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Halloween Event 2017
!DISCLAIMER! - This is the story for the in-game event from the same name - You can find this story in the storybook section of your character profile, providing you either already own it or are willing to purchase it with gems - all images of characters are screenshots - i will not be screenshotting every expression of every character !DISCLAIMER END!
Characters in Story:
(click for full image/better quality) Row 1: Catniss and Conan Row 2: Francis, Jorgen, and Kyle Row 3: Pugomancer and Rose
!STORY STARTS HERE, SPOILERS AHEAD!
Chapter 1: Vamp Kyle
(scene starts with Kyle)
Kyle: Hah, so glad i got this costume and not Francis. He wouldn't look as good in it. I mean... I look great. All the ladies want me. Hah. Now what is this place? A castle in the middle of the woods? Perfect for a vampire such as myself. Bleeeeh!
(scene change, new one starts with Kyle)
Kyle: What's this? The Evil Pugomancer arguing with a... Is that supposed to be a vampire?
(scene doesn't change, but does switch to the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: Ooga booga! Bark, bark, bow wow! I am the Evil Pugomancer! *growl*
Jorgen: Zis is my castle, you stupid dog. Begone before i bite you wiz my vampire fangs!
Pugomancer: *whimper*
(scene doesn't change but switches back to Kyle)
Kyle: Muhahaha!
Chapter 2: Defeated Pug
(scene starts with Kyle)
Kyle: This is my chance to take down the Evil Pugomancer. Hey! Stop right there!
(Evil Pugomancer enters)
Pugomancer: Aaaah!
Kyle: Scared? You should be. And now you will be defeated!
(scene change, new one starts with the Pugomancer and Kyle)
Pugomancer: Aaaah!
Kyle: Taste defeat!
Pugomancer: Ooga booga! *poof*
(Pugomancer leaves in a puff of dust)
Kyle: Smokescreen? Where did you go? Coward!
Chapter 3: Scared Vampire
(scene starts with Kyle)
Kyle: Stupid pug got away... Maybe i should take care of that vampire too. I would really like that castle of his. I mean, why shouldn't it be mine? Finders keepers.
(scene change, new one starts with Jorgen)
Jorgen: Ah, what a beauziful night~ Ze little kittens of Catania will not suspect a zing.
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Boo!
Jorgen: Aah, scary vampire!
Kyle: That's right. Run, faker! I am the only real vampire here!
Jorgen: A true vampire? Indeed, i can zell just by looking at you.
Kyle: This castle is mine now, and you will NEVER come back!
Jorgen: Yes, yes, please don't hurt me! I will zake my leave...
(Jorgen runs away)
Kyle: Bleeeeh!
Chapter 4: True Story
(scene starts with Kyle)
Kyle: And that's pretty much what happened.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: So you scared off the Evil Pugomancer AND a vampire on your own?
(Francis enters)
Francis: Pff, i'll believe it when i see it.
Kyle: You would have seen it if you were there. It's all true.
Francis: I find that really hard to believe.
Kyle: You're just jealous because i got the costume and you didn't. I won our magic rock-paper-scissors duel fair and square.
(Conan enters)
Conan: Speaking of which, did you get any candy for the guild?
Francis: Yeah, Kyle! You were supposed to go trick-or-treating.
Kyle: Well, i tried to, but you know, all the girls started chasing me. That's how i ended up in the forest.
Francis: ... You're such a-
Catniss: Take us to the castle then, Kyle. We want to see it.
Kyle: Uhm... Sure.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Are we lost? It feels like we're lost.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: I certainly have never been to this part of the forest.
(Conan enters)
Conan: Me neither. I don't think Kyle knows where he's going.
Catniss: Where is he anyway?
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Boo! Scared you, didn't i?
Catniss: Not even close.
Conan: Stop fooling around and find the castle!
Kyle: All right, all right. Geez, you're such a party pooper.
Conan: I'm not! (I just don't like your outfit... too bat-like...)
Chapter 5: Mysterious Castle
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: So there is no mysterious castle in the forest and you were just showing off your costume?
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: No, there was a castle! And a vampire!
(Francis enters)
Francis: And the Evil Pugomancer?
Kyle: Yes!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Bob and Frieda worked really hard on that costume, and you're just wasting its potential to shower the guild in candy.
Kyle: Why do you even care about candy?
Catniss: It's not about the candy, it's about doing what you're supposed to. Instead of making up excuses.
Kyle: I'm not making this up!
Catniss: Of course you are, because vampires aren't real!
Conan: They aren't?
Catniss: No.
Conan: What about catwolves?
Kyle: I've actually seen a catwolf so i know they are real. And if vampires don't exist, then where does that trail of black roses lead? To a mysterious castle in the forest. Thank you.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Guess you were wrong about vampires not being real, Catniss.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: I might have been wrong about the castle, but that doesn't mean vampires exist.
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Who else would want to live in a dark castle?
Catniss: Let's go and see. It's probably empty.
(Conan enters)
Conan: We're going in there? Is that a good idea?
Francis: Is "Conan the brave knight" scared?
Kyle: Don't worry. I will take the lead. Catniss is right. This castle is empty, because i scared its master away.
Conan: ... I. Am... Not. Scared. At all.
Kyle: Come on then.
Chapter 6: Hello?
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Hello? Is anyone home?
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: I told you, i scared him away.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Man it's dark in here...
(Conan enters)
Conan: AAAAH!
Kyle: Wow, the lights just turned on... I bet this castle is magical.
Catniss: It could use a make-over, though... Everything looks really old.
Conan: Guys, what are those things hanging from the ceiling?
Kyle: Those would be bats.
Conan: *gulp*
Catniss: Don't worry, Conan, they're super high up.
Conan: Do we even need to be here? It's probably cursed!
Kyle: We should try to find out then. Imagine if we could make this place our new base! We need to check EVERY SINGLE ROOM!
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Checking every room sounds like a lot of work... Can't we just check the big ones? Any treasure would be in one of those.
(Conan enters)
Conan: So we're looking for treasure now?
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: If we split up we'll be done faster.
Conan: I'm going with Catniss!
Kyle: No, you should go with Francis. No point in having two mages on the same side. Besides, i know Catniss wants to go with me.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: *sigh* Sure, let's just go...
(Kyle and Catniss leave)
Conan: Wah, no, Catniss. Wait!
Francis: Don't you like me? What did i ever do to you? Why do you hate me?!
(Francis runs off)
Conan: I don't hate you, i just- Francis!
Chapter 7: The Lord
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Oh, what a surprise, this room is also empty!
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: They are all empty. But look, the candles light up when we open a door to a room. And they extinguish when we close it. Pretty cool, huh?
Catniss: Wow. Yes, that is the most amazing thing i've ever seen...
Kyle: Well, i can see why Conan likes you... You're both super boring.
Catniss: Hey, did that curtain just move?
(Kyle changes position to look)
Kyle: Which one?
Catniss: This one...
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Welcome to my humble abode. Oh, and... Boo.
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: Do you feel anything?
(Francis enters)
Francis: Nothing but an oppressive dark force.
Conan: What?
Francis: Yeah, but we already knew the castle was magical.
Conan: But a "dark force" means it's cursed, right?
Francis: Nah, if we don't see anything i don't think there's any problem. What worries me is that there might not be any hidden treasure here...
Conan: All right, that's it. I'm calling this off!
Chapter 8: Caught
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Catniss! Kyle! We're heading back to the guild!
(Francis enters)
Francis: I don't think they can hear you.
Conan: Do you think they went up the stairs?
Francis: Maybe.
Conan: Ugh..!
(scene doesn't change, but does switch to Jorgen)
Jorgen: Yes, little kittens. Go further into the darkness.
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: Ca-Catniss..?
(Francis enters)
Francis: (Conan. I have a really bad feeling about the second floor...)
Conan: (Why are you whispering?)
Francis: (I think someone is listening.)
Conan: (A vampire?!)
Francis: (Maybe? Should we turn around?)
Conan: *gulp* (Okay.)
(Conan and Francis turn around/change position, and Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: One must not break into other people's homes.
Conan: *faints*
Chapter 9: Punishment
(scene starts with Jorgen)
Jorgen: Now that we are all gathered, would you mind telling me why you are lurking within my castle? Does it not tell you to stay away? Or are you just so eager to be bitten by a real vampire?
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Pff, "real" vampire. You don't look the part.
Jorgen: You say that wearing fake fangs. It. Is. Infuriating.
(Conan enters)
Conan: Please don't bite us! We want nothing from you.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Just tell us what happened between you and Kyle.
Jorgen: This little rascal? Certainly.
(scene change, new one starts with Jorgen)
Jorgen: And then i tended to my rose garden and went out for a hunt.
(Conan enters)
Conan: A hunt for blood?!
Jorgen: No, a hunt for berries...
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: So there was no Evil Pugomancer?
Jorgen: None. And i most certainly was not scared of this... costume.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Hah, i knew Kyle was a liar!
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Tch..!
Conan: Will you let us go now?
Jorgen: Let you go? First and foremost, you must be punished for what you have done.
Chapter 10: Vampire's Work
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Where are you taking us?
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Just keep walking.
(scene doesn't change, but does switch to Kyle)
Kyle: Ugh, Francis, stop pushing me!
(Francis enters)
Francis: I can't help it, the rope between us is too short.
(Conan enters)
Conan: (Don't let him bite me, don't let him bite me, don't let him bite me...)
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Now open the door to your left.
Catniss: We don't have any free paws.
Jorgen: Ah, how silly of me. Of course, i shall open the door for you. Enter the room. And please do not scream, no one will hear you.
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Oh my...
(Francis enters)
Francis: Wow...
(Conan enters)
Conan: This is...
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Are you guys seeing what i'm seeing? These are the ugliest paintings i've ever seen.
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: ! !! !!! *glare* What. Did. You. Say?
Conan: (Why would you make him angry?!) (I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE IF WE GET OUT OF THIS)
Kyle: I bet i can paint better than that.
Jorgen: You truly believe to be a better artist than i? Jorgen, the master vampire?!
Kyle: Eh... yeah, pretty sure.
Jorgen: Let us see then... rascal.
Chapter 11: Paint-Off
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Oow, my paws are sore from the rope...
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: What are you doing to do?
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: *I* am going to win this paint-off.
(Conan enters)
Conan: (Why don't we just go?)
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: I can hear you, scared little knight. If this... INFERIOR artist somehow stands victor of this contest, you may leave. If not, you will become my slaves for the rest of your lives.
Conan: No way, i am not betting my life on Kyle!
Jorgen: You have no choice! Now. Let us begin.
(scene change, new one starts with Kyle)
Kyle: Hm... What should i paint? Oh. Of course. A self-portrait, thank you for the great suggestion, Francis!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Why would you suggest that, Francis?
(Francis enters)
Francis: I didn't say anything!
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: You start to paint immediately? Amateur! One must first find inspiration!
(Jorgen leaves, and Conan enters)
Conan: Hey..! Hey, you! Where did he go?
(Conan leaves)
Kyle: I know you guys are too mesmerised by my painting to care about Conan right now.
Catniss: Nope. Never. Let's go, Francis.
Chapter 12: Inspiration
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Hello? Mr. Vampire? Is it okay if i go home now? (Why did i even follow him...) (Uugh, this hallway is making me queasy.)
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Little knight...
(Jorgen leaves)
Conan: Huh, where are you? Mr. Vampire?
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Here i am!
Conan: AAAAAH!
Jorgen: Splendid pose!
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Conaaan?!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Beware of the bats!
Catniss: Francis! Don't be mean!
Francis: Sorry, i can't help it, hehe...
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Step aside, kittens. Inspiration has come to me!
(Conan enters)
Conan: I just want to go home... Uuugh...
Catniss: Conan, are you okay?
Conan: I just want to go home...
Chapter 13: Sold Knight
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: So he scares kittens and draws the poses they make? I wouldn't call it evil but...
(Conan enters)
Conan: He's the worst.
(Francis enters)
Francis: So all those other paintings he's made are supposed to be scared cats?
Catniss: They look nothing like it.
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: You do not see because you do not understand art. Now behold my latest masterpiece! I have never seen such a scared cat!
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Ever seen a cat as cool as this one, though?
Jorgen: Is that... a portrait of yourself?
Kyle: Yup. Pretty good, huh?
Jorgen: It is not art.
Kyle: If art is what you do then i don't want to do art.
Catniss: Hey, Jorgen, can i make a proposal?
Jorgen: I will not marry you, madame. I had a wife once, but vampires and artists alike must remain alone.
Catniss: What? No. Eew. If Conan promises to become a model for you, will you let us go?
Jorgen: A model? For me to scare whenever i feel like?
Catniss: Yes.
Conan: WHAT?!
Jorgen: A splendid idea!
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: Why would you do that, Catniss?! I don't want to be chased by a vampire all my life!
