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The famous question that folks keep asking me:
Which one is my fav…..?

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Yeah, I know the flying gold Magician isn’t here but trust me.
That one got me shooting around blindly like a moron than these guys. (Yes, my aim is THAT BAD)
1st is definitely the OG. Without a doubt.
2nd is my fav.
4SP is…uh…petty reason would be the coloring issue.
Remake….yup. Hot. Despite not matching the wanted/weakpoints paper. X’D
Have a good day/night, people.
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Art block + boredom = ….
“Bear My Fear” is an old fanfic and I gotta tell y’all newbies a spoiler for this…
Waaaaaaay BEFORE Scarlet Dawn slams us all with a flying meat tree boss, that 3 legged wolf over there was my fan made “Moon” boss.
…yeah, typical beast thing over here is a sadistic monster that lurks in EFI, snatching the researchers one by one…leaving the best prey for last:
A scared-out-of-his-mind Daniel Curien.
…with that new installment of Scarlet Dawn in the mix, I gotta change a few things in the fanfic.
Hey, I think I did mentioned about this in the old post but just to refresh memories (and a self-reminder as well)…
The beast in the story will not be referred as the Moon anymore. She’s “Neoma” now. (Yes…name pun if ya squint at the name meaning…)
Hopefully this art block phase will be a brief one, folks. See ya next time.
ps. Dear heck, does that mean I have to go back to DA to update everything in the descriptions too?! (O_o)!!!
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I pulled a prank bruh.
I told folks that I draw a NSFW picture.
Thing is….

…..I lied. Well, not really.
April Fool’s Day, folks. XD
…oh. Yeah. I actually DO draw NSFW but I don’t do that often. Vent art category, maybe, with a splash of gore a bit here and there with a few a [-redacted-] bar since I’m not myself when I’m hu—-[beeps].
…ey, wanna know a lil “trivia” for the pic above? At first I planned to put Dr. Curien in the pic as well but he would be out of place.
This was the WIP…

