actuallyatsushi

[actuallyatsushi]

Hiya Atsushi, can I make a edit for you? Please! 🥺

- 💋 (Kissing Anon)

An edit? You mean like those short online videos of celebrities and anime characters? Well, okay, but only if you show me it when you're done making it.

[actuallyatsushi]

*Leaves chazuke and runs*

*Almost trips on bowl of chazuke in front of his dorm door* ......What the hell. Did a stranger put this here???? But a stranger probably wouldn't know where i live or my favourite food. Maybe it's a prank from Dazai...

[actuallyatsushi]

Soo.. you're like a big cat, right? Tiger or whatever.. but still a cat. So what is your opinion on cats? Do you like them, adore them perhaps? Just curious ofc!! ☺️

You may or may not be legally obligated to love cats to continue to roam this earth freely and safely.

Once again, I'm a tiger not a big cat and yes there is a difference. But as for my opinion on cats, i really like them. They're super cute. Yanno, one time kyouka found a stray cat and brought it to the agency. We couldn't keep it and eventually returned it to the owner, but everyone had a lot of fun while we were taking care of it. Although Kunikida did most of the taking care, and the rest of us mainly played with the cat.

[actuallyatsushi]

…well.

this is. something to see.

no offense!

(ooc: hello mod! i’m trying out this random isekai slice-of-life idea i got, and i think atsushi’s the perfect character for that! :D)

What do you mean something? I'm not good at tech stuff but i don't think my blog's that weird.

(mod speaking rn, ooh cool. Is it like a fic or smth?)

[actuallyatsushi]

Kitty want a treat?

I'm not a cat, I'm a tiger but yeah.

[actuallyatsushi]

If this is your way of asking to play with my tail, the answer is a no.

lets play with mamas tail

[actuallyatsushi]

RIGHT! TIGER!!

In that case, hey pretty *tiger*!

How are you?! :I I've been doing alright, made some cookies... Kinda forgot the eggs though-

Anyway!!! I have a few random questions, only answer the ones you feel comfy with though!:3

What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven't had the chance to??

What helps you feel safe when things get overwhelming? :o

And this one's kind out of my own curiosity but uh.... Do your tiger instincts ever kick in randomly? Like, if you saw a laser pointer of something…? Sorry, I just think abilities are pretty facinsting (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

-🐾anon!!

P-pretty tiger?! I-uh-thanks.

I've been good, how about you?

Hope the cookies turned out well even if you did forget a few eggs.

Well, for your first question... I've always wanted to try going to the beach and having a water balloon fight with friends or something like that. A few of the novels in the orphanage mentioned the beach, and they always made the atmosphere seem so sunny and peaceful, and the protagonist had so much fun and had a water fight and stuff. It's a good thing I'm in Yokohama, because since it's a harbour city there's beaches nearby, so even if i haven't been to one yet i really want to.

My more experienced friends at the armed detective agency help calm me down. Whenever I'm worried about something on the job, Kunikida or the others will be so calm about it and seeing them so calm and collected helps me feel the same.

Tiger instincts? Hmm. Well i haven't ever seen a laser pointer so I'm not sure about that, and isn't that more of a cat thing anyway? I'm not a cat, yanno. Also, I'm not really sure about any other examples of "tiger instincts" so maybe there's some attributes i share with them but i wouldn't know.

[actuallyatsushi]

Mwuhehehrhr

I gave Kenji a new cow >:]

While I'm really confused about how you managed to get a cow, you should know i don't actually mind his cows that much. I just hope that he doesn't try to bring the cow to the agency. My ears can't handle another one of Kunikida's hour-long lectures...

[actuallyatsushi]

I doubt you know how to make all of those things. Also I'm not five, I don't need toys.

Dovey!!!! I've got a surprise for you!!!!

-@mama-bird-kyola

Oh really. What is it?

[actuallyatsushi]

What do you mean "everything"?!

Dovey!!!! I've got a surprise for you!!!!

-@mama-bird-kyola

Oh really. What is it?

[actuallyatsushi]

Y-you made it? Oh, wow. I don't get gifts often, let alone homemade ones. That really is sweet. Thanks, again. Didn't know you knew how to make plushies though.

Dovey!!!! I've got a surprise for you!!!!

-@mama-bird-kyola

Oh really. What is it?

[actuallyatsushi]

Atsushi opens his eyes and stares for a moment. A plushie...that's surprisingly wholesome, thank you. And it looks kind of like me when I'm a tiger. A lot like me when I'm a tiger, but also sort of cuter. Where did you even get something like this?

Dovey!!!! I've got a surprise for you!!!!

-@mama-bird-kyola

Oh really. What is it?

[actuallyatsushi]

Coming from you, that's a very suspicious request....but fine.

Dovey!!!! I've got a surprise for you!!!!

-@mama-bird-kyola

Oh really. What is it?

[actuallyatsushi]

You say that but you had no issue with stealing my leg. Anyways, what are you gonna give me?

Dovey!!!! I've got a surprise for you!!!!

-@mama-bird-kyola

Oh really. What is it?

[actuallyatsushi]

You're really unpredictable. For all i know it could be anything from a severed limb to a chocolate bar.

Dovey!!!! I've got a surprise for you!!!!

-@mama-bird-kyola

Oh really. What is it?

[actuallyatsushi]

HI PRETTY KITTY!!-

So I'm not to sure if you remember me since it's kinda been a while (like 3 months whoops) since my old blog got deactivated :p

But I'm back now!! :3

How as everything been at the agency? Any interesting jobs lately? :o

how did Valentine's/st.patrics day go?? (I'm sure some would argue that St.Patricks isn't a actual holiday but I think it's a really good excuse to get discounts on green sugar cookies and cupcakes the day after 🤭)

-Anon! 🐾

Oh hi I remember you! Too bad the old one got deactivated, but I'm happy your back :] Also, I'm NOT a kitty, I'm a tiger.

So far, I haven't really had that many interesting cases. I mean there's been a quite a few but every time there is one i end up not doing it because i have to do Dazai's paperwork instead. He's so lazy sometimes, it can really get on my nerves. But then again, interesting cases usually mean really dangerous cases...which means getting healed by Yosano...so maybe getting stuck with Dazai's paperwork isn't all bad.

As for valentine's day, it went well. I gave some of the agency members sweets and made sure to tell them it wasn't because i wanted to date them or anything, haha, so they understood it was a friendship sort of thing.

As for St. Patricks day, to be honest i don't know much about it. I don't even really know what it celebrates. Although i have heard about some sort of big St. Patricks day parade being held in tokyo.

[actuallyatsushi]

Atsushi, floof tiger, you! My friends keep saying I give them "autism vibes" and idk what they mean or what to do (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

- 🌙

Sorry, but I'm not too sure what that phrase means either ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ so I can't help you on this.