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Worry not. I will appear when you least expect it. And i promise to capture the true fear displayed by your full body in my art. It will be magnificent.
Conan: I- I- I-
(Francis enters)
Francis: It's okay to cry, Conan.
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Yeah, we totally won't call you a crybaby for the rest of your life. Just to make it clear, i won the competition.
Jorgen: You won nothing, little rascal. The next time you faint by the mere sight of me i will give you a *real* bite instead of just a nibble.
Kyle: Hah... Jokes. I like that...
Jorgen: Speaking of bites... *deep breath* I am feeling thirsty. I will excuse myself and be off. Until we meet again, scared knight.
(Jorgen leaves, and Catniss enters)
Catniss: Well, that sure was a special fellow. Glad we got out unharmed. Conan... Are you crying?
Conan: N-No! I'm not. I'm going back to the guild! WISH I HAD SOME CANDY, THOUGH!
(Conan leaves)
Francis: I think you hurt his feelings, Catniss.
Catniss: ... Now i feel bad. Conan, wait up!
(Catniss leaves)
Kyle: Just you-
Francis: No, i'm not talking to you, fake-vampire. Vampires don't sparkle.
(Francis leaves)
Kyle: ... They do too.
Chapter 14: Worried Knight
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Oh...
(Conan changes position, possibly pacing back and forth)
Conan: Oh...
(Conan changes position, continuing to pace back and forth)
Conan: Oh...
(Francis enters)
Francis: What's up, Conan?
Conan: What? Nothing...
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: You've been pacing back and forth for an hour now.
Conan: Yeah? Well, it's dark, Catniss! And *someone* sold my soul to a *vampire*! So, maybe i'm a little jittery because a scary bat-cat might be standing behind me any moment!
(Conan leaves)
Catniss: I just...
Francis: Wow, he's really mad at you.
(Catniss leaves)
Francis: Gosh, they're both mopey...
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Kyle, i can't believe i'm saying this, but...
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: You think i'm the coolest cat around? Thanks, Francis. Never thought you would let the truth come out.
Francis: ... (Stay calm, Francis. You can do this.) Yeah. You got me. Also, we need to do some real trick-or-treating.
Kyle: This again? I'd rather-
Francis: You don't have a choice!
Chapter 15: Vampire Help
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Hey, Conan...
(Conan enters)
Conan: I don't wanna hear any excuses, Catniss.
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Little knight!
Conan: WAAAAH! THAT'S NOT FUNNY, CATNISS!
Catniss: What, i didn't know Jorgen was here.
Conan: SURE YOU DIDN'T!
Jorgen: I feel quite ashamed, but i am in need of help.
Conan: (As if we're going to help you...)
Catniss: What do you need help with?
Jorgen: I will tell you on the way. Time is of the essence!
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: I *really* dislike this place. Be thankful that i'm a true hero, vampire.
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: I am, little knight. I am. I am also thankful for the great pose you made back there. I will have to paint it sometime soon.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Speaking of paintings... Why are all of yours lying *outside* your castle?
Chapter 16: Lady Vampire
(scene starts with Rose)
Rose: So, you decided to come back after all? And you brought little kittens with you.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Who is this lady, Jorgen?
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: This is Rose. My former wife.
Rose: He left me because he wanted to pursue his wild dream of becoming an artist. And look where that got you, dearest.
Jorgen: You cannot throw away all of my paintings! I forbid you!
Rose: Then stop me. Now that i have become a vampire, i will be moving back in.
(Conan enters)
Conan: You're a vampire?! But you're a fair lady!
Rose: One does not exclude the other, dear kitten. Now, if you excuse me, i will have to get myself some servants.
(scene change, new one starts with Jorgen)
Jorgen: The nerve of that cat! To throw my life's work out here on the ground!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: I think your problem is bigger than that...
(Conan enters)
Conan: I don't see any problem. Your long lost wife has come back and wants to live with you. Is that a bad thing?
Jorgen: She is a distraction of my art! You must help me get rid of her! This castle is mine and mine alone!
Conan: You're the worst of the worst! I will *never* help you.
Jorgen: Do this for me and our model contract is over.
Conan: We're going after her!
Chapter 17: New Servants
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: They'd better be thankful for all of this candy.
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: We're giving it to the guild?
Francis: Did you think we would eat it ourselves?
Kyle: Well, i'm doing all the work, so... I'm kidding.
(Rose enters)
Rose: Excuse me, little one. Would you be interested in a job?
Kyle: Who me? Nah, i already have one.
Rose: With a costume such as yours, it is clear that you are in need of coin. You are even begging others for... candy?
Francis: It's called trick-or-treating, lady. And we are actually heroes of a guild.
Rose: I am looking for servants, and i will get servants. You two are now my servants.
(hearts rise from Kyle and Francis, implying a brainwashing/loyalty spell)
Kyle: Yes, milady.
Francis: We are now your servants.
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: There she is!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Is that Francis and Kyle? Why are they with her?
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Rose!
(Rose enters)
Rose: Hello, dearest. I have gotten myself two personal servants. Are they not adorable? They will make our castle look nice and shiny again.
Jorgen: They will not! I am the master of the castle, and *i* want it to be dark.
Rose: Perhaps we can keep your chambers as they are. But the rest of the castle must be made anew.
Conan: Francis! Kyle! What are you doing?
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Sorry, sir. Milady does not want me to speak with anyone.
(Francis enters)
Francis: We have a castle to clean.
(Francis, Kyle and Rose leave)
Jorgen: She is controlling their minds... I had no idea Rose possessed such powers...
Catniss: Aaand we just let them walk away... *sigh*
Chapter 18: The Problem
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Excuse me, miss Rose, but could you tell me why you're doing this? I thought you liked Jorgen.
(Rose enters)
Rose: He is my husband. Of course i like him.
Catniss: Then why are you throwing away his paintings?
Rose: He is free to do whatever he wants with them. I am merely freeing space so that my servants can clean up the mess he has made.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Should we begin right away, milady?
Rose: Yes, please do. Get rid of all the spiderwebs, and the bats.
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: Rose, you must not remain in this castle. I am meant to live here alone- for all eternity.
(scene doesn't change, but does switch to Catniss and Conan)
Conan: Catniss, it really feels like we're not going anywhere...
Catniss: I know, Jorgen seems set on being all by himself. Meanwhile, Rose is holding a grudge against him for leaving her.
Conan: She refuses to leave just to mess with him? That's petty.
Catniss: Indeed. We need her to forgive Jorgen, maybe she will leave then.
(scene change, new one starts with Kyle)
Kyle: Beware, bats coming through!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Gaaah! Protect me!
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: You have such fear of bats it is fascinating, little knight.
Conan: You're the one who refuses to live with his own wife just because you're scared of losing your "art"! You're the biggest coward here!
Jorgen: She was never supposed to become a vampire... Never supposed to live forever... ...
Conan: I think your art is freaky, but now that Rose is a vampire, maybe she can help you scare innocent cats?
(Jorgen leaves)
Conan: ... You're just gonna go without saying anything? Thanks...
Chapter 19: The Talk
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Miss Rose, don't you think it's about time you forgave Jorgen?
(Rose enters)
Rose: I do not know what you are talking about.
Catniss: It's clear that you're not on good terms with him.
Rose: Half of this castle is mine by right. Are you suggesting i should just leave it all?
Catniss: I'm suggesting-
Rose: I wanted *red* curtains!
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Sorry, milady! We will change it right away.
(Kyle leaves)
Catniss: I'm suggesting that maybe you should talk to him about it. I'm sure he's willing to let you stay. You are married after all.
Rose: All he cares about is his stupid art! It will take a very sincere apology for me to forgive Jorgen for what he did.
(scene change, new one starts with Jorgen)
Jorgen: Rose, my dear, there is something i must tell you.
(Rose enters)
Rose: What is it, dearest? Have you finally realised that art is not the way for you?
Jorgen: Yes. I have come to the conclusion that my art never reached its full potential. For i was missing a key component. You.
Rose: Me?
Jorgen: Yes! With your powers we can full the castle with servants for me to scare! I will be able to paint as never before!
Rose: You want me to help?
Jorgen: I need you, Rose, my dear. I will never let you go again.
Chapter 20: Free?
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: They finally made up. What did you say to her, Catniss?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: What did *you* say to Jorgen?
Conan: Only what he needed to hear.
(Jorgen and Rose enter)
Jorgen: Little knight. Now that Rose and i are reunited we have decided to ignore our previous contract.
Conan: Good.
Rose: Instead, you will all become our servants.
Jorgen: For being so friendly with us, we will give you a head start.
Conan: Hah...
Jorgen: 10...
Conan: Are you..?
Jorgen: 9...
Catniss: Conan, let's go! We need to get Francis and Kyle!
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: Francis! Kyle!
(Francis enters)
Francis: I'm sorry, sir. Milady has said-
Catniss: *slap*
(she smacks Francis)
Catniss: Snap out of it!
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: Why i've never!
Catniss: *slap*
(she smacks Kyle as well)
Catniss: You too! Conan, grab Francis. We have to go!
Conan: Yeah, come here, stupid!
Francis: No, don't touch me! Milady, we're being kidnapped!
Chapter 21: Forgiveness
(scene starts with Rose)
Rose: And away they run. Should we go after them?
(Jorgen enters)
Jorgen: No need. We will visit them again soon enough. Until then, we have a castle to clean.
Rose: And servants to find. Hohoho.
Jorgen: Hahaha.
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: *huff, huff* Are they after us?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: No, i think we're safe.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Conan, stop pulling me! It hurts!
Conan: So you're back to normal now?
(Kyle enters)
Kyle: I was always normal. Just wanted to see how things went.
Conan: Yeah, right...
Francis: What about you two, are you back to normal?
Conan: What do you mean?
Francis: Are you still mopey? Cause we lost all the candy we were supposed to give you.
Catniss: You went out to get us candy?
Kyle: Yeah, we thought it would help Conan forgive you for selling his soul to a vampire.
Francis: It was my idea!
Conan: It doesn't matter. Unlike those two vampires, i don't hold stupid grudges. Catniss is my friend, and she always will be.
Catniss: Thanks, Conan. You're a true knight, indeed.
Conan: But i wouldn't say no to some candy...
Kyle: Guess i'll go again, then. I'm the only one who can wear this costume anyway.
(Kyle leaves)
Francis: Ugh, i really hate that guy...
Conan: Let him have this moment... Just this once.
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Summer Event 2017
!DISCLAIMER! - This is the story for the in-game event from the same name - You can find this story in the storybook section of your character profile, providing you either already own it or are willing to purchase it with gems - all images of characters are screenshots - i will not be screenshotting every expression of every character !DISCLAIMER END!
Characters in Story:
(click for full image/better quality) Row 1: Captain Wetbeard and Catniss Row 2: Conan and Francis
!STORY STARTS HERE, SPOILERS AHEAD!
Chapter 1: Gazing Sun
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Ugh, it's so hot...
(Francis enters)
Francis: What are you whining for? I'm fluffier than all of you.
(Conan enters)
Conan: Well, there's nothing we can do about the weather anyway.
Francis: Or can we?
Conan: No, weather-changing magic has never worked out for you!
Francis: Oh, come on, that was *one* time! Okay... what about... A BEACH PARTY!
Conan: We're a hero guild. We can't take time off just because it's summer.
Francis: Gosh, you are boring! Okay, we'll skip the party. But can we at least go to the beach? Just one day.
Conan: Hm...
Francis: I'll polish your armor.
Conan: Deal!
(Francis and Conan leave)
Catniss: No, wait! Oh no...
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: *deep breath* Aaah! Cooled down by the sea... Now the sun ain't that bad!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Speak for yourself!
Francis: Why are you sitting in the shadows?
Catniss: Why is Conan still in the water?
Francis: Are you just gonna ignore my questions?
Catniss: Too much sunlight isn't good for you. And it's worse out on beaches.
Francis: You know what i think? I think you're just scared of the water.
Catniss: *smack*
(she smacks Francis)
Francis: Oow!
Chapter 2: Yarr?!
(scene starts with Captain Wetbeard)
Wetbeard: Yarr! What'r these slackers doin' on land?! Gittup! *smack*
(Francis enters)
Francis: Oow! What the?! Did you just hit me with a mackerel? That's disgusting!
Wetbeard: Whuddin't 'ave happened if ye would just gittup.
Francis: What?
Wetbeard: Gittup! *smack*
(he smacks Francis with the fish again)
Francis: Oow! All right, all right, i'm getting up!
Wetbeard: Giiiiit!
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Conan, you have to get up now!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Oh, come on, Catniss. It's amazing here in the water. Jump in!
Catniss: No.
Conan: You haven't even gotten your paw wet.
Catniss: We were never supposed to come here!
Conan: ! Hey, Francis! Who's that?
