuck you are.

WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

whenever someone sends you an ask about your fondness for extremely excessive blocking of people from your blog, the best response is a spotify link to a godawful song.

@aaronburrsexdungeon was that you

[aaronburrssexdungon]

If that wasnt you I dont know. Just another person bitching about us blocking people. Goddamm shut up crybabies. You got blocked its not the end of the world. Maybe be less of a loser. Or else shut it. Huh!

whenever someone sends you an ask about your fondness for extremely excessive blocking of people from your blog, the best response is a spotify link to a godawful song.

@aaronburrsexdungeon was that you