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i open my excel file. i get scared of my excel file. i close my excel file

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I think Jasper and Amber should both be gender-neutral names. Stop gendering rocks.

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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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I did not make this quiz, but someone sent this in the group chat and I thought it might be fun to share!

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please does anyone have a gif of peggy carter landing face down on the roof of the car in agent carter s1ep1?? and a gif of the winter soldier landing face down on top of sam's car in catws. i need them for a "steve has a type" joke

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The next Tumblr addition should be the ability to set traps for mutuals. Like you mark a post as being a trap for so-and-so, and when they reblog they get a little pop up of a box propped up with a stick falling and the words "Haha! @phaeton-flier knew you would reblog that!"

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Google took down the bible! Do you (or one of your followers (or anyone)) have another link? or screenshots?

like. the bible??? the religious text????

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chat how do i kill the desire to be wanted and chosen before it kills me

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"what happened in budapest?" edwin jarvis met his wife, next question

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krzeminski: What about me?

dooley: Do you have friends in Moscow?

thompson: Or anywhere?

dooley: Don't be that guy.

krzeminski gets bullied by his coworkers, and he totally deserves it because he's kind of dumb and unlikeable, but even then I suppose it's kind of nice that they're all brought together again by his death

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my dumb ass read this and thought it was about phineas and ferb before I got to the tags 🤦‍♀️

I think the thing that I'm the least excited for after season 5 is released, is seeing mainstream publications write about topics that fan theorists on Tumblr have been writing about with a million times greater analysis and detail and footnotes, the likes of which those news outlets will never be able to match, and for a number of years.

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I'm bored, so...downsides of my ocs' peculiarities

Julietta, ymbryne: Her clothes aren't affected when she transforms into a bird, so she requires some degree of privacy when transforming back.

Casper, invisible: He has to cover every inch of his body because he needs his glasses to see. He got them when his head was still visible, and he can't exactly let people see glasses floating around.

Thomas, diviner: Unfortunately, it's rather difficult to locate his own kids using his peculiarity, since it isn't very specific.

Izzy, mind reader: Their peculiarity only works if they look people straight in the eye. They tend to avoid eye contact, since reading people's thoughts can get overwhelming and they're like eight years old (if I remember correctly).

Evelyn, gradual floater: She gets lighter as time goes on. Weighing her down physically is a skill that they all (but especially Julietta and Thomas) need to get better at over time. It also means letting other people babysit her is risky.

Nessie, slightly radioactive: They're still doing tests to make sure the amount won't increase over time like Evelyn's peculiarity. A tiny bit of radiation isn't too big of a deal, but it also means that one person can't be touching him too often. Luckily, he has a big family.

Silvia, diviner of precious metals: She's the only one of the kids that needed a backpack leash, on account of her tendency to wander off because she sensed a precious metal.

Kit, prophetic dreams: His prophetic dreams are rarely happy. Sometimes they're boring, or even vaguely weird, but nightmares outweigh the pleasant dreams by a rather large margin. After the worst ones he tends to find Julietta and curl up next to her to get back to sleep again.

Emerie, seedsprout: She has to really focus to not leave plants behind her when she walks, especially in places where they'd be obvious. This makes her a terrible navigator, since she can't focus on where she's going and not growing plants at the same time.

Abby, storm (clouds): When she gets angry or upset, a personal little storm cloud forms above her head. Because of this, she has to control her emotions in public and in front of people who don't know they're all peculiar. One of the younger kids' tiny hands in hers usually calms her down.

Molly, water manipulation: She's found that she gets dehydrated easier than other people. She doesn't need to produce water to use her ability, but it's harder if she doesn't drink enough water.

Doug, storm (lightning): He likes the ol "shock handshake" prank, but the truth is that that just...happens. Like Emerie, he has to really focus to not shock people when he touches them. Only Abby is unaffected by it, since they share a powerset.

I might make another post of just things they like about their peculiarities, but even though there aren't really "side effects" of peculiarities, there are some downsides.

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▇ My Ferb Headcanons ▇

Buckle up it’s gonna be a LONG one

❀ At school Ferb gets a lot of questions from new classmates like “Why don’t you smile?” or “Why are you so quiet?” but Ferb never gives an answer

❀ And when he talks those classmates are always like “You can talk?!” or “You’re British?!” and Ferb is a mix of amused and exasperated (they often say they like his accent)

❀ There are multiple instances where people mishear or misinterpret what Ferb says and it frustrates him to no end (same goes to when he gets interrupted)

❀ He can be just as talkative as Phineas on very rare occasions and whenever it happens Phineas will happily become the listener

❀ Ferb is usually levelheaded in stressful situations but there are moments he’ll be screaming/panicking internally and is scary good at hiding it

❀ This is a silly one but when Candace learned Ferb’s full name was “Ferbs” she was like “But there’s only one of him?” (She said she didn’t know his full name in “Summer Belongs to You!”)