(Captain Wetbeard and Francis enter)
Wetbeard: I'm yer new captain. Captain Wetbeard.
Francis: He's a weirdo.
Catniss: Sorry, captain... Wetbeard. We are heading back to our *guild* to do some actual *hero work*.
Wetbeard: *smack*
(he smacks Catniss with the fish)
Conan: Hey! You can't hit her with a mackerel! Why would you do that?
Wetbeard: *smack*
(he now smacks Conan with the fish)
Wetbeard: Now git yer paws on me ship!
Chapter 3: Pirate Ship
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: This is stupid, why don't we just leave?
(Conan enters)
Conan: I don't know, this seems interesting.
Catniss: Where are you taking us, Wetbeard?
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: *Captain* Wetbeard! And i'm takin' ye to me ship.
(Francis enters)
Francis: I can barely understand what he's saying...
Catniss: I'm not getting on any stupid pirate ship. It will probably break as soon as it sets sail.
Wetbeard: What're ye sayin'? tis me ship, the Rolling Sushi. An' it's goin' to take us to da booty!
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: No, i refuse to get on this ship! I'm going back to the guild!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Did you not hear him? Booty! A secret treasure!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Oh, that's what it means!
Conan: Come on, Catniss. It will be a fun sea adventure1
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: If yer a land crab i suggest ye stay. Ye whuddin't be worthy of da booty!
Conan: It will be a quest to remember.
Catniss: ... All right.
Chapter 4: Crash
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Yoho, i am a pirate! Wow, look at those fish!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Francis, stop leaning over the edge, you could fall! Wetbeard, why is the whole ship rocking?
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: *Captain* Wetbeard! An' 'tis the sea fightin' for da booty! They don't wan' us to find it, but we will!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Those clouds look really bad, are you sure we are on the right course?
Wetbeard: Course we're on the right course!
Conan: If you say so...
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss and shows the middle of a thunderstorm)
Catniss: I KNEW WE NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE! I DON'T WANT TO DROWN OUT HERE!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Captain, riding through this storm is insane, we have to get out!
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: Nay! We must go *through*!
Conan: Francis, can't you do something about the wind?!
(Francis enters)
Francis: I'm trying! But...
Catniss: But what?!
Francis: I can't stop that giant wave.
Conan: Oh no...
Wetbeard: Yarr! I'll never back down ye slabberin' sea!
Chapter 5: Stranded
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Uugh, are we dead?
(Francis enters)
Francis: No, we crashed on an island...
Catniss: Ugh, i'd rather be dead... We're stuck here aren't we?
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: Been stuck many times, but always lived on! Come now, ye lazy kittens. Da booty is somewhere on this island.
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: So, where is the treasure?
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: Somewhere.
Catniss: Yeah, i could've guessed that... Do you have a map or something?
Wetbeard: Never follow the maps! They tell nothin' but lies! When i hide me booty, i'll *not* make a map for someone to find it.
(Conan enters)
Conan: That's actually a good point.
Catniss: No, that's insane! How do you even know where to go then?!
Wetbeard: The fish tell me.
(Wetbeard walks off)
Catniss: Conan...
Conan: What? How was i supposed to know he was crazy?
Chapter 6: Fish Compass
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: This is just great! We're stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere with a crazy pirate leading the way...
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: Captain. Me title's "pirate captain".
Catniss: I. Don't. Care.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Chill out, Catniss. You'll throw off his mojo.
Catniss: His what?
Wetbeard: Sch! Yer too loud. I can't hear the fish.
Catniss: So what is the fish saying?
Wetbeard: This way.
(scene change, new one starts with Captain Wetbeard)
Wetbeard: See that?
(Francis enters)
Francis: Is it treasure?!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: No, it's a big skull...
(Conan enters)
Conan: Looks creepy... What's it for?
Wetbeard: tis a marrrk! Look b'neath it.
Conan: Hm... It's a stone plate. With some strange markings.
Wetbeard: Lemme see!
Catniss: Why would you place your fish on it?
Wetbeard: It'll point the way... See! That'a'way!
Francis: It moved!
Catniss: He clearly moved it with his paw...
Wetbeard: Come, me hearteys! The quest continues!
Chapter 7: Cat Cave
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Look, that cave looks like a cat head!
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: tis where we'll find da booty!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: It's on the other side of a river. I'm never going there.
Francis: Ye a coward?
Wetbeard: Yarr, water's never scared a pirate!
(Captain Wetbeard and Francis run ahead, Conan enters)
Conan: Aaand they're gone... Come on, Catniss, don't you want to see the treasure?
Catniss: I don't care about the treasure, i want to go home!
Conan: Wetbeard is the only one who knows how to get off this island. Climb up on my back and i'll take you across the river.
Catniss: Okay...
(scene change, new one starts with Captain Wetbeard)
Wetbeard: Ye came after all. Now follow me!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Right behind you, captain!
(scene doesn't change but does switch to Francis)
Francis: Wow, Catniss, did you let Conan swim with you on his back? That must've been *soo* embarrassing for you.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: You won't tell anyone about this, understand?!
Francis: Pirates dun hold no promises!
(Francis runs away)
Catniss: Hey! Get back here! That fake accent is terrible, by the way!
Chapter 8: Crazy Pirate
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: It's too dark in here. Francis, light!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Aye, aye!
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: Nay! *smack*
(he smacks Francis with the fish)
Francis: Oow!
Wetbeard: Filthy magic's not the pirate way! We use torches!
Conan: Where did you even get that?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: And how did you light it?
Wetbeard: Ye accusin' me of cheatin'?! Captain Wetbeard's no cheatin' cheat! Turn ye heads to the sky instead! tis where we goin'!
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: So, i'm a pretty good climber but i can't scale that wall...
(Francis enters)
Francis: And if i'm not using magic i can't either...
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: It's wet rock. Slippery. We shouldn't even try.
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: Bah, yer nothin' but weaklings!
(Captain Wetbeard runs ahead)
Conan: ... He's climbing the wall like it's nothing.
Catniss: He's crazy. Skilled, but crazy.
Chapter 9: Da Booty
(scene starts with Captain Wetbeard)
Wetbeard: Ahooy! Grab the vines an' gittup!
(scene doesn't change but does switch to Conan)
Conan: Thanks, captain!
(scene doesn't change but does switch to Francis)
Francis: Huff, huff! Urgh, that was hard... Now what?
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: Over this here bridge!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: It looks like it's going to break any moment... But we've made it here safely so... Yarr..!
Wetbeard: Yarr!
(scene changes, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: Look at this, guys. It's like an altar.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Looks more like a stone box to me.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Seems to be a slot or something in its centre.
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: tis a key hole.
Catniss: And of course you already have the key...
Wetbeard: Lo an' behold: da booty of a thousand voyages!
Chapter 10: Sailing
(scene starts with Captain Wetbeard)
Wetbeard: Yer finally back in me possession!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Is that a golden fish?
(Francis enters)
Francis: Is it alive?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: I want to say i can't believe this. But i knew it would end like this...
Wetbeard: tis not 'live! 'tis the only singin' fish in the world! Listen!
Francis: I don't hear anything.
Catniss: Can we just go now?!
(scene change, new one starts with Captain Wetbeard)
Wetbeard: Will ye not follow me on 'nother voyage? There're more booties to be found!
(Francis enters)
Francis: No, i think i'm good. You don't even find real treasures...
Wetbeard: *smack*
(he smacks Francis with the fish)
Francis: Oow!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Captain, do you know how to get off this island?
Wetbeard: We sail the Rolling Sushi, o'course!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Didn't you crash that ship?
Wetbeard: A lil' crash will no' stop me Rolling Sushi. Jus' see for yeself!
Catniss: The ship... It repaired itself?
Wetbeard: Yarr! She jus' needs a lil' time to rest. Hahahaha!
Chapter 11: LAND!
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Sweet, sweet mainland! I am never leaving you again!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Well, that was a waste of a sunny day... I was supposed to get a good sun bath!
(Captain Wetbeard enters)
Wetbeard: Fare thee well, young'uns! Maybe me ship an' i will visit ye guild someday!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Goodbye, captain! Safe travels!
Wetbeard: Ohooy!
(Wetbeard leaves)
Conan: ... It's a wonder he's still alive.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Yarr, fear me ye filthy land crabs! I've come to take yer land! tis now Francis Land!
(scene doesn't change, but does switch to Catniss)
Catniss: I knew a pirate was a bad influence on him...
(Conan enters)
Conan: But it was fun, wasn't it?
Catniss: Not even a little bit! I'm never going to the sea ever again!
Conan: You'll get over it. I think it was kinda cool to meet a real pirate.
(Catniss leaves)
Conan: Even if he was crazy. But a pirate's life is not for us. Right, Catniss? Catniss? ... It's getting really hot again...
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Anniversary Event 2017
!DISCLAIMER! - This is the story for the in-game event from the same name - You can find this story in the storybook section of your character profile, providing you either already own it or are willing to purchase it with gems - all images of characters are screenshots - i will not be screenshotting every expression of every character !DISCLAIMER END!
Characters in Story:
(click for full image/better quality) Row 1: Amortina, Aslan, and Astrid Row 2: Aya, Catniss, and Conan Row 3: Curio, Francis, and Pugomancer Row 4: Sandy Claws and Santa Paws
!STORY STARTS HERE, SPOILERS AHEAD!
Chapter 1: Secret Meeting
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Is everyone here?
(Francis enters)
Francis: If by "everyone" you mean me and Curio, then yes.
(Curio enters)
Curio: I'm super excited!
Francis: Why are we super excited? Are we getting something cool?
Catniss: You don't even know? It's Conan's birthday!
Francis: What?!
Catniss: Yes. And we're throwing him a surprise party! Together with all the new friends he's made since this guild started!
Francis: Does that include Purrcilla?!
Catniss: Purrcilla is already in this guild, Francis.
Francis: Good. That girl's crazy!
Curio: She just likes you very much.
Francis: So she says...
Catniss: Anyway, let's get this show on the road. We've got tons to do!
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: So the plan is to gather all the weird cats we've met over the year?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Exactly! But first we have to make sure Conan is busy all day. So he doesn't suspect anything.
Francis: I get that... But how do we do it? Conan's so bossy, he barely does anything without us.
Catniss: I know... He's your brother, Curio. Do you know something that Conan would always want to handle himself?
(Curio enters)
Curio: Hm... I think so!
Chapter 2: Princess Bait
(scene starts with Curio)
Curio: Conan, come quick!
(Conan enters)
Conan: What? Is something wrong?
Curio: No, but check out this letter! It's from the royal family of Catania.
Conan: Oh my. What does it say?
Curio: That the fair princess of Catania, Lady Rosalina, wants to visit us.
Conan: Are you serious?! We have to make sure the guild looks proper enough for a princess! I have to look proper enough! When is she coming?
Curio: Uhm... At dusk. So you have all day to prepare.
Conan: All right, all right. I can do this.
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: He's never been this excited before.
(Francis enters)
Francis: I guess Princess Rosalina must be a truly fair lady.
Catniss: ...
Francis: Is something wrong, Catniss?
Catniss: Huh? No. Let's go before he sees us.
Chapter 3: Pug Activity
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Hey! Where are you guys going? You gotta help me prepare for the princess' visit! I'm going crazy here! My fur is falling off!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Bro, it's just a girl... And i talk from experience when i say that they're all super weird.
Conan: The Princess of Catania is not "weird", Francis!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Well, we got a message from the Whiskers. They had seen some suspicious pug activity beyond the woods.
Conan: Oh. Maybe we should cancel the princess' visit then. We don't want to risk her safety.
Catniss: No need for that. It's probably nothing.
Conan: If you say so... But are you sure bringing Curio is okay?
(Curio enters)
Curio: Don't worry, Conan. Catniss and Francis are teaching me to be a true hero.
Conan: ...
Catniss: We'll keep Curio safe. Promise.
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: That was a lot harder than i thought it would be. He looked super stressed out...
(Francis enters)
Francis: He'll get through it. This is all for him, right?
(Curio enters)
Curio: Yeah, he'll be so surprised when we get back with everyone! Where are we going first?
Francis: To the Great White North!
Chapter 4: White North
(scene starts with Curio)
Curio: Who are we supposed to find up in the snowy mountains?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Santa Paws and Sandy Claws, of course!
Curio: I'm gonna meet Santa Paws?!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Don't get too excited. Last time we met, they brought all kinds of chaos...
Curio: Do you think they will give us Purrismas gifts?
Francis: I didn't even get any during Purrismas. And it's summer now, so... probably not.
Catniss: How do you always make everything about you?
Francis: It's my most valuable skill.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis and shows snowfall)
Francis: I hate the cold. I hate snow!
(Curio enters)
Curio: Snow is super fun!
