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*Sam talking to Paul about Y/N*

Sam: Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Paul: She thinks it’s fancy?

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So I'm from Georgia and as such the southern accent runs deep. I sounds like a bail of hay sometimes and I can't help but wonder would the boys be able to understand me 😂😂😂😂 it gets especially thicker when I'm mad! What do yall think?

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Hot diggity dog 🥵🥵🥵 i love it!!

Kisses in the Dark Pairing: Paul/Reader Warning: SMUT/MDNI/18+,Vampirism/Blood-sucking, Desperate Paul, FERAL-VAMPIRE-FUCKING, FEM!READER, Kinda breeding kink if you squint, Reader is on her period so like- Period sex/kink (He's a vampire, of course this is gonna happen), Eating out. If I missed anything, tell me!

Tagging: @ariastur9z @margotwantstoknow @scrrry-mnsters @aviradasa @dushku @thelostboysforeva @acotar-lover @theorizinganomaly (Ask to be added)

You had just gotten out of the shower, wrapping a towel around yourself as you walk to the bathroom door, opening it. Steam from the bathroom flows through the open door. The cool room air hits your skin, goosebumps rising along your arm at the new temperature. You walk over to your dresser that was across from your bed swiftly, dropping your towel from around you as you look through the drawer for clothing. You were so content on getting warm clothes on you didn't see the person laying on your bed. All you heard was a whistle, causing you to flinch, turning around swiftly and covering yourself with a squeal. "Woah- Chill out princess!" Paul laughs, getting up from your bed and walking over to you. His hands gentle hold your wrists that were covering yourself. "No need for this, baby. Nothin' I haven't seen before." He whispered, the low tone sending a pang of arousal shoot through you, causing you to subconsciously rub your thighs together.

Thats when it hit you, "Oh Fuck!" You whisper out harshly, pulling out of Paul's grasp, speed walking to your bathroom again, until Paul grips your waist, pulling you back against him. "Where you think you're going?" Paul's voice lowered as he leaned down, mouth next to your ear. "Paul! I need to get a pad!" You huff out, feeling slightly disgusted as the wet sticky feeling covers your thighs. Paul's hand snakes down in between your legs, collecting some of your crimson essence. "Why would'ya want to hide this?" Paul hummed, bringing his blood covered fingers to his nose eyes fluttering shut at the smell, before bringing it to his mouth, sucking the blood from his fingers with a whiney sigh, eyes rolling back and knees buckling at the taste. "Oh fuck, baby." He moans out, opening his eyes and looking down at you. Your face was a mix of surprised and aroused, feeling your pussy clench around nothing.

“Mind if I taste it from the source, ma?” Paul asks, spinning you around so you’re facing him. “Wh-what?” You gasp when he picks you up, carrying you to your bed and laying you down on it, legs hanging off the side.

“Please?” Paul looks up at your from his knees at the foot of the bed, you can tell how much he means it, how much he wants to taste you.

“Paul it’s—“

“Gross? Baby.. it’s beautiful.” Paul moans, taking a breath in as the aroma of the blood hits his nose, making his growl out from deep within his chest.

“Fuu’please ma. Need it- wanna taste.” Paul starts begging, eyebrows furrowing as he massages your thighs, subconsciously parting them a bit further each time.

Paul leans down, kissing you hip softly while keeping eye contact. “Y’know how much I love to eat you out, baby. This just makes if more fun.” Paul whines, it makes your heart skip, goosebumps rise along your skin.

What was a few seconds, felt like hours to Paul. The smell alone made him feral, holding on by a thread to not just burrow his face between your thighs that second.

“Ok ok! Please— just do something!” You groan out, feeling yourself clench around nothing.

Paul’s eyes light up, a derpy smile spreads across his face. Biting his lip as he grips your legs, bringing them over his shoulder and pulling you to the edge of the bed.

“W-wait!.. can you turn the light off?” You mutter out, pointing to the ceiling-fan light. Paul looks up at you with the softest eyes. Standing up and walking over to turn off the light.

The only light in the room was the soft glow from your lamp. Paul walks back over, and then that’s when you see the bulge in his pants. It makes you wet with arousal at the thought of him getting hard from just you alone.

