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Little baby boy you know the rules.

He who Yoo Joonghyuk 's must kkoma

If he cant wield his sword he cant charge into danger right, right?? 🤼

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Idk wtf is happning but i keep seeing spoilers and i think maybe the real kim soluem was the ghosts we story'ed along the way

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Dazai, from Daycare

Said with the same announciation of the "Jake, from StateFarm"

A quick draft I had rotting away in my notes lol.

Have at yee

Dazai leaves Yokohama for a short solo mission, but a different dazai comes falling out of the sky!!

"Atsushi!!! Who went and gave you permission to get all grown up without me huuuuuuuh???" The other dazai exclaims with his usual excentrism. Tugging at atsushis cheeks as the adolecent in question just stares back confused.

Why is Dazai-san wearing an apron? As dazai just went on and on about some kind of lunch he was trying to prepare for... children?? Who let dazai-san near children?!

"A-anyways, since your back from your mission already, we can go back to the agency. Okay, Dazai-san?" Atsushi said already turning the bandaged man in the direction of the Armed Detective Agency. Prepared to turn him away from any high places or bridges that might make Dazai want to take a 'detour'.

But the the man froze before turning to face Atsushi with one of (if not the most) pitiful looking faces Atsushi has ever seen on the man.

"I finally got little atsushi to call me onii-chan. But now your all grown up your back to using honorifics!!?" The fully grown man sobbed. Atsushi gazed on almost apathetically at this point. Why would I call Dazai-san Onii-chan?

"That's, a bit embarassing dont you think?" Atsushi cringed a little at the kicked puppy look his mentor sported at that. "And if I did call you Onii-chan, promise or not, I'm pretty sure Akutagawa would kill me."

"UAAGH!" Dazai grumbled with his normal dramatic flair. "Akutagawa this, Akutagawa that! You're gonna run away with him and get married and leave your poor big brother behind at this rate!!!!" His eyes bug out in a way that makes him seem genuinely on the brink of tears. As if he can see the whole thing playing out in his messed up mind.

Atsushi recoiled, his face warming up. "Wha-! Marry!- Me!? Akutagawa!!!?? No way! Never!" The poor boy sputtered

"AH I KNEW IT! You already have everything all set up ready to elope!! You're grown up now too!!" Dazai bites the end of his apron with a vengence. "I never should of let you two meet! I bet you even asked Kyouka to be your best man!!"

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Orv rpg au except I havent read the source material in a hot sec

Inwhich you have:

-kim dokja, a wizard who works for the adventurers guild who wakes up one day and remembers his previous life of a salaryman at a game company finding out that not only is he in their most popular rpg, but hes also the tutorial mage who is actually the overpowered secret boss.

-yoo fuckass, progaymer and live streamer extrordinaire with an undeniable crush on the only non-romanceable character in the rpg "Ways to Survive in a Demon War", the tutorial mage who teaches the protagonist magic. So when he wakes up one morning to find out he is now the second prince, the protagonist of the new dlc he had just purchased (because this one had promised the namless tutorial mage's route) his goal isnt to find a way back home but to instead romance the shit out of our poor kdj.

-kdj regretting the fact that he hadnt kept a closer eye on the storyboarding for tutorial mage's route on the dlc because holy shit these scenes with the second prince are getting kinda riske.(not that he minds, he did push his favorite streamer that he totally didnt have a crush on as reference for the 2nd Prince)

-yjh getting away with not knowing everything he needs to know about his new life ( hes a transmigrator) due to insane charisma stats and his rbf

-kdj being completely fine and comfortable with his life becuz he didnt have anything back there for him anyway and he already died in that world ( hes a reincarnator)

-gyildmaster han sooyoung and guild employee yoo sangah

-royal guards lee hyngsung and jung heewon

-nobles, lee jihye and wtvr the white guys name was

-heroes, lee gilyoung and shin yoosung

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Mikoto Kayano the man that you are

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like half of the joke w nahyuta is that he likes to make stuff up or frivolously order people around and americans do what he says bc they find him extremely serious and inscrutable and grave and think he must have some sort of higher reason for doing whatever hes doing. this works on everyone but apollo (his brother who knows him too well) and phoenix (refuses to take an extremely self-important guy born in 2003 seriously at all)

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Some doodles i did a while ago

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BRO IM CRYING

I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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Color wheel thingy to remind me that Alien Stage isnt real and is just a collective hallucination and everyone fine and happy and healthy and-

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This again but for a completely different reason

I am so upsetty spaghetti right now

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AND IN A BLINK GONE

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luka when I FUCKING catch you??

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you mean to tell me round 7 happened HOURS after round 6 yeah no shit till was doomed wtf. no rehearsals no nothing they just swapped his outfit, gave him a fakeass fuck ass guitar and said go perfom - meanwhile pookie luka got to practice king yaoi ivan the third's mannerisms in the break room and pick out specific pictures of till's most hated lover to slap on the big screen oggghhhhhhh

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Headon: Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination

The top of the tower probably:

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I am so upsetty spaghetti right now

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THEY VETOED HIS STUPID BOYSCOUT OUTFIT NOOOOOOIIOIOO

I was so excited for his dumb little outfit 😭😢

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Ice skating ???

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