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Hawk: Wasn't Kreese being fatphobic when he called Penis Breath fatso??

Tory: You’re right. Let me add fatphobe to the list of "Why Kreese is Problematic", right underneath his multiple war crimes.

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Cobra kai season 3

Miguel: i might be permanently paralyzed

Sam: i cant go five minutes without having a panic attack

Robby: nobody loves me and im getting the living shit beat out of me every single day

Tory: my pervy landlord is threatening me

Demetri: my best friend snapped my arm in half

Hawk: im being intensely radicalized

…

Daniel: im going to okinawa :)

Johnny: im going on a date with my ex!

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hi (i love you) did you sleep well? (i love you) have you eaten? (i love you) drive safe (i love you) how are you? (i love you) how was your day? (i love you) (i love you) (i love you)

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get carmen her personality back 2021

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Inspired by @skeletore’s tags on this gifset

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I see some YasMoon on your page and I’m very 👀👀👀 For the AU ask game, maybe an AU where YASMINE is the one Moon gets together with at the end of Season 2???

Woop woop the skinniest cuntiest sapphic rarepair </3.

1. In this one Yasmine flies back from Paris much earlier (by herself like when coming to Prom) since she wants to go back to her mom’s after having a fight with her dad and his girlfriend buuttt she has no friends left so she starts apologizing to others including Sam and Aisha (but they’re understandably still pissed off so let’s just say she still needs to run off the Robinson’s front lawn before Aisha turns the sprinklers on) and Moon whom’s more understanding and they reconnect.

2. They start dating after Moon starts gushing about this new crush she has at her gymnastics class and yeah yeah Yasmine really doesn’t need to hear about it all right now but she starts paying attention the minute Moon mentions that her name is Piper Elswith and she’s so cool but she feels so confused about it… right when Yasmine combusts at the shock that Moon is actually into other girls and after blurting it out in total surprise she kisses her and wow.

3. Yasmine’s problem is that she likes Moon borrowing her clothes because she always looks better than Yasmine does in them so she goes to the extent of buying clothes specifically for Moon to steal but the problem is Moon rarely ever wants to share clothes and if she does it’s recommending her clothes to Yasmine, so Yasmine decides to start “borrowing” stealing all Moon’s clothes so when Moon asks for them back she can be like “Hmm, that dress? Must’ve lost it. Hey, if you’re looking for an upgrade try this one from Chanel PLUS the perfect scarf”.

4. Moon’s most worried about her Aisha since they’ve been becoming friends over the summer and she doesn’t wanna pull a Sam by getting with Yasmine but while Aisha is still a bit shocked at hearing the news she’s still pretty reluctant to forgive Yasmine for it all, but okay to continue hanging out with Moon as long as she doesn’t try to bulldoze her into anything about Yasmine (which Moon gladly understands).

5. Relating to 3, Moon did think Yasmine’s chakra’s were at best when she was rocking Moon’s favourite scarf.

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AU where Tory and Aisha get together in season 2?

1. Sam is fine with it, okay?

2. So fine. Super fine. So so fine. She is just totally totally fine so maybe stop asking, Robby?!

3. In this version Tory is encouraged to go after Aisha by Miguel whom wants the best for his fellow “Heart Broken by Sam Larusso” club mate and can sense how much she likes Tory and wants to date her.

4. Aisha’s parents didn’t grow up like Amanda but they’re still just as much protective parents so after Tory starts coming over more and getting closer to them they starts filling in the roles Amanda did for Tory in S4 and offering support (except with the abundance of bad blood maybe Tory is less reluctant to accept it).

5. School fight ceases to exist because Torisha live out their days being the happiest sapphics in the whole wide valley 💕.

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send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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A Totally Mathematically Accurate Analysis of Cobra Kai's Season Quality

Abstract:

In this report we investigate the season-by-season quality of the show Cobra Kai, and establish a clear, direct relationship between the quality of the season, and the number of appearances of the colloquially coined "slutty gi."

Introduction:

Cobra Kai is a television series that launched in 2018 for the Youtube Red streaming service, eventually moving to Netflix in 2020. It stands as a sequel to the iconic Karate Kid film franchise, and follows a now 50+ year old Johnny Lawrence as he navigates the lifelong fallout from his karate tournament loss to Daniel Larusso in the 80s. This analysis seeks to explore relationship between the objective quality of each season of the show, and the number of appearances of Johnny Lawrence's "Slutty Gi."

Definition and Description of the Slutty Gi:

The colloquially coined "slutty gi" refers to Johnny Lawrence's now infamous gi, which he wears while practicing and teaching karate throughout Cobra Kai. We differentiate this gi from all others in the show by its sleeveless nature and tendency toward varying levels of pectoral exposure. See figure 1 below:

fig. 1

From here on this report refers to this gi by its colloquial name for clarity and distinguishability.

Season Quality Analysis:

In an attempt to establish a relationship between the quality of the season and the number of slutty gi appearances, we measure the number of appearances per season vs. the objective show quality per season*. See figure 2 below:

fig. 2

As shown in the figure above, the number of appearances of the slutty gi diminishes per season, with it dropping off completely to 0 from season 4 onward. The objective show quality also diminishes per season, in a near identical pattern. We observe a slight trivial difference in the slope of the respective trendlines, with otherwise near identical plots.

*the numeric calculation for the show quality per season was performed using objective measure inputs such as thematic consistency, humorous moments, character development, and more. Details of this calculation can be found here.

Conclusion

Although more investigation is needed to establish a cause-and-effect relationship, we conclude that there is a clear, direct correlation between the number of slutty gi appearances per season of Cobra Kai, and the respective quality of the season. As slutty gi appearances have trended downwards per season, so too has the quality of the show. With one season left to come out, this report supports the recommendation that season 6, the final season of Cobra Kai, brings back the slutty gi to save the lasting legacy of the show.

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I guess we should get our money’s worth.

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Terry: [Trying to stir up drama] Mrs Larusso, I’m afraid to say your husband is cheating on you.

Amanda: He hasn't left his dojo in 117 days.

Amanda: He's pretty shit at it.

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Hawk: Do I look like an idiot to you?

Demetri: Obviously, but why do you ask?

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“Maiming and killing is bad its against the law” God forbid women do anything anymore

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Alright listen up girls, gals, and nonbinary pals. You probably know a user going by the username @tortureiscool and might have even interacted with them personally. In real life their name is Terry Silver, and despite what some recent publicity stunts will try to convince you, they are deeply problematic. Recently I've seen a lot of thirst posts hailing him as a 'zaddy' and calling him the 'only ethical billionaire' (😒😒😒) so I needed to come on here set the record straight. In this post I'll be going in depth on some of the more fucked up things he's done over the years, so a big content warning for: abuse, grooming, gaslighting, psychosexual torture, unhealthy bdsm practices, drug abuse, the vietnam war, environmental pollution, and most importantly billionaire shenanigans. Also a BIG thank you to @larusso-auto-offical for helping compile this post. Read more

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