Francis: Not all year long. Are we there yet, Catniss?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Yes. That cave over there looks familiar, right?
Francis: Hm...
Catniss: You have also been here before...
Francis: All caves look the same to me.
Curio: Let's check it out anyway!
Chapter 5: Santa Paws
(scene starts with Santa Paws)
Santa Paws: Who goes there?
(Curio and Catniss enter)
Curio: OH MY WHISKERS! It's Santa Paws!
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: What is it, dad? Oh, we have guests?!
Catniss: Hello, Sandy Claws. It's just us.
(Francis enters)
Francis: The guild that saved Purrismas.
Sandy Claws: Is there something you need?
Catniss: We would like to ask a favour of you.
Santa Paws: What kind of favour? I'm not giving any early Purrismas gifts.
Francis: Drat!
Catniss: No, nothing like that. Let me explain...
(scene change, new one starts with Sandy Claws)
Sandy Claws: So you want us to come with you to your guild for Conan's birthday party?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Exactly! If you don't have anything else to do... I know he'd really appreciate to meet you again.
Sandy Claws: We would love to come! When should we be there?
Catniss: Conan is expecting a princess to come at dusk, so that would be the perfect time.
Sandy Claws: Ok, we'll be there!
Chapter 6: No Problems
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: This quest is going much smoother than any we've ever done.
(Curio enters)
Curio: I thought you guys rarely ran into trouble.
Francis: We always get into trouble! But i'm always there to save the day.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Things are going our way because i've planned this for a long time.
Curio: So, where are we going next?
Catniss: Well, i was hoping we could get Amortina to show up... But i think we'll need some help with that.
Francis: *shiver*
Catniss: What was that?
Francis: Hearing her name just makes me remember what Purrcilla did on Valentine's Day...
Catniss: Anyway, we're off to the guild of the Zenpaws.
(scene change, new one starts with Curio)
Curio: Wait, the Zenpaws live here? I expected something more subtle.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Everything's coated in gold... This is the guild of the Mighty Lions.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Yes, we're visiting them on our way to the Zenpaws. Let's go inside.
Chapter 7: Hostile Lions
(scene starts with Aslan)
Aslan: They are here! GET THEM!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Aaah! WAIT! We're not enemies!
Aslan: Wha-! Little ones, what are you doing here?
(Francis enters)
Francis: The better question is: Why are you attacking us?!
Aslan: The Evil Pugomancer was seen around these parts.
Catniss: Really?!
Aslan: Yes. Why do you have such a little kitten with you so far from home?
(Curio enters)
Curio: Hey, i'm a hero just like you!
Catniss: We came here because we wanted to invite you to a party. Conan's birthday party.
Aslan: Oh. Well, in this situation i cannot promise anything, but... Will there be cake?
Catniss: Yes..?
Aslan: Then we'll try as hard as we can!
(scene change, new one starts with Aslan)
Aslan: Be careful out there. The Evil Pugomancer may be lurking in the bushes.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Will do. Be sure to drop by our guild if you can. At dusk.
Chapter 8: Hide!
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Do we go to the Zenpaws now?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Just one more stop.
Francis: Whaaaat? We've been out all day. Shouldn't we be heading back?
Catniss: We're just gonna tell the Whiskers that they should come too. It's not even a detour.
(Curio enters)
Curio: Hey, guys. Look over there. It's the Evil Pugomancer!
Catniss: Hide, quick!
(scene change, new one starts with the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: Hmpfh, hmpfh. ! Someone there?! Come out, or i will blow you up! Hm... I know you are there, puny cats. Face me!
Chapter 9: Ambush
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Come on, let's get that stupid dog!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Are you crazy? We'll just sneak around.
(Curio enters)
Curio: I'm with Francis. It's three against one!
Francis: And we have the upper hand.
Catniss: We do need to go that way...
Francis: Yes, come on. AMBUSH!
(Francis runs ahead)
Catniss: It's not an ambush if you announce it!
(Catniss runs after him- scene switches to show the Pugomancer, Catniss, and Francis)
Pugomancer: There you are, puny cats! Feel my wrath!
(scene change, new one starts with the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: Well, this didn't go as expected... Take this!
(Pugomancer retreats, and Catniss enters)
Catniss: Watch out!
(Francis enters)
Francis: The Evil Pugomancer ran away... what a coward. What did the pug throw?
Catniss: It's a... present box. For Conan.
Chapter 10: Present?
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Are you sure we should bring the present with us?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: I think Conan should decide if he wants to open it or not...
Francis: But it could be cursed!
Catniss: You can't tell?
Francis: Well... I can. And it's not cursed, but...
(Curio enters)
Curio: Maybe the Evil Pugomancer just wanted to give a proper gift? I mean, not even Francis knew today was Conan's birthday.
Catniss: I know, it's strange that the Evil Pugomancer knows that... But we're at the Whiskers' now. We'll handle this later.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis and Curio)
Francis: Keep your paws on your pockets, Curio. The cats in this guild like to steal stuff.
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: What's that? Ya think stealin' stuff is all we do? Come on, don't be like that. We're friends, right, lil' kitty?
Francis: Well it's hard to argue when you have a knife at me.
Astrid: Just kiddin'. We're not scary at all.
Curio: I know that. You're our allies. And because you're our allies, you'll come celebrate my brother's birthday, right?
Astrid: Your brother?
Curio: Yeah, today is Conan's birthday, and we're having a surprise party.
Astrid: Alrighty. I'll go tell my boys. Could always use some time off.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Great. Just know that the Mighty Lions and the Zenpaws might also be there. So bring good behaviour!
Astrid: Ain't i always good?
Chapter 11: Crazy Knight
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: No, move those rocks away! Go make sure the roads are safe, if any evil forces are seen i want to know! Why is the grass all ruined here? NOW I HAVE DIRT ALL OVER MY PAWS! Someone polish my armour! AND WHERE THE HECK ARE CATNISS AND FRANCIS?!
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Look, guys, we're at the Zenpaws' guild.
(Curio enters)
Curio: Yay!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Finally! I wanna go home. My paws are sore...
Catniss: Always so whiny...
Chapter 12: Cupid Cat
(scene starts with Aya)
Aya: Greetings, young heroes. We did not expect your company this fine day.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Hi. We won't be long. We're just here to get some help.
Aya: Depending on your problem, we will gladly help in any way we can.
Catniss: We want to summon the Goddess of Love: Amortina.
Aya: Why would you want to do that? The Goddess of Love only appears on the day when love is celebrated throughout Catania.
Catniss: Yes, we know, but we'd like her to show up right now.
Aya: Do you have love problems?
Catniss: Not really. But it's Conan's birthday today and i think he would really like to meet Amortina again. He was quite charmed by her.
Aya: Well... Let us converse with the others and see if we can come up with something.
(scene change, new one starts with Curio)
Curio: So, how do we get the Goddess of Love to come see my brother?
(Aya enters)
Aya: There is an old ritual you could try out. But it is quite intricate and requires a confession of true love. And exactly two dozen roses.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Where are we supposed to get that?
Aya: Well, we do have some roses growing in our garden.
Catniss: Good. Come, guys, let's pick some flowers!
Chapter 13: Thorned Rose
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Ow!
(he hurts himself by picking a rose)
Francis: Ow!
(he picks another one and gets hurt again)
Francis: Roses are evil flowers!
(Curio enters)
Curio: You just gotta be more careful.
(she picks a rose without hurting herself)
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Hah, even Curio can do it.
Francis: Pff! I could do this all day. ALL DAY!
(scene change, new one starts with Aya)
Aya: Place the roses in a circle around the subject.
(Curio enters)
Curio: Ok!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Hey... Hey!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Don't break the circle, Francis!
Francis: Why am i the "subject"?!
Aya: Now, the subject must make a confession of true love.
Francis: What?! I'm not doing that.
Catniss: Come on, Francis. Just do it. There's no turning back now.
Francis: Ugh! Ok... I confess... that i, truly, truly, truly love myself!
Catniss: ... We already know that.
Aya: That light... I believe it worked.
Chapter 14: Amortina
(scene starts with Amortina)
Amortina: Who calls upon me?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: I can't believe that worked...
Amortina: Wait... I remember you.
Catniss: Only good memories i hope.
Amortina: Hm... But you weren't the one to summon me.
(Francis enters)
Francis: I did. But i don't really have a love problem.
Amortina: Why am i here then?
Catniss: We would like you to come with us to our guild. It's our friend Conan's birthday, and we'd like all of the new friends he's made this year to come to the party.
Amortina: Friend? But i am a goddess.
Catniss: We won't force you to come, but we'd greatly appreciate it. I know Conan would.
Amortina: (She really cares about him...) All right. I will come, but if someone actually needs my help i will have to go.
Catniss: Sounds perfect!
(scene change, new one starts with Curio)
Curio: Is that everyone? We're going home now?
(Francis enters)
Francis: Finally!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Yes. But we can't let Conan see us yet, all right?
Francis: Right. We have to group up all the guests first.
Chapter 15: Surprise!
(scene starts with Aslan)
Aslan: There's no cake? Who took it?
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: They promised you cake?
Aslan: I bet you filthy thieves took all of it!
Astrid: Ey, we didn't take nothin', aight?
(Aya enters)
Aya: Of course, you all were invited as well.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: It's Conan's birthday, and you are all our friends.
Aya: Truly compassionate of you, young hero.
Aslan: Who is that?
(Amortina enters)
Amortina: I am Amortina.
Aslan: How do you know these little heroes?
Amortina: We made it through some complicated situations together.
Aslan: Well, i would love to get to know you better.
Catniss: *ehrm!* We're only missing...
(Curio enters)
Curio: Santa Paws!
(Santa Paws and Sandy Claws enter)
Sandy Claws: All of these cats are Conan's friends?
Catniss: Yeah, he's quite the charmer, ain't he?
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: They haven't come back yet... And the princess is coming soon. ! Guys!
(Curio enters)
Curio: Conan! We're back! I can't wait to tell you all we've done!
Conan: Did you handle the Evil Pugomancer thingy?
Curio: There was no Evil Pugomancer thingy. We went out to bring all these cats here.
Conan: "All these cats"?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: For your birthday!
Conan: So the princess...
Catniss: Is not coming. Sorry.
Conan: No, that's okay. This is great!
Chapter 16: Old Friends
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: You brought all the guilds... And Amortina!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Go talk to her. I gotta help set up the party.
(Catniss leaves and Amortina enters)
Amortina: Hello again. I wish you a fortunate future.
Conan: Ah... Hah... *cough* Thank you.
(Amortina leaves and Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: Happy birthday, Conan! It's nice to meet you again.
Conan: Hi, Sandy. How are you these days?
Sandy Claws: I'm fine, thank you. Just helping my father prep for the next Purrismas.
Conan: Already?
Sandy Claws: Yes, it's a lot of work. But we're taking it slow. But if we ever need help i can always call on my chivalrous knight, yes?
Conan: Hehehe... Always!
(Sandy Claws leave and Francis enters)
Francis: Yo, Conan. Was it fun waiting here all by yourself?
Conan: Is that a present for me?
Francis: This big box? It's from the Evil Pugomancer.
Conan: The Evil Pugomancer gave me a present?
Francis: Yeah. I wouldn't open it if i were you.
Conan: Hm... But you've brought it all the way here. Might as well...
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: All right. Here goes nothing. I'm opening the box now.
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: I already shook it and hear nothin' strange.
(Aya enters)
Aya: We have not felt any magic from it either.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Be careful, Conan. The Evil Pugomancer is not to be trusted.
Conan: I know, i know. Okay, the lid is off.
(Francis enters)
Francis: What's in it?
Conan: It's... a... drawing...
(reveals a funny child-like cartoon cat drawing that also reads "i'm stoopid" across the top)
Conan: Wow.. cute.
Francis: Hahahahahaha, let me see! Hahahaha! That's priceless!
Chapter 17: Goodbye
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: I guess a hateful drawing is still a good thing to get from your arch nemesis.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: The Evil Pugomancer could have tried to trash this party, so yeah.
(the drawing is shown again)
Conan: I think i'll frame this later. Right now, i want to talk to all these fair ladies.
Catniss: Go get 'em, tiger.
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: Bye, everyone! Thank you so much for coming! Phew! What a day. I can't believe we've been doing this for this long.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Yeah, we've made quite a number of new friends since we started.
Conan: Thank you for the best birthday ever, Catniss!
Catniss: No problem. You deserve it, captain.
(Curio enters)
Curio: Conan! Did Sandy Claws kiss you goodbye?
Conan: What? Maybe... that's none of your business!
(Francis enters)
Francis: But i saw you trying to smooch Amortina!
Conan: I did not! I tripped and fell.
Francis: Yeah, sure. Likely story, bro. Anyway, i'm off to bed. Happy birthday, Conan.
Conan: Thanks. Hey, Catniss. Do you think we can have this party again next year?