Yes…and that sign looks weird. Honestly, it’s a cluttering mess. Maybe I can save that look of a shocked Dr. Curien for something else.
Lol…..because hey, glasses. O_o” You’d be shocked too if you see fem!Magician lying around, blinding people…
Bruh. Anyway, have a good day/night.
ps. Remember: Pranks are fine—-as long as it doesn’t cross the line of respect, trust, safety, dignity and honor.
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(After a fight with Saber Cats in the Desert…)
Necromancer: (summoning skeleton mages from corpses.)
Barbarian: (uses one of the corpses to make a Grim Ward.)
Necromancer: “HEY! I needed that!”
Barbarian: “You have more than enough of those walking bag of bones to build yourself a chair. I need one to make this to ward off any monsters while we’re resting by the oasis.”
Necromancer: “My minions can stand guard and look out for us. You are wasting my only source to create an army!”
Barbarian: “Your so-called army is just a bunch of skeletons with the durability of a rug! You got us—-HEY! Stop kicking my ward! I put lots of effort in that!”
Necromancer: (destroys the ward.)
Barbarian: “Y’know what? Fine! I can make a better one with this other corpse right h—-”
(All the remaining corpses explode)
Barbarian: “…..”
Necromancer: “????”
Barbarian: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, YOU PETTY OLD BONES!”
Necromancer: “That wasn’t me!”
Barbarian: “You’re the ONLY ONE in this team who can explode those corpses to sky high! Don’t be so damn petty just because I robbed you of one body to make a freaking Grim Ward!”
(Meanwhile, not so far from Barbarian and Necromancer…)
Druid: (o_o)…
Assassin: “…if you tell those two about my latest gadget, I’ll kill you.” (put down several Death Sentry traps)
Druid: (O_O)
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Joke: There are several skills in the game that requires enemy corpses to cast/to boost attack+health.
In multiplayer, this is a major bother to most Necromancer players, especially summoning build. XD ….unless they go for Golemancer build.
…also, poor Grim Ward skill, not many people use it. (pats skull head)
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I can’t believe I forgot to post these folks here yesterday. Darn.
Whoops.
Anyway, have a great day/night.
ps. Seriously, calm down. Scary and angsty style of house of the dead is cool and all but I’m sure folks need some cute stuff every once in a while.
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Art by James Zapata
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Nachthunger by Dominik Mayer
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Hug a stuffed toy or get a glass of chocolate milk…cause imma post some sad and disturbing headcanons of house of the dead. Plus, may have some triggers warnings like animal cruelty and graphic descriptions.
(Sad and Disturbing Headcanons)
- Dr. Curien got a few dogs for Daniel to keep him company while he went off to work. When Daniel didn’t “wake up”, the dogs were depressed and didn’t leave his side…until Dr. Curien lost his morality marbles and…got a twisted idea about making guard dogs. A pack of Kenfis was the result.
- Goldman and “Thornheart” had a very flimsy partnership and respect towards each other due to morality differences. The last straw that made Goldman lost all respect to Thornheart was dragging Dr. Curien into their mess while he was having “severe family matters”. That drained his spirit and pushed his sanity off the edge. The events of 2 (and 4) was Goldman’s giving Thorny the middle finger way to prove Thornheart wrong about humanity that not all of them are beyond saving and there are actually good people out there who have to strength to survive and hope for better future.
- Lisa has a habit of staring at doors, even the sliding ones. It was her deep desire throughout her childhood to see her father come home more often and walk through the door to greet her and mom.
- Amy became claustrophobic after the events of 2.
- Sometimes Daniel called the Wheel of Fate “father” and when he did, Daniel got mad at himself for saying it. It didn’t help at all when the accursed thing can imitate his father’s voice.
- Hangedman dropped those 2 researchers/scientists out of spite. To be fair, they experimented on his flock of bats.
- Thornheart didn’t make those monuments of his two associates out of respect. He sees them as nothing more but ‘stepping stones’ that lead him to power and a step closer to his personal goal.
- Sophie was so traumatized by the incident that she developed an alternate persona named “Carole”…who pretty much can handle herself with firearms and isn’t afraid to fight dirty. Lisa learns a few “fighting tips” from her. Rogan…didn’t take this new development well.
- G eventually had to…“off”…Varla when he came to a conclusion that keeping her in that state would be a torturous existence.
- He never realized it but Daniel’s scleras became completely black when he became too emotional. Stupid side effects…
- Almost every night, Rogan has nightmares about that same incident and it always ended with him shooting Sophie in the head. Sophie never know why Rogan seems sad when he looks at her.
- Wheel of Fate made use of the Sun’s mutated pheromones to control every specimens in the facility, thanks to the air vents. He can make them docile for a moment and hostile a second later. Daniel sometimes get affected by it, much to Wheel of Fate’s dismay.
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Woah, that’s extra creepy. Looks great!
I always like folks wearing skulls as a headwear/mask but yours is extra creepy, thanks to those sharp teeth.
Eh, don’t worry about that since my Devil pic is just a sketch idea. (The typical depiction of an evil ram. XD)
Surveillance-0011’s design is also wicked with the split down the face…probably with a deep story behind it, I’m sure.
Devils

Here's three fan designs of the devil tarot for house of the dead
@agentmultifreak99 devil (bottom left)
@surveillance-0011 devil (top left)
And my design
Also sorry both of you for using your designs without permission
if im honest i like daemon visions design for its uniqueness and multifreaks for its creepiness, which devil is your favorite
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Fan Arts Only...?! What a downer...-_o?!
So far I’ve been dropping fan arts here. Folks might be wondering...
“Can I draw something else that ISN’T from games?“ or “Why can’t I draw original stuff and post it here for a change?”
O_o”
...I kinda decided already---from that ridiculously long title of mine that I’m posting fan arts and other random miscellaneous stuff (or what folks called it “shoot post”, I think?) here on tumblr. (or a link to future AO3...?)
Yes, it appears that I have VERY FEW fandoms to jump in to but hey...I stopped by Hiatus Tavern often so forgive my small circle of game fandoms. I do play other games too...it’s just...uh...I haven’t start drawing them out. Or talk about it often. -_-” Besides...I have tendencies to stuff in AUs (Alternate Universes) in them when it’s not needed. O_O?! Eh. My pacing/timing is terrible.
Anyway, it’s not really an update. Just sitting here, sipping water in Hiatus Tavern, half-rambling-half-self-examining and revising my priority list for the 14th time this month. Meh to my inability to multitask. XP
In short: Sorry to disappoint folks but I made my decision already about Tumblr. If folks want “original stuff”...DA’s the way. Look for this freak---um, I mean, same name...without the word “agent”. -_o?
Yeah, I guess that’s it...? It’s a long post already and it’s killing the X’mas spirit mood. Hopefully will have time to post something before the year ends. X’(
See y’all.
ps. flipping heck---time flies! XP
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So….ummm…I did these 2 pics for 2 nice folks on Discord…
…well heck…I just noticed…I made (the 2019) Rogan younger than his remake—-oh well…
Does 3 even need a remake? Nah…game developers have lots of stuff on their hands already…besides, 2 remake ain’t even here yet…
Right…
Since I’m already here anyway and I was being stupid bored out of my mind…

…100% have NOTHING against remake Rogan. Promise. It’s just…a silly idea. 😂

I swear one of these days…I’m gonna redraw this expression. Heck, just this shot. XD
You don’t get to see a mad scientist being confused as heck everyday.
That’s all for now.
Have a great week! 👋
ps. Right…early X-mas greetings, bruh.
#house of the dead#lol#draw your own meme#actually…draw over cutscene#christmas theme#fan art#auofthedead#lisa rogan#sophie richards rogan#thomas rogan#Dan taylor#dr. curien
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Eh….so should I just tag this as skit?
…maybe. XD




…also, me, drawing spin-off stuff from Zombie Revenge for the first time. XD
Let’s just say that Magician does NOT feel flattered at all when he sees an “imitator”.
Oh well…O_o”
Enjoy your coffee break, agents.
#house of the dead#zombie revenge#ams agents#thomas rogan#G#Linda Rotta#Stick Breitling#Rikiya Busujima#bosses#Magician#Black Magician#lol#…or god of destruction as he called himself#skit?
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…because i want to see how they would look in portraits. Lol
Don’t mind me.
Might even do the rest of the folks. “Might”. -_-“
Have a nice day/night!
…at least someone is having fun in the pic. X’D
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Hurray! Finally, Scarlet Dawn bosses portraits, bruh…..

….and I’m done! All bosses covered—-except the final one because it ain’t here yet. XP
Speak of the Devil….
Anyway, so glad they’re all done.
Unless I make another portrait set for the remake….?
….bleh. Maybe? Nah. Probably…?
You know….of all the bosses, Chariot is the one that is hard to draw for me. I never get him right for some reason. Tank boi be complicated.
….this though, glad he turned out ok. X’-)
Have a nice day/night, folks!
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…continuation of the text-on-cutscenes joke, bruh…
So AMS doesn’t stand for Adorably Massive Socks after all. Nope. No way. 100% Nah.

…Bless you.
Seriously, typical joke for villains on their thrones is that they are bored out of their minds and just want to troll people.
So here are some random stuff. Lol



…ok, I admit, I already posted the one with the doorbell but it was still funny. XD
Here’s the final one:

…have a nice day/night. Again.
#house of the dead#lame jokes#lol#AMS agents#G#Rogan#gary stewart#James Taylor#Daniel Curien#Dr. Curien.#caleb goldman
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I did it. Lame jokes. Kind of a running gag for my wholesome AU too, maybe.
…or just leave it as random funny texts-on-cutscenes joke.
Starting with…Kate and Ryan…in the House of Boring Party. (Hosted by Thornheart)





…(we totally know who sent it…)

You gotta admit one thing though…Ryan’s face is totally meme material. X’D
….and AMS has to deal with some mad people on a daily basis.
So mad that they weren’t ready for it—-to be honest, I wasn’t ready myself—-XD



…half an hour later…

….and darn it, I reached my picture limit. XD
Oh well, that’s a sign that I should stop this weird shenanigans.
Have a nice day/night, folks.
#house of the dead#lame jokes#lol#what have i done#ams agents#amy crystal#Harry Harris#Ryan Taylor#Kate Green#caleb goldman#James Taylor#Gary Stewart
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This is the question that is often asked by the new players to the House of the Dead franchise. X’D
My sincere apology to y’all who are 15 and below…




…because this is 100% cringe. LOL
Then again, there’s internet and people can search for answers.
They need a short version so…I guess this can somewhat answer the question.
If not? ….o_O”…ugh. Sorry.
Yeah sure, y’all be telling me “Pfft! G isn’t the only one suffering in this game.”
Yes, of course, everyone suffers in this game. Even the bosses suffer in this game. You, the player, also suffers. O.O”
When all things fails, oh well…blame Goldman. Oh no wait…blame Thornheart. He’s the fishy one.
Have a nice day/night. X’3
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