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She's at the club. I'm at the club. She's making eyes at me. Between her face and mine is my phone, screen toward me, obscuring her. I am frantically searching "wikihow to tell if a girl likes you". She turns her head, desperate from my ignoring her. The eyes she was making lie unfinished. I knew it. I was a fool for thinking I could be loved. In comes Lin Manuel Miranda. I think he is going to sing a song about the situation and the moral but he doesn't. He just smiles at me sadly before leading the girl away. I will never know the moral of this story that keeps happening to me. Curse you Lin Manuel Miranda. Curse you wikihow.

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I love the fanfic in my head so fucking much if only I had the executive function to write it ):

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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

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The Sealed Vessel

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Gaslight, gish gallop, green man

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Javert my beloved*

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Unpopular opinion but Jim Carey as Gerald Robotnik was not the right choice

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I have gained so much respect for cartoon character creators in the last hour. Drawing basic humans is hard but trying to draw something that looks like a human (which is what you’ve practiced) but has wildly different proportions and still looks balanced?? Impossible

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He is Icarus, flying too close to the sun

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The beeping is slowly driving me insane

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help I’ve absorbed so much stuff about the book of bill from tumblr osmosis that I’m already making a billford playlist in my head I haven’t even read the damn book yet this is not okay

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Really wanna write a dsmp fic based on that one bit where techno doesn’t believe tommy is dead, but then he doesn’t get resurrected after three days and techno has to slowly come to the realisation that the person he used to care about so much (and still does deep down) is really dead.

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Shoutout to my doctor who was willing to lie about me having back pain so I could get breast reduction surgery for trans reasons. Unfortunately my tits aren’t big enough for that lie to be believable ):

I’m a strong proponent of lying to get the help you need. I always try the truthful route first but if that gets me nowhere? Lying it is.

I think it’s important to respect other people’s time, wellbeing and money so I don’t do it in situations where I know I’m in the wrong, like if I want to get into a place just for fun and someone could get in trouble for letting me in wrongfully I’d rather not.

But sometimes people just don’t understand why something is important in your situation so you have to turn it into something they understand. When I lived in England I constantly lied about being pregnant so gas station employees would let me use their bathroom because for some reason they didn’t have public bathrooms.

Or when my doctor’s secretary couldn’t get it into her head that my stomach pains were very serious and concerning and insisted I couldn’t get an appointment this month so that evening I “found” a lump that I was pretty sure was nothing but it meant I had a reason to call her the next day and get a new appointment immediately and when the doctor told me the lump was harmless I could tell her what my real problem was and she immediately scheduled ALL the tests and examinations because she understood how concerning it was. I just had to get past the fucking secretary with a lie.

Fuck I even support that elderly man who lied about having four children who were stuck in a house during a flood but when the rescue team got there in a dinghy they realized it was four dogs. The guy knew he had to lie because he was too sick to help them himself (able bodied people in the area were able to save their own pets) and they wouldn’t have helped him if they knew it was “just dogs”. In the video the rescue team can be seen choking up and padding him on the back while he cries with his scared dogs in his arms. The team is clearly not mad because they can see how important the dogs are to him but I have no doubt he was right in thinking they wouldn’t have helped if he had told them the truth.

So do what ya gotta do and lie lie lie.

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Hi! You asked me where did I get those cprimeboys charms :D I'm sorry I have to reply to you in this way, my tumblr is bugging out so much I can't use dms or @/people :'(

I used my art to order them myself! And I don't have any plans to sell them yet sadly. I'm glad you like them >:D

I just saw this now. It has been 5 months. I have checked my ask box in those 5 months and deleted spam. I don’t even remember what charms I was asking about. Tumblr what the fuck.

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Rules: put your 4 favorite characters from 4 pieces of media as options and let your tumblr pals decide which one most suits your vibe then tag 4 3 people

Tagged by @valley-o

Tagging @stardustto-dust @werenotacoupleyesyouare @proudfreakmetarusonniku and whoever else wants to

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themmmmmmm

I made the guys in the style of the cursed etho skizz built

Bonuses!

Cursed skizz (my first attempt)

Etho but if I built him the same way I built the other guys if that makes sense

Me for fun (:

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They’re coming….