Catniss: Maybe... It was quite a hassle to get everyone together.
Conan: But you'll be here, right?
Catniss: Always. As long as Catania is threatened by darkness, we'll be here.
Conan: Great. I love the adventures we have together! Here's to the future!
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Charity Event 2017
!DISCLAIMER! - This is the story for the in-game event from the same name - You can find this story in the storybook section of your character profile, providing you either already own it or are willing to purchase it with gems - all images of characters are screenshots - i will not be screenshotting every expression of every character !DISCLAIMER END!
Characters in Story:
(click for full image/better quality) Row 1: Catniss and Conan Row 2: Francis, Aslan (Mighty Lions guild leader), and Pugomancer Row 3: Astrid (Whiskers guild leader), and Aya (Zenpaws guild leader)
!STORY STARTS HERE, SPOILERS AHEAD!
Chapter 1: Released Cats
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: I can't believe it. We're finally out!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: What do you mean "out"?
Conan: Out in the world! More people than ever can find us now. Even the fancy people with their flashy devices at the capital.
(Francis enters)
Francis: What does that mean?
Conan: It means more guilds than ever are joining in to fight the Evil Pugomancer!
Francis: That's good. Maybe we can get some slack then.
Conan: No! We gotta keep working hard!
Francis: Whaa?!
Catniss: If we don't do quests it means we won't get any gold.
Francis: So all the new guilds will take quests from us? That's not good at all! Let's go do some quests!
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss, Conan, and Francis)
Catniss: Francis, chill out. Having more guilds in Catania is actually a good thing.
Conan: Yeah, we'll have more friends and allies. There will be plenty of quests for everyone to do.
Francis: But what if these guilds recruit all the best heroes?
Conan: Then we'll be happy for their sake. Come on, i've got something planned for this special day!
Chapter 2: Charities
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: So, what's your grand plan? That i can sleep all day?
(Conan enters)
Conan: Not at all. With all these new guilds popping up, we can finally spread some awareness.
Francis: About what?
Conan: Charities!
Francis: Charities? How does that work?
Conan: With the help of celebrity cats! If a guild recruits one of them, a portion of the earnings will be given to charities. All we have to do is tell people about it with these pamphlets!
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Pch! Why would anyone want to recruit these "celebrities"? Why not recruit me? I'm famous! I have like 4 billion followers on Twitter!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: You're not humble enough to give your precious gold to citizens in need... And you're not even half as famous as these cats.
Francis: Oh, no, the wind caught my pamphlets!
Catniss: Francis! You practically threw them away!
Francis: Nuh uh, i totally dropped them!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Why did you do that? These pamphlets are Limited Edition! We have to get them!
Chapter 3: Lost Pamphlets
(scene starts with the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: Urf! What is this? A pamphlet? Stupid cats and their stupid advertising. "Give to those in need, recruit a celebrity cat hero today!" "Their earnings will be given to a charity of their choice!"
(Conan enters)
Conan: Hey! Let go of those pamphlets, Evil Pugomancer!
Pugomancer: You think you can just shout at me however you want?! Zombies, get them!
(scene change, new one starts with the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: You think you can help all these new guilds, do you? Fools!
(Pugomancer leaves, and Catniss enters)
Catniss: Gone... Are you guys alright?
(Francis enters)
Francis: Barely even scratched.
(Conan enters)
Conan: But the Evil Pugomancer took our pamphlets...
Catniss: We'll just make new ones.
Francis: Yeah, it's cold and windy here. Let's head back.
Chapter 4: Shady Guild
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Hey, guys, look. We just got this in the mailbox.
(Conan enters)
Conan: What is it? A pamphlet? What does it say?
Catniss: "To all the guild-less heroes of Catania, the perfect guild has just been created for you... you are promised great riches and fame just by joining. Find me in the Burning Hills."
(Francis enters)
Francis: Wow. Maybe i'll switch guilds.
Conan: It's obviously a trap.
Catniss: You think anyone would fall for it?
Conan: Francis would... We should go to the Burning Hills and see.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Why are we walking through this town again?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Because we wanted to see how many heroes want to join this new shady guild.
Francis: Maybe it will just be like the Whiskers. They're kind of shady.
(Conan enters)
Conan: I don't think so. This is something worse. Seems everyone in this town has gotten a pamphlet...
Catniss: That group over there seems to be going now. Let's follow them.
Chapter 5: Burning Hills
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: So these are the Burning Hills? It's so barren and hot here...
(Conan enters)
Conan: Look at all these heroes...
Francis: Yeah. Such noobs. They don't even have any cool gear.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Look, someone's coming up on that hill.
(scene doesn't change, but does switch to the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: Welcome, newborn heroes. To your DOOM!
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: What is happening, guys? Why is the ground shaking?
(Francis enters)
Francis: It's the Evil Pugomancer. We have to get out of here.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: But it's so crowded, i can barely move.
(scene doesn't change, but does switch to the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: You will all serve ME!
Chapter 6: Dummy Trio
(scene starts with Aslan)
Aslan: Just walk in front of me, why is it so hard?
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: You're judgin' me all the time. I'm not gonna steal your things, cap'n. Promise.
Aslan: You've said that already but i don't trust you. We need to get to the gathering, so i suggest you just comply.
(Aya enters)
Aya: You two are here, too?
Astrid: Who invited the egghead?
Aslan: Did you also get the strange pamphlet?
Aya: Indeed. We noticed right away that something was amiss.
Astrid: Now you can go in front, cap'n.
Aslan: I'm supposed to trust a monk to tell me if you stretch your paws too close to me?
Astrid: Thief's honour, cap'n. I won't even touch you.
(scene change, new one starts with Astrid)
Astrid: Look over there.
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: How did this guild get their word out to so many heroes? I should hire their marketing cat to the Mighty Lions.
Astrid: I'm more impressed by how they were able to fool so many.
(Aya enters)
Aya: You two. Do you not see the Evil Pugomancer standing in front of that crowd? And i believe we know the three young heroes down there.
Chapter 7: Mind Control
(scene starts with the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: Come now, my new heroes, march to my dark tower!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Long live the dark lord!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Long live the Evil Pugomancer!
Pugomancer: Bwahahaha!
(scene change, new one starts with Aslan)
Aslan: They've been enchanted by the Evil Pugomancer. How do we deal with that?
(Aya enters)
Aya: Mind control is very powerful, dark magic. It would need some kind of power source. If we could get one of the magic's subjects from the crowd, i could do some analysing.
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: kay. I'll get the lil' kitties outta there.
Chapter 8: Little Kitties
(scene starts with Astrid)
Astrid: Psst! ... Psst! Hey, lil' kitties!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Are you talking to us? Don't break the line!
Astrid: Man, you're really under a spell...
(Francis enters)
Francis: We're only under the spell of the Evil Pugomancer's greatness!
Astrid: Guess i'll have to take you by force... But i can't take all three of you. And you're the weakest one, so...
Francis: Wah, hey! Let go of me!
(scene change, new one starts with Astrid and Francis)
Francis: This isn't the Evil Pugomancer's dark tower! Let me go!
Astrid: Here you go, egghead. Another egghead.
(Aya enters)
Aya: Thank you.
Francis: Hey, don't touch me! I will burn you!
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: Should i hold him down?
Aya: Only for a moment.
Chapter 9: Catnapped!
(scene starts with Aya)
Aya: It seems the Evil Pugomancer has set up an altar of sorts.
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: Where? Hold still!
(Francis enters)
Francis: No! You will never defeat me! EVIL PUGOMANCER, HELP ME!
Aslan: Quiet!
Francis: Hnnnng! ...
Aya: He passed out!
Aslan: I didn't even tighten my grip... Anyway, where is this altar and how do we destroy it?
(scene change, new one starts with Aya)
Aya: Hm... I'm sensing strong energies coming from down below.
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: So this altar is underground? How are we supposed to get there?
Aya: There must be a tunnel leading there somewhere around here.
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: So, we'll just go through every single tunnel in the Burning Hills? Tell me again why we are doing this...
Aslan: Because we want all those brainwashed heroes to join our guilds instead of becoming the Evil Pugomancer's minions.
Astrid: Right... But no quest means no gold.
Aya: How can you be so selfish in a crisis such as this?
Astrid: Chill out, egghead. Just jokin'.
Chapter 10: Altar Search
(scene starts with Astrid)
Astrid: Just a question before we start looking for tunnels like lunatics. Can't you just teleport us to the altar?
(Aya enters)
Aya: I don't know the surroundings down below. Therefore i cannot take us there through magic.
Astrid: Well, that's lame...
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: But you are sure the altar is just below us?
Aya: Yes.
Aslan: Why don't we just dig it up then? If the roof of the cave collapses, it would just destroy the altar, right?
Aya: Not necessarily. We could end up having to dig through the rubble to find the altar again.
Aslan: So we have to do it the old fashioned way...
(scene change, new one starts with Astrid)
Astrid: I've walked through five tunnels, they all led to dead ends...
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: Same here...
Astrid: Is the lil' kitty still sleeping?
Aslan: Yes... He's actually quite heavy.
Astrid: Where's the other egghead? Bet she hasn't checked a single tunnel yet.
Aslan: Or she has found the right one.
(a bright spark of white light flashes)
Aslan: Something's blinking over there.
Astrid: Finally. Let's get goin' then.
Chapter 11: The Tunnel
(scene starts with Astrid)
Astrid: What'cha find here?
(Aya enters)
Aya: The correct tunnel.
Astrid: All the way out here?
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: Your magical senses must be very strong.
Aya: Hm... Actually, the smell of incense gave it away.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis and Aslan)
Francis: Ugh... Hey, why are you carrying me?
Aslan: Oh, you're awake.
Francis: What did you do to me? Where's Conan and Catniss?
Aslan: They're on their way to the Evil Pugomancer's dark tower. You were brainwashed.
Francis: Right. I remember. We were supposed to check on a shady new guild. I knew we shouldn't be happy about "being out".
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: Hey, if you wanna help your lil' friends, i suggest you quit whinin' and help us destroy this altar.
Francis: Oh, i didn't even realise we were at this place.
Chapter 12: Smash It
(scene starts with Aya)
Aya: Setting up an altar such as this must have taken the Evil Pugomancer a lot of time.
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: You feelin' bad for our enemy?
Aya: I am merely appreciating the Evil Pugomancer's hard work.
Astrid: Yeah, whatever. How do we wreck it?
(Francis enters)
Francis: It's just a stone with some paint on it. We could just smash it.
Aya: Smash it?
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: Sounds like a job for me!
(scene change, new one starts with Aya)
Aya: Well, the altar is not emitting any magic any longer.
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: Good riddance!
(Francis enters)
Francis: So, Conan and Catniss should be alright now?
Aya: Hopefully.
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: Let's go see. They can't have gotten that far.
Chapter 13: Waking Up
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Woah! Conan!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Huh? Where are we?
Catniss: I don't know. And who are all these people?
Conan: They look like adventurers... Maybe they're heroes just like us?
Catniss: Oh, yeah..! I remember! We got pamphlets from some mysterious new guild.
Conan: And then the Evil Pugomancer showed up!
Catniss: *thud* Ow. Everyone's panicking... There's no way we can calm all of them down.
Conan: Yeah, we need to get out of here. But where's Francis?
(scene change, new one starts with Astrid)
Astrid: There they are. You better grab their attention while you can, cap'n.
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: Will do.
Chapter 14: Band of Cats
(scene starts with the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: Hey, what happened to my perfect lines? Where are you all going? Someone has broken my spell!
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: Hear me, fellow heroes! The greatest evil in all of Catania, the Evil Pugomancer, tricked you all into coming here. Don't look at me like that. It was not an insult! We need to band together if we are to escape this place!
Pugomancer: You will not escape anything, as you will all PERISH!
(scene change, new one starts with the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: Grr, this is not over! You will learn to fear me, "heroes" of Catania! Just you wait!
(Pugomancer leaves, and Conan enters)
Conan: Francis! How did you get out?
(Francis enters)
Francis: Obviously, the Evil Pugomancer's magic has no effect on me.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Really?
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: I snatched him from the crowd and then the cap'n made him faint.
Catniss: Sounds more believable.
(Aya enters)
Aya: I suggest we move to a safer place before the Evil Pugomancer attacks again.
Conan: Good thinking. Uhm... Anyone know the way? I have no idea where we are.
Astrid: Just follow me.
Chapter 15: Being Selfless
(scene starts with Astrid)
Astrid: I found quite a few sneaky cats to join the Whiskers.
(Aslan enters)
Aslan: There were also some strong warriors among all of these heroes.
(Conan enters)
Conan: That's great. It's very important that we reach out and give all these new heroes a home they deserve. Even the strange ones deserve to be in a guild.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Strange ones like Francis?
