akwardsilince

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "No one's coming to save you."

Person B: "Who says I need saving?"

Person C [in the process of saving Person B via window]: "Right, okay, I'll go fuck myself I suppose."

[akwardsilince]

Hello dude

Just wanted to thanks LIKE TONS OF TIMES A LOT

Your prompts scratch my brain in the right way and I'm going crazy in the best way possible just because I do love your prompts and saved way too many in my gallery because they work for my otp so well and there's not enough way to say thanks

(also, I would like being friends mayb, I'm cool and have 4 cats) (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

THANK YOU FOR YOU KINDNESS I'M VERY GLAD YOU LIKE MY SILLY POSTS

MAY THEE BE FOREVER FOLLOWED BY HEALTH AND JOY (okay, no more yelling)

I have invaded your gallery, eating up the storage, nom nom nom I'm very happy that the character dynamic I am spreading appeals to many, this is good, we need more of the crack romance

(friendship is cool 👍 tho I have very little clue what that would entail lol)

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "Right, the interview is almost over. I just need you to indicate which one of these squares you fall into."

Person B: "Is this. The DnD alignment chart?"

Person A: "Yes."

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "I need you to misbehave as much as possible."

Person B: "That is, in fact, the opposite of what you said before we left."

Person A: "That was before I knocked a man out. Give us a reason to get kicked out now."

[akwardsilince]

For those who don't read tags, if we take the akwardsilince out of the prompt, it translates into:

Person A: "Hello, my dear. I'm home. Have you missed me?"

Person B: "Terribly and irrationally. How dare you."

Person A: "Did my absence cause you any trouble?"

Person B: "Tons. And it was much less welcome than the kind you usually bring."

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "Did my absence cause you any trouble?"

Person B: "Tons. And it was much less welcome than the kind you usually bring."

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "Remember when we first met?"

Person B: "God, that was awful."

Person A: "Really? I thought it was quite romantic."

Person B: "You threw me into a wall."

Person A: "I pinned you against a wall."

Person B: "No, you were at least a few long strides away from me by the time my back hit the wall."

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "Can you give me a hug?"

Person B: "Sure, just, let me prepare myself."

Person A: "Pardon."

Person B: "Emotionally, not physically."

Person A: "Pardon."

Person B: "...actually, where do I put my arms again?"

Person A: "Never mind. I'll give you the hug."

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "If there was an alternate version of me, who was basically the same, would you love them?

Person B: "I'd rather you ask me if I'd love you as a worm."

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "Man. I'm too old for this."

Person B: "You're 20."

Person A: "And you're 40-something. Worry about yourself."

[akwardsilince]

hiiii!! i normally don't just hop into people's ask boxes like this, but the last two anons inspired me (chain reaction of extrovertism :D )

i really just wanted to tell you how much i LOVE your work <333 genuinely you are my favourite dialogue prompt writer on tumblr, your prompts ALWAYS make me giggle so SO much and, despite how fantastical some scenarios are, your character dynamics always feel so real and Human™

anyways time to start stalking your page again for the third time this week

HELLO, THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS, I AM EATING IT WITH GREAT ENTHUSIASM I AM SPINNING IN MY CHAIR AT GREAT SPEEDS ROTATING IN CIRCLES LIKE THAT ONE CAT WITH FUNKY SOUNDS

MAY YOU BE CURSED WITH HAPPINESS AND PERFECT HEALTH FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS

ME:

MAY THE GOOFY CHARACTER DYNAMIC PROPAGANDA SPREAD FAR AND WIDE

KEEP LAUGHING MY GOOD FELLOW, BE HAPPY 🫵

[akwardsilince]

haiii, not really a question but I just felt like saying something because I saw your answered ask earlier and that gave me the confidence to put down my thoughts because I've wanted to send something in for a little while but I'm always really hesitant about sending nonsense asks to blogs that only ask for questions (no criticism, just happy I can yap freely :D).

your posts really have become one of the best normals in my life. I wake up most days and go to check my notifs, and the first thing I'm thinking when I open up tumblr is always 'what weirdly funny chunk of dialogue has silince posted today?'. No matter what, your posts always manage to make me smile or snicker, and I really wanted to thank you for being a constant presence of light in my life, even if you didn't mean to be <333

- melz <3

THANK YOU SO MUCH, I AM FILLED WITH EVERLASTING JOY AND ETERNAL HAPPINESS, MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE TWICE OVER I DANCE AROUND MY ROOM ALL SILLY-LIKE AND WITH GREAT AMOUNTS OF ENERGY I AM ALSO OVERWHELMINGLY ELATED TO KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN TITLED "SILINCE" IN YOUR MIND, I FIND THE NAME HYSTERICAL

MAY YOU FIND HEALTH AND HAPPINESS FOREVER, KIND MELZ

THIS IS ALSO ME RN:

YOUR CONFIDENCE AND BRAVERY HAS BEEN NOTED 👍🫵 MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT COURAGE IN YOUR BACKPOCKET FOR WHEN YOU NEED IT AND KNOW THAT YOUR WORDS CAN BRING OTHERS GREAT JOY

[akwardsilince]

Darling, just wanted to let you know your prompts are such a source of joy for me and my oddly specific ship dynamic

Very grateful with your writing and keep doing great

THANK YOU, KIND ANON YOUR WORDS BRING ME GREAT JUBILATION I AM REJOICING, YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY

I HOPE YOU ARE FOREVER HEALTHY AND HAPPY ANON

THIS IS ME RN:

MAY THE ODD SHIP DYNAMIC REACH THE MASSES

I NEED MORE OF THAT CRACK ROMANCE

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "I don't need your protection."

Person B: "You walked into a door."

Person A: "Irrelevant."

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "Sometimes, I feel like you take great joy in being difficult."

Person B: "With you."

Person A: "Pardon?"

Person B: "I like being difficult with you. Only you."

Person A: "That's. Not better."

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "You're insufferable."

Person B: "And you're in love with me."

Person A: "That says more about me than it does about you. Don't get smug."

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "So, I made a miniature version of you to keep with me forever when you're---"

Person B: "You WHAT."