❀ On the other hand, Phineas has known the whole time and kinda likes that both their names end with a “s” but knows Ferb prefers “Ferb”

❀ Ferb has a crazy high pain tolerance and if he broke a bone all he would offer in response would be a single “Ow”

❀ Ferb’s eyes can tear up easily, like during a movie, and there’s nothing wrong with that (down with toxic masculinity!)

❀ Since Ferb was originally an only child, it took him more time to get used to having Candace as a big sister than it did to get used to having Phineas as a brother

❀ Candace writes fanfiction (“Mission Marvel”) and on rare occasions Ferb is her editor/beta reader since he doesn’t judge her

❀ Ferb writes poems and I don’t mean love poems I mean the type of poetry that’ll make you question reality and give you an existential crisis

❀ Ferb is more scared of losing Phineas than Phineas is of losing Ferb while growing up

❀ Before Baljeet and Buford joined their friend group Isabella often unintentionally made Ferb feel left out (she still does but it’s not as bad now)

❀ Ferb wouldn’t hesitate to kill (and die) for his loved ones

❀ He ends up eavesdropping on people since they seem to think that his ears don’t work just because he’s quiet (or maybe they think he won’t repeat what he hears but he will)

❀ Ferb’s good at sneaking up on people and unintentionally or intentionally jumpscaring them (usually happens with Candace)

❀ He’s very observant and is the first to notice when Perry gets a small cut or any minor injuries from fighting Doofenshmirtz

❀ Ferb gets a tattoo (or several) when he’s older and his first one is a matching one with Phineas of Perry because why not (like they could do Perry’s # [ ]”> symbol)

❀ Ferb “understands” Perry better than anyone (they have square shaped solidarity) and by that I mean Perry goes “Gyururururu” and Ferb knows he’s hungry and Candace will be like “You understood that?” and Ferb’s like “No, I just noticed he’s been staring at his food bowl”

❀ Ferb doesn’t know for sure that Perry’s a secret agent but he definitely knows Perry has a secret double life since Ferb himself has a secret double life (possibly as a food critic?)

❀ Ferb envies how short Phineas is after hitting his head for the hundredth time when older

❀ Ferb is scared of the dentist (“It’s No Picnic”) and has build multiple inventions that involve improving dental hygiene

❀ Ferb can see a little better with his bigger eye than the other and eventually ends up needing glasses when he’s older like Lawrence

❀ Ferb never knew his biological Mom (I theorized she died after he was born) but perhaps he inherited his “quiet personality” from her (the green hair is from Grandpa Reg)

❀ Ferb rarely raises his voice when he’s angry (which takes a lot) but if he does YOU ARE IN DANGER RUN

❀ Ferb (and Phineas to a lesser extent) feels a special connection with animals (Remember Steve from “The Lizard Whisperer”)

❀ He also has a particular interest in aquatic animals (shown to like dolphins in “Swiss Family Phineas” and “Voyage to the Bottom of Buford”)

❀ Ferb’s a talented artist beyond knowing how to draw up blueprints for inventions (Recall the “Birthday Clip-O-Rama!” episode)

❀ Ferb doesn’t like to talk during movies unlike Phineas and Candace

❀ He loves writing in CAPITAL LETTERS

❀ He’ll start prank wars with his friends and family then he almost always wins them

❀ Ferb carries a pair of wireless noise canceling headphones everywhere he goes in case he feels overstimulated (Phineas can borrow it)

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We haven't talked about the Thunderbolts making fun of John Walker to its full potential.

John is running on the treadmill at the gym, like he always does.

You can see it on Yelene's face when it comes to her: "John Runner"

Ava hears her.

It sticks.

John hates it.

The next day John is making breakfast for everyone, Ava goes "Thanks, John Cooker"

"Ha ha, so funny, Ghost"

Alexei hears her, he thinks she's hilarious. So later when they are training, Alexei cheers him up, "Looking good, John Fighter!"

John is so done.

He can't believe even Bob is into this. They have corrupted Bobby.

"John Thinker! John Thinker!" Bob yells pointing at him.

All he did was to get lost in his thoughts after their meeting, he was frowing. He can't even have a minute in peace.

The next day no one come up with a name for him. They are just wrapping things up, Bucky just gave them the last details. He's ready for a shower and get in bed, he grabs his things walking off the room.

"John Walker!"

He stops, turns around to Bucky. There's a knowing grin on his face.

The room explodes with laugher.

John rolls his eyes.

He hates them (fondly).

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I love the martian bc in 2011 andy weir said "yeah of course by 2035 they'll have a super competent former military woman leading the third manned mission to mars. oh, the main character? he's just the botanist. just a silly guy"