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Signs as Animal Gifs

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer: 

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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opinions on apples

Honestly, I just love them, they keep my doctor away.

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Signs as Eye Makeup

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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The Signs as Chandler Bing Quotes

(based off of people I know) 

 p.s. reblog with your sign- I love seeing what peoples’ signs are ^^

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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Taurus Female + The Male Signs

Taurus female + Aries male

Taurus female + Taurus male

Taurus female + Gemini male

Taurus female + Cancer male

Taurus female + Leo male

Taurus female + Virgo male

Taurus female + Libra male

Taurus female + Scorpio male

Taurus female + Sagittarius male

Taurus female + Capricorn male

Taurus female + Aquarius male

Taurus female + Pisces male

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The Signs on an airplane

Aries: Talks to everyone even if they don’t know them

Taurus: Pissed off cause they want more than just one snack

Gemini: Dozing off

Cancer: Crying for some unknown reason

Leo: Just chilling and listening to music

Virgo: reading the airplane magazines

Libra: Forgets to turn airplane mode on.

Scorpio: Checks out everyone on the plane

Sagittarius: The ones who randomly sits up and walks around the plane for literally no reason

Capricorn: Either works on their laptop or researches about the place their visiting.

Aquarius: Tries to start up a conversation with people who are sleeping (personal experience xD) 

Pisces: Will cry if they don’t get the window seat

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Signs when they catch you staring

Shyly looks down:

Virgo, Aries, Capricorn, Taurus

Smirks cause they know they’re hot: 

Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra, Pisces

Glares back in a staring contest: 

Cancer, Aquarius, Leo, Scorpio

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The signs getting lost together

Aries: “I think we should split up. Me and Gemini will go--” *points randomly at the map*  ”Here!”

Taurus: “uh, i’ll just stay here. text me some updates.”

Gemini: *sitting in the corner with attitude*

Cancer: *crying* “What are you guys DOING! We’ll never find our way!”

Leo: “Everyone chill. I’ll use the map to find the way”

Virgo: “no need, I’ll use the GPS on my pho-” *disappointment* “never mind my phone is dead”

Libra: “I love our teamwork! this is going great!!” *dying inside*

Scorpio: “Shut up Libra, where in the middle of nowhere. I hate every soul here.”

Sagittarius: “just enjoy the circumstances for now, we’ll make it out alive! probably..”

Capricorn: “This is all your faults! If you’d have listened to me we wouldn’t be in this mess!”

Aquarius: “We should start planning ahead, we’re going to get hungry at some point. We should all vote who we’ll eat. I vote Pisces.

Pisces: *rocking back and forth while uncontrollably sobbing*

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The signs after pulling off an all-nighter

Aries: Gets angry

Taurus: Trips and falls over everything

Gemini: Rambles about pretty much everything

Cancer: Gets sentimental about the weirdest little things

Leo: Clings and doesn’t let go

Virgo: Twitches and mumbles incoherently

Libra: Talks to inanimate objects

Scorpio: Appears to be death glaring but is actually dozing off

Sagittarius: Says generally meaningful things about life

Capricorn: Falls asleep everywhere

Aquarius: Claims to have found aliens

Pisces: Hallucinates

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this is what happens if you ever become friends with me <3

Do you think the sea is salty because the land never waves back?

I can’t belive you just said that.

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What the signs are easily Manipulated by

Manipulated by money :

Gemini, Sagittarius, Aries

Manipulated by love : 

Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces

Manipulated by friends :

Leo, Cancer, Libra

Manipulated by status :

Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus

credit: sasstrollogy

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The Signs getting told their outfit is ugly.

 Aries : *turns to random person* “I think this person is talking to you???”

Taurus : *grabs the person’s hand* “I think we need to get you to the eye doctors asap”

Gemini : “HAHA, nice joke tell me another one”

Cancer : *raises their eyebrow* *looks them up and down slowly* “Are you sure you can judge?”

Leo : “Yeah and your outfit looks so nice!... wait is it not opposite day?”

Virgo : *gets really confused because they can’t comprehend the idea that they look anything other than incredible*

Libra : “honey please, this outfit costs more than you are worth”

Scorpio : *calmly explains to the person that they are just projecting their insecurities onto other people and then walks away while the person sits there falling apart*

Sagittarius : *laughs hysterically* *walks over to their friends and tells them what happened* *all collectively points and laughs at the person*

Capricorn : *throws whatever their holding at the person then acts like nothing happened* 

Aquarius : “yeah you’re probably right but i chose to look like this, what’s your excuse?”

Pisces : “... and yours isn’t?”

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I just love being a Taurus <3

Signs on Taurus's birthday

Leo : HURRY UP CAP WE ARE LATE

cap : I’m going as fast as I can *does everything slow on purpose *

- at the party -

Cancer : TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURUSSS

Taurus : oh no

Cancer : HAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY * nearly kills taurus by hugging them to tight *

Aquarius : cancer you’re choking taurus

Cancer : OH OH IM SO SORRY

Scorpio : why would you say that aqua

Pisces : you wanted taurus to die !??!

Scorpio: well it would be entertaining…

- Gemini walks in with presents -

Gemini : ALRIIIIIGHT IM HERE BE HAPPY.

Libra : GEMMMM

Gemini : yes baby I know you miss me *winks*

Virgo : * cringing *

Sag : alright ! let’s cut the cake

Libra : wait Leo and cap aren’t here though

Sag : did I ask

Virgo : dudes it’s already 10:37 we have school tomorrow

Cap and Leo enter

Aries : WELL FINALLY

Leo : this motherfucker * points at cap *

Cap : yeah but you all are idiots because taurus and the cake are gone

Everyone : … * looks back to see the door wide open and taurus half way down the street *

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why don't you have any friends?

Cause humanity sucks

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Pastel sea💦

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hi ugly dog ilysm rat child

i love u too

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