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mold pisses me off so much
oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food
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Eartha Kitt shows off her strength and athletism by doing yoga at the beach, 1960s.
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Sometimes I forget how much of a fucking cartoon character I am until someone points out that 90% of my clothes are the same shade of green, Alistair's collar and leash are green, I've had green hair, my bags are all green, my water bottle is green, my compass card is green, my wallet is green, when I wear makeup guess what? It's green! if something is green I will probably buy it just because!!
#it's giving your elemental power is... Green#Astrix thoughts#Oh I forgot all my cooking utensils are ALSO GREEN
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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fanfic writers what font do you write in
i know on ao3 it's all in verdana but when you're drafting the fic in word or docs or whatever
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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
#Tbh I'm gonna start explaining bpd like this#'it's like sub drop where your brain floods itself to try and balance the over abundance of happy chemicals'#'except then it does that for everything and any amount of endorphin'#anyway yeah social aftercare would fix me
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SPACEBALLS 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY
Director: Mel Brooks Year: 2027
"After 40 years we asked, what do the fans want?... but instead we're making this movie!" - Mel Brooks
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pmd fans are like yeah you should play our game i cried for a week straight when i was 12 and i鈥檝e never recovered
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Started my new job at a pet shop and my number one takeaway from it so far is how fucking hard it is to navigate the pet industry just in general.
Nothing is properly regulated. There's misinformation everywhere. Nestle is here.
#nestle owns purina which was not on my bingo card#we don't sell any of the big/common brands in store cuz we try to focus on less processed foods that have some evidence behind them#But like WOOF#There's so much going on lmao#I am learning a lot though so that's fun! Now I can add (or in the future lol) pet nutritionist as well as behaviourist 馃槀
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