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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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fuckable bumper sticker in the appalachians

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hello! i am crumb cat!

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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It's the last day of April

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cool thanks 👍 looking forward to it

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pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

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Yet again, and entirely for the best, it appears that Canada will be smarter than us.

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Get fucked, you homophobic, transphobic, asshole.

Looks like I'm cracking a cold one after work

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A three tailed “fox” gecko

Up for grabs in my kofi while I work on more

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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my chicken &yup i vaporized him

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birds that look like fruit <3

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new trope just dropped

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the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something

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aurora skies 🌥️✨

💫 limited edition sticker 🌟