(Francis enters)
Francis: There's only room for one Francis per guild!
Catniss: Yeah, i wouldn't want another one of you either...
Astrid: Well, now that this is all fixed, i should get goin' with my new boys.
Conan: Oh, of course. Thank you for saving us, by the way.
Aslan: No problem, little one. Being separate guilds does not mean we are not allies. We still fight the same fight.
(Aya enters)
Aya: That is true. As long as we have a common enemy, more guilds in Catania will not be a problem.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Okay, so what did we learn today? That pamphlets are evil?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: What, no! The Evil Pugomancer is evil. The pamphlets had nothing to do with it.
(Conan enters)
Conan: Exactly. We learned that it's important to help those in need, and not to be so selfish!
Francis: Good thing i'm never selfish!
Conan: Also, the Whiskers, Zenpaws and Mighty Lions showed us that we don't have to worry about all these new guilds. Instead, we should celebrate that they are here, helping us fight!
Francis: I'm happy as long as i still get gold from quests.
Catniss: We already knew that.
(Catniss and Francis leave)
Conan: Ah~ Catania is the best.
(Conan from here on addresses the players)
Conan: Thank you for making this happen. I hope you enjoy your stay in this magical world! And if you want to help make both our worlds a better place, be sure to recruit a celebrity cat!
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Spring Festival 2017
!DISCLAIMER! - This is the story for the in-game event from the same name - You can find this story in the storybook section of your character profile, providing you either already own it or are willing to purchase it with gems - all images of characters are screenshots - i will not be screenshotting every expression of every character !DISCLAIMER END!
Characters in Story:
(click for full image/better quality) Row 1: Catniss, Conan, and Francis Row 2: Pugomancer and Purrcilla Row 3: Bob, Curio, and Astrid (Whiskers guild leader)
!STORY STARTS HERE, SPOILERS AHEAD!
Chapter 1: Festival Prep
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Yay! The guild's looking real good!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: We're getting good at holding these events.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Too bad we don't get to participate...
Catniss: You want to go hunting chocolate eggs too?
Francis: Of course! It's chocolate, Catniss! CHOCOLATE!
Conan: Don't be like that, Francis. We do this for the younger ones.
Francis: We are young, Conan! Young enough to eat chocolate!
Conan: Well, if i know our crazy alchemist, we'll have plenty of chocolate eggs for everyone.
Catniss: Speaking of which, we should probably check on her.
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: Hey, Purrcilla, how's it going with the chocolate eggs?
(Purrcilla enters)
Purrcilla: Great. Look, i've coloured every single one of them! And this one has my beloved Francis' colours! Do you want it?
(Francis enters)
Francis: I'm not eating anything you've touched.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Guess you don't like chocolate that much after all.
Francis: I just don't trust her. Why didn't we get E- Ev... Evan?
Catniss: Edward?
Francis: Yeah, why didn't we get Edward to do this?
Catniss: He was busy with important stuff.
Conan: Well, we'll be taking these eggs now, Purrcilla. Thanks for your help.
Catniss: Yeah, thanks.
Purrcilla: No problem.
(Catniss and Conan leave)
Francis: ... I might take just one chocolate egg.
Purrcilla: It will cost you one kiss.
Francis: Bye..!
(Francis runs away)
Chapter 2: Safe Guild
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Alright, before we can hide all these eggs we need to secure the area.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: I'll take some scouts with me and make sure the woods are safe.
Conan: Good. Call us if you need help with any heavy lifting.
Catniss: Yeah... I'll call 'someone' if i need help with that.
(Catniss leave and Francis enters)
Francis: Oooo, sick burn..!
Conan: I was just trying to be nice...
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Everything seems to be in order, Conan. We should be able to hide the eggs now. Are the Whisk-
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: Already here, Snowball.
Catniss: Oh, good.
(Conan enters)
Conan: Just remember to not make it too hard. Our guild members are not as good at spotting things as you are.
Astrid: Cause we're a guild of thieves?
Conan: Aren't you?
Astrid: Course we are, but it's kinda rude to say it out loud, ain't it?
(Astrid leaves)
Conan: Everyone seems to take things the wrong way today...
Chapter 3: Hiding Eggs
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Francis, you can't hide eggs up in the trees!
(Francis enters)
Francis: What, why not?
Catniss: Magic is not allowed!
Francis: They can climb, can't they?
Catniss: Can you climb that high?
Francis: Blablabla!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Come on, guys. Less chatting, more hiding eggs.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: "I'm Catniss, i'm super boring and annoying." "Don't hide the eggs, Francis, just put them up in the open."
(Francis and Astrid walk into each other)
Francis: *bump* Ow!
(Astrid backs up silently)
Astrid: ...
Francis: Uhm... Don't tell her i said that.
Astrid: ...
Francis: Why aren't you saying anything?
Astrid: ...
Francis: Are you eating an egg?!
Astrid: i won't tell if you won't tell.
Chapter 4: Ready, set...
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: *phew* That was the last of the eggs. Let's round up the guild and send them off!
(Francis enters)
Francis: How many eggs have we hidden, exactly?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: 526.
Francis: That's so much chocolate! And i can't have just one?!
Conan: If there are any left when the others are done you can go find them.
Francis: Really?! Great! (No one will ever find my eggs- cause they're invisible!) (Muhahaha!)
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: Hello, everyone! I hope you're ready for the most epic egg hunt of them all! The rules are simple: Find an egg, put it in your basket and it's yours. No eating the eggs until the hunt is over. Also, you may not use any magic during the hunt- and NO stealing from others! Before we begin we also want to thank the Whiskers guild for helping us hide the eggs. Are you ready?
(Curio and Bob enter)
Curio: We're so ready!
Conan: Happy hunting!
Chapter 5: Go?
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Hey, you.
(Bob and Curio enter)
Bob: Huh? Us?
Francis: Yeah, you.
Curio: We don't have time for you, Francis. The egg hunt has begun!
Francis: Yeah, yeah, but listen, you guys want to fly, right?
Curio: Well, Bob wants to.
Francis: Good, so here's a proposal. You give me all of your chocolate eggs, and i'll help you fly! Super sweet deal, right?
Curio: You can have half our eggs...
Francis: Half?! That's not-
Curio: Half the eggs or no deal!
Francis: Fine!
(scene change, new one starts with Bob)
Bob: Look i found one!
(Curio enters)
Curio: I found another!
Bob: There are even more over there!
Curio: This is so much easier than- Ooh! Butterfly!
(Curio runs after the butterfly)
Bob: Curio? Wait up!
Chapter 6: Egg Hunt
(scene starts with Bob)
Bob: Curio, where'd you go?
(Curio enters)
Curio: A butterfly led me to more eggs, look! And there's no one else around!
Bob: Wow, you're right! I bet Francis hid these eggs. He's so mean sometimes!
Curio: Hey, look there's a trail over here.
Bob: I wonder where it leads.
Curio: Should we follow it?
Bob: I dunno.
Curio: We should!
(scene change, new one starts with Curio)
Curio: Hey, there's a cave entrance on the other side of this river.
(Bob enters)
Bob: The current's really strong...
Curio: Wanna know what i think?
Bob: What?
Curio: Cat-apult!
Chapter 7: Cat-apult
(scene starts with Curio)
Curio: These trees seem strong enough.
(Bob enters)
Bob: Yeah, this is perfect!
Curio: I wonder how many eggs we'll find in there.
Bob: I can barely wait! Let's start building!
(scene change, new one starts with Curio and Bob)
Curio: Ready, aim... SHOOOOOT!
Bob: Weehaaaaa!
Chapter 8: Mysterious Cave
(scene starts with Curio)
Curio: That was so much fun! Now, let's check the cave!
(Bob enters)
Bob: Hey, there are fresh paw prints here!
Curio: I knew they had hid eggs in here!
Bob: Hurry, let's find them all!
(scene change, new one starts with Bob)
Bob: Curio...
(Curio enters)
Curio: Yeah?
Bob: Look...
(Curio changes position to look)
Curio: OH. MY. G. It's the biggest egg i've ever seen!
Bob: Let's grab it!
Chapter 9: Egg Escape
(scene starts with Bob)
Bob: Do we have to share this egg with Francis now?
(Curio enters)
Curio: Oh, darn! I forgot about that... Maybe we can hide it from him. He can have all our small eggs for all i care.
Bob: Yeah, that's a good plan! ! Someone's coming... Is that...
(Curio changes position to look)
Curio: THE EVIL PUGOMANCER!
(scene changes, new one starts with Pugomancer, Curio and Bob)
Pugomancer: PUNY CATS! What are you doing with my egg?!
Bob: This is our egg, we found it!
Pugomancer: It's mine! Go back to your stupid guild egg hunt!
Curio: (We can't cross the river without our catapult...) GOTTA RUN!
(Curio and Bob run away)
Chapter 10: Special Egg
(scene starts with the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: You can run, kitties, but you can't hide! Give me my egg and i will let you go!
(scene doesn't change but does switch to Bob and Curio)
Bob: (Maybe we should do that...)
Curio: (No way, we can sneak away from here) (Just follow me...)
(scene change, new one starts with Bob and Curio)
Bob: We made it!
(Astrid enters)
Astrid: What are you lil' kitties doing over here?
Bob: We were running from the Evil Pugomancer!
Astrid: The Evil Pugomancer is here?!
Curio: No, not anymore. The stupid dog got lost.
Astrid: You were supposed to stay in this forest.
Bob: But we found this giant egg in a cave...
Astrid: Right, we're gonna have to double-check on that Pugomancer thing... And that egg, that's not a chocolate egg we hid.
Curio: Are you sure?
Astrid: Yes. Yes, i'm very sure.
Chapter 11: Angry Brother
(scene starts with Conan, Bob, and Curio)
Conan: Curio! Where have you been?! I was worried sick!
Curio: We went a little too far, but we found this giant egg. Look!
Conan: No, i will not look at any egg! You were supposed to stay within our perimeters! What if some dangerous monster found you?!
Bob: We met the Evil Pugomancer.
Conan: That's it! You're never leaving this guild again!
(scene change, new one starts with Bob)
Bob: Wow, your brother is really scary when he's angry.
(Curio enters)
Curio: He's always like that when i go on adventures, so boring! I wonder what they'll find out about the egg.
Bob: Let's go see!
Chapter 12: The Egg
(scene starts with Curio and Bob)
Curio: Hey, Francis. What kind of egg is it?
(Francis enters)
Francis: Don't come here munching on your sweet chocolate eggs! Because of you, i didn't get any.
Bob: What about our deal?
Francis: Well, Conan and Catniss found out about it, so it's off. No flying for you!
Bob: Waah, but you promised!
Francis: It was a deal, not a promise. Anyway, i'm sure now. This is a dragon egg, and we have to take it back to its den if we don't want Mama Dragon to come burn us up.
(scene change, new one starts with Bob)
Bob: Did you hear that, Curio? A dragon egg. Sounds dangerous.
(Curio enters)
Curio: Yeah, we should really get it back to the dragon nest. But we don't know where that is.
Bob: Don't you think it's in the cave where we found the egg?
Curio: I think the Evil Pugomancer just put it there while doing something else.
Bob: Hm... Maybe fighting the Mama Dragon?
Curio: That means the nest is somewhere nearby!
Bob: Do we go there by ourselves?
Curio: Are we not heroes?
Bob: Yes, we are!
Chapter 13: Dumb Francis
(scene starts with Curio and Bob)
Curio: Hey, Francis.
(Francis enters)
Francis: What is it now?
Curio: We're just kinda bored now that the egg hunt is over.
Bob: Why aren't you looking for the Evil Pugomancer with the others?
Francis: Cause i have to guard this stupid egg.
Curio: That's too bad. I bet there are dozens of chocolate eggs left in the forest.
Francis: (Oh right, my invisible eggs!) (I could go fetch them, it'll just take a sec...) Could you guys stay here while i go do something?
Bob: Sure, we'll watch this egg for you. We are Spring Festival heroes!
(scene change, new one starts with Curio)
Curio: Huff! Huff! Man, this egg is heavy!
(Bob enters)
Bob: I still can't believe we fooled Francis that easily.
Curio: Yeah, we're the smartest cats in the guild! Do you think we can shoot the egg over the river?
Bob: Well, it is a 'dragon' egg. It's super durable, right?
Curio: Let's hope so.
Chapter 14: Pug Fight
(scene starts with Curio)
Curio: Hey, look, there's the Evil Pugomancer again.
(Bob enters)
Bob: And a dragon!
Curio: That's gotta be the mother.
Bob: We gotta get past them and find the nest.
(scene doesn't change but does switch to the Pugomancer)
Pugomancer: Stop trying to burn me, stupid dragon! I don't have your egg! The cats took it- go after them!
(scene doesn't change but does switch back to Bob and Curio)
Curio: Hah, stupid pug. Let's go, Bob.
