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need asap !!!!

“-and this is my emotional support dog” I say gesturing towards a very human butch lesbian.

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FUUCCKK HELP ME i’m so awkward i’m scaring people off HELPPPPP MEEEEE

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thought about loving a butch so hard today i cried. this is how i know i’m getting my period.

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"You attract what you fear" ahhhh a tattooed stone butch that's a hot nerd, will treat me like a princess and wants a girlfriend always at her service who will listen to her for hours, how scary!!

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a butch forcing me to suck their strap even though i’m choking and gagging but they just reassure me that i can take it and push down on my head even harder

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fuck me in the ass you tumblr writers know where it’s at i’ve been staring at a wall over a fan fiction for like 20 minutes now that shit was prime level writing. i love you all

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only if I had a big muscular woman taking care of me while I'm in the bed sick and telling me not to worry about doing nothing because I need to focus of getting better while swiping the sweat off of my forehead

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greek yogurt either is like the holy spirit or tastes like cheese i am correct

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she's so mommy. she's so daddy. 😖🤭

(She's so butch, you just can't imagine her with a man even if you tried.)

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save me butch cowboy… please… butch cowboy save me

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low-key silly rant but i hate being so inexperienced like i just get horny but idk how to make myself feel good so i’m just..yk?? left there wanting but can’t do anything like c’mon i wanna have an orgasm i feel left out ☹️

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“i want a soft masc!” “i want a tomboy fem!” i want a butch. i want a woman so masculine that my parents call her “sir.” i want a woman who wears muscle tanks, leather jackets, and combat boots. i want a woman with more pit hair than she has hair on her head. i want a woman with broad shoulders and biceps that are 20 inches around. i want a woman who can walk into a room full of men and be the most masculine one there. i want a dyke. i want a butch

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i’m literally a sad blue eyed pouty femme where’s my butch that’s gonna come and sweep me off my feet?

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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

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i can’t sleep and all i can think about is how good it would feel to be sleeping beside a butch rn who is so in love with me and the love of my life and we’re so comfy and happy

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life update ! IVE BEEN PUT ON A LIST TO GET MY HEART MONITIRWD?? guys i am nervous i need to be comforted