Y/n: Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Daniel: No.
Y/n: Okay.
Daniel:
Daniel: Do you smell smoke?
Y/n: The secret is that the dojo is on fire.
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What about Miguel and reader having a movie night??
## — “𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒”
𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘻 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳
𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 ! 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘭
𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘴.
“we are so stupid. why did we pick a horror movie out of all movies.”
“WE???!?!?! y/n, amor that was all YOU”
you two had been watching horror movies for the last 4 hours, this was his way of making it up to you after he came back from mexico. its not that you were mad at him or anything, just worried. and he felt guilty for leaving you behind, so this is how he makes up for it.
“miguel. i want water but im too lazy to get it.. and even if i WERE to get it, im too scared to go to the kitchen by myself….. can u come with me to get water 😞”
“yeah, babe. of course i can” he smiles, following you into the kitchen. when you two had made it there, you accidentally dropped something on the table, causing another thing to drop onto the floor… scaring you
“FUCK NO PLZ DONT KILL ME NUN PLZ” you yelled, terrified for ur life until u heard miguel giggle behind you and start to tease you, sneaking his arms around your waist from behind. “dont worry amor, i’ll protect you from the nun” and you decided to tease right back
“with your ninja skills?”
his jaw DROPPED. you did NOT. just say that. his karate moves were NOT ninja skills, he wasnt actually offended, but he let his fake offended face show up. causing you to giggle
…
after you two had got back into the living room, you cuddling right back up to your lover, he smiles and wraps an arm around your shoulder. all was great until… a jumpscare popped up……….. you JUMPED.
“awe migUEL FUCKING HELL HOLY SHIT”
miguel loved the way you hid your face in his chest when jumpscares came up, he loved the way you’d pout after it happened, complaining about the directors adding them in. he loved how you’d cling to him to the rest of the movie with him continuously telling you he’d protect you from all the monsters, giving u a wee bit of reassurance….
“amor dont worry, your very strong and handsome boyfriend will protect you from those monsters”
“miguel u kinda look like that one”
“bye.”
after the movie ended, you were scared shitless. you couldnt evej go to the DAMN BATHROOM without asking miguel to stand infront of the door and talk to u while you were pissing so you can assure he didnt leave you by urself. then after you got out, you’d look to him and ask
“one more?”
he groaned
“no more horror movies, y/n”
and your reply?
“youre a pussy, miguel”
@/ilovesillycats
plz don’t copy my work 😞
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Tory: *Laying face down on the floor*
Brandon: So Sam said she loved you?
Tory, muffled: Yeah
Brandon: ...and you asked her to marry you?
Tory: Yeah
Brandon: Awesome! How did she react?
Tory: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more
*Meanwhile*
Sam, kicking in the door to the Miyagi Dojo: Guys, Dad, Anthony! Holy shit, I'm gonna get married!
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johnny: how long has this been going on?
miguel: since new year’s
johnny: oh god. and who knows about this?
miguel: literally no one but you. and the larussos.
robby: and tory
miguel: right, and hawk
robby: oh, and i told demetri
miguel: awh, i didn’t know that
robby: yeah, he was really happy for us
miguel: oh i can’t wait to see him again he’s really-
johnny: okay! quiet! okay! the both of you! i need to think
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Robby with Miguel draped over him: I love my personal space
Everyone:
Robby: Miguel also loves my personal space
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Hawk: I changed my mind.
Robby: Does it work now?
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CK x Big Time Rush Incorrect Quote
Johnny: Dogs! You've come a long way. But you have you a longer way to go to before you become real badasses.
Johnny: Hawk is still too self-centered and only cares about himself.
Hawk *takes out a mirror strokes his mohawk*: Hawk and I still disagree.
Johnny: Quiet you two! Miguel still lacks direction.
Miguel *Facing away from Johnny*: I do not!
Johnny: Turn around.
*Miguel does a 360 turn still facing away from Johnny*
Johnny: *signs* Demetri still lacks swagger
Demetri: Yes, but if you ever need a color pencil who you gonna call.
Johnny: *breaks the color pencil* And Robby needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.
Robby: And Dad needs to take-
Johnny: Don't Say It! Not One More Word.
Robby turns towards the others all of them giving him warning signs
Johnny: Good!
Robby: Chill Pill.
Johnny shaking with rage, steam coming from his ears
Miguel and Hawk: Steam?
Demetri: Thats a New One
Robby: Run!
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*Robby and Miguel sitting a jail cell*
Miguel: So, who should we call?
Robby: I'd call Y/n, but I feel safer in jail
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Demetri: I may be naive but at least I'm not stupid! [looks at Miguel]
Miguel: Well I may be stupid but at least I'm not trying to look like I'm not! [looks at Eli]
Eli: Well I may be a genius but at least I don't have a huge boner for Sensei LaRusso. [looks at Johnny]
Johnny: QUIET!
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Robby: HELP!!! I TOLD Y/N I’D MAKE DINNER, BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO COOK!!!
Johnny pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Johnny: I just had a long talk with Robby and Miguel about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
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Carmen: this is my husband, Johnny, and this is Johnny's boyfriend Daniel, and this is Daniel's wife Amanda—
Someone: wait wait wait. I'm confused.
Carmen: well, Johnny and I are married, and Amanda and Daniel are married, and Johnny and Daniel are dating. Also, I'm dating Amanda
Daniel: it's really quite simple
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Johnny: I had a dream in which I was arrested for tax evasion, which is really weird, because I don't even pay taxes.
Sam:
Sam: That’s- that’s the definition of tax evasion.
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amanda: you can hate johnny all you want, but the second you see a camera, you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin d deficiency
daniel: you know-
amanda: and there’s no getting out of this
daniel: oh yeah? what if i set myself on fire?
amanda: we’d ship the ashes to eagle fang
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Miguel: Guys help I think I might be bisexual
Eli: How’s that’s possible you either speak the language or you don’t???
Tory: That’s bilingual you fucking moron
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