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porcelin maiden — TOILET!reader

— meet lou, the granddaughter of the well-known skibidi toilet
- she often spends her days near the water, the feeling of the soft currents giving her nostalgia to the times of when she was still a toilet. the waves crashing against the shore, barreling into her legs, reminding her of the numerous times she had been flushed.
— it wasn’t easy for her to learn the human ways, despite being around so many, and seeing them in such intimate situations.
- one day, lou felt extremely sick. she’d had had her bad days, days filled with stuffy noses and fevers, but no, this was worse. worse enough that dean had told her to call a doctor. and she did just that. a day later, a knock sounded on the motel door as she lay in bed, her fair skin looking unusually paler than normal. you can imagine deans surprise as he opens the door, finding a plumber standing there, plunger and tool box in his hands. dean shot her a confused look as the plumber said he had been called to come here, but dean shooed him away. as the man left, dean quickly shut the door and looked at her, his eyes furrowing as he stared at her. he stood there, trying to figure out why on earth she would call a plumber instead of a doctor. thats when it began to click in his mind. her name was lou.. she loved the water.. her pale, ghostly skin. she had been a human, turned into a toilet. by a witch, he assumed.
— on the day of her 23rd birthday, dean had decided to give her his.. own special present. theyre drinking, a usual occurrence in his room in the bunker. sam was out on a case, knowing what kind of activities the two would be participating in later on. after a few more minutes, a lot of long, wanting stares, they finally made a move on each other. lou slid effortlessly into deans lap, her hands moving from gently cradling his neck, to roughly gripping his hair. his own hands moved, starting at her neck, before making their way, gently groping her chest. she gasped into his mouth, her back arching slightly into his touch. he continued the advancement of his hands, gripping her waist, her hips, and her ass. after a moment, the two leaned back to catch their breath. dean easily picked her up, laying her on her back on his bed. he reached down, pulling her shirt off, immediately placing kisses along her collarbone. his head went down, trailing his lips across her naval. eventually, he stood back up to his full height, undoing the button of his jeans as she eagerly removed her shorts. “time to lay some pipe.”, he said, smirking as he looked down at her before diving back in, sucking deep marks on her neck.
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giving head to a preachers daughter call that ethel brain
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MELJAYVIK EDIT TO BE MY MISTAKE BY THE 1975 THANK YOU SEND TWEET
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if anyone. ANYONE. deserves compensation in this world or the next, it’s the cabbage man
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