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Gl on ur pulls djordje (george(?)) :)

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The Bachelors and How They Sleep

hello lovelies! Have some more of my headcanons. These HCs are for a gn! reader. If you have any requests then feel free to send me an ask! Reblogs and likes are greatly appreciated 🌷🤍

Alex:

🏈 Moves a lot during his sleep. But he doesn't outright punch you by accident. You always seem to end up being under him.

🏈 Mumbles a lot too. One time, you woke up to him counting to himself, just like how he counts his bicep curls.

🏈 Wakes up early, just a few moments before you. He says it's because he needs to exercise the first thing in the morning. But it's actually because he felt you move out of the bed and he doesn't like to be alone.

🏈 Gives you all the pillows to make you comfortable. He says it's important for your muscles to get a good night's rest. He ends up hogging the blankets.

Elliott:

🪶 Sleeps like a dead man. He doesn't move at all, save for the occasional turning to the side to snuggle against you.

🪶 It takes him a while to finally succumb to slumber. He says it's because he's used to listening to the waves of the beach to fall asleep.

🪶 Silk pajamas, the man has sets of them. He keeps his hair down while sleeping so you sometimes wake up to your whole face being covered by his locks.

🪶 He's a late riser, mostly because he sleeps late too. He tells you that he writes better at night and he doesn't allow himself to rest until he's finished writing one chapter at least.

Harvey:

🛩️ Sometimes, Harvey forgets to take off his glasses before he goes to bed. Which is why he has so many broken ones that he tries to hide from you by kicking them under the bed.

🛩️ Professional cuddler. He always makes sure you're in his arms or vice versa. He needs to touch you in order to get a good night's rest. Doesn't matter if you two are spooning or if it's just his hand on top of your arm.

🛩️ Snores a lot. Goes "hoooonk mimimimimi hoooonk mimimimi"

🛩️ I like to imagine him wearing those pajamas that's like just a long night gown and those floppy pointy hats. You know the one.

Sam:

🎸 Alex mumbles in his sleep, Sam straight up sings. Usually it's outbursts of the choruses of his songs, sometimes he'd hum the tune out. You have a video of him playing air drums while sleeping. You sent the video to Abigail and Sebastian, and they never let Sam hear the end of it.

🎸 He wakes up super late most of the time. But on the rare occasion where he doesn't, he cooks breakfast and serves it to you in bed. Complete with a flower in a vase and everything.

🎸 Always kisses you before he falls asleep. Straight up drags you to his side of the bed to peck your lips.

🎸 Would take off his shirt to put it on you. He says he doesn't want you getting cold at night and waves you off when you refuse, worried about his wellbeing. "I don'T gEt sicK eaSiLy, Babe," ends up in the clinic to get meds the next day.

Sebastian:

👾 It's my headcanons and I say he moves a LOT during his sleep. So much so that you end up on the floor when you wake up. He refuses to believe that he does that.

👾 His sleep schedule depends on you. He refuses to sleep unless you're already in the house. He doesn't like the feeling of sleeping when he doesn't know you're safe. You'll find him waiting for you on the porch.

👾 Prefers to sleep on the side of the bed where the sun doesn't shine.

👾 Immediately feels it when you get out of the bed. And he wakes up immediately, groggy and needing a few minutes to register where he is. Even if you're just going to get a glass of water, Sebastian would wake up and ask where you're going.

Shane:

🐣 This man says good night to all the chickens in your coop before he goes to bed, I decided.

🐣 He used to get little to no hours of sleep but after moving in with you, he tries to get enough sleep as possible.

🐣 Hugs you in his sleep, all the time.

🐣 He wakes up the same moment you do, sometimes earlier. He gave himself the job to take care of your farm animals so you don't have to work too hard. So he wakes early to get the job done as soon as possible to spend breakfast with you.

🐣 My brother in Yoba, he would wake up in the middle of the night to get a snack. You would sometimes catch him in the middle of drinking cows milk straight out of the bottle in front of the open fridge.

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How my hospital visit went(I got my blood drawn)

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Haley, courtesy of the non-weirdest ad I’ve gotten on tumblr

The ad in question:

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Leafwing? Idk

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He asked for NO salmonberries

It's OK honey I gotchu

how fucking dare they

is this guy bothering you queen (starts punching the salmonberry bush)

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Harvey would absolutely have this hung in his clinic somewhere, like it's been plaguing my mind for days

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Got one and it's actually so good, never ordered from s6 before but the quality is nice, the colors aren't any different from the website(if my photo looks off it's bc it was taken under LED 'white' lighting) 11/10 would recommend :)👍

ALSO. I’m super sad to inform y’all of this but I took down my redbubble account in light of the new tier-fee system they’ve rolled out. So as of now that means no more harvey stickers :((((

I’m not quite sure what to do as an alternative, so if y’all know of any sites that won’t like. rob me. pls comment them below. Or it might be one of those things where once I’m post grad, I just figure out how to manufacture stickers myself and make it more of an involved side hustle. 

I didn’t really put stickers up on redbubble to get that bread per se, but after seeing some of what that new artist fee thing is about, I just decided they’re not worth utilizing as a service. (Ngl their stickers be kinda shit anyway sooo) 

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Made a new pfp for myself: McHarvey

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Honestly kind obsessed with Harvey being trans(ftm), it also makes me more comfortable imagining the ‘me’ in my sdv internal scenarios embracing my transness bc Harvey would just get it, and it could be t4t and it’s just amazing like yes that sounds wonderful where can I sign up

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Harvey when Dance of the Moonlight Jellies festival

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Big Harvey, small Harvey, neither could pick me up but he's amazing anyway

Harvey Stardew Valley is NOT a thicc man! He is a thinn man! He is weak and pathetic, people! He's a beanpole. He's lanky. A light breeze would push him over! He's got scoliosis and a heart condition and he literally has NO STOVE! This man subsists exclusively on uncrustables and ramen and stale granola bars.

Please respect his patheticness. If anything, find ways to make him more pathetic. Put him in a jar and shake it.

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I love him I love him I love hi-

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