#lame jokes

[lowkeyremi]

i dont think its possible for tsumu to give my virginity back 😢😢😢

[euesworld]

"Sex is good, but she's draining me dry.. I need to drink 20 glasses of water a day just to keep moisture in my eyes. I will have a 30 pack of abs by the end of the month, it may not look like it though but trust me.. they are under my gut. My mouth always tastes like vagina and I don't know why, ok.. maybe I do and that was a lie. When I eat it, I don't wash my face so every time I lick my lips I can get a taste.. she's so horny that I can't keep up, it's like running on the highway trying to race a truck. She says I am malnourished and that I need to eat, but she only feeds me bowls of kitty.. I think she's a demon and I wanted to go to church to be saved, but every Sunday she ties me to the bed like some kind of sex slave."

Hahahaha.. poem jokes about my sex life. Not untrue but we both like to exaggerate a little, haha.. - eUë

[loweffortartist]

FIGHT

[brideormonster]

Me in a Tiki bar 🗿 and a zombie cock-tail 🍹 *ba-dum-tss*

[horizonjade]

What do you call a stormbird that plays the piano?

Shockingly talon-ted

[pooksbedamned]

The REAL Fab Four

Something something The Beatles

[caw4brandon]

Anis Strikes Again!

Sadie: Hey Anis, do you have other friends aside from us?

Anis: I do. His name is, O'Fallanay...

Sadie: Oh, I would love to meet O'Fallana-wait!

*taking time to compute then stare in annoyance, proceeds to pull out Hector's sword*

Anis: What? He's Irish. You'd get along really well~ No, wait...Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

Editor's note: O'Fallanay is read as (o-fall-an-ay) which if interpreted in Cantonese is, 好煩呀你 (Ho Fan Ah Lay) meaning, "You're so Annoying" This is a borrowed insult from [The Outcasts Podcast] it's not really a joke but I can definitely see Anis using this to troll Sadie.

[evieshojie]

Why????

is a mini sleep

called a nap

and not

a Snore d'oeuvres

[girlinjasmineandsandalwood]

I'm sit by myself, talking to chandrayaan Threeeeeee...

Plz tell me you get the bad joke..im nila..and chandrayaan 3...ukw..🧍‍♀️

[vexoossa]

Women are scary! (They have boo-bs)

[deluluwriter]

I hope this meme finds the right people

[euesworld]

[loweffortartist]

[too-cool-for-facebook]

My bro just sent me this pic 😂

[happy-ratta]

Man's sleeping on the job!

[caw4brandon]

Laughing On Set

Sadie: Hey Jamie, why did the Sheep and the Cow argue? Jamie: Dunno, why? Sadie: Because they're always in a Baaaad Mooood~ Hector: Sigh* God damnnit~ Jamie: Ah...(took a minute to process) HA! hahaha~

and they both laughed hysterically*

This doodle is a little messy but I figured I should post it for the laughs. I'm gonna turn most of these into digital and make them official but I am very out of practice.

I like where my mind is going when it comes to all three of them interacting so far. They're sometimes wholesome, sometimes badass and sometimes, they are lame (in a nice way)