(scene change, new one starts with Curio)
Curio: There, i see something on the top of that mountain.
(Bob enters)
Bob: It's so big!
Curio: We've climbed higher stuff. This will be no problem!
Chapter 15: Egg Return
(scene starts with Curio)
Curio: This is quite the way to celebrate the Spring Festival, right? Climbing a mountain where a dragon lives. Right next to the guild.
(Bob enters)
Bob: Yeah, we have so much chocolate to eat when we get back! I just hope your brother won't get mad at us.
Curio: Man, Conan won't be a problem. We're doing a heroic deed, exactly what the guild is supposed to do. We're at the entrance, you ready for this?
(scene change, new one starts with Bob)
Bob: Hello..? Is there a dragon in here? No?
(Curio enters)
Curio: We've come to give back your egg. Which the Evil Pugomancer stole- not us. We'll just put it in your big nest here. ...
Bob: Phew. Time to bail!
Chapter 16: Happy Heroes
(scene starts with Curio and Bob)
Curio: Dadada! We did it, Bob! We finished the quest!
(Conan enters)
Conan: What quest? You never got a quest!
Curio: Conan?! What are you doing here?
Conan: We just finished fighting the Evil Pugomancer.
Bob: What about the dragon?
Conan: Francis is keeping it asleep down on the ground.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Which is why we should hurry this up. Did you return the egg?
Curio: Yes, ma'am!
Conan: I'm gonna go see for myself. You go down the mountain with Catniss.
(Conan leaves)
Catniss: Don't worry about him. We'll keep celebrating the Spring Festival when we get back, and he'll be happy again.
Curio: Yeah, i know. He likes chocolate more than he likes to admit.
(scene change, new one starts with Curio)
Curio: And we're back.
(Bob enters)
Bob: Now to munch our festival chocolate!
Curio: Francis?! Why do you have chocolate all over your face?
Francis: What? Don't judge me! This is my chocolate! If everyone else gets to eat, so do i!
Bob: Doesn't mean you have to eat with your face...
Curio: And there's more to the Spring Festival than just chocolate eggs...
Francis: Oh yeah, like what?
Curio: Like painting eggs, decorating stuff with feathers...
Francis: Boring stuff.
Bob: OR we could go search for the FESTIVAL BUNNY!
Curio: THE REAL EASTER BUNNY!
(Conan enters)
Conan: No, you're not going anywhere!
(Curio and Bob run off)
Conan: Hey! Curio! Stop! I'm your big brother, you listen to me!
(Conan chases after them)
Francis: *nom nom nom*
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: ..?
Francis: What?
Catniss: Got some chocolate for me?
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Valentine Event 2017
!DISCLAIMER! - This is the story for the in-game event from the same name - You can find this story in the storybook section of your character profile, providing you either already own it or are willing to purchase it with gems - all images of characters are screenshots - i will not be screenshotting every expression of every character !DISCLAIMER END!
Characters in Story:
(click for full image/better quality) Row 1: Amortina and Catniss Row 2: Conan Row 3: Francis and Purrcilla
!STORY STARTS HERE, SPOILERS AHEAD!
Chapter 1: Fixing Valentine
(scene starts with Amortina)
Amortina: *yawn* What a lovely cloud bed i found. Now let's get to work! Wait... Oh no! I'm missing a love arrow! This is a catastrophe!
(scene change, new one starts with Purrcilla)
Purrcilla: *bonk* Oow! What is this? A heart-shaped arrow... Who would drop something like that?! On Valentine's Day even... Wait a minute, it must be a sign! The Goddess of Love is telling me to listen to my heart! That must be it! Before this day is over, the greatest mage in Catania will be all mine!
Chapter 2: Secret Work
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Some flowers, some roots, and... Cocoa beans... I can't believe i'm doing this. Sure hope it's worth it...
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: That's the whole list. Now, all i have to do is get back to the guild and give her the ingredients.
(Amortina enters)
Amortina: Excuse me, have you seen an arrow shaped like a heart somewhere around here?
Catniss: Huh, what? No. Sorry, i don't have time to help you.
(Catniss leaves)
Amortina: Hm... A girl acting super suspicious on Valentine's Day... I smell unanswered love.
Chapter 3: Secret Alchemy
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: I can feel it in my paws~ Love is all around us~ ! Hey, Catniss, what are you doing back there?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: What?! Nothing. Go away, Francis. We're doing alchemy, and i won't let your clumsy paws ruin it.
Francis: Who are "we"?
Catniss: Me and Purrcilla. Now go away!
Francis: Okay, okay...
(Francis leaves)
Catniss: Gosh!
(Purrcilla enters)
Purrcilla: It's boiling, Catniss. Give me the cocoa beans.
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Hey, is it supposed to rise like that?
Purrcilla: It's boiling over!
Catniss: Oh no... I'm too scared to look, do we have anything left?
Purrcilla: Yes, i think we can try one more time. But we're going to need some magical help. Sorry.
Catniss: Does it have to be Francis?
Purrcilla: If we don't tell him what the potion is for, it won't matter, right?
Catniss: I guess...
Chapter 4: Sneaky Friends
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: When my paws don't work like they used to before~
(Francis enters)
Francis: Conan!
Conan: Geez, Francis, don't scare me like that!
Francis: Were you just singing a cheesy love song?
Conan: It's not cheesy! And it fits with the theme of this day!
Francis: Whatever. Listen, Catniss is doing some secret potion-making, you gotta help me look into it.
Conan: Catniss has secrets? I thought you were the only one.
Francis: She's with some Purrcilla girl.
Conan: Well, Purrcilla is our potion maker.
Francis: Didn't we have some other guy for that? Evan or something...?
Conan: A guild requires many alchemists, Francis.
Francis: Whatever! Let's go spy on Catniss.
(scene change, new one starts with Conan and Francis)
Conan: Francis, this is stupid. We should just go talk to them.
Francis: I would, but Catniss got really mad when i asked her what they were doing.
Conan: That's no excuse for us to be sitting in this bush spying on her...!
Francis: Look, the cauldron is overflowing. And Catniss is looking miserable.
Conan: Maybe they need our help?
Francis: They're moving, come on, go, go!
Chapter 5: The Potion
(scene starts with Catniss, Purrcilla, and Conan)
Catniss: Francis, there you are! You got a minute?
(Francis enters)
Francis: Depends. You got an apology prepared?
Catniss: *glare*
Francis: That will do...
Catniss: So, me and Purrcilla need your help.
Francis: Okay, i guess i can do that.
Catniss: Good. But you gotta swear to not tell anyone else.
Francis: Uhm... sure?
Catniss: Come on then, time is running out.
(Catniss and Francis leave)
Conan: Wow, they just ignored me through the whole conversation... I feel so left-out...
Purrcilla: You've become a side-character. Welcome to the club.
Conan: Don't you have to be somewhere?
Purrcilla: I do, actually. Bye~
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: There we go! Easy as pie!
Purrcilla: That was amazing, Francis!
Francis: I know, right?
Catniss: (First it was hard and now it was that easy?)
Francis: So what is this pink potion used for?
Catniss: That's a secret.
Francis: Hah, and Conan said you didn't have secrets...
Catniss: Wait, what? Does Conan know about this? How?
Francis: I told him.
Catniss: NOOO!
(Catniss runs away)
Francis: What got into her?
Purrcilla: She went straight into the bushes...
Francis: Will you tell me what kind of potion we made?
Purrcilla: No, sorry, i promised Catniss not to.
Francis: Bah...! So much hard work for nothing.
(Francis leaves)
Purrcilla: You will know soon...
Chapter 6: Let it rip
(scene starts with Purrcilla)
Purrcilla: Are you gonna come out?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: No. Never. I can't face this problem.
Purrcilla: But the love potion is almost finished. We can use it to get you your valentine. You do want a valentine, right?
Catniss: Well, yes...
Purrcilla: Conan knowing won't change anything. Come on.
Catniss: What's left, then?
Purrcilla: A tuft of their fur.
Catniss: All right. Put on your stealthiest robes.
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: Catniss, hold up. I need to talk to you.
Catniss: (Oh no.)
Conan: Francis told me that you and Purrcilla have been making a potion.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Yeah, just throw me under the cart...
Catniss: It's called karma, Francis.
Conan: Why can't you tell me what kind of potion it is?
Catniss: Because..!
Purrcilla: (Now's my chance!) *rip*
(Purrcilla tears a tuft of Francis' fur)
Francis: Oow! Heey!
(Purrcilla runs away)
Catniss: Wait, Purrcilla! It's my love potion too!
(Catniss runs after her)
Conan: Love potion? Stop crying, Francis.
Francis: But it huuuuuuurts~!
Chapter 7: Crazy in love
(scene starts with Purrcilla)
Purrcilla: The time has finally come... A tuft of his fur, a tuft of my fur...
Catniss: Purrcilla! What are you doing? Half of that love potion is mine!
Purrcilla: Oh, this is no love potion. Love potions can't be made.
Catniss: What are you talking about?
Purrcilla: This is to make my dreams come true!
Catniss: Is that an egg?
(Purrcis' egg is shown)
Purrcilla: This is Purrcis, son to the greatest mage in all of Catania!
Catniss: You tricked me into helping you create this?!
Purrcilla: I only did what had to be done. And there is more yet...
(scene change, new one starts with Conan)
Conan: There they are!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Hey, you, gimme back my fur!
Purrcilla: Francis, my dear, look! This is your son!
Francis: What?! My son is an egg?
Purrcilla: Yes! We will raise him together as a happy family!
Conan: Were you in on this, Catniss?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: No, Purrcilla did this by herself! She's even created other eggs...
Francis: Even i think this is crazy!
Purrcilla: (Well, once you've been struck by this heart-shaped arrow, you will not) Fly, arrow of love!
Catniss: Francis, look out!
(Purrcilla throws the love arrow at Francis and it hits him)
Francis: Ugh! Struck in the heart!
Conan: Francis! Are you okay?
(the effects of the love arrow kick in)
Francis: I. Feel. Amazing. How did i not notice? You're the most beautiful cat i've ever seen, Purrcilla!
Chapter 8: Runaway Love
(scene starts with Purrcilla)
Purrcilla: Francis, my love! Come to me!
(Francis enters)
Francis: Lovely, lovely, Purrcilla!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Stop, Purrcilla, this is wrong! You can't *make* someone love you!
Purrcilla: I can and i just did! Come, Francis, let's leave these nay-sayers!
Francis: As you wish!
(Francis and Purrcilla run off)
Conan: They're gone... Come on, Catniss, we've gotta find them!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Yes, of course.
(scene change, new one starts with Purrcilla)
Purrcilla: Alone at last. Now we can live happily ever after as a true family!
(Francis enters)
Francis: I haven't been this happy since i first learned how to conjure a fireball.
Purrcilla: For so long i've wished for you to be mine. I can barely believe that this is happening.
Francis: Neither can i. I love you, Purrcilla. I would do anything for you.
Purrcilla: Yes, with the power of love on our side, NOTHING can stop us!
Chapter 9: Love Goddess
(scene starts with Amortina, Purrcilla, and Francis)
Amortina: I finally found you!
Purrcilla: Where did you come from? Who are you?
Amortina: I am Amortina, the Goddess of Love. And you have stolen something of mine.
Purrcilla: You mean the arrow? You gave it to me!
Amortina: It doesn't matter how you got it. Give it back and i will let this pass.
Francis: How dare you accuse my beloved Purrcilla of such a crime?!
Amortina: You used the arrow?!
Purrcilla: Yes, to become a loving family.
Amortina: You don't know the first thing about love...
Francis: Silence! I won't let you threaten my family!
Amortina: Such a delusional cat...
Francis: En garde, "goddess"!
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Conan, i see them!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Purrcilla, what did you do to Francis?!
(Purrcilla enters)
Purrcilla: I would never hurt my beloved Francis! It was her!
(Amortina enters)
Amortina: I only removed the spell he was under. I don't know why he fainted...
Catniss: You again?
Conan: *gasp* Woah... *ehm* Who might you be, fair lady?
Amortina: Amortina, the Goddess of Love.
Conan: The Goddess of Love... Do you need a valentine?
Amortina: No, thank you for asking. I have come to put an end to this nonsense.
Chapter 10: True Love
(scene starts with Amortina)
Amortina: Now that we are all here, i can stop you all from trying this again. True love comes from the heart. You can never *make* someone love you, and you should never try.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: ...
(Purrcilla enters)
Purrcilla: If that's the case, then why do you have those arrows?
Amortina: I only use them to help love blossom.
Purrcilla: So i'm supposed to just sit and wait while the love of my life goes to someone else?
(Conan enters)
Conan: You could try talking to him first. He didn't even know you before today.
Purrcilla: That's right, the great Francis didn't even know i existed..!