Paul kneels back down, planting kisses along your lower stomach, moving down to your pussy with soft kisses. You moan, laying flat on your bed, throwing your head back as Paul licks a long line up your slit, collecting your juices.

Paul moans out at the taste, his eyes flashing a golden yellow. Paul pulls make savoring the taste before leaning back in and eating you out as if he hasn’t eaten in decades.

Slurping, smacking and moans come from Paul. He holds your hips to his face as if you might disappear.

“H-Paul! Fuuck!” You moan out, slapping a hand over your mouth as the other hand takes place in his wild hair. Your hips roll and twitch, and Paul follows that movement. You tug at his hair when his teeth drift over your swollen clit just slightly. Making you tense you’re thighs, trying to close them, if Paul was human, you would’ve suffocated him, but since he’s a vampire, he wouldn’t mind at all.

If Paul could he’d keep his face buried between your thighs for the rest of his undead life. Paul moans and whines, eyebrows furrowing as he dips his tongue into your wet hole, then swiping his tongue up to your clit.

“Paul! Oh- I’m close! Paul—“ You gasp out, your breath being taken from you as Paul shakes his head, his nose nudging against your clit. You clench around his tongue, feeling yourself inch closer and closer to a sweet orgasm.

“Cmon baby.” Paul speaks against your pussy, the vibrations sending you off as you cum hard. Arching your back as a silent scream comes from your opened mouth, making you see stars.

Paul lifts away from your pussy, your blood and cum smeared across his face. His pupils blown wide.

“Fuuck- baby.” Paul slurs, looking down at you while he wipes his face with his hand, licking the remains off of it. “You okay?..” he asks, worried that you haven’t moved from your spot on the bed. You hum softly, eyes weak from exhaustion as you lift your head.

Paul leans down, picking you up and laying you farther up the bed. “Paul..” you mumble out, he stops you with a kiss to your lips. “I’ll go grab you a uh- what’s it called?”

“A pad?” You chuckle softly as he nods.

“Under the sink in a pink box.” You say as you turn into your side. “Grab me a rag too!” You call out.

Paul walks out with a pad and a wet rag, walking over to your underwear drawer and grabbing you a pair along with the shirt your lays out on top of the dresser. Paul walks back over to you, using the tab the wipe in between your thighs.

Paul hands you your underwear, the pad, and your shirt.

“Why didn’t you get me any shorts Paul?” You ask as Paul helps you put on your clothes. He giggles, “no point baby. I’m gonna be kissin that pussy in a bit again.” You roll your eyes after he helps you dress.

He gets into the bed beside you, pulling you onto his chest. He kisses the top of your head, “Love you, babe.”

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Literally the entire movie summed up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Michael: I ain't tryin' to get involved with y'all.

David: You gone get involved or I'll knock yo' ass out too. Make a choice.

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David: Why does everything bad happen to me?!

Sam: It's happening to us too David!

David: Well not really because your not blonde.

Michael: Neither are you

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Edgar: It wasn't totally dumb but mostly stupid

Michael: Just like you Edgar!

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Marko: B*tch do you want me to jump across this table because I don't have all day for this ok?!

Alan: You feeling froggy? Leap.

Marko: OK well here I come! (Proceeds to jump on the table trying to get to Alan)

Paul and Dwayne: hey hey hey! (They both grabbed onto him)

David: Marko stop!

Marko: Yall better tell this b*tch who I am!

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How TLB would react to you calling them Submissive and Breedable

warning: smut.. pure smut and crack- you’ve been warned.

GN!Reader x TLB (separate)

David

—The two of you are lying down on your bed. You’re laying on top of him, head on his chest. He’s rubbing up and down your back with his eyes closed.

You sit up just slightly and look at him.

“What?” He asks, his eyes still closed.

“God.. you look so submissive and breedable”

•His eyes shoot open, looking up at you, a devilish smile appearing over his face. In a split second he has the two of you flipped over. His mouth attacking yours in a heated make out session.

He pulls away from the kiss to look at you glossed covered eyes and puffy kiss swollen lips. Your face was reddish.

“Now looks who’s lookin’ submissive and breedable.”

Let’s just say he spent a while proving to you that he’s anything but Submissive and Breedable

Dwayne

—The two of you were in his area of the cave. He was fixing up the rock box is what Paul calls it.

He was on his knees, taking apart the box, pieces of it were scattered around the area he was sitting at.

You were sitting on a rock not too far from him. He felt your eyes on him so he looked up from underneath his eyebrows.

“..Something wrong?” He asks softly.

“Nothing is wrong per se” you started, getting up and walking towards him- causing him to have to look up at you from his position. You knelt down to eye level with him.

“You’re just looking real.. submissive and breedable down there.” You say smugly, but it was short lived when in a split second Dwayne pushes up onto his feet, immediately grabbing you and throwing you over his shoulder, making you let out a surprised squeal.

“Gonna wish you didn’t say that princex”

Paul

—Paul was lying down on the couch, as high as can be. His eyes were droopy and a dopey smile was spread across his face.

When you walk in and you see this, you laugh to yourself. That caught Paul’s attention.

“whatcha laughin’ at suga?” He puffed out the smoke, a thick cloud surrounding his head.

“You look so.. submissive and breedable. All high like that Paulie.”

His face drops momentarily and you think he’s about to attack you, then he says

“Damn right baby! Now com’er and breed me!”

Marko

—Marko was sitting on the couch, his tongue poking out from his lips as he concentrated on whatever craft he was doing. Putting pink on your jacket

Pink paint had gotten all over his hands and face as he painted little bows and other such.

You walk in, seeing him in pink- you just HAD to. Giggling to yourself as you sit down beside him, looking over his shoulder at what he was doing.

He showed you the additions he added to it, then he saw you looking at him with a smug grin.

“What is it, angel?” He chuckled.

“You look so submissive and breedable in pink, Marko!” You say softly. When you see him slowly look up at you from the jacket again, butterflies appear in your stomach.

“Uh-oh?” You ask, getting ready to run.

“Uh-oh indeed” he says darkly, chasing you around the cave until he pins you to the couch.

“Let’s see how submissive and breedable I can make you look, hm?”

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The guys run up on the Surf Nazis after they mess with Y/N

Greg: What the...

Marko: Go ahead! Finish your statement so I can bust your head to the white meat!

Paul: Yeah, that's right, he's gonna bust it to the white meat, and I'm gonna bust it to your damn cranium!

Dwayne: Say what you was about to say!

David: Let them words fall up out of your lips, little b*tch boy!

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Michael: Haven't you ever done something nice for someone?

David: Well once I gave a guy directions...

Michael: see there you go, that was nice of you.

David: I told him to go to hell.

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Dwayne: What are you doing in my room?

Y/N: Well I heard moans and screams coming from your bedroom so I figured...I should be part of it

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Alan: If I call the police, they're gonna be here in ten minutes.

Marko: OK. Then that leaves me nine to beat the hell out of you.

Alan: You think? I know tae kwon do.

Marko: And I know whoop your ass!

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*Laddie gets off one of the bigger roller coasters on the boardwalk*

Laddie: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey Dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Dwayne: You so totally rock, Squirt! So give me five (he high fives Dwayne) noggin (he gently headbutts Dwayne)

BOTH: Dude

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Michael: Seriously, Marko where do you keep all that cash?

Marko: Someplace you'll never get near.

Michael: Oh, your mattress.

Marko: No. (Points to Y/N) Theirs

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Max: Don't you have something to dust?

David: How about the left side of your bed?

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*David is talking to Dwayne about Y/N*

David: Dwayne I don't know what the woman wants anymore! What am I supposed to do?

Dwayne : May I speak freely David?

David : Yes, of course old boy.

Dwayne :  I am so bloody sick of hearing this year after year! 'Dwayne, what am I to do?', 'I told her I loved her!' 'I took it back!', 'I'm afraid of commitment', 'I'm worried about Laddie' (grabs David by his jacket) For God's sake, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING! YOU PASSED ON MICHAEL DO YOU WANT TO REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO?