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Cool new desktop page for easier readability !

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I am sure some of you are curious. Yes, my scandalous Toe Sucking picture included the very same Powerful Feet I have been training day and night with my Joker Kicks. I am strong enough now to kick a Cinder Block in half. Heh... I bet a Certain Someone is getting scared for our duel right about now...

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Old compilation of Mikuru from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya tripping and falling in every dub I could find. Highlights are the Italian dub where she honks like a duck and the Russian version where it sounds like they used candid audio of the voice actress dying.

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everyone talks about how Homura is gay

"she broke reality with the power of gay"

"she timelooped for 12 years for her crush"

all true, all gay

but nobody talks about Madoka running into a hurricane for Homura in a timeline where she seems to not have even known about magical girls

or in the final timeline where Madoka finally plans on making her wish after learning Homura's pretty much doomed to failure, and she runs into a hurricane to say goodbye to Homura

she could have made that wish inside of the shelter, but no, she ran into that hurricane for a girl she's known for a month (and the lyrics of Magia state that her motivation is love, so don't try that "wow, what a good pal she is" bullshit)

Madoka sees a pretty girl and what little self preservation she has just fucking vanishes, and people just don't talk about that

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Reblog to hug prev

Please

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Megami Magazine June 2025 Issue (#301) - Princess Principal: Crown Handler

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Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

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Happy birthday Weiss Schnee, my beloved

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reblog to heal the person you reblogged this from

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"I want to be a dragon."

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I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

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put me in the 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch box coach!!! I'm all fired up, I'm ready!!!!!

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It's cause you're always going down that damn spiral

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Replaying Bloodborne makes me so sick

Like, why is this game so good? I'm not supposed to feel so good playing it

Joy and whimsy are foreign to me and they should stay that way