Conan: No, that's not what i meant..!
Amortina: I think you should head back to your guild and talk this through. I have other romantic souls to help. My work here is done. (And i must never drop a love arrow again...)
(scene change, new one starts with Purrcilla)
Purrcilla: Francis, please be my valentine!
(Francis enters)
Francis: No, you're crazy! Stay away from me! Conan! Catniss! HELP!
Purrcilla: You can't escape my love, Francis!
(Francis runs away and Purrcilla chases him, scene switches to Conan)
Conan: Haha, i'm glad this is all over.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: Well, kind of over...
Conan: Yeah, we still have quite a mess to fix... By the way, why did *you* want a love potion?
Catniss: Well...
Conan: Did you want to use it on someone?
Catniss: Maybe...
Conan: Who?
Catniss: You know who, Conan.
(Catniss leaves)
Conan: I do..?
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Purrismas Event 2016
!DISCLAIMER! - This is the story for the in-game event from the same name - You can find this story in the storybook section of your character profile, providing you either already own it or are willing to purchase it with gems - all images of characters are screenshots - i will not be screenshotting every expression of every character !DISCLAIMER END!
Characters in Story:
(click for full image/better quality) Row 1: Catniss and Conan Row 2: Francis and Pugomancer Row 3: Sandy Claws and Santa Paws
!STORY STARTS HERE, SPOILERS AHEAD!
Chapter 1: Purrismas
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Winter is here! Look at the snow falling so gently, and Purrismas is right around the corner!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: We can make snow cats!
Conan: Do you think the Evil Pugomancer takes time off during the holidays?
Catniss: Maybe. Could also be-
(Francis enters)
Francis: Happy Purrismas to one and all! Got any gifts for me?
Conan: Francis, Purrismas is days away...
Francis: What?! What am i supposed to do until then?
Catniss: Well, do you have gifts to give all of 'your' friends?
Francis: ... BRB, BRO!
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Hehehe...
(Conan enters)
Conan: Wow, that's a big bag you've got there! Is that gifts for us?
Francis: Oh, yes!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: It smells weird, though... Is that bag filled with coal?!
Francis: ... It was just a prank!
Chapter 2: Cat in Blue
(scene starts with Francis)
Francis: Bah, stupid Catniss... I don't want to give gifts, i just want to get them!
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: Excuse me, cat. Can you point me towards the guild?
Francis: Huh? Who are you? Can't you see i'm busy moping here?
Sandy Claws: Oh, seems i'm not the only one low on Purrismas spirit...
Francis: Do you also have friends who demand gifts from you?
Sandy Claws: I'm afraid there will be no gifts for anyone this year.
Francis: How so?
Sandy Claws: It's a long story. That's why i'm looking for a guild that can help me save Purrismas.
Francis: Say no more! I'll take you to our guild.
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Guys, we're going to save Purrismas!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: What are you talking about? Who's that-
(Conan enters)
Conan: Beauty...!
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: I'm Sandy Claws.
Catniss: Sandy... Claws?
Francis: Get this, she's the daughter of Santa Paws!
Sandy Claws: And i'm in need of your help. Purrismas is in need of your help!
Conan: Fear not, fair lady! As heroes of Catania, we are sworn to help!
Chapter 3: Purrismas Hike
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: So, tell us, why is Purrismas in danger?
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: Actually, it's my father.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Santa Paws is ruining Purrismas?! Why?!
Sandy Claws: The King and Queen have issued some new laws over the years. He grew tired of them.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: What kind of rules?
Sandy Claws: Things like, not going through chimneys anymore, or the cookie and milk ban from last year. This year, though, they made it illegal to climb Purrismas trees.
Catniss: That's why he's mad?
Conan: I will not stand for it! Let's go have a talk with that ol' cat!
(scene change, new one starts with Francis)
Francis: Brr, it's cold out here in the North!
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: It'll only get worse from here.
Francis: Really? I thought we were almost there.
Sandy Claws: We will be soon.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: I just think it's weird that he wants to cancel Purrismas over something so petty. Right, Conan?
(Conan enters)
Conan: I don't care why, this lady asked us to bring Purrismas back and that we shall!
Chapter 4: Cat in Red
(scene starts with Sandy Claws)
Sandy Claws: There he is. My father, Santa Paws.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Wow, is this where he makes all the Purrismas gifts?
(Santa Paws enters)
Santa Paws: I used to, but no more! The kingdom of Catania does not like my traditions so i'm quitting. From now on, everyone is getting nothing but charcoal as their gifts.
Francis: Noooooooooo!
(Francis runs away, and Catniss enters)
Catniss: Excuse me, Santa Paws, but everyone in Catania is looking forward to your gifts. In times like these, with the Evil Pugomancer and all, Purrismas is really important.
Santa Paws: You should've thought of that before you banned me from doing all things Purrismas!
(Conan enters)
Conan: Weren't you only banned from your weird mischief?
Santa Paws: Mischief?! Why, i've never- GET OUT OF MY WORKSHOP!
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Well, that went great...
(Francis enters)
Francis: I need my gifts!
Catniss: We could just celebrate Purrismas without him. He's not the only one giving away presents.
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: Without my father there can be no Purrismas! Please, we must think of something else.
(Conan enters)
Conan: You heard the lady, start thinking!
Chapter 5: Snow Gift
(scene starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Is there nothing else Santa Paws likes about Purrismas?
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: He used to love it. Climbing all the different trees, jumping down chimneys, eating cookies... All just a big bonus to feeling great about giving away gifts.
Catniss: So, something must have happened, right?
(Francis enters)
Francis: I know what it is!
Sandy Claws: You do? Please tell us!
Francis: Purrismas is all about gifts, right? His mischief used to be his Purrismas gift but now they're gone. He just wants a Purrismas gift of his own!
(Conan enters)
Conan: That's actually pretty smart... But what gift is good enough for Santa Paws?
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Do we really think a snowcat is good enough for Santa Paws? Won't it just melt away soon enough?
(Francis enters)
Francis: With my magic we can turn it to ice, and it will be eternal!
Catniss: That's not how ice works...
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: I think it is very pretty.
(Conan enters)
Conan: If Sandy likes it, it's good enough. Let's take it to Santa Paws!
(Conan, Francis, and Sandy Claws leave)
Catniss: ... Sandy...?
Chapter 6: Pugo Purrismas
(scene starts with Santa Paws)
Santa Paws: There. Now every single citizen of Catania will get charcoal as their Purrismas gift!
(Pugomancer enters)
Pugomancer: Bwahahaha! That is excellent, my friend! Purrismas is ruined, and they will suffer!
Santa Paws: Serves them right!
Pugomancer: By the way, how do you manage to give out all the gifts on one single night?
Santa Paws: Hohoho! That's a Purrismas secret!
(scene change, new one starts with Sandy Claws)
Sandy Claws: Father, the guild and i have something to show you.
(Santa Paws enters)
Santa Paws: What is it?
(Conan enters)
Conan: It's a snowcat! And it looks just like you!
(Francis enters)
Francis: And it's frozen with my magic, so it will last forever!
Conan: We also promise you to give you a gift every single Purrismas!
Santa Paws: Will you leave cookies and milk for me too?
Conan: Uh... Sure.
Santa Paws: And you will let me climb your Purrismas tree?
Conan: I guess...
Santa Paws: Very well... You may go. Take these gifts with you. I will give the citizens of Catania the Purrismas they deserve.
Conan: Splendid!
Chapter 7: Conan x Sandy
(scene starts with Catniss, Francis, Conan and Sandy Claws)
Catniss: What are you doing, Conan? Let's go back to the guild.
Francis: Yeah, the quest is completed and i have a personal gift from Santa Paws!
Conan: Well, I... Is there nothing else you need help with, Sandy?
Sandy Claws: No. You've done plenty. I am so, so grateful!
Conan: Oh... Okay, then...
Sandy Claws: But if you want, i can walk you back to the guild. These mountains are like a maze.
Catniss: That's okay, we-
Conan: That sounds perfect. Lead on, Sandy!
(scene change, new one starts with Sandy Claws)
Sandy Claws: Wow, your guild is quite festive now that i think about it.
(Conan enters)
Conan: Purrismas is a perfect holiday for these dark days. Even heroes need some time off.
Sandy Claws: You're such a chivalrous gentleman, Conan.
Conan: Hahaha... I try my best.
(scene focus switches to Catniss)
Catniss: (Oh, please...) (Are you seeing this, Francis?)
(Francis enters)
Francis: (That Conan has a crush on Sandy Claws?) (It's not surprising. He likes all 'fair ladies'.)
Catniss: ... By the way, weren't you supposed to get gifts for us?
Francis: Oh, yeah, that's what all of this started with!
Chapter 8: Francis' Gift
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Catniss, what is Francis doing with all the gifts?
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: I don't know, he was supposed to find something to give us...
Conan: Is he opening his present from Santa Paws?!
(Francis enters)
Francis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(shows piece of charcoal)
Francis: HE GAVE ME CHARCOAL!
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: ! No, Francis, don't throw it!
(the charcoal is thrown, and a there is a glowing orange light before Santa Paws enters)
Santa Paws: What, how did i get here? Did someone throw my magic charcoal?!
(Pugomancer also enters from the orange light)
Pugomancer: They did! This is not what we planned!
Conan: Santa Paws... is working with the Evil Pugomancer!
Pugomancer: Grr! Stupid cats! Face my minions!
(scene change, new one starts with Conan and the Pugomancer)
Conan: Give it up, Evil Pugomancer! You can't defeat us in our own guild.
(Francis enters)
Francis: Conan, we have them cornered. We can beat them once and for all!
Pugomancer: Grr...! This would never have happened if you only abided by the rules of Purrismas!
Francis: Don't try to push this on me! I foiled your plan all by myself!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: You did open a Purrismas gift before Purrismas, though... But it doesn't matter. The Evil Pugomancer is a villain.
Conan: They are. And heroes should do all they can to defeat villains... But not on Purrismas... Go, Evil Pugomancer. We will settle this some other time!
Pugomancer: That's right... I'm just gonna go.
(Pugomancer leaves)
Chapter 9: Guild Mess
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Urgh, this place is a mess... We'll have to do some cleaning up...
(Francis enters)
Francis: I can't believe you let the Evil Pugomancer go.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: We could've gotten rid of all evil this very day.
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: i think you did the right thing, Conan.
Conan: Thanks, Sandy. Now, let's get to work, people!
(scene change, new one starts with Santa Paws)
Santa Paws: You, young hero.
(Conan enters)
Conan: Me?
Santa Paws: Yes. What you did back there... You're friends with a greedy mage, a jealous archer, and you let your rival go free... All in the name of Purrismas.
(Francis enters)
Francis: I'm not *that* greedy!
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: And i'm not jealous!
Conan: Haha. Heroes and villains both need to be able to rest and enjoy the holidays.
Santa Paws: Truer words have never been said. What say you, young hero, will you help me restore what i have broken? Help me save Purrismas for real?
Chapter 10: Purrismas Hero
(scene starts with Conan)
Conan: Come on people, work harder! We need all the gifts we can get to Santa Paws' workshop. Catania needs Purrismas gifts!
(Francis enters)
Francis: I'm working as fast as i can, Conan! I hope you know i'm not getting you any other gifts after this service.
(Catniss enters)
Catniss: This is our duty, Francis. Whether we like it or not.
Conan: That's the spirit, Catniss!
(Santa Paws enters)
Santa Paws: Finish this in time and i promise you all great Purrismas gifts all years to come!
(scene change, new one starts with Catniss)
Catniss: Did we make it?
(Conan enters)
Conan: I think so...
(Francis enters)
Francis: A mountain of Purrismas gifts and none are for me...
(Santa Paws enters)
Santa Paws: These gifts are most important for the citizens who don't already have as much. As the Evil Pugomancer.
Francis: Even that dog gets Purrismas gifts...
Santa Paws: Thank you all. And sorry for my bad behaviour.
Conan: No worries, Santa Paws. We're glad to help.
(Sandy Claws enters)
Sandy Claws: Purrismas is saved, all thanks to you, Conan. You are a true hero. *smooch*
(Sandy Claws kisses Conan on the cheek)
Sandy Claws: Goodbye. Happy Purrismas.
Conan: Goodbye, Sandy... and happy Purrismas.
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!DISCLAIMER! - this is NOT AN OFFICIAL BLOG - i am in no way related to the games or developers - this is a fan account - most images and most story plots are from the games unless i explicitly state otherwise !DISCLAIMER OVER!
Hiiii! I'm Kaeya, (20 and they-them), and this is my fan blog for Castle Cats and Dungeon Dogs. I'll mostly be posting character profiles and story transcripts, similar to the unofficial Castle Cats and Dungeon Dogs wikis. Otherwise, i might occasionally draw fanart, or write some cute fanfiction :3
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