Documenting one ageing slacker's pop-cultural obsessions. Only with bad jokes and stuff… (Honestly… it’s mostly butts.)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by ageingslacker and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
31K
Likes Per Post
20K
Reblog Per Post
11K
Reply Per Post
43
Time Between Posts
1 month
Number of Posts By Type
Text
12
Photo
5
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr is used by 21% of adults online aged 18-29 years.
Text
Gene Hackman was the guy.
The French Connection (1971)
186 notes
·
View notes
Text
Maya Jama - the goddess of Love Island.
#maya jama#bombshell#kablammo#too hot hot damn#call the police and the fireman#hot damn#wowsers#love island uk#british tv#dayumnnnnn#hubba hubba#fine as hell#bootylicious
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Paige Spiranac abides.
#paige spiranac#bombshell#kablammo#hot damn#too hot hot damn#call the police and the fireman#blonde bombshell#sports illustrated swimsuit#golf#blonde#movies#big lebowski#happy gilmore#golf movies#obviously you’re not a golfer#the dude#the dude abides#beer
57 notes
·
View notes
Text
“One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy…”
Mallrats dir. Kevin Smith (1995)
#mallrats#kevin smith#jason lee#jason mewes#snoochie boochies#fly fatass fly#jay and silent bob#90s style#view askewniverse#1990s#stan lee#brodie bruce#weezer#elastica#90s music
83 notes
·
View notes
Text
Paige Spiranac - 2025 calendar preview.
#paige spiranac#bombshell#kablammo#too hot hot damn#call the police and the fireman#blonde#blonde bombshell#hot damn#sports illustrated swimsuit#golf#golfers
39 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yep, I know that feeling…
Civil War (2024) dir. Alex Garland
980 notes
·
View notes
Text
Antje Utgaard. Baywatch babe.
#antje utgaard#baywatch#bombshell#hot damn#kablammo#dayumnnnnn#too hot hot damn#call the police and the fireman#blonde#blonde bombshell#yowzah
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
“The one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous.”
Salvador Dalí.
1K notes
·
View notes
Photo
We're ready to believe you.
Ghostbusters (1984)
#ghostbusters#who you gonna call#peter venkman#ray stantz#egon spengler#winston zeddemore#slimer#mister staypuft#gozer#gozer the gozerian#walter peck#ghostbusters frozen empire#ghostbusters afterlife
754 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sabre from Gladiators.
You’re welcome.
#gladiators#sabre#sabre from gladiators#gladiators sabre#kablammo#hot damn#too hot hot damn#call the police and the fireman#kapow#bombshell#dayumnnnnn#whoa#hubba hubba#awooga#so fine#she hulk#scotland#bbc#reboot#gladiators reboot#90s stylez#blonde bombshell#hotness#hot sauce#amazon#warrior#sheli mccoy
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Carl Weathers was a king actor.
Be peace.
Predator (1987) dir. John McTiernan
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
These unkempt youngsters might be on to something…
SYDNEY SWEENEY. "Angry" by The Rolling Stones.
#the rolling stones#rock n roll#kapow#kablammo#too hot hot damn#call the police and the fireman#hot damn#hotness#sydney sweeney#euphoria#yowzah
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Season 5 Taskmaster is peak Taskmaster. I will not be taking any further questions.
#no further questions#the horror the horror#oh the humanity#little alex horne#nish kumar#first in being a legend#mark watson#greg davies#british comedy#taskmaster
81 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Batman: The Movie (1966) dir. Leslie H. Martinson
18K notes
·
View notes
Photo
[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Kiell Smith-Bynoe sits at a table in a living room, as Alex Horne asks from off-screen, “Have you ever had an imaginary friend?” Kiell says, “Yep. We wore the same jacket.” Later, in the studio, Greg Davies asks, “Kiell, tell me about your childhood friend. What was his name?” Kiell replies, “Chicago.” Greg and Alex laugh, Greg covering his face with his score card. End ID.]
260 notes
·
View notes
Photo
If you know, you know. #imwithgary https://www.instagram.com/p/CpoANbhDrNc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
1 note
·
View note
Photo
Plug Two forever. #plugtwo #plugtwodelasoul #delasoul #trugoy #trugoythedove #restinbeats #davejolicoeur #3feethighandrising #delasoulisnotdead #buhloonemindstate (at Strong Island, NY) https://www.instagram.com/p/ConePpntV7y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#plugtwo#plugtwodelasoul#delasoul#trugoy#trugoythedove#restinbeats#davejolicoeur#3feethighandrising#delasoulisnotdead#buhloonemindstate
0 notes