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You know what... the second season wasn’t worth it

The Order has some oF THE BEST godamed werewolves I’ve ever seen so YALL GET OVER YO SHIT AND WATCH IT so I can get my second season istg

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Why is Luke Hemings such a damn mood in this? ME TOO BITCH

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Me *writing*: To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

Me *texting*: lol true dat

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The Order has some oF THE BEST godamed werewolves I’ve ever seen so YALL GET OVER YO SHIT AND WATCH IT so I can get my second season istg

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When reading Vanya’s excerpts about her siblings we have to realize that this is from her perspective, similar to heart of darkness she’s not a completely reliable narrator because she resents the isolation (obviously). But the point is this is the analysis of a very bitter and very heart broken individual so naturally it’s somewhat skewered. Otherwise is everything we’ve ever said about other people true? How could she truly know what was in the hearts of people she honestly never got to know...

When we read excerpts from Vanya’s book, we truly learn of the extent of abuse the Hargreeves children suffered. Reading about Klaus and Ben (aka The Séance and The Horror), I can understand why they got along so well, both suffering at the hands of their father in countless ways. In Vanya’s own words, she has laid bare the reality that resides under the masks of the Hargreeves children.

The sad truth is that Hargreeves knew that he was “breaking the children”.

And in his pursuit of power he didn’t even consider to be “that vast”, he broke them. He broke them irreparably.

Reginald Hargreeves was a monster.

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No one:

Umbrella Academy fans who are trying to be relevant and contribute: -daD SENT ME TO THE MOOOOOON

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Has anyone actually met someone in a coffee shop?????

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I like whales and fog

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What should I regret? What I became or what I didn’t?

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Angsty 

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When you can’t sleep because you’re thinking about something you talked yourself into doing for the purpose of experiencing new things but you regret it so very hard

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Inconspicuous marvel quote iPhone wallpapers for anyone who likes to have a non personalized lock screen

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You’ve both gone and spelled raw wrong

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

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I think all people who live in suburbs are mildly hypochrondiacs becuase I mean.... have you seen SUBURBS? They’re riddled with small children, well known disease carriers

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Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

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Okay just hold up. Shuri’s tech is by far the most advanced tech in the MCU and she does improve it constantly as a good genius does but hear me out. People keep going for Tony’s throat about how low tech his tech is in comparison and how he could never hope to amount to her level of genius but BITCH Tony gone done created a brand new kind of tech with the no previous research or anything to build off of. Wakanda has had vibranium for literal centuries and it’s been researched and used by their culture for centuries so not only is Shuri working with far superior material that Tony has no access to but she’s also working off centuries of research and inventions with the same material meanwhile our boi Tony works too hard to be forsaken this way and is THE MCU genuis.

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Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.