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It has just occurred to me that of all the characters in Winnie the Pooh, the only ones that lack both fingerless stuffing hands and faint seam lines (the indications that someone is a stuffed animal) are Rabbit and Owl. Which carries the possible implication that Rabbit and Owl are just a normal rabbit and owl living with a bunch of sentient stuffed animals.

And somehow this makes Rabbit’s constant consternation with all of his neighbors even funnier to me.

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Yeah I think that was it really

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Me recently: oh look this piece of media I was super super into as a kid! Wow let me check it out as an adult!

The Media: has hot women

My gay ass, now putting 2 and 2 together bc yeah I was so obviously into the women small me just didnt know it

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I need some of you mfs to start writing more fics for Wyll. I've read them all already. Give me more.

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Imagine youre in university. Your friend is stressing about their chemistry labs and math exams on medication they cannot make a single mistake on and you? You have a google search due on Friday

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yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

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I hate that Im making people in my life worry that Im going to kill myself because realistically I dont want to. I want to be alive and happy. Reasonably and legally I am entitled to the disability taxi service. I am! Ive had it for 4.5 years. So they should give it to me

But this is what I thought in my original application too. Ive had it for that long and have literally no other way of moving around. And they didnt give it to me bc Im not "disabled enough". Also my therapist told me its unlikely they are going to change their minds.

So like. I cant bare to think about whats going to happen if they dont give them to me. I have gotten so much worse in just two months I do not think I will survive a third. Especially given I would no longer have any hope.

Ive been decaying mind and body for nearly two months. I dont have it in me to keep going like this. I cant plan anything. I cant think of happy memories or good things because knowing I might never be able to do anything again makes me want to die so hard it becomes immediately dangerous. And at this point I cant. I cant do anything. Im scared.

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Me from six months ago is in raging and throwing things at the wall that the first time I had a good time living it was taken from me

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Gay people (me) when they platonically made out with a friend at a party months ago and still arent over it

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so if you don’t know what shifting is, a quick explanation is that it’s the idea that the multiverse exists and that you can transport your soul into a multiverse where your favorite characters are real. It’s a whole thing and was hugely popular on TikTok in 2020+2021.

Anyway I am Not judging anyone or even about to comment on shifting in itself.

But there’s also a concept that you can “script” the universe you shift to and even pick your appearance while you’re there.

And in late 2021 I posted a cosplay video that got a fair amount of views and people kept tagging each other in the comments and saying stuff like “I’m faceclaiming her for next time I shift.”

Which I swear did not bother me I was like okay you funky kids.

But two people specifically started taking about using my face when they shift universes to date Draco Malfoy. And I was like man. Don’t use my face to kiss Draco Malfoy. Im begging you.

I didn’t actually say that in the comments mind you I just let them be.

So anyway a few months ago someone posted a video discussing that they were one of the main shifting influencers and they faked everything and they were just lucid dreaming the entire time. So as you can imagine, shifters were very upset to hear this

I made a single comment about this situation. Maybe two sentences. And people are. Very angry.

And now for months I keep getting comments on my TikToks that I’m too ugly to date Draco Malfoy. This is considered the ultimate insult to them, I believe.

“Trust me. Nobody wants that face dating Draco.”

They’re also mostly running K-Pop fancam accounts and I’m trying to figure out the Draco Malfoy K-Pop link but so far I’ve got nothing.

Idk where I’m going with this I just felt like other people should know that I’m currently K-Pop Draco Malfoy’s number 1 enemy.

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rigging & power lines r like siblings i think.

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I have beef with fanfic writers that write a beloved and often done trope and then go "sorry for writing [beloved and often done trope]" and then they do not write the details of that trope because "everyone else has already written that" as if those details arent exactly why Im reading 200 different versions of the same fic in different voices

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be free!!

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That was actually a curse Im sorry to tell you this

if u were a girl u would have massive boobs

thanks